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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 16/07/14(Thu)00:41 No. 755453 [Reply]

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Ok, guys. I'm from Russia, and I am drunk.
Doing request on double, triple, etc

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Sonichu 16/07/14(Thu)01:01 No. 755455

sharpie in pooper

p4ch3c0 16/07/14(Thu)01:36 No. 755459

Post a photo of your room with at least 7 bottles of vodka in it.

poe 16/07/14(Thu)09:26 No. 755465

It's good to see our russian friends again.
Always welcome in the motherchan, comrade.

You know what we come to you for? I roll for that.

Christian Weston Chandler 16/02/27(Sat)07:23 No. 750291 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Now thread >>>750174 has me wondering a possibly very harsh or amazingly wonderful reality.

7chan was known for having the saddest of the sad in our society, for being where the scum and ronewy hanged out as they sniffed their sisters's panties straight out of the dirty clothes basket, etc, etc, etc.

So if we are the last of the last either:

1. We are the elite cream of the crop who survived to see the mythical prophesized of day where the noobs are all gone. (Meaning this is the b we wanted?)


2. We are the saddest of the saddest of the sad?

Your thoughts my friends?

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Spiderman 16/07/08(Fri)04:44 No. 755190

ED itself also kind of fills that role, especially where Internet history is concerned.

There's also how Wikia allows you to have a wiki for anything. Usually this is used to fill in details Wikipedia would discard as fancruft, but you could create your own Obscuropedia (or whatever) to document things Wikipedia can't or won't.

r000t 16/07/08(Fri)05:41 No. 755193

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>Did we get what we wanted?

you got cock because your a faggot

Moot 16/07/14(Thu)00:35 No. 755452

Someday I will go to college, learn Sociology and Anthropology, and study the cultural aspects of 7chan.
Sometimes I wonder just what goes on in grant committies.

p4ch3c0 16/07/13(Wed)11:36 No. 755429 [Reply]

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Homicide 16/07/14(Thu)12:06 No. 755479

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Sazpaimon 16/07/14(Thu)12:06 No. 755480

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Bob Ross 16/07/14(Thu)12:07 No. 755481

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Spider Expert 16/07/13(Wed)08:39 No. 755428 [Reply]

Youtube - Toggle Video
  We're gonna break your Union,
-right away, (break with you).

We're gonna Brexit baby,
-without delay, (break with you).

It don' matter Europe,
-what'cha say, (break with you).

We're gonna Brexit baby,
-without delay, (break with you)!

Cryomancer 16/07/13(Wed)11:58 No. 755430

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W. T. Snacks 16/07/13(Wed)00:51 No. 755417 [Reply]

Youtube - Toggle Video
  You hate your people if you don’t want to stay who you are. You shame who God made you. God made us different.
— Muhammad Ali on Race Mixing

That's something the fascists would agree with, interestingly.

Anonymous 16/07/12(Tue)22:46 No. 755415 [Reply]

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10th anniversary
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He-Man 16/07/06(Wed)17:13 No. 755153 [Reply]

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So my boss, who docked everyone's pay to get us two multifunction office printers, prints and copies everything regardless of size, shape, or orientation on A3 sheets.

Why? The printers only have one tray--several sizes of paper are stacked beside and beneath them--which is usually filled with A3. She puts A4 sheets in the middle of the scanning bed so they print in the center of the A3 page.

She complains about the cost of ink and paper, and the printers.

Ili Pika unrelated.

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He-Man 16/07/11(Mon)12:25 No. 755375

No, we needed at least one of them. We go through a lot of copies.

She bought two thinking things would kick off, but then she had a bit of a breakdown and we lost half our staff and a third of our customers in rapid succession (the pay cut happened after the printers arrived). Naturally, as the only tech-savy person in her employ, she never bothered to consult me about their purchase. I have since been unable to get her to answer clearly if she bought them on a payment plan, rents them, or got conned into some terrible service contract. Its hard to tell if she's just being evasive or doesn't know the difference.

Spiderman 16/07/12(Tue)04:54 No. 755380

If he's on a contract, sure, anything goes. He's the huckleberry who signed the contract, so long as the employer fully explained the terms and their ramifications it's his fault if he's stupid enough to sign it. You can put all kinds of otherwise illegal things into contracts so long as they're fully explained before signing and neither employer nor employee are breaking criminal law.

Sounds to me like she bought some shitty inkjets and is shocked - shocked - that inkjets are expensive to operate. She should have bought a laser with miniscule operating costs (and better reliability over the long haul), though they require a larger up-front payment since the mechanism is more expensive.

Is the reseller she bought this from going to tell her any of this though? Hell no. They just recommend she buy whatever has the largest profit margin that week, like all resellers do.

tee 16/07/12(Tue)07:29 No. 755385

>Sounds to me like she bought some shitty inkjets and is shocked - shocked - that inkjets are expensive to operate.
They're actually laser, but:
>Is the reseller she bought this from going to tell her any of this though?
Probably didn't, but she wouldn't have understood anyway. I had to replace the toner cartridge one day; she was completely unaware of what kind of technology she had purchased. She called the company and they sent her a box; after ripping a couple panels off the sides of the machine and getting confused, she ordered me to "put the box in the machine" (sic); didn't seem to understand that another "box" had to come out first.

The instructions are written on the inside of panel in front of the cartridge, on the box the new cartridge came in, and on the top of the printer.

>a larger up-front payment since the mechanism is more expensive.
Thing is, the pay cuts appear to be permanent. That is not what we negotiated, but it's been several months. It may be the case that she still can't afford to restore our salaries as we haven't had any net growth since. She also implies that she continues to pay for something regarding the printers, but never directly answers any question about what.

Bob Ross 16/07/10(Sun)17:32 No. 755338 [Reply]

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Al Bundy was the PIONEER of self-death humor, all the meme kiddies take note.

He was truly a man ahead of his time.

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Optimus Prime 16/07/11(Mon)04:04 No. 755370

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Hi, I'm another twerp who showed up in 2014 and wants to tell everyone about how I'm better than niggertits and how I know all about the rules of 7chan and following the rules and how following the rules is good, how i'm better than niggertitsers and how my farts actually smell really nice. Sorry if I've never made an amusing or even noteworthy post here (or anywhere else), but at least I conform to the modern standards of 7chan posting, which as we all know is endlessly amusing.

Marisa Kirisame 16/07/11(Mon)22:21 No. 755376

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You win one free internet for following the rules you silly strawberry

Bob Ross 16/07/12(Tue)03:00 No. 755378

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i take my internets when & where i want to because i am the world champion of imageboard ban evasion

Nyan Cat 16/07/10(Sun)12:52 No. 755326 [Reply]

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If anyone has it, possibly the worst disease ever imagined.
People saying you look normal only to realise the whole world is laughing at you.
What a life! airwolf this. Basically borderline suicide on a daily basis.

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Nyan Cat 16/07/10(Sun)16:51 No. 755334

meh, we all have incongruent faces.

Moot 16/07/11(Mon)00:56 No. 755365

If you were cool, it'd be nothing more than a unique character trait. But you're not lol

Steve 16/07/11(Mon)02:57 No. 755368

Any arsehole can be cool, takes skill to always be yhe loser everyone copies later.

Stop all from being cool, start with yourself. Everybody bees uncool forever. Rather they be ahead of the copy. Beeeee themselves. Have love and story enough of it telling it instead of living it would be boring.

Anonymous 16/07/05(Tue)17:36 No. 755134 [Reply]

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I have this vague, uneasy feeling, like some horrible fate is waiting for me in my blind spot.

Sometimes I can resolve it by remembering something I forgot to take care of, but then there are times like now when I have no idea why I feel so awful.

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Marisa Kirisame 16/07/06(Wed)22:43 No. 755157

Hm, I guess there is no way to tell how many failures you'll suffer before you're crushed beneath the weight of them all.
Could be any time now and it's driving you mad.

If I were your life doctor, I'd advise you to go with it and not make it a big deal.

Just go and lie in your room for the rest of forever.

Panic everytime a pin drops or you spot an odd shadow out of the corner of your eye.

Go into fits anytime someone approaches your bedroom door.

When your parents suggest/order you to leave or get you help, go into blind rages and threaten to kill yourself while sporatically punching yourself in the face.

Cry every night for all the things you'll never know or experience, but then eventually lose those feelings of sadness. Them having been replaced by an even more unfathomable emptiness that somehow fills you up as it eats you alive like a cancer.

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Nyan Cat 16/07/07(Thu)11:27 No. 755166

Thank you for that.
There's something very comforting about falling for such an old trick.

I'm 32 and live alone; halfway around the world from my family and my old room in my parent's house.

I already have fits of uncontrolled outrage. I tend to shout at inanimate objects, slam and throw things, growl and scream. Sometimes I can't help myself, even in public.

>feelings of sadness.
Why do you think I am, will, or would be sad?

I was thinking about trying to clarify my initial post, but came to the conclusion that if you couldn't understand it you are functionally illiterate anyway.

Sonichu 16/07/10(Sun)23:07 No. 755359

>Why do you think I am, will, or would be sad?

>I was thinking about trying to clarify my initial post, but came to the conclusion that if you couldn't understand it you are functionally illiterate anyway.

I was just airwolfing with you, boner. Real talk, it sounds like you need a pet.
Something obligated to love you, lacks cognitive functionality to judge all your obvious personal flaws, and arguably most important: gives you someone real to talk to and cares about you on more than a surface level.

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