Is mod serious?

hey.swf

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Bideo James!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eO5U_uN7DQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-N1yJyrQRY

True art is timeless.

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Some suggestions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDfmn_TMkI

>>6939
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs
YES!!

Another one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iUU6jTqB6k

If you're not simply bringing back old wordfilters, then let's try new party hard themes (other than HEEYYYYYYYAA, Happy Little Trees, etc)

This has unwantedly infected my head. Seems appropriate for a party hard background:
>>/a/33167

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngk3Urrpa8k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vAZMeXqaW8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RyrmiWVwNS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU

this shit is GOLD! but not a partyhard background.

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>>6939

whatever this guy recommends.

I'm serial. Airwolf was great. Bob Ross... Cheesegrater... Grandpa/Grandma... Dicks... Shit in my mouth... Arachnologist... [screencap of Bill & Teds excellent adventure]...

...all time-honoured classics that should never be removed or replaced.

Possible additions to try out:

Hitler: baby Jesus in the manger
Tit: appetizer
Girl: Forest Ranger
Christ: The Abominable Snowman
Gun: shitsnack
Femin: creampuff

These should go a long way to keep conversations from getting too serious and dull.

>>6939
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs
this

There is no discussion. It HAS to be hey.swf

Or either of these;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU_ef7DQgs

fallout 3 - 40's songs..... or remixes, get on it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zt7r16nO9U

Put a filter on every single vowel changing it to g
Everyone will be so confused

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>>6963
Dggr Ggd, thgt wggld mgkg mgst pgsts vgrtgglly gncgmprghgnsgblg

Or unfiltered, "Dear God, that would make most posts virtually incomprehensible".

Forget confused, /b/ will just turn into a board of pure gibberish
inb4 that's what /b/ is usually like

>>6964
Thgn jgst fgr g dgy gr twg
(Then just for a day or two)

>>6965
Looks Welsh to me. Not sure if I should be offended though considering my heritage.

>>6965
>>6964
g'm rggly ngt hgvgng trggblg rggdgng thgs stgff.

I think it would be a fun thing to do.

>>6949
Ah, those were the days. I have a feeling if you did that, maybe 75% of the site users would think it was all entirely new.

(Ergo, may as well come up with mostly new filters, unless a better alternative can't be found to some of the classics)

>>6963
you sir are an evil genius and I can only hope that one day I can dream up just 1% of the lulz that must course through your mindveins.

>>6971
It basically turns English into Hebrew. You know there's a vowel there, but not what it actually is, and have to figure it out from context.

Thg fgct thgt gt dggsn't chgngg "g" gtsglf tg g dgffgrgnt lgttgr gs glsg ggnggs, gs ygg dgn't thgn kngw whgthgr g cgrtggn wgrd gs g "g" gr g vgwgl...

>>6989
>you sir are an evil genius and I can only hope that one day I can dream up just 1% of the lulz that must course through your mindveins.
Thgnk ygg vgrg mgch
(changed Y to G because fuck the police)

>>6990
Gvgrg tgmg g rggd thgs mg mgnd mgkgs gt sggnd lgkg thgrg's chggsg gn mg thrggt.

do it mods

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The other cheesegraters were charming or clever. I keep waiting for this one to seem either of those things, but it remains just... sorta odd. I miss all the established cheesegraters. The welsh/yiddish would be good for party mode. Please?

>>7078
That is a beautiful weld, by the way.

Word filters are usually lame, especially on /b/.
Welding strawberry? Really?

>>7081
Most welders I've met were thieving lying pieces of shit human beings that only used people while it was convienient.

Allah - Megatron?
please?

you're; your > yarr

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>>7101
I second this motion

>>7095
Yes.

http://youtu.be/svHUopfx-CI
Rainbow Road Acapella would be a nice party.

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Everybody probably already has realized by now, but I just want to put it here 'for teh record'.

The weld* wordfilter was deleted somewhere around one or two weeks ago.
Obviously, it didn't have as much of an impact as airwolf* did --being part of the older, classic lolfilters.

Personally, I didn't care much for this one. On the other hand, I am glad the other filters, strawberry* and SAVE THE WHALES, were left unchanged, these have better punch and are simply lulz.

I think we should word-filter all Arabic/Hebrew characters. I feel that 7chan /b/ is being invaded by Jews and Muslims.

>>7726
Sounds like a plan, depending on the words I'd vote for the following selections:
Durka
Jihad
Allah
Ackbar
Wololo

>>7727
How about an image of muhammad like the bill and ted, exellent word filter.

I suggest a gachimuchi because if you think about it's everything that 7Chan is, a gachimuchi is from Japan and is crossed with America and is also very gay.

https://7chan.org/fl/src/Night_of_Fuck.swf

Republican/Conservative to lesbian nigger and Democrat/Liberal to devout male mormon

The current partymode is hella intense. Good job mods.

Anybody got any ideas for an 8chan cheesegrater? I think we should start using one.

>>8401
Special School

>>8401
Change 8chan to 4[b][/b]C[i][/i]h[u][/u]an.
Give them an auto-ban at the same time for mention the 4th for dubble-lulz.

I quite like CANCERINO for fag or newfag.

>>/b/734652

Here are my suggestions:
really/very -> damn fuckin'
good/cool -> swell

nigger > black friend
faggot > anus wizard
8chan > cripplenipples

Nigger -> Democrat
Faggot -> Republican
What -> How
How -> What
Girlfriend -> Big Brother

And for one person in particular:
Liru -> Miku

Nigger = Outstanding individual

bf/boyfriend = gf/girlfriend

and vice versa.

ok = *grabs dick*
troll = can opener
fuck = airwolf

xd

Faggot=Kool Aid Man

We generally need more cheesgraters, as soon as possible, whatever basis they come from.

Too many silly sausages toasting standard English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdv91E5R5Hg

Play this in the background on 4/20!

milk -> lactose juice

after >>/b/740461

>>8645
I support this fermented lactose juice grater.

>>8645
agreed, it was quite funny

nigger = dark angel

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>>8676
I'm sorry what?

gamergate = nerdgate

>>8898
-gate is now a meaningless buzzword.

Decisions, decisions

kill yourself = have a nice day

feminist = equal rights avenger
feminism = pipe dreams

>>8979
feminist = anachronistic overly sensitive bitch
feminism= anachronistic overly zealous bitch ideology

Women can be anything now. They can get justice for discrimination through the courts like anyone else. The first world has no further need for feminism.

>>8997
triggered

It was time for pary hard days ago. I was told the CSS needs to be recreated/refound, and mods are too lazy. Influx of fail continues.

Also, wordfilter suggestion:
>>/b/758519
>>/b/758499
nigger == clown

>>9010
>clown
or entitled gentlemen

>>9010
Only if clown -> nigger as well

>>9014
This is what I mean by "=="
That is exactly what I want.

I'd rather see
clown = trump supporter

>>9017
That will only be funny as long as there are Trump supporters. There will still be niggers and clowns next year.

>>9019
Nah, next year there'll still be Trump supporters.

By that point he'll be flogging his alt right media empire to death.

>>9017
trump = clown would be more effective, although it would make white supremacists claim everyone who runs 7chan is a joo.

trump = drumpf would do the same except they'd also be jealous that the mods have hbo subscriptions.

>>9027
>hbo subscriptions
lol, paying for television.

god -> monotheism divinity
allah -> monotheism divinity
jehova -> monothesim divinity
YHWH -> monothesim divinity
etc.

why not; bunch of superstitious rambling about the same Abrahamic nonsense.

>>9027
Hilary -> Trump
and
Trump -> Hilary
would be far more entertaining.

>>9150
I think Donald Duck works perfectly fine.

They even have the same understated sense of style.

>>/b/763485

pedophilia -> #strong #unbreakable #love

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Hey, you fags are fucking up. Elections are over. Kill the sticky in /b/ already.

Also, can we lose the fucking word filter or change it up or something? It stopped being funny a couple years ago. Maybe like take it off for a year then put it back on? That might maybe make it funny again.

While you're at it, give us the name back. Jokes been running an absurdly long time, and barely anyone even remembers those fags anymore anyway.

Tl; dr: it's like wtf at this point

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>>9192

>>9195
Really? A bad meme? Typical.

It's been 8 years. 8 FUCKING YEARS and it was never really funny. Not once. It got a little funny for a couple weeks in 2013, but that was only because it hadn't been funny in so long.

Now it's like living in a graveyard, but like a really old graveyard where nobody knows the names or visits.

>>9199
>A bad meme? Typical.
Welcome to 7chan!

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>>9201
>Welcome to 7chan!
I'm well aware of staff's lacksadaisical response to literally everything, and fyi, you'd have to had posted something good before in order for that to be satirical.

Just sayin',

1. You keep splitting the boards into every seemingly esoteric topic you can imagine, you're going to have 7,000 dead boards.

2. Either as a joke or a punishment, the names and word filter are dead. I really don't see the point in degrading this site's founding board and it's most popular with that crap. I mean, it certainly doesn't help deter the fucking newfags or their trash threads.

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>>9204
The reason there's a sticky in /b/ is because you fucking simpletons couldn't talk about anything else or even stick to a single fucking thread. You couldn't even stick to several threads. /b/ was full of pointless political threads and precious little else.

That's why the /777/ became Trump, to give simpletons a place to bicker about pointless bullshit while not driving out any and all meaningful discussion from the rest of the site. Since you fuckheads still haven't taken the hint and started talking about something else /civ/ was created, so that when /777/ changes to another topic you can still go on like mewling kittens, keeping the pointless bullshit away from everywhere else.

That's what /777/ and /civ/ are. Places for cancer to go.

>>9211
>you fucking simpletons couldn't talk about anything else or even stick to a single fucking thread.
>you
Not me, but I agree it's trivial. Only thing is those "fuckheads" read the sticky anyway.

>That's what /777/ and /civ/ are. Places for cancer to go.
Cancer should gtfo. Like what happened to banning newfags and shitposters? /b/ is outta fucking control gay.

>>9214
I mean, they don't read the sticky.

faggot --> bumbling bee
>>/b/766351
>>/b/766422
>>/b/766438
>>/b/766476
>>/b/766506
>>/b/766551

>>9247
Why not just take their negativity and turn it positive? Like Bumble/bumble-bee/bumbling = well cultured

>>9258
What fun would that be?

>>9258
Come to think of it,

gay --> well cultured
shitty --> well cultured

Why are you letting this guy >>/b/766353 run amuck on /b/?

He's manipulating the board by ghost bumping every single thread and 404ing threads he doesn't like.

He's ruining it!

>>9266
Exactly. Fucking with the poster is fun.

>>9285
>>/b/768293
trolls -> scummy dummies

>>/b/769427
nazi -> racist rapist

>>/b/769773
troll -> worthless sack of shit
trolls -> worthless sacks of shit

David > my fictional scapegoat

>>/b/770310
newfag -> non-regular

>>6936
>Post your ideas here.
My idea is that it would be a good idea to take some of these ideas into consideration and actually do something with them.

>>9727
These ideas are fucking terrible.

>>9728
That's hardly a concern.

>>9733
How do you "do something" with terrible ideas? Why would you bother?

How about some good ideas?
Make unembedded youtube links like https://youtube.com/watch* redirect to Rick Astley videos or discord goes to gay pornhub or something?

Gee whiz

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sex -> welding
toys -> devices

and maybe bring back 'fuck -> weld'

>>/b/776934
He has a point. The internet, as a whole, now has a responsibility to humiliate and denigrate Ajit Pai in every possible way.

crap -> Ajit Pai
shit -> Ajit Pai
poop -> Ajit Pai
poo -> Ajit Pai
dung -> Ajit Pai
feces -> Ajit Pai
scat -> Ajit Pai
dump -> Ajit Pai
turd -> Ajit Pai

>>9890
and while we're at it
Ajit Pai -> steaming pile of shit

>>9897
How about ajit pai > idjit pie

>>9897
>>9905
Why not P. Ajit

>pajeet

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Can we get a new party hard background? Something with this kind of music playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

>>7729
This.

{pepe,kek} -> failfrog

Uganda= gwe gwe gwe gwe gwe

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I noticed 'social' -> 'skeleton' on /rnb/
Not bad, but I'd go one step further: 'justice' -> 'jelly'

anyone > homosexual

faggot = baby hedgehog
wordfilter = rangefinder
7chan = BestChan™

{jb,jailbait} -> jungle birds
>>/b/786016

girl=>gorilla

>>6936
>>/civ/1264
edgy -> a regular dodecahedron

Filter all words to NIGGERFAGGOT so that matter what anyone posts it all just comes out as NIGGERFAGGOT

squat=>squirrel
lul ^^

How about a wordfilter for /

" i drank a lava lamp "
" ask me about my inbreeding "
" i wear skinny jeans "

Could even make up a few (letter)/ combinations and have each of them a different filter, so they end up with little word filter stories. S/U/C/K/S = " I love to aerate my lawn " " under the cold moonlight " " while prancing around naked except for a tutu " " boy it sure is cold out here tonight "

Has it seriously been over two years since anyone even replied?

How long has it been since one of these suggestions was considered?

I wouldn't ask you to make 7chan better, or to do something that might attract fresh traffic, but word​filters are a part of our culture.

It has been so long since we had anything new. There was a time when I could mark the passage of time by what was the filter for f​uck. The years have become indistinguishable.

I don't care what word you filter to what, just do something new once in a while.

>>11028
Could you stfu? Some of us are trying to sleep.