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Game Anonymous-San 2011年10月17日(月) 04時51分42秒 29003 ID: 06d28a Stickied

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I have a game for you /a/, take an anime you like, and describe it in a way that makes it sound shitty. I'll start:

Samurai Champloo is about an orphaned girl, and two hooligans who do nothing but bicker with each other. They are all jobless, and thus never have any money.

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Anonymous-San 2015年01月02日(金) 06時46分39秒 34799 ID: 0b26c3

Bubblegum Crisis, is about a bunch of girls trying to stop a giant bubblegum from popping.

Anonymous-San 2015年01月04日(日) 07時44分05秒 34803 ID: 31bf76

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the internet says she has to kill herself because shes god and they all love her

Anonymous-San 2015年01月14日(水) 04時46分47秒 34822 ID: 2b5a89

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Sisters-who may or may not be related-plus their android maid-All of which are aimed at one fetish or another-happily settle down in one place and time-over and over. Anyone who has happy moments has them crushed. Time travel always leads to bad endings.
Originally an ero-game, but there's barely more than slight innuendo during the series.
All this unhappiness, and it takes away from the main selling point of the series in the first place-pic related.
Still-Popotan was released as an anime outside of Japan while Moetan got held back. Justice? What justice?

Anonymous-San 2015年01月22日(木) 18時53分57秒 34836 ID: d18e41

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Anonymous-San 2015年01月22日(木) 22時06分29秒 34837 ID: 38b6f3

A girl is a bitch and a god (Haruhi)

Anonymous-San 2015年01月28日(水) 07時53分19秒 34843 ID: 613596

Spoiled uni kid goes through ground hog day (tatami galaxy)

Anonymous-San 2015年02月06日(金) 02時46分19秒 34852 ID: d3baa0

Autist wants to go fast but his 86 won't let him. Also eurobeat.

Anonymous-San 2015年03月29日(日) 08時11分33秒 34872 ID: d5575b

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ya know, I have a few non-concrete clues as to the previous post, but I'm also pretty sure I haven't watched it-whatever it was. Anyway, I haven't contribooted to this thread in awhile, and since it did get stickied, i'd be remiss to keep things going.
Like that's a problem here.
Hmm, what to..oh yeah, pick a series I actually like, (um, spoiler alert?) and make it sound shitty. Yeah, I remember this.

A show that it took a couple of series to figure out that no matter how long between attempts to make it watchable, it still has the uncleanable stench of being called a Baccano also-ran.
Well, what else would the popular consensus be, since the character design is nothing more than copying Durarara-at least for the first failed attempt-that had absolutely nothing at all to do with the anime studio changing original characters.. no-nonono noooooo.....
Then, they have to throw a revised, more cartoony character design on an ova, and decide a few years down the road to reboot the series with Scooby Doo figures, and then-have the nerve to try to go back to the original look in another ova.
Yozakura Quartet just keeps getting botched. Like watching mid-card wrestling.
Plus, the fuckers won't put out any figures. Okay, almost any.

Anonymous-San 2015年04月03日(金) 21時01分29秒 34877 ID: 77f05a

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Half-witted magic boy gets powerups and converts enemies

Anonymous-San 2015年04月08日(水) 04時59分09秒 34879 ID: 2f260d


Bravo for summing up basically every shounen ever.

Eve No Jikan Anonymous-San 2015年07月20日(月) 02時22分33秒 34988 ID: e3fc98

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People discuss their feelings about androids having feelings.

Some of the people are androids.

Anonymous-San 2015年07月24日(金) 20時14分52秒 34996 ID: 281880

Zankyou no Terror: two highschoolers blow shit up because they were mistreated in childhood, then a third one starts to blow shit up because she always lost in chess.

Anonymous-San 2015年07月25日(土) 19時32分12秒 35000 ID: 3790c7

Aria. They row boats and there is no plot

Anonymous-San 2015年08月09日(日) 06時22分05秒 35009 ID: 0e7dbe

evangelion is about teenagers that pilot robots that are somehow not robots but actually their mothers, and the main character is scared of his robot half the time

XII 2015年08月09日(日) 20時03分05秒 35010 ID: 9ef8d6

skygirls was amazing

Anonymous-San 2015年08月24日(月) 01時58分20秒 35020 ID: f74189

Mononoke: A doctor kills spirits.

...no, wait, that sounds too cool...uh...

A doctor who exorcises places.

...uh...um... I don't think there's a way to make Mononoke work for this thread.

Anonymous-San 2015年09月12日(土) 09時50分56秒 35030 ID: 40a4f0

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evangelion is about a faggot who does something he doesn't want to for all the wrong reasons

Anonymous-San 2015年09月22日(火) 06時22分37秒 35034 ID: c42692


Space Prussians and the multicultural members of a shitty democracy fight a space war using outdated cavalry tactics. There's a lot of homoerotic relationships and space politics.

Anonymous-San 2015年11月16日(月) 04時10分05秒 35053 ID: d5575b

Because Huga huga huga hugahuga huga huga hugahuga huga.

Anonymous-San 2015年12月20日(日) 21時04分02秒 35069 ID: aa1d29

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A show about a super-hero whose only power is being able to punch things really hard. He's bored and lives a rather mundane life playing video games.

Anonymous-San 2016年01月03日(日) 05時31分02秒 35094 ID: 398032

Yeah, it's hilarious but wildly inappropriate.

Daily Lives of High School Boys: The daily lives of high school boys

potato!DdLC5CN5Ho 2016年03月24日(木) 16時22分33秒 35132 ID: 1089a2

Dragon Ball - series about some guys bursting their muscles in front of each other. The key plot is to get guy-friends help collect balls and summon big dragon to make "a wish come true".

Anonymous-San 2016年04月15日(金) 03時38分54秒 35143 ID: 8991c1


Anonymous-San 2016年04月15日(金) 07時28分12秒 35144 ID: d5575b

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Didn't think i'd be called back into the fray. But really, "crunt"??? Sounds like a doujinshi. Anyway, I couldn't leave that as the latest comment.
To get back into the praising with absolute damnation (kinda the theme here).....

A bunch of lolis live in the boonies where they play with things like grass and rocks. None are the same age, nor are necessarily smart. Of course, they hang out and do fun and exciting things like lie under trees.
Time does not stand still in this series, it merely runs away.

Anonymous-San 2016年05月14日(土) 23時01分38秒 35164 ID: c42c1c

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Some kid with a bat goes around hitting people until the police step in. Everyone learns a valuable lesson about honesty.

Anonymous-San 2016年06月28日(火) 16時38分42秒 35181 ID: 4b879a

you are wron sackaru chanaru i am i weeb and i dissagree you tekosiki

Anonymous-San 2016年07月28日(木) 07時35分15秒 35195 ID: 49102b

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Guy harasses girl in her own bathroom. Pop philosophy shitstorm ensues.

Anonymous-San 2016年07月31日(日) 20時05分57秒 35198 ID: a92dbc

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Gundam, The Origin

The most spoiled rich kids in space lose their father, who has a heart attack from obsessive-compulsive overwork, and blame it on some other rich people.

Anonymous-San 2016年10月28日(金) 18時40分44秒 35226 ID: 3c4740

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Vampire Hunter D is yet another story about vampire hunters with supernatural powers, except it's old so the animation's janky in some places and the ending sequence practically has 'we ran out of money and/or ideas lol' written on it

Anonymous-San 2016年12月04日(日) 03時30分45秒 35309 ID: 9f7ccb

Dragonball Z is about sexy muscley men screaming and blowing their opponents away.

Anonymous-San 2016年12月21日(水) 05時02分05秒 35319 ID: 1a5204

A virgin travels through multiple timelines and I'm one of them he actually graduates college and gets a gf tatami galaxy

Anonymous-San 2017年01月01日(日) 04時23分10秒 35327 ID: 10e3b3

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ADHD autist goes to school and annoys the only person who wants to help him.

Anonymous-San 2017年01月01日(日) 04時25分02秒 35328 ID: 3baa1a


what show is this?

Anonymous-San 2017年01月01日(日) 04時56分22秒 35331 ID: 10e3b3

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Tonari no Seki-kun. A short (about 8 min per ep) from a few years back.

Since I don't want to leave a non-theme post....

Girls shoot at each other, but no one dies. MC is a waffling wuss who can't decide to stick with the club or just be a hikki-neet. Pic related, but thankfully not MC.

Anonymous-San 2017年01月08日(日) 07時18分04秒 35359 ID: 10e3b3

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Strike the Blood. Especially 1st set of OVAs.
Guarranteed to have no replies if ever mentioned on /a/ threads anywhere.

Anonymous-San 2017年01月13日(金) 12時03分40秒 35362 ID: 5f8fbc

A homeless girl with schizophrenia bums around

Anonymous-San 2017年01月13日(金) 12時15分06秒 35363 ID: 5f8fbc

Chi's sweet home is about a carnivorous monster living out days alongside omnivorous creatures

Anonymous-San 2017年01月14日(土) 08時49分42秒 35366 ID: 7a122b

Patema Inverted is completely about the Y axis in mathematics

Anonymous-San 2017年01月14日(土) 08時55分19秒 35367 ID: 7a122b

Vampires and fanservice

Anonymous-San 2017年01月14日(土) 10時09分14秒 35368 ID: 3dbe30

Isshuukan friends is about NTR

Anonymous-San 2017年01月14日(土) 10時12分32秒 35369 ID: 3dbe30

Kiniro Mosaic is about a British Japanophile

Anonymous-San 2017年02月25日(土) 01時10分18秒 35382 ID: 43e900

JoJo Part 4: High school student fixes things by fisting them, and then runs afoul of a guy with a fetish for fists.

Anonymous-San 2017年03月12日(日) 18時29分27秒 35385 ID: dcefc9

Sakata Gintoki, a retired samurai, walks around with a wooden sword taking on odd jobs with an alien china girl, a pair of glasses and a large ass dog.

Anonymous-San 2017年03月20日(月) 09時11分40秒 35388 ID: 2ab180


Anonymous-San 2017年03月20日(月) 09時21分40秒 35389 ID: 2ab180

Just touched down at SFO


Anonymous-San 2017年03月20日(月) 09時30分26秒 35390 ID: 2ab180


Anonymous-San 2017年03月28日(火) 06時01分59秒 35392 ID: 10e3b3

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This series was nothing more than a ripoff of Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, only from the angle of a student, rather than a teacher.

Anonymous-San 2017年04月05日(水) 21時37分58秒 35405 ID: 926106

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Ring+Ring 2017年04月13日(木) 19時35分46秒 35407 ID: 5ce8fa

Damn, this thread has been living for 6 whole years.
well done /a/.

Anyways, another high school anime but senior students get off to fly porn.

Ring+Ring 2017年04月13日(木) 19時36分37秒 35408 ID: 5ce8fa

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forgot pic


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