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Lorf 17/08/06(Sun)12:18 No. 770973

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Let's try this again.

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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/09/29(Fri)00:23 No. 772935

He's asking. For a friend.

Nyan Cat 17/09/29(Fri)01:37 No. 772936

Lol I was wondering if that's what you were thinking.
No, I don't live in a trailer park.

Lorf 17/09/29(Fri)01:58 No. 772937

Too bad one of those was written by me and the other... was not.

You really need to go see a doctor about this. You're not well.

4chan user 17/09/29(Fri)02:02 No. 772938

Youtube  >>772936
>He's asking
>what you were thinking
Was Bob Dole your grade school English teacher?

Moot 17/09/29(Fri)02:52 No. 772939

I know. It's too funny to be you. "Case closed" Should've known you never say anything funny.
Example: >>772938
You don't understand something. Try to talk down to, in this case, me. Then, reference Bob Dole out of nowhere.

herp 17/09/29(Fri)03:09 No. 772940

And I know you meant the way Dole refers to himself in the 3rd person.
It's still out of fuсking nowhere.

r000t 17/09/29(Fri)06:45 No. 772951

You know, I could point out that this is the exact thing you've written novels about being samefaggotry, but I'll just let this stand as notice that you do the exact same thing and nobody on this planet has any chance of thinking these two posts are anyone but you. I'll let you try and figure out why, and why nobody here but you would ever think of writing a novel about the topic.

>It's still out of fuсking nowhere.
You really need to see a doctor. You have a disease. You need treatment.

I referred to the motives of another poster by using the third person to refer to them. (>>772935)

You then claimed I was writing about myself. (>>772936)

Therefore you must have learned English from Bob Dole. (>>772938)

Clearly you are too slow to grasp anything remotely approaching a joke unless it's slowly and painfully explained to you. This is why everyone here is painfully aware that you have a mental illness. And that you're not a native English speaker. These two things are why your posts stand out like a sore thumb. Even the ones without any text stand out. Subtlety is not your strong suit.

This is also why I know without a shadow of a doubt that you haven't been here for years, that you only showed up recently. You constantly expose your ignorance of the site and its history at every turn, only to try and bluster your way through a follow-up reply using information gleaned from archive.org, desperately trying to cover up your mistake.

But there's no mistaking that if you had been here for as long as you claim that your manic style of shitposting would have been going on for years. It hasn't. It just started recently. Therefore you showed up recently.

Since I have been coming here since a couple months after the site was founded I would have certainly noticed you. I didn't. Because you weren't here. Because back then you were only 6 years old.

ian 17/09/29(Fri)09:07 No. 772952

I was thinking more like this >>772884
>These are my only two posts
Ya know, when this is almost word for word the same post that got you doxed in the first place. >>772866

>I'll let you try and figure out why
Can you tell my posts because the content is relevant or because I'm yelling your name at you? Is it because those two posts are clearly me addressing you?
Why do I know you made this gem? >>772366

As far as the joke goes, why are you answering for other people like somebody asked you? I was thinking it was a double blind "I'm not him" also I'm just asking for friend but can have some meth joke.
How disappointing.

>wild stab in the dark assumptions
You'll have to do better than that, nigger.

>But there's no mistaking that if you had been here for as long as you claim that your manic style of shitposting would have been going on for years. It hasn't. It just started recently. Therefore you showed up recently.
There's this thing called lurking and I honestly cannot wait to get back to it once this little situation with you is resolved.

>couple months after this site was founded
Which time? 2005 or 2011? I'm going to go with 2011.

Novice Equestrian 17/09/29(Fri)17:24 No. 772959

>this is almost word for word the same post
I didn't make that post. Being hard on people for their bad English is par course here. Being hard on people for any or no reason at all is par course here. This is not a place for nice people (except Liru Fanboy, the sparkling moonlight over our dark waters).

>Why do I know you made this gem?
Because you are delusional. That is how you are able to "know" things that are not true. I did not post that; this is just how people are around here. I do not spend all my days and nights posting things just to trigger your autistic butthurt.

>How disappointing.
The only thing that is disappointing is that you do not get killed in car accident on any given day. This post is mine >>772887, and I was asking because you cannot possibly think the way you do with a healthy brain. Either you are very sick, or very high; the consensus is that you are sick, and I am inclined to believe that.

You are the one who perpetuates this. I've tried not replying to you. I even took a month off posting altogether, because I have a life. You just keep on harassing other people and accusing them of being me, because you hate 7chan, you hate people who post on 7chan, and you hate the kinds of things people post on 7chan. You need to find a new hobby.

I have never lied to you about my identity. I have never pretended to be anyone else when replying to you. I do not reply to myself as other people. Can you get over your shit for a second and read? I have been nothing but honest with you this entire time. This entire time, which is about six months now, since you arrived.

O.P. 17/09/30(Sat)00:55 No. 772969

>non-native English speaker
Yeah, everyone uses that classic.

The thing is you're not nice. So, don't play innocent.
Making little bitch remarks the whole time, then bitching more: >>772964

>I have a life
I've seen you meticulously bump every single thread on /b/ from last to first then delete your posts in order to push threads you don't like to page 8 404, so don't try to sell me that trash.

Plus, I saw all your fb status updates before you made them private. REAL pathetic

Anyway, not this time. I'm calling it b4 you fuсk up the whole board trying to hide your shame again.

We'll get this resolved one way or another. Soon.

Weeabot 17/09/30(Sat)01:27 No. 772971

Wow. Who would ever guess that egos on an anonymous imageboard would be so powerful that, even when names and nearly every part of one's identity are stripped away, users still find a way to cause interpersonal drama.

herp 17/09/30(Sat)04:38 No. 772973

That's because there's only one user creating drama. We're waiting for him to realise this and get the help he requires.

tee 17/09/30(Sat)06:34 No. 772976

You recognize that multiple people have said this to you? That's real progress. Keep at it!

>don't play innocent
Who's playing innocent? I'd strangle you with your own intestines. Of course I'm not nice; I use 7chan. Get it through your diseased brain.

>status updates
Somehow you aren't getting this so I will spell it out for you: I give no shits that you know who I am. None. None at all. I just wish you'd stop shitting up the board with your complaints about anything and everything that you think is my fault--particularly the 3/4ths of it that has nothing to do with me.

So having friends, a career, a girlfriend, and annually travelling abroad is your definition of pathetic? I'm sure you're a big hero yourself. You must have been top of your class in the living room.

>I'm calling it
Calling what? What do think is going on here? Honestly, I did this more to bury your faggotry than to hide my ugly face. I don't really care if you post my face; all you have are pictures I've already shared with the whole world.

Yes, because you're going to get tired of losing and go back to wherever you came from. You might not think so now, but it's what most dejected newfags eventually do. You've lasted a record time really, most people who hate it here as much as you do get banned once and then leave forever.

This is cute >>772972. You don't have the intellect to make an actual refutal, and that's ok. No one is expecting any better of you.

I have only myself to blame. I failed to properly redact a document and compromised my anonymity. I gave him a name to pin all the things he doesn't like on. I apologise to the brothers of the 7th channel who have suffered this silly sausage's arachnology.

At times I wonder if I made the right choice by engaging this troll. If it were just about protecting my anonymity, I'd probably have just let it go, but it quickly became apparent that he is a mountain of dildoes. As a matter of principle I could not let such faggotry go unchecked.

Miku Fanboy 17/09/30(Sat)11:49 No. 772981

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It really helps when one of the posters thinks everyone who posts to the site is some guy who turned him down in a bar once. He's harbored a grudge, and a hard-on, for the guy ever since.

>I was thinking more like this >>772884
Swing and a miss. Not me. Sorry buddy. You just don't get it. More than one person on this planet dislikes you. There's a lot of us.

And we don't follow you around every day making your life miserable. That's your job. You make everyone's life miserable. We don't want to put you out of work. airwolf. Just imagine what you'd turn into. You could create a black hole.

>Which time? 2005 or 2011? I'm going to go with 2011.
Atta boy, lean on archive.org! Lean hard!

Conductor Cat 17/09/30(Sat)15:09 No. 772996

Nice timing, Dave. Oops, I mean the totally random 7chan user who talks, acts, and thinks like David, at the same times... Across multiple threads...

p4ch3c0 17/09/30(Sat)15:16 No. 772997

What the hell is going on here?

Cryomancer 17/09/30(Sat)19:12 No. 772999

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Christian Weston Chandler 17/09/30(Sat)19:14 No. 773000

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After 2am in Tokyo. Looks like we're in the clear for at least a couple hours, hopefully.

Nyan Cat 17/09/30(Sat)21:05 No. 773001

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Optimus Prime 17/09/30(Sat)21:13 No. 773002

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Sonichu 17/09/30(Sat)21:15 No. 773003

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W. T. Snacks 17/09/30(Sat)21:17 No. 773004

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Spider Expert 17/10/01(Sun)01:15 No. 773009

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Lorf 17/10/01(Sun)01:17 No. 773010

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Look at me! I look like Johnny Depp!

Reimu Hakurei 17/10/01(Sun)02:58 No. 773012

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O.P. 17/10/01(Sun)02:59 No. 773013

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Anonymous 17/10/01(Sun)03:00 No. 773014

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Sonichu 17/10/01(Sun)08:54 No. 773024

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Mental Illness.

Homicide 17/10/01(Sun)23:54 No. 773041

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>After 2am in Tokyo
Sorry Milhouse, but you'll never be a meme.

derp 17/10/02(Mon)02:15 No. 773045

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Novice Equestrian 17/10/02(Mon)02:16 No. 773046

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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/10/02(Mon)23:32 No. 773052

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OP 17/10/02(Mon)23:33 No. 773053

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He-Man 17/10/02(Mon)23:35 No. 773054

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W. T. Snacks 17/10/02(Mon)23:36 No. 773055

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Steve 17/10/02(Mon)23:37 No. 773056

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N3X15 17/10/02(Mon)23:38 No. 773057

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He-Man 17/10/02(Mon)23:39 No. 773058

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Bill 17/10/03(Tue)05:59 No. 773060

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Reimu Hakurei 17/10/03(Tue)08:04 No. 773063

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Its 9am in Olgino, Mr. Mental Illness will start posting soon.

It takes him a while to sober up enough to stumble into work and start the hard work of trying to subvert democratic institutions across the world... and post here. A site he didn't know existed until his bosses told him about it last year.

derp 17/10/03(Tue)11:11 No. 773064

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Hello, faggot police? David's loose again.

Closet Furry 17/10/04(Wed)00:14 No. 773072

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Brony 17/10/04(Wed)05:45 No. 773076

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You can't even to make it to work until noon?

If you keep this up I may have to talk to your supervisor about your work habits. You're not even supposed to be on this site anymore.

Christian Weston Chandler 17/10/04(Wed)13:05 No. 773081

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Christian Weston Chandler 17/10/04(Wed)23:25 No. 773085

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Moot 17/10/05(Thu)00:10 No. 773086

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Sonichu 17/10/05(Thu)01:15 No. 773087

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derp 17/10/05(Thu)09:40 No. 773103

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He-Man 17/10/05(Thu)19:26 No. 773109

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derp 17/10/06(Fri)17:04 No. 773130

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One question remains...
How did 21 learn clothing alteration from his high school home economics teacher Mrs. Authen if he never graduated 8th grade?


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