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Mudkip 17/09/03(Sun)19:34 No. 772204
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Hi 7chan


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Reimu Hakurei 17/09/14(Thu)03:06 No. 772512
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>>772509
Awesome.
>>772511
Do you need me to call you a wambulance?


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r000t 17/09/14(Thu)06:58 No. 772516



>>772512
Converting existing video into GIF = OC
Converting existing video into WebM = Not OC

Try taking an extra dose of your autism medication to figure out the inconsistency between those two.


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tee 17/09/14(Thu)08:59 No. 772519

>>772516
Are you literally fuсking rеtarded?

I said your webms are shitty and have no sound. I also said I never watch them.
Just because they're oc doesn't make them any less shitty.

Try turning your fuсking brain on before you call other people autistic, ya fuсkin rеtarded piece of shit.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/09/14(Thu)17:58 No. 772523
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I've come up with a foolproof solution to your dilemma.

When you encounter content you think is the work of a single poster who never sleeps and works tirelessly across all timezones to post to 7chan, just kill yourself.

Hear me out. This is a solution to your problem. You never have to see anyone else's posts ever again. No more pointlessly spamming shit to multiple boards about how much this place sucks because someone else is posting besides you. Just one quick move and the eternal torment of sharing the planet with other human beings comes to an end.

>no sound
You keep outing yourself as someone who only stumbled across this site recently but are too dense to realize you're doing it.

Good job!


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symbion 17/09/14(Thu)20:21 No. 772525

>>772523
Jesus fuсking Christ we've been going around in a circle for a fuсking year.

The solution to my problem is for you to stop posting or at least stop being such a fuсking pretentious unfunny faggot, but you're too much of a fuсking loser to even understand that, let alone accomplish it.

You're a boring fuсking loser with no personality, yet you insist on making shitty threads, posting reddit tier dog shit content, and stating the fuсking obvious all the fuсking time, then have the nerve to try and say my own words back to me like their your own.

Always gotta give "advice" and act like a smarmy fuсking fudgepacker.
Like you know more about anything than anybody else. Like anybody needs any advice from a fuсking boring fuсkin loser like you.

You troll like you're fuсkin two.
Samefagging so fuсking obviously with the exact same smarmy, unoriginal, fuсkin bitch 7chan mantras you consistantly try to force down our throats. It is fuсking embarassing. Protip: fluctuating inconsistently between capitalizing the first word of sentences or not isn't really samefag camo if you just keep talking in the same vein without missing a beat.

You're so transparent, it is fuсking painful. Not to mention, you've admitted it to be you several times, so who are you putting on this charade for, you fuсking lunatic? Why do you spam 404 threads that you're embarassed of? Why are you such a tryhard fuсking charlatan?

Look at this pompous load of shit:
>You keep outing yourself as someone who only stumbled across this site recently but are too dense to realize you're doing it.
And you're saying this because webms have never had sound here and have always been an obvious ploy by the administration to save disk space over posting large gifs?
So only oldfags know that webms have been completely unenjoyable here since they were implemented or is it the 3 year old sticky in /7ch/?

You're not a representative of this community in any way, shape, or fashion and do not blend in at all. You are fuсking cancer.


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O.P. 17/09/15(Fri)02:44 No. 772531

>>772525
Too bad the only things you post to 7chan are:
1) How much this site sucks
2) How some fantasy construct you call David is following you around ruining your life

>ploy
Oh my god, those bastards! How dare they want you to have longer, larger resolution, higher bit depth, higher frame rate, higher quality, smaller videos! Its all a dastardly ploy to make your 386 no longer a worthwhile platform!

If you stopped posting tomorrow nobody would care, because nobody wants to read your endless bitching about how everyone else on the planet sucks.

Just go back to ebaumsworld. They deserve your "quality."


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Moot 17/09/15(Fri)05:33 No. 772533
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>>772525
>a fuсking year
Moar like six months; you appeared in the spring.

Also, newsflash: I have a life, and I have been busy, so I haven't posted on any board for a month.

None of the posts you've complained about in the past month were mine; none of the posters you've accosted in the past month were me. I am not responsible for everything you hate about 7chan. 7chan is what it is and you are yet another newfag who doesn't like it here. Most give up after a few threads and move on; you seem to be bent on making everyone as miserable as you are.

You baww for shit no one cares about, you raeg over shit no one cares about, and you post shit no one cares about. The problem is not me, the problem is you. You should really listen to >>772523, his solution is foolproof and his balloons are lovely.

You think everyone sounds like me because this is how 7channers sound. How many ways do you need it explained to you? Every internet community has a dialect, just like any other isolated population of humans. It's very, very clear that you do not speak the local language.

Where do they have webms with sound? No, don't tell me, I don't care--but the fact that you feel so entitled to it is very telling that you come from somewhere where you could have it without asking for it.

>You have no idea what I contribute unless I am openly criticizing you.
How do you not get that this works both ways?

>I'll fuсking kill you, David.
You know where I live, and you are welcome to try. Please, come. Nothing would please me more than to have the opportunity to serve the brothers of 7th channel by ending your shitposting forever. I will post pics, I promise you.


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Marisa Kirisame 17/09/15(Fri)07:58 No. 772535
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>>772525
>Samefagging
You wouldn't know a samefag if he was walking behind you flicking his finger against the back of your skull for miles on end. Which is a good summary of your life during high school, at least when you weren't stuffed into a locker and left to rot until you made enough noise that teachers couldn't ignore your crying.

Nobody here cares about you. Nobody here gives a shit whether you live or die. Nobody in your life would care, much less notice, if you committed suicide. Your life is a recurring drain upon everyone you interact with on a daily basis. You have left nothing but a stain upon this world and it will be a better place once you're gone.

The time has come for you to either commit yourself to a mental institution or kill yourself. There is no other option. You can't keep going on like this. Hundreds of posters are not all the same person. That you keep thinking they are is a symptom of the mental illness that is blindingly obvious to everyone who interacts with you. You need to either get it treated by a professional or let it bloom to its logical conclusion of self-destruction.

I converted this video just for you. I know how much you like looking at cocks.


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Steve 17/09/15(Fri)08:27 No. 772541

>>772533
God, I hate your fuсkin face.
Too bad your livin' with the nips or I'd come on over and kick your fuсkin teeth in for you.


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He-Man 17/09/15(Fri)08:55 No. 772546
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I just found the site that's selling these >>772516 >>772523

https://balloonemies.com/

I know a certain mentally ill individual who needs to post his address so we can leave hundreds of them on his doorstep

Do eet faggut


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tee 17/09/15(Fri)10:01 No. 772553

>>772531
>>772533
>>772535
Also, you respond to my criticism by doing the exact thing I'm criticizing you for as if to disprove it, but you don't even fuсking know what makes it so obvious despite my telling you over and over again.

Here's some other things I would've thought you'd understand by now but I guess I need to spell out for you.

You can't fuсk with anybody, much less me. You're far too much of a pussy for that so I'm not sure why you're trying.

You're self congratulatory reign of faggotry is fuсking over.

Your dirty hobo birthday tricks, like trying to wrap up my criticism of your shit posts with this esteemed board's cultural heritage in order to invalidate my argument, aren't going to work.

I didn't make this post, yet it is 5 star quality >>772509 so I know the community here cares. It's disconcerting that you're our moderator, yet such a incorrigible newfag. Look at that post and try to figure out why you can't post like that.

Also, webms have sound on every single other site that allows them. Sound is the entire point of that file fornat.


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Spider Expert 17/09/15(Fri)16:11 No. 772556
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>>772553
I get it now, you're trying to give me brain cancer. Processing those horrendously malformed sentences has almost certainly created a malignant tumour. Your shitposts are weaponized carcinogens.

>You can't fuсk with anybody, much less me.
Do you feel threatened? I like it when you are the one who feels threatened. You started this; it stops when you stop. Of course, you are welcome to beg, again. I like it when you beg too.

>5 star quality
I don't think >>772509 would describe his own post that way.

>webms have sound on every single other site
Either you don't visit very many websites, or you are as new to the internet itself as you are to 7chan. I'd put my money on the latter.

The rest of your post doesn't make enough sense to warrant a reply, pic related.


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Marisa Kirisame 17/09/15(Fri)20:19 No. 772560

I don't even think actual cancer could possibly make you any more cancerous than you already are...

>Do you feel threatened? I like it when you are the one who feels threatened. You started this; it stops when you stop. Of course, you are welcome to beg, again. I like it when you beg too.

I don't think begging someone to see reason is the same as literally begging, but how about this? If I ever see you, you're a fuсkin' dead man.

Not that I'm ready to abruptly fly to Japan yet, but I do travel quite a bit and if I ever catch a glimpse of that stupid fuсking face of yours somewhere, I am gonna cave your fuсkin head in.

Could be tomorrow, six months, or thirty years... In a bar, at a comicon, or while attending your future half gook-half rеtard abomination's high school graduation...
It doesn't matter. If I ever see you, it's fuсking over.

>I don't think >>772509 would describe his own post that way.

Lol How would a boring, tasteless fuсker like you know?
That is a Fisher Price Little People's 937 Sesame Street Clubhouse and a part of our collective childhood.
Plus, he summarized our current state of affairs accurately and with good humor. Loved it.
Anyway, the point is that I think it's great and I don't hate this site or /b/ or anyone else on this board except for you.
You are the only insufferable fuсking rеtard here who doesn't know when to shut his fuсking mouth, yet still acts like some overnight elitest wannabe old fag newfag that just found out about ED.

I assume you're like this because your Dad was too busy crying and drowning his disappointment with bourbon to stop and kick your fuсkin' ass, but I'm here now and you may indeed call me Daddy.

>Either you don't visit very many websites, or you are as new to the internet itself as you are to 7chan. I'd put my money on the latter.

Let's see. You post an unedited copy of your teaching certificate trying to belittle some user like the vile little prick you are, then you get yourself doxed and shamed publically, then can't figure out how it even happened until someone tells you. Yeah, I'm the one new to the internet alright.

Well, either you're addicted to humiliation or the dumbest motherfuсker in history because webms are just muted by default so posters can't ear rape viewers. You can unmute it. Unless, the poster didn't include the audio to clear the upload limit or something. What kind of an idiot would purposely disallow a popular upload file format's most defining/popular feature and why?

Examples of sites that include webm audio upload.

Example 1: Literally any modern site that allows webm uploads.
Example 2: That's right. You guessed it. Niggertits.

God, I fuсking hate you.


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Steve 17/09/15(Fri)20:54 No. 772562

>>772560
>That is a Fisher Price Little People's 937 Sesame Street Clubhouse
If you had one of these in your childhood, it was either a hand-me-down or a piece of junk your broke-ass parents bought at a flea market, because you were not a child in the late 70's--you are a child now.

>doxed and shamed
You vastly overestimate my capacity for shame, but not as much as you overestimate the importance of the publicly available data you shared with the public.

>That's right. You guessed it.
Actually I figured you for a fullchanner with all that self-entitlement.

>God, I fuсking hate you.
I accept your worship, and your hate.


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Anonymous 17/09/15(Fri)22:22 No. 772564

>>772562
1. You have no idea what I am.
2. That was actually directed towards God.
3. What in the actual fuсk happened to you, Rei? The longest I've ever been away at a time was like 4 months. When exactly did you become this thing?


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Sonichu 17/09/15(Fri)23:46 No. 772566

>>772553
>attempt
You are now aware that those three posts were done by three different people. One of which was me.

Please seek help for your mental illness.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/09/16(Sat)04:07 No. 772572
772572

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>>772566
Ah jeez, man. S-S-Sorry, bro.
I know I can get it all wrong sometimes and I'm the first to admit it.
I made a mistake here.

Can you actually just go back to accusing everyone of having autism instead of mental illness?
I miss it now.


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Closet Furry 17/09/16(Sat)05:24 No. 772575

>>772572
>still can't figure out who he's talking to
You are so bad at this you shouldn't even try.


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p4ch3c0 17/09/16(Sat)06:36 No. 772576
772576

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>>772572
You say that like autism isn't a form of mental illness.

This thread clearly illustrates that you are a clear and present danger not just to yourself but to others. I look forward to it being used at your commitment proceedings.

Freak.


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Homicide 17/09/16(Sat)06:47 No. 772577
772577

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BTW, shortly before he showed up ebaumsworld finally shut down that fetid cesspool they called a forum.

The two events have more in common than any of the stupid strawberryed shit he spouts.


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Closet Furry 17/09/16(Sat)06:54 No. 772578
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>>772575
Well, seeing as how you try to do this exact same thing every single time...

I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're the exact same fuсking faggot I've been talking to this entire time.

Here. Have an ear worm. Help heal your butt.


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Closet Furry 17/09/16(Sat)07:05 No. 772580
772580

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>>772578
As he said, you are really bad at this.


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Weeabot 17/09/16(Sat)08:34 No. 772585
772585

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Lol like clockwork

Part one

You diarrhea in your hands and smear them all over the board

I yell at you for it and for never cleaning up.

You feeblely try to defend yourself and act like some victim of a big mean troll, while simultaneously samefagging with obvious disinformation trying to draw attention away from yourself.

If I don't respond fast enough after an especially painful lashing you samefag respond with essentially the same message of "I've been here longer than you."

Part 2

I verbally berate you ceasely for being a manipulative piece of shit faggot while you try to remain aloof and hold some imagined oldfag high ground.

This infuriates me further fueling the flames of anger until I'm just roasting you and you have no response.

Part 3

You samefag a million times trying to undermine the prior conversation's conclusion that you're total fuсking scum.

If it's especially unpleasant to your delicate senses, you proceed to bury the evidence of you being a fuсking cringey embarassing loser in shit posts, disinfo, and baby's first trolling attempts.

This has happened at least twelve times now.


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symbion 17/09/16(Sat)08:37 No. 772586

Youtube  >>772585
If everything you have ever done is wrong, the opposite must be right.

You really should stop. You're not just embarrassing yourself, you're starting to pile up evidence that will be used against you.

The only escape for you now is suicide.


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Closet Furry 17/09/16(Sat)10:09 No. 772591
772591

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>>772585
>feeblely
You are feebly trying to appear older than an autistic 12 year old suffering from downs syndrome and early onset schizophrenia.

You have the mental capacity of a bruised rutabaga, and clearly have no grasp of just how far you've decayed in the six months since you stumbled across this site. This place will be your tomb, but no one will ever give a shit enough to find out what your actual name was. Someone will go "remember that kid who made Koop look like a brain surgeon?" and the sagely nodding will commence. Then nobody will think about you for 5 years.

Also, here's some more cock to satisfy your ravenous demands.


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OP 17/09/16(Sat)20:59 No. 772594

>>772586
>evidence
And what is the crime?
>>772591
Why do you have so many cock videos?


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Conductor Cat 17/09/16(Sat)23:58 No. 772596
772596

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>>772586


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/09/17(Sun)10:14 No. 772607
772607

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>>772594
>crime
Evidence that he's a danger to himself and to others. Otherwise known as a commitment proceeding. Do try to pay attention.

>Why do you have so many cock videos?
Because porn typically involves both a man and a woman.

The man's penis penetrates the woman's vagina, or any other readily available hole in her body, such as the mouth or ass.

You really shouldn't have skipped school the day they were teaching sex ed.


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Sazpaimon 17/09/17(Sun)16:22 No. 772626

>>772607
I'm not sure he's old enough for sex ed.


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Panawave 17/09/17(Sun)23:24 No. 772632
772632

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>>772553
>It's disconcerting that you're our moderator
He's not a airwolfing moderator, you ignorant twat.

You're so insufferably mental that an actual mod came in and shut you down to simply give the rest of us some peace and quiet for a little while.


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Cryomancer 17/09/18(Mon)03:47 No. 772637

>>772632
What drawn and talk of peace?


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Reimu Hakurei 17/09/18(Mon)04:27 No. 772638
772638

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>>772607
Ahahahaha


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/09/19(Tue)08:22 No. 772657

>>772637
Commas, dude. They're not just for decoration. Also, context.


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He-Man 17/09/19(Tue)09:00 No. 772659
772659

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>>772626
I'm pretty sure he is, his inability to cope with other human beings smacks of homeschooling. He was never allowed to socialize with other children, so now he's an adult who can't deal with other adults, not to mention huge gaps in his knowledge due to all the topics his mom didn't want to teach him (like sex).


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Lorf 17/09/19(Tue)09:40 No. 772663

>>772632
He is the mod, but he's definitely not reimu.
He makes those crappy youtube threads.
Doesn't touch a single shitpost on the whole board.
Doesn't mind fuсking up all of my threads.
I post one unembedded, scream metal shit jewtube link in that thread and its deleted in 20 minutes
You follow?


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Bill 17/09/19(Tue)10:13 No. 772664

>>772663
>>772632
Who could post round the clock unless they had to be here anyway?
Who constantly promotes webms even though they suck and takes such great offense to any slight other than someone promoting them right above the ad space?
Who lurks around this place acting like a fuсkin' tour guide all the time?
Who responds with butthurt to a criticism about this board's moderation?
Who talks like every tripfag you've ever met?

You know when I doxed him and made a thread, it got locked within 5 minutes and the ban message was "stop with the /b/ shit"

So, you're telling me that a staff who is famous for doing absolutely jack shit suddenly starts giving a shit about protecting this faggot?

I don't think so.


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Closet Furry 17/09/19(Tue)12:46 No. 772666

>>772659
You have a point. It was naieve of me not to consider the possibility that he is an autistic manchild.

>>772663
>>772664
Everything you think you know about me, you made up yourself. Really. Everything. It's all you.


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Sazpaimon 17/09/19(Tue)17:49 No. 772668

You fuсkin' kiddin me, asshole? If these aren't you being an absolute faggot, I'll eat my hat.
I wish I didn't know you. I hate to think people like you exist.

>>771799
>>772151
>>772079
>>772561
>>772667
>>772649
>>772660
>>772580
>>772659


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p4ch3c0 17/09/19(Tue)19:12 No. 772669

>>772668
Not Dave >>771799
Not Dave >>772151
Not Dave >>772079
Yes Dave >>772561, and what is your problem with this post?
Yes Dave >>772667, obviously.
Yes Dave >>772649, and here I didn't think you were capable of following a threaded discussion.
Not Dave >>772660; I am not the habit of replying to myself as other personalities (that I know of).
Not Dave >>772580
Not Dave >>772659

1/3; Would you like ketchup or mustard on that hat?

>I hate to think people like you exist.
Welcome to 7chan; we all float down here.


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Sazpaimon 17/09/20(Wed)00:04 No. 772672

>>772669
This is battery acid, you slime!


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symbion 17/09/20(Wed)00:11 No. 772673
772673

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>>772664
>Who could post round the clock unless they had to be here anyway?
Several dozen people?

Or do you think moderators are paid positions? That someone is here 24/7 because every hour they're a mod they get paid for that time? That because they're a mod they never sleep?

Pic related, its what you'll be hearing soon, you goddamn lunatic.


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h 17/09/20(Wed)00:18 No. 772675

>>772672
Also, this whole thing is airwolfing bizarre.


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Cryomancer 17/09/20(Wed)00:19 No. 772676

Youtube  >>772675
People who are mentally ill usually are pretty airwolfing bizarre.


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p4ch3c0 17/09/20(Wed)00:42 No. 772677

>>772668
How's your appetite?


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Spider Expert 17/09/20(Wed)04:17 No. 772679
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>>772664
Who constantly promotes GIFs even though they're antiquated technology that waste disk space and bandwidth that could be used by higher resolution higher bit depth longer videos?

Just store your videos in cinepak format, dingleberry. Oh, forgot, you won't do that because even that shitty ancient codec is a more efficient format than GIF. Guess all those titles playing FMV in the 90s were part of this vast nebulous conspiracy too.

Though I have to thank you for posting all those GIFs. People on Tumblr have somewhat appreciated them, although they normally wonder why there's no subtitles. The creator is autistic, I say, and they are momentarily saddened by the knowledge of your brain damage. Then they go back to not giving a shit about you or anything you've ever done (which, admittedly, isn't much).


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Anonymous 17/09/20(Wed)11:13 No. 772687

>Tumblr
gtfo, normie


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herp 17/09/20(Wed)16:26 No. 772692
772692

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>>772679
What gifs? None of my gifs require subtitles.


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herp 17/09/21(Thu)07:08 No. 772701
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>>772687
>Tumblr


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Novice Equestrian 17/09/21(Thu)08:47 No. 772706
772706

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>>772692
Enjoy.


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/09/21(Thu)09:07 No. 772708
772708

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>>772706
For the 50th time, I never watch any of your videos.



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