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PrettyPony 17/01/23(Mon)15:06 No. 762133 [Reply]
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ANDY KAUFMAN FAKES DEATH AND PLAYS FOR PUNK ROCK BAND NIRVANA... THEN TELLS RYAN DUNN TO FAKE HIS DEATH TOO!

beep beep bibibeep beep beep This just in LIVE via TELEGRAPHOPHONE we have breaking news that Andy Kaufman the mysterious song and dance man has been found... alive! After years of awful success at the mad hands of his improve overlords, Andy Kaufman had grown so famous he could not be seen on the street without an attempted assassination. His remarks under the guise known as a "comedian" such as Women Must Clean, All Southerners are Piss, and Tony Clifton is a Hard Ass had put him in such strain with the public that he decided the only way to return to a normal life was to fake his own death! This was not an easy decision, as he says now in our FEATURE PRESENTATION ARTICLE;

"No, uh, I'm really a song and dance man."

This song and dance man had enough of the big time and decided he was going to make it big doing what he loved, barely playing an instrument! He moved to Seattle and had some minor plastic reconstructive surgery done to his entire front face and what we have now is a very young looking "Krist Novoselic!" He befriended young amateur heroin addict Kurt Cobain for his zest for music and unmatched ability to stand awake. Kaufman AKA "Krist Novoselic" wrote every line for the musical trio, including such hits as "I'm gonna do with what you think," and "Women are piss," before finally hitting it big with lead bongo player Dave Grohl.

The fame however, was more than Kurt could stand! He soon collapsed to the idea of hiding himself away forever, being Andy Kaufman's codpiece for the rest of his life and never getting to express his natural opinions. Through the course of time, Kurt Cobain had become Andy Kaufman! It was too much for Kurt, and he collapsed on his gun.

Or, DID ANDY KAUFMAN SILENCE THE ONLY MAN WHO EVER KNEW!?

In light of this recent revelation it is clear only one man can kill one man with one shotgun to one head. These mathemagics have led us to believe that if Andy Kaufman can fool us into believing he's dead, perhaps he can make dead another!

BUT THE RABBIT HOLE GOES DEEPER INTO THE ANUS OF ENIGMA
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p4ch3c0 17/01/24(Tue)22:42 No. 762169

>>762163
Tell me how it feels to have the stick of linguistic prescriptivism up your ass, Mr. "I deem myself to have the power to dismiss commonly used words as non-words!"


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Conductor Cat 17/01/25(Wed)10:59 No. 762183

>>762163
It was a joke about improv you dumbass


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He-Man 17/02/10(Fri)12:52 No. 762515

>>762133
KAUFMAN?

The Synecdoche guy?




PrettyPony 17/02/10(Fri)09:10 No. 762510 [Reply]
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RIP 7ch 199BC-2001




Steve 16/12/05(Mon)19:50 No. 760609 [Reply]
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The Last Letter


I feel deeply honoured and privileged to have been chosen to become a member of the Army’s “Special Assault Unit,” which embodies the glory of Japan. Having read logic and philosophy through my somewhat extended student life, I am sure that, based upon the idea of reason, triumph of liberty is inevitable to me, although I might sound like a liberalist. As stated by Croce in Italy, it is a universal truth that it is absolutely impossible to exterminate freedom, which is a fundamental human nature, and it will eventually win even though it seems to be temporarily oppressed.

It is a clear fact that authoritarian and totalitarian regimes may sporadically prosper, but they ultimately will perish. We can see the truth of that in the Axis governments. As manifested by the defeat of Italy under Fascism, not to mention Germany under Nazism, authoritarian governments are disappearing one after the other, crumbling like buildings without a foundation.

I believe that the universality of truth will eternally and permanently prove the greatness of liberty as is now being verified by reality and just as history has shown in the past. I will be more than delighted to find that my belief has been proven right even though that turns out to be a disaster for our nation. The current struggle, whatever it is, stems from ideology; and the result of a struggle can readily be predicted by the belief systems upon which the struggle is fought.

The ambition of making my beloved Japan become as mighty an empire as Great Britain has faded away. If the leading positions in Japan had been held by those who truly love Japan, my country would not have been driven into the situation it faces today. I have been dreaming of the Japanese people proud of themselves no matter where one may be in the world.

What a friend of mine once said is true: a pilot of the Special Assault Unit is merely a machine. He just steers the apparatus. He is only a molecule within a magnet that sticks fast to an enemy aircraft carrier, possessing neither personality nor emotions.

If one thinks about it rationally, this act is incomprehensible and, to try to put it in a plain expression, these pilots are, as they say, simply suicidal. Since I am nothing more than a machine, I have no right to put my case forward. However, I only wish that the Japan that I dearly love will someday be made truly great by my fellow citizens.

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Conductor Cat 17/02/09(Thu)19:33 No. 762497

>>762495
Compare it to the idea that your actions are meaningless and can't be put into the context of a larger narrative.


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ian 17/02/10(Fri)05:14 No. 762505

>>762497
Contrast that his actions fed the overall narrative of the country regardless of whatever he wrote and thought on his own.

You can write the greatest work of fiction in the world, but if you're caught having sex with children your writing isn't going to be what you're remembered for, nor is it likely to be destined for anything except the rubbish pile.

Actions speak louder than words. Understand this, and you can understand why your dad kept telling you to stop wasting your life.


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poe 17/02/10(Fri)07:26 No. 762508
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>>762505
>if you're caught having sex with children your writing isn't going to be what you're remembered for
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.




Christian Weston Chandler 17/01/18(Wed)08:30 No. 761971 [Reply]
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I sexually Identify as a Bat-man. Ever since witnessing my parents death as a boy I dreamed of sneaking around the rooftops of Gotham giving broken collarbones and fractured skulls to lowlife criminals. People say to me that a person being a bat-man is Impossible and I’m airwolfing crazy but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having my butler install an armory and an untracable internet connection in my bat cave. From now on I want you guys to call me “Batman” and fear my penchant for making justice and making justice harshly. If you can’t accept me you’re a vespertili-homminiphobe and need to check your criminal behavior. I don't need your understanding, I thrive on justice alone.


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Lorf 17/02/09(Thu)17:35 No. 762496
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>>762474
> I'll get back to that in another post
I'm looking forward to it.


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Anonymous 17/02/09(Thu)20:58 No. 762498


>says is the batman
>kills the batman
inb4 b& by mods
>muh batman is ded
>b&
kekekeke


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Conductor Cat 17/02/10(Fri)00:11 No. 762500

Youtube  >>762496
I'll get there, but let's take this step-by-step.

First, we have Bruce Wayne's identity crisis. He has a buring desire for justice, but doesn't know how to express it, his "normie" upbringing causing him to mistake his urges as a need for revenge. Not unlike many a closet homosexual who long for the satisfaction of desires their straight upbringing has not equipped them to understand. This part of his origin differs in the various comic, movie, and animated renditions. In most of the tellings, the circumstances of Chill's death instill him with a disgust for killing and selfish revenge. I see it as his first, fumbling and traumatic encounter with his burgeoning bat-man sexuality.

But a desire for justice and a distaste for murder alone do not a bat-man make. He leaves Gotham for a time, to find himself in the world. I have known LGBT who stayed closetted, despite having suspicions of themselves, until they moved to larger cities, went to college, etc.




Optimus Prime 17/02/08(Wed)15:43 No. 762477 [Reply]
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monotheism divinity guide you always /b/ , .


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herp 17/02/09(Thu)07:23 No. 762490
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>>762477




Spider Expert 17/01/31(Tue)04:39 No. 762337 [Reply]
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are all muslims pedos?
video related.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p3Yngkmfgw


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/02/04(Sat)12:18 No. 762428

>>762399
>Pedo party
The most progressive of all political factions.


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herp 17/02/07(Tue)02:59 No. 762462

>>762399
I thought they looked like Indians, too.


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W. T. Snacks 17/02/07(Tue)14:41 No. 762466

>>762462
they may have been bangladeshi




Sazpaimon 17/02/06(Mon)04:42 No. 762449 [Reply]
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cancer


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Conductor Cat 17/02/06(Mon)07:33 No. 762452

this thread is cancer


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Reimu Hakurei 17/02/06(Mon)07:43 No. 762453
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Yes.But this give me more


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derp 17/02/06(Mon)15:24 No. 762456





ian 16/09/06(Tue)14:13 No. 757156 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Very important events are underway. The US government will soon formally give up control of ICANN, the organization that oversees the Internet at the highest level. The implications are broad and far reaching.

Of course, I personally would prefer a crypto anarchist solution, like the decentralized naming system of i2p. It's quite interesting.


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p4ch3c0 17/02/05(Sun)20:44 No. 762447

>>757156
Spasibo


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Anonymous 17/02/05(Sun)21:38 No. 762448

>>761970
So, your point is to pull apart a single detail to invalidate an argument?

No point of your own? Just reactionary faggotry? Pathetic.


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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/02/06(Mon)08:10 No. 762454

>>762448
Why are you still carrying on, troll?

It's an internet miracle: No one ever has to lose an argument. They can be soundly beaten with logic, pounded into the dirt with rhetoric, and ground into dust by their own incompentence--then get right back up and keep pretending they're still entitled to their opinion. No idoicy is too crippling, no fallacy too wrong, and no failure too absolute.




[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/02/04(Sat)11:56 No. 762426 [Reply]

Youtube  The people of Israel live!


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poe 17/02/04(Sat)12:26 No. 762429

>>762426
Unfortunately.




Homicide 17/02/03(Fri)10:03 No. 762396 [Reply]
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I'm a bit pissed off because I had a bit to drink because I went into the pub after work while I waited for the bus and had lost track of time and had a couple drinks and got on the bus and woke up a bit past my stop when I got off the bus and came across a small cafe so I told the fat bloke what I wanted a burger and the lot, he asked me what drink I wanted and I said a coke please. He obviously knew I had a bit to drink and after he finally made my burger I was about to pay him and hes like nahh dont worry about it, dont worry just eat. So im sitting there thinking okay naturally this must be a top bloke whos like hes a bit pissed during the day, must have had a rough one. So I finished the burger and I'm like thanks a lot yeah mate, and hes like you good bro? you gonna pay me? so im thinking well what the airwolf why didnt you just let me pay you before you gave me the burger, is that supposed to be a huge generous favour by you like omg he let me eat my burger before i paid him, it literally only took 2 seconds yet you gave me the wrong idea and made me look like a airwolfing idiot in the process you fat airwolfing man. and i didn't eat get the can of coke, i have no idea what happened there, i hope that wasn't included in the process. I'm just appauled by the service, id give him a negative yelp review but i dont remember the name of the place only it was next door to kfc, took 15 minutes to make a burger and chips and my whole time there not one person walked inside.




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