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Brony 13/05/18(Sat)01:39 No. 702228 [Reply]
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Am i gay 4 fapping to gay porn.

i have a girlfriend, shes off in college, but will be home to live with me in 2 months.

i don't fap to it all the time, just when im really horny and i come across it.

i would never think about doing anything with another guy. i wouldn't make out with a guy, weld a guy, or even get my dick sucked by a guy, and i wouldn't let them do the same to me. i don't even like anal with a girl.

I'm all 4 gay marriage so don't think i think it would be bad to be gay, i just don't think or believe i am, so it's bothering me why gay pr0ns would turn me on.

Note: i haven't been laid in a year and a half, so do you think it might change when my girl gets here and we have sex?


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herp 13/05/18(Sat)06:43 No. 702245

ITT: Sexual inhibition, identity crises, homophobia, social idealism, etc.
You are never going to be able to fit your sexuality in a neat little box for all to see. My advice is to pursue and experiment as much as you can, Maybe the outcome might not be as you expected or even wanted, but hiding away in yourself only leads to suicide or a life unfulfilled, neither of those are worse than an occasional experimental dicking.


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Cryomancer 13/05/18(Sat)06:57 No. 702247

>>702245
Also as a side-note, I used to be really into lesbian and straight porn as a teen Now i can't even stomach the sight of either, Sexuality is weird, even though it can't be changed consciously, your subconscious CAN do a complete 180.
Not sure if the whole fruity mannerisms comes later in life or if i just happened to not have any stereotypical mannerism of faggots, but I'm pretty sure none of you would be able to detect an ounce of gay on me, even though I probably had just sucked a dick not an hour ago.


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Novice Equestrian 13/05/19(Sun)21:38 No. 702371

>>702228
>Am i gay 4 fapping to gay porn.
Yes
>Do you know why I hate fags? Well I don't give a shit if you want to know or not, I'll tell you anyway. Because back when my life was more human-like all welding idiot mutant rejects from circus freakshows used to call me gay just because no gf, and shit, I don't even like people in real life, just tits and cunts in screens make me hard. And that is why god hates fags is actual fact.




tee 13/05/15(Wed)07:43 No. 702043 [Reply]
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HALP! So I've been seeing this Kermit Gosnell guy in the news a lot lately, and figured a Fresh Prince theme song for this dude is especially appropriate. But I think the ending sucks and I cant think of anything better right now. Any other input is appreciated. Here's the latest version I came up with so far...

In West Philadelphia aborted and raised, on the playground, is where I spent none of my days. Chillin out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool and all killin' unborn babies, outside of the school.

When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, cut my spinal cord up in my neighborhood.

I got in one little fight and mom got scared, she said "your moving with your siblings in the dumpster behind Claire's".

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the licence plate said DEATH and had a coat hanger in the mirror.

If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but the abortion doctor was driving, now I'm in a Frigidaire!

I pulled, up to my freezer round 7 or 8 and yelled to the doctor "YO HOLMES. SMELL YA LATER!"

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, but my spine wasn't there.
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PrettyPony 13/05/17(Fri)17:54 No. 702213

Gives late term abortions? Stuffs fetuses into freezers? Freely writes you oxycontin prescriptions? Why isn't this guy my best friend? I sad now...


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Optimus Prime 13/05/18(Sat)14:43 No. 702275

WEll first of all, you forgot the first part of the song so, yeah... Fixed...

Now this is a story, all about how, my neck got twist turned inside out, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and tell ya how I became came the prince of a large, Frigidaire.

In West Philadelphia aborted and raised, on the playground, is where I spent none of my days. Chillin out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool and all killin' unborn babies, outside of the school.

When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, cut my spinal cord up in my neighborhood.

I got in one little fight and mom got scared, she said "you're movin' with your siblings in the dumpster behind Claire's".

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the licence plate said DEATH and had a coat hanger in the mirror.

If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but the abortion doctor was driving, now I'm in a Frigidaire!

I pulled, up to my freezer round 7 or 8 and yelled to the doctor "YO HOLMES. SMELL YA LATER!"
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Anonymous 13/05/19(Sun)20:12 No. 702367

>>702275
looks good to me now. now suck it....




O.P. 13/05/19(Sun)19:21 No. 702361 [Reply]
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Just coming in to remind you of the good old days.


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4chan user 13/05/19(Sun)19:22 No. 702362

Youtube - Toggle Video
  ;-;




Miku Fanboy 13/04/30(Tue)00:21 No. 701132 [Reply]
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Whom do you serve?


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Reimu Hakurei 13/05/19(Sun)10:47 No. 702345
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Ron Jeremy. I worship his cock & to one day have it so big it to brings fear in woman.


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O.P. 13/05/19(Sun)16:40 No. 702357
702357

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Embrace Slaanesh. Embrace your hunger, your lust, your desire. The universe is ours for the taking!


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poe 13/05/19(Sun)16:44 No. 702358
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Man.




Sonichu 13/05/01(Wed)21:03 No. 701228 [Reply]
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Things that hurt. In this thread. We post.


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tee 13/05/18(Sat)19:28 No. 702286

>>701863

I love how they save his balls but turn his entire pelvic region into a smiley face


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O.P. 13/05/19(Sun)10:54 No. 702346
702346

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Don't ask me for source I don't know it.


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Cryomancer 13/05/19(Sun)16:32 No. 702356

OH wow you have to admit that is pretty bad ass!

Prox-Anon.tk




derp 13/05/17(Fri)12:19 No. 702205 [Reply]
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hey /b/ whats this girls name plz


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zeneslev 13/05/19(Sun)12:10 No. 702350
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>>702349
I agree, if anything she looks African American.


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p4ch3c0 13/05/19(Sun)14:01 No. 702352

I might be wrong, but I think that's Lydia Cumgulper


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He-Man 13/05/19(Sun)15:30 No. 702355
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>>702352
http://erenisch.tumblr.com/tagged/Lidia-Cumgulper

Somehow I doubt it...




Panawave 13/05/19(Sun)14:18 No. 702354 [Reply]
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Anyone here from 420chan? I want to get welded up but it is down.


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Sonichu 13/05/20(Mon)00:07 No. 702387

Not any more its not. Blaze it up.




Novice Equestrian 13/05/14(Tue)08:30 No. 701997 [Reply]
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I can't help myself when I start wanting.


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h 13/05/18(Sat)00:17 No. 702225
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>>702166
Reminds me of that movie. 8 days a week or something.


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OP 13/05/18(Sat)03:14 No. 702232

>>702225
funny, this disgusted me more than most of the gore I've seen.


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O.P. 13/05/19(Sun)11:06 No. 702348

>>702166

Make sure to microwave the melon first & make the hole bigger then the head of your dick so you don't cut yourself on the edges. Trust me I'm a pro at melon welding.




zeneslev 13/05/17(Fri)07:00 No. 702201 [Reply]
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I greatly enjoy browsing deviantart and sorting by newest. Unintentional hilarity is almost the greatest form of hilarity.


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Conductor Cat 13/05/17(Fri)16:17 No. 702209

I personally think it is the greatest for of hilarity.
Shits awesome.


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Reimu Hakurei 13/05/17(Fri)18:42 No. 702218

>>702201
>for of


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Miku Fanboy 13/05/19(Sun)10:27 No. 702344
702344

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>>702201
That feeling when your bicep is big enough to cradle a horse's head.




symbion 13/05/19(Sun)03:48 No. 702327 [Reply]
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I have a challenge for you, /b/. Almost a dare, if you will.

Think of someone that you haven't seen for a long time (at least 2+ years), preferably someone who lives far away from you. Also, the person must have been a good friend of yours (perhaps an ex-girlfriend, or your old best friend). Text that person, and tell them that you have amnesia. Ask them how close you were, what you may have behaved like around them, etc. Try to make your story believable, tell them you have retrograde amnesia, do research, and so on. An easy route would be to say that their number was in your phone and you're trying to find out who your friends are, so as not to cut off ties.

I want you to record all of what they said in this thread (not word-for-word responses, but rather how much truth there is to what they said). Find out if your old pals are complete liars, who embellish the relationship that you had with them a little too much. Find out if your old pals are honest, and tell the wholesome truth. You might find out a thing or two about the people you used to regularly converse and be intimate with.

Now, sooner or later you'll probably be caught. With the advent of social networking, saying something like this would cause most to immediately stalk your Facebook or Twitter. My advice is to be honest and tell them you were testing them. Also, if they don't catch on by the time you're finished inquiring about them, you should probably tell them that you were lying. Say whatever you want, like it was a joke or a friendship test or something.

Are you up for the challenge?


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Weeabot 13/05/19(Sun)04:42 No. 702334

>>702327
go back to niggertits faggot.


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Spiderman 13/05/20(Mon)02:10 No. 702393

>>702327
None of us have any friends. That's why we're here.


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Sonichu 13/05/25(Sat)11:52 No. 702732

>>702393
Well, this is about past friends; I might not have friends right now, but I (may have) had, years ago.

>>702327
I find that an interesting idea, but I feel way too lazy to try it (and that is why I'm here right now.)




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