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Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時42分34秒 33629 ID: 324f31

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This place is a fucking ghost town. Dumping Squid Moe for a larf.

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Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時45分13秒 33632 ID: 324f31

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時46分42秒 33633 ID: 324f31

So. How'd you get in the slammer?
Me? Slapped my wife around too much. Bitch smashed her head open on the counter. Watched it splat like a melon. Sent me a little over the edge?

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時48分05秒 33634 ID: 324f31

What? You honestly think she's the only person I iced? I couldn't take the guilt anymore, I let myself get convicted.

What? Tips on getting away with murder?

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時49分21秒 33635 ID: 324f31

Well, kid. You see, most people don't understand that if there is no body, there is no murder. Too many people freak out and dump it on the side of the road. This is dumb and it WILL get you caught. It's better if the police don't even have a crime scene to work with. Be thorough. Lay down plastic sheets like you saw in Dexter. Wear gloves. A full body suit if you can, actually. Be sure you tie your hair up if you have any. No smoking or canned drinks! This will be written assuming that the body isn't already bleeding. You'll need to hang the body up by its feet, vertically. Prepare several tubs to allow the blood to drain into. When you're ready, sever the jugular and begin to bleed the body out.

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時50分07秒 33636 ID: 324f31

Once that is finished, you'll likely want to dismember the body into pieces. This will make transport and handling easier for the next steps. Remember, when transporting the body parts off-site, be sure to double black BLACK garbage backs. Put a little bleach in each bag with the body part. This will help with the smell as well as decomposition.

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時50分55秒 33637 ID: 324f31

Anyways, next thing you're going to want to do is remove all of the teeth from the mouth. Even the wisdom teeth. Be careful not to leave any fragments behind! While you're at it, remove all of the fingernails and toenails too. You might want to get a noseplug, teeth can be stinky! Especially if they're in poor condition. Now, pulverize the teeth and fingernails. Grind them into a fine dust. This is to make the body harder to identify in the extremely unlikely case that the limbs are actually found. Scatter the dust in a place far away from the killsite/dismemberment site.

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時52分12秒 33638 ID: 324f31

Now, get a heavy hammer because you're going to start beating the body parts up as hard as you can! Break every bone as much as you can. Disfiguring the bone structure like this will make it difficult for authorities to discern previous injuries your victim may have had, thus lowering the probability of identification. Remember to keep all of the tools and instruments used in killing/dismembering in one place; If you lose them later on it could end up ruining you!

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時53分31秒 33639 ID: 324f31

Next step is charing the body. Incinerating it completely is a little more high-profile and isn't exactly a slow process, so we're just going to burn the body enough to get rid of all that hair and the fingerprints. It is important that every last little bit of hair is gone from the body. Stoke the limbs halfway into the charring process to insure this.

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時54分35秒 33640 ID: 324f31

Next comes the question of actual disposal. There are various things you could do.

If you have access to a large amount of concrete, you can encase each limb into a large concrete block, and drop them at various locations in the ocean. NEVER EVER drop more than one limb/part in the same place. Make sure the limb is completely encased, of course! To the naked eye this MUST remain an inconspicuous concrete block.

Another option which isn't as effective is burying the parts in various areas across the country you live in. This is obviously more dangerous, since digging a hole takes a considerable amount of time and people tend to be nosy. Always always always be sure to dig your holes deep. At least 5 feet deep. Even for a small limb. That way you minimize chances of it being discovered. Nobody is going to find a hand 5 feet deep in the ground unless they're REALLY digging for it. Be sure to NEVER bury more than one limb in the same state! Always bury at least 2 states away from each limb. If they find more than one, they may be able to link them up with each other, increasing their chance of identifying the body.

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時55分38秒 33641 ID: 324f31

You could also feed the body to pigs, but this isn't desirable because it also takes a considerable amount of time to digest, and some fragments of the body may come out in the feces.

If you have access to highly corrosive acid, then use it.

Now, remember how I told you to keep everything used in the murder/dismemberment in one place? That's because you're going to break all of it! Yep. Burn the victims clothes and any clothes you wore during the murder/dismemberment. Scatter the ashes. Burn the plastic wrap. Be careful not to spill any blood! If you do, scrub the shit out of it with lightly corrosive acid/bleach. Dismantle any and all tools, weapons etc as much as you can. Burn any wood handles down to the ash. Melt any plastic as much as you can. Smash and cut any blades. Once you have destroyed your tools as much as humanly possible, wipe them down well to remove any possible fingerprints, then dump them in various areas far away from where you live or commited the act. Do not dump more than one fragment in each spot! The ocean, various dumpsters, other people's trash, deep beneath the ground, junkyards etc. Any place that makes sense, really. Nobody said killing people was cheap! It's not if you want to get away with it, anyways. Being paranoid never hurts.

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時57分56秒 33642 ID: 324f31

Be sure never to confide in ANYONE. Even if you think you know them, or think they may sympathize with you. Deep down, you really never know anyone. People hide their true personalities from even their closest families. Even if they openly admit to wanting to kill, they may just be compelling. If they're that vocal about it, they probably can't handle your secret anyways! It may be upsetting to keep it inside but admitting guilt to ANYONE almost ALWAYS leads to capture.

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 18時58分50秒 33643 ID: 324f31

Forgot to mention what to do with the blood. Mix it half and half with bleach and dump it down a drain. Obviously don't do this if you have a septic system. If you don't mix it with bleach it stinks and coagulates. It can cause problems in the piping and the stench will come up from the sewer grates.....dont mix blood with bleach. if you want to destroy the basic structure of the blood ALWAYS mix with ammonia, or a borax+water mixture. bleach is an obvious sign and smell and usually leads people to your drain in the first place. coat all drains with 2-3 gallons of 5% vinegar BEFORE dumping blood down it. after blood+ammonia/borax is dumped finish off by using drain-o for 15 minutes then flush pipes with clean water.

Anonymous-San 2013年07月04日(木) 19時01分41秒 33644 ID: 324f31

Well, that's it, kid. I gotta get off now, this is my stop. I have work to do.
Good luck in the soccer tournament, champ.

FPOB!!R1ZmxlMzD4 2013年07月04日(木) 19時21分45秒 33645 ID: f322df

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what the fuck is wrong with you OP.

Nice dump btw. fukken saved

CandleJack 2013年07月05日(金) 01時13分07秒 33647 ID: 2f260d

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OP, how in the world is one supposed to do all that burning without attracting attention? Not all of us live in an area where the winters freeze and every house has a fireplace going daily.

Also, this is way too complicated. The best way is to frame someone else for the murder. Simple. Appeasing the public is what drives murder cases, and the public is satisfied as long as SOMEONE pays for a death. It does not matter who that is, or even if all accomplices or others are punished. That is why they have no trouble with plea deals, where one perp rats on the other, and he gets three years while the other gets life, even though they both did the same thing.

Or just take that person hiking and push them into a ravine. "It was an accident, I swear!" you tell the cops. Your life will be a clusterfuck for a while, but they won't be able to prove you wrong.

Bjoli!SOQvOfJdmU 2013年07月05日(金) 02時38分53秒 33648 ID: 22f4bf

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OP is so randum

Anonymous-San 2013年07月05日(金) 12時24分37秒 33654 ID: 879627

Breaking Bad had the right idea: first, dissolve the body in acid. Then neutralize the acid. Finally, flush it all down the john.

FPOB!!R1ZmxlMzD4 2013年07月06日(土) 20時14分06秒 33660 ID: f322df

Well, the police MIGHT be able to stick an involuntary manslaughter charge on you if they were really good enough.

Anonymous-San 2013年07月12日(金) 02時52分20秒 33689 ID: d502c4

Those are some good tips, I'm sure /grim/ would appreciate them.

Anonymous-San 2013年08月17日(土) 02時16分15秒 33823 ID: 7fa8ee

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Anonymous-San 2013年11月12日(火) 20時50分09秒 34204 ID: 7ce84b

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God bless, OP. God bless.

Anonymous-San 2013年11月16日(土) 09時30分13秒 34207 ID: 2b5a89

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Anonymous-San 2015年04月07日(火) 12時10分49秒 34878 ID: 15fae4

Haha holy SHIT I made this thread two fucking years ago

this place really is a ghost town

Anonymous-San 2015年04月08日(水) 20時25分53秒 34881 ID: b6d640

Hello OP. I saw your post.

Anonymous-San 2015年04月16日(木) 01時22分39秒 34886 ID: eae86b

Some are fucking worse

Anonymous-San 2015年04月24日(金) 05時32分46秒 34893 ID: c77094

I'd laugh if it wasn't so pathetic.

Anonymous-San 2015年06月03日(水) 04時32分10秒 34947 ID: 9c9400

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Anonymous-San 2015年06月11日(木) 21時40分22秒 34950 ID: 652784

This place reminds me of the last few episodes of Texhnolyze.

Anonymous-San 2015年06月29日(月) 00時50分09秒 34956 ID: 2720e7

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I've been lurking this board since 2011 and almost nothing as happened here since that time.

Anonymous-San 2015年06月29日(月) 01時13分03秒 34957 ID: bfa420


It was actually kinda (I stress kinda) busy from 2010-2012 or so. We had the monthly Anime Book Club threads, they were fun.

Anonymous-San 2015年12月22日(火) 17時55分50秒 35072 ID: cd8d7d

2008-2009 was a very active period, I found 7chan /a/ the best place on the internet then.

RIP in piece.

Anonymous-San 2016年08月01日(月) 13時44分27秒 35199 ID: 15fae4


>my thread is still here

I can't believe how much I've changed since then. Ika isn't even my waifu anymore.

Anonymous-San 2016年08月08日(月) 16時00分33秒 35200 ID: e10e56

>not staying loyal to your waifu

Anonymous-San 2016年08月15日(月) 21時07分08秒 35201 ID: 75c683

Give it time, she'll come back

Anonymous-San 2016年08月25日(木) 08時12分40秒 35205 ID: 038f33

You are a gigantic faggot.

Anonymous-San 2016年09月18日(日) 08時11分36秒 35212 ID: 15fae4

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i know

Anonymous-San 2016年12月04日(日) 20時23分55秒 35311 ID: fdb43e

Ika Musume was years ago and it's still cool yet 7chan remains dead as ever

Anonymous-San 2016年12月10日(土) 07時45分29秒 35316 ID: 75c683

With the change in the rulez it'spicking back up.

Anonymous-San 2017年01月14日(土) 07時00分46秒 35365 ID: 7a122b

That's a Cat

Anonymous-San 2017年01月22日(日) 03時04分17秒 35370 ID: 10e3b3

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That's not a cat. THIS is a cat.

Anonymous-San 2017年01月22日(日) 09時17分41秒 35371 ID: 4b88a1


Anonymous-San 2017年01月30日(月) 13時45分07秒 35372 ID: 5fa0a2


Anonymous-San 2017年01月31日(火) 09時38分19秒 35373 ID: 74e21d

Why does that Cat have a dress on?

Anonymous-San 2017年02月02日(木) 05時15分54秒 35378 ID: 10e3b3

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Because you have to have something to take off.

Anonymous-San 2017年07月27日(木) 08時53分22秒 35438 ID: 8f6d47


here for my yearly thread checkup

hope you guys are all doing good

Anonymous-San 2017年07月28日(金) 00時19分04秒 35440 ID: d2b6c4

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Guess that makes two of us. Hope you haven't forgotten that you're still as retarded and gay as ever. But besides that I truly do hope you and everyone that used to be here or still is, is having a good time.

Hey cute cat poster won't you let me treat you to dinner sometime huh?

Well thats it for my pilgrimage of image boards. I'll try and remember all of you so that you'll always be in my memories, for what thats worth atleast.

Sayounara my dear friends I've yet to meet.

Anonymous-San 2017年07月28日(金) 15時19分44秒 35441 ID: 177d58

This just makes me feel sad. Fuck you OP you fag for making this shit thread

Anonymous-San 2017年08月04日(金) 17時55分25秒 35444 ID: 241876

You're a fucking retard

Anonymous-San 2017年11月13日(月) 06時38分09秒 35483 ID: c1edae

no u

noko faggot 2017年12月08日(金) 17時44分00秒 35501 ID: cc4c6a

my monthly check up on /a/ good to know you fags are still complaining that this is a ghost town since 2013
progress boys, it may be slow but it's still progress,


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