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Conductor Cat 17/11/28(Tue)03:44 No. 775176 [Reply]
775176

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OOPS i scraped myself mommy! get the bandaids


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Closet Furry 17/11/29(Wed)08:19 No. 775211

>>775206
its a copypasta (original copypasta)


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4chan user 17/11/29(Wed)12:42 No. 775213

>>775201
Lot of my hometown friends became cutters in jr. high or high school. What people say about them is true to a point: it's the most obvious cry-for-help behaviour that ever was, and most just want attention, but sooner or later they start cutting deeper. If their needs aren't satisfied long enough, they eventually do cut deep enough to bleed out--even 'accidentally'.


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4chan user 17/11/29(Wed)14:40 No. 775216

>>775201
Dull blades simply mean one should use more force, and if one is looking for pain/damage rather than attention then ugly tears work far better than clean cuts (or pathetic scratches, as the case may be).




Christian Weston Chandler 17/11/25(Sat)04:06 No. 775038 [Reply]
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i'm bored and depressed and alone
anyone want to talk or hang out?


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Weeabot 17/11/28(Tue)23:44 No. 775204

>>775202
>alpha
Go back to r9k 5 years ago, ya piece of shit


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r000t 17/11/29(Wed)01:02 No. 775207

>>775204
darn got told again ): ): ):


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Spiderman 17/11/29(Wed)12:45 No. 775214

>>775204
>r9k
>>/fail/14959




p4ch3c0 17/09/25(Mon)04:26 No. 772776 [Reply]
772776

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When the judge asks me…”Eco, why did you slaughter all those innocent Rwandan refugee children in Parminder’s Mosque?”, I will take a deep breath, close my eyes, produce a Pepe playing card from my pocket, look him straight in face and say “Why…I did it for ‘The Lulz’, sir”. What will your last words be?


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Mudkip 17/09/25(Mon)07:37 No. 772777

"Lol look how pissed it gets when you poke it in the face."


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Sonichu 17/09/26(Tue)04:29 No. 772818

Probably the classic "Hold my beer and watch this!"


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OP 17/11/27(Mon)01:20 No. 775128
775128

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I would say "they violated muh NAP"




Nyan Cat 17/09/03(Sun)11:54 No. 772200 [Reply]
772200

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Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1981 Sep;2(3):271-2.
Electrocution during sexual activity.
Ditto EW 3rd.

In late summer several years ago, the county medical examiner was called by the police to view two bodies found in bed in a private home. The home belonged to a 39-year-old caucasian male whose body was one of those found in the bed. The other body was that of a 31-year-old caucasian female. The female body overlaid that of the male. It was obvious that the couple was engaged in sexual relations when they died. The deaths apparently were related to the use of an elaborate apparatus utilizing electrical current for stimulation. A heavy metal rod measuring 22 cm in length and 2.5 cm in diameter was inserted 18 cm into the male's rectum. A small wire was attached by a rubber band leading to a Variac voltage regulator. There was a metal rod 20 cm long with a rounded tip 1 cm wide tapering to 0.75 cm in the shaft. A metal ring was attached to the exposed end and the male partner's index finger was touching it. The rod was inserted 18 cm into the female's rectum with a similar wire attached and leading to the voltage regulator. The regulator was set at 90 volts, but the dial could be turned up to 130 volts. In the room nearby were other stimulation devices, including a La Vida vibrator on a bed table and a Niagara type vibrator found under the bed. On the bed table was also noted a 1-lb. jar of lubricating cream. The couple was last seen alive more than 24 hours before. Third-degree burns were found in the rectum and vagina with perforation of the posterior vagina and anterior rectum in the female victim. In the male victim, third-degree burns were noted on the tip of the left index finger, the rectum, and the penis. The voltage regulator was plugged into a wall socket when the police arrived.


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Bob Ross 17/09/19(Tue)09:13 No. 772661

>>772650
You damn well know someone's hand was on her crotch.

It was probably the index finger ring that did them in.

Current was drawn through the body instead of just flowing between their genitals, stopping his then (after he collapsed on her) her hearts. One of them really should have asked an electrical engineer about this circuit before shoving an anode and cathode up their asses.


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Weeabot 17/11/25(Sat)13:24 No. 775052

>>772661
>on her crotch
Oh yes, and in other parts of the video all through the crack of her ass and all over her tits. I guess she's at her hottest as a shameless, no-limits, attention whore.


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h 17/11/26(Sun)00:39 No. 775066

>>772661
Grabbin' pussies




symbion 17/11/22(Wed)14:24 No. 774959 [Reply]

Youtube  Sexual harassment?
Child abuse?

Who is that boy?


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Reimu Hakurei 17/11/25(Sat)16:55 No. 775059
775059

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>>774961
>two or three bottles of Jaeger ago


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r000t 17/11/25(Sat)16:56 No. 775060

>>775049
Probably not because double standards. If he was a little girl and Demi had a dick there would be hell to pay of course, but that's life.


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r000t 17/11/25(Sat)17:44 No. 775061

>>775049
A civil suit? Maybe. He'd have to prove this incident irreparably damaged him or something similar, which is virtually impossible to be true unless he was living in a state of perpetual victimhood at the time of the incident and after. Thankfully menanism isn't around to do it.

They were both actors on General Hospital at the time. Theres another clip on YouTube that's got the full ET broadcast, it features Demi's then-husband prominently, who's sitting on her left at the table. It also shows her downing a large glass of wine at the start. Since she was 92lbs soaking wet, that's probably all it would take, though she could have had more glasses off camera. Its ET, not a documentary.




Bob Ross 17/11/25(Sat)14:18 No. 775056 [Reply]
775056

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Why don't we have a politically incorrect board? I think having one could be really fun! What do you guys think?


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Marisa Kirisame 17/11/26(Sun)22:33 No. 775116

>>775063
Civ is shit.


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Miku Fanboy 17/11/27(Mon)16:12 No. 775156
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>>775116
>We knew that before we built it.


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Liru Fanboy 17/12/11(Mon)17:02 No. 775691
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>>775156
But /civ/ always leaks back into /b/.

Shit is as shit does.




p4ch3c0 17/11/19(Sun)07:33 No. 774866 [Reply]
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one night a bride go to visit her bubband.
“husband.”
“yes my dear.”
“will we be married forever”
“until death do us apart”
the irony didnt catch the girl at the time but sooon it would. very soon. that night they got married. the wedding had everyone in the town there, even the girls parents and the husband parents. the party when on until the wee hours of the night when everyone decided it was time to home.
“it was a good wedding” say the husband parents
the bridge and husband go to their ceremony to hawaii. but when they get there the husband changed. he started getting violence. “NO DONT HIT ME” say the girl so she pushed the husband out a window and he died. his hook hand that he got in the war fell off and stabbed him in the back. later the girl goes home after finishing enjoy her honey moon. she goes to tell the husbands parents the bad news
“im afraid i killed your husband” says the bridge
the parents looked concerned for their husbands death.
“i hope you can forgive me” say the bridge.
“no its not that my dear…” and the parents had a strange look in their eye.
“you see, tim (the husbands name) died when he was 3. you were at the wedding all by yourself!”
the girl was so shocked she told the parents to pull the car over. but then they herad a scratching sound. all the police found was a scratched car, a small stain of blood, and a hook hand car in the car door hook.


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Spiderman 17/11/25(Sat)13:17 No. 775051

THEN WHO WAS HOOK?




p4ch3c0 17/11/25(Sat)01:04 No. 775033 [Reply]
775033

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zeneslev 17/11/25(Sat)12:54 No. 775046

selevä


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Novice Equestrian 17/11/27(Mon)01:18 No. 775127
775127

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i will participate in this forced meme
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Nyan Cat 17/11/30(Thu)13:00 No. 775237
775237

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Bill 17/09/11(Mon)11:59 No. 772448 [Reply]
772448

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Hey niggas its yo boi faggotterrorist01 and im going to fly a plane into a building, any tips


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poe 17/11/24(Fri)01:32 No. 774979

>>772614
My favourite is the fag who airwolfed around with cardboard boxes.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/11/24(Fri)05:34 No. 774987

OP, how high are you


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Spiderman 17/11/24(Fri)19:42 No. 775013

>>772614
Cute chicken




Anonymous 17/09/15(Fri)01:10 No. 772528 [Reply]
772528

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Below is a letter my Dad sent to me. I'm not sure how to respond. I'm not sure how it comes off to outsiders, but I'll preface it by saying my wife and I both have PhDs. We have been married for five years, my parents have come to visit at least 4 times a year, often for more than a week at a time, every year since then. I have a daughter from a previous relationship, so I split time with her mom.

During a visit in March, my own bi-polar mother lost her airwolfing shit and threatened me and my wife with a knife in the kitchen. Needless to say, that was a rough visit. Things are still a bit sore from that, but we thought we'd been working through it. We vacationed with them in August, and it was a pretty good time.

Then, last week, this letter shows up:


Dear Steven,

I have written and rewritten this letter several times since we got back from our trip (this is revision 6). The objective remains the same: I want to remind you of two things, share my deepest concerns and worries, and ultimately make a request from you and a proposal for peace and some harmony, if possible. I wanted to discuss it face to face while we saw each other in Yellowstone, but the opportunity was never evident. I wanted to get your response and reaction then, because I have written to you in the past and you ignored me. I am very sad and angry to write some of this; I feel that I am losing my son and there is nothing I can do to prevent it, except perhaps make my feelings known (to you!).


1. You are my son, my first-born son, and I love you and accept you as you are. I always have, ever since I saw you being pulled out of your mother by the doctor. I went to watch you later, bundled up in a tiny crib at the hospital where you were born, and I remember holding you for the first time. You changed my life in so many ways that I do not even remember what it felt like before I was a Dad. I had many ideas about that, but there is no comparison to the real thing, as I am sure you know. My mother (your grandmother) was crazy about you (her first grandchild and the only one she knew), even before you were born. She had a bassinet made specially for you; and when we
arrived from the hospital, she asked where the baby was going to
sleep; she wanted you in a room in her house, next to hers.
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Marisa Kirisame 17/11/10(Fri)00:30 No. 774631

>>774615
Are you snorting cocaine? What the airwolf does being drug free have to do with Scientology? I am a Luciferian


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h 17/11/11(Sat)05:16 No. 774659

>>774631
Scientologists believe that magic thinking can cure brain chemical imbalances, you believe magic thinking can cure brain chemical imbalances.

She isn't taking drugs now. If not taking them was going to fix her, it would have fixed her a long time ago.

Sorry you just realized you're practicing the wrong religion.


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r000t 17/11/24(Fri)05:33 No. 774986

>>774659
I didn't say not taking drugs would fix her. I said taking drugs will definitely not fix her. You might be on drugs, though, if you think you just showed me that my religion is the wrong one. First of all, Luciferianism is not a religion. At least, that's what God told me one time when I was talking to him. Where your error lies is that there is no "correct" or "incorrect" religion. They are all different repositories of information and different methods of study. One does not somehow supercede all others. There is no "right" religion, out of all the 1000s that have existed. How dense are you to believe this?




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