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Mudkip 17/09/03(Sun)19:34 No. 772204

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Hi 7chan

[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/09/03(Sun)19:48 No. 772205


N3X15 17/09/03(Sun)19:51 No. 772206

Thats a start time to get out of all those clothes.

Reimu Hakurei 17/09/03(Sun)19:52 No. 772207

Also, timestamp with 7chan on it so we know you aren't just doing reposts from elsehere.

r000t 17/09/03(Sun)19:56 No. 772208

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Eyyyy im good just bored I guess
Attention whoring knows no chan boardes

Spider Expert 17/09/03(Sun)20:53 No. 772213

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18, I ve always been too ugly to be a loli

PrettyPony 17/09/03(Sun)21:33 No. 772216

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Soooooooo, you show us vajayjay now? Yes?

symbion 17/09/03(Sun)21:57 No. 772217

What are you having for dinner? Do you like video games? Do you like anime?

Sazpaimon 17/09/03(Sun)23:57 No. 772218

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I had baked potatoes idk they are easy to make and I am obsessed wit em lol, I am not a vidya girl tbh completing a specific quest within a universe never appeald to me tho I've played some gta once and I liked it, I want to get into anime (I am a weaboo after all) but I've only watched watamote since I am studying weabonese rn and not understanding em while watching animus dishartens me

Nyan Cat 17/09/04(Mon)00:15 No. 772219

How can you be a weeb if you're not into anime? smh.

Anonymous 17/09/04(Mon)01:06 No. 772220

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Food, fashion, im learning the language, music

r000t 17/09/04(Mon)01:18 No. 772221

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So why you camwhoring?

Closet Furry 17/09/04(Mon)01:49 No. 772222

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Well I've been shitposting in a lot of small chans today, Idk I'm bored and it's funny when ppl screech about it

N3X15 17/09/04(Mon)02:39 No. 772223

There are better ways of doing it than posting nudes for attention you know. Are you on stims by any chance?

Weeabot 17/09/04(Mon)02:54 No. 772224

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Actually no most anon reee in a hilarious different way to girls

herp 17/09/04(Mon)03:05 No. 772225

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h 17/09/04(Mon)03:12 No. 772226

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Fake and gay

Marisa Kirisame 17/09/04(Mon)03:13 No. 772227

Alright. Well keep up the good work but I suggest you find other interests to talk about.
Your nudes are okay and all if you want my take on it. You look like a shutin neet girl who sits at her computer all day, like tomoko from watamote. Nice bags under your eyes, and a bit skinnyfat.

Think you have more potential than just being a camwhore. Sex obsessed people are boring.

symbion 17/09/04(Mon)03:13 No. 772228

>You look like a shutin neet girl who sits at her computer all day, like tomoko from watamote. Nice bags under your eyes, and a bit skinnyfat.

This is a good thing is what I'm saying.

Lorf 17/09/04(Mon)03:25 No. 772229

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Ouch I get I'm struggling wit Dat smh
Accurate description btw, I am not sex obsessed tbh I have other interests and I am planning to support my neet lifestyle camwhoring for weird fetish cause fetishism is fun and creative

OP 17/09/04(Mon)04:18 No. 772230

Is there a fetish market for crack baby trailer sluts?

Sazpaimon 17/09/04(Mon)04:26 No. 772231

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Sonichu 17/09/04(Mon)04:41 No. 772232

hair brush in your ass?

h 17/09/04(Mon)08:03 No. 772233

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Brony 17/09/04(Mon)08:09 No. 772234


Your nose is cute.

Sonichu 17/09/04(Mon)09:08 No. 772235

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Omg hi Tennnks

derp 17/09/04(Mon)10:11 No. 772237

>weird fetish cause fetishism is fun and creative
Nah its boring an uncreative. Theres already a 7chan girl who's incapable of doing anything other than talk about sex. You will get yourself a large audience of orbiters so I suppose you can make a sustainable career out of it.

Anonymous 17/09/04(Mon)10:25 No. 772238

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Again man I'm not fascinated by sex chill

Sazpaimon 17/09/04(Mon)11:12 No. 772239

you're cute
also i love watamote
let's be friends

r000t 17/09/04(Mon)14:11 No. 772240

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Yeaaaaaaaas <3 anon

Marisa Kirisame 17/09/04(Mon)14:23 No. 772243

You're so cute. I want to see your feet and pussy.

poe 17/09/04(Mon)15:04 No. 772244

I'd hit it, but that really isn't saying much.

[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/09/04(Mon)16:49 No. 772245

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To hit it, you gotta find a certain VHS tape and watch it. Seven days later, she'll crawl outta your tv and put out.

Cryomancer 17/09/04(Mon)23:06 No. 772246

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Goddammit sat it down the goym knows

Optimus Prime 17/09/05(Tue)10:04 No. 772248

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okay your new name is Sadako
get used to it
also we're friends now
what do you want to do?

[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/09/05(Tue)16:19 No. 772253

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ian 17/09/05(Tue)19:38 No. 772257

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Yeaaaaaaaas I completely agree with you anon <3

Liru Fanboy 17/09/05(Tue)22:30 No. 772258

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I'd ask you something, but my benis is too hard for any typings

r000t 17/09/05(Tue)23:34 No. 772259

all hail Sadako

god i love you

will you be my gf?

Bill 17/09/06(Wed)01:43 No. 772260

post your feet(soles) pls

p4ch3c0 17/09/06(Wed)03:53 No. 772261

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I could put cigarettes out on you all day.

ian 17/09/06(Wed)04:58 No. 772263

Youtube  >>772261
Let me out we can get a monkey drunk and push him down some stairs.

W. T. Snacks 17/09/06(Wed)06:14 No. 772265

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herp 17/09/06(Wed)10:46 No. 772266

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Well since I am too much of a pussy to do it myself

4chan user 17/09/06(Wed)17:48 No. 772271

head to toe nude with timestamp on your forehead or this whole thread is a lie

r000t 17/09/06(Wed)23:13 No. 772275

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It's that goofy fuсking face. Stop making that face.

Lorf 17/09/07(Thu)00:13 No. 772276

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airwolf off faggot, i like the face
she's cute as heck

want to hang out with me and talk somewhere else?

ian 17/09/07(Thu)02:28 No. 772282

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Pretty sure these are recycled, dipshit.

Homicide 17/09/07(Thu)02:33 No. 772284

get recycled, faggot

ian 17/09/07(Thu)02:39 No. 772285

Some people want to be swindled out of their monies.

symbion 17/09/07(Thu)03:33 No. 772288

Roz is the real deal, posts on 4skin w/timestermp. This thread might be fake, but someone studies roz then.

Roz: the greek geek with the crazy cooter

Conductor Cat 17/09/07(Thu)09:50 No. 772295

oi thats too close me cant fap to that :(

Christian Weston Chandler 17/09/07(Thu)18:20 No. 772303

I wish we had just an inkling of moderation.

Like WTFUСK? It was the only thing that was ever good about this /b/

Might as well go back to niggertits since this is basically the same thing at a fraction of the speed.
Wait fifteen hours to read the same dumb shit you'd see in 15 seconds there.

OP 17/09/10(Sun)10:30 No. 772394


Cryomancer 17/09/10(Sun)13:52 No. 772413


You seem upset.

Sonichu 17/09/10(Sun)14:41 No. 772414

Lies, spam, and shit content everywhere. What's there to be upset about?

N3X15 17/09/10(Sun)16:15 No. 772418

moar feet

OP 17/09/10(Sun)18:01 No. 772419


Fresh OC JB? Why would you read any words on that site? Where else am i, as a married, 33 y/o guy, going to get access to all the win, but there?

No wonder you are frustrated with that place, you don't see it for what it is. You are sort of self identified as a sperg that would fit in just fine there.

Spiderman 17/09/10(Sun)21:36 No. 772425

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But I like it

I've already posted a 7chan fansign

Sonichu 17/09/10(Sun)22:58 No. 772426

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How about this. When you feel like that, just shut the airwolf up. Don't spam boards bitching about how much it sucks. You're not helping.

If you have better content then post better content. Make it the place you want it to be.

Otherwise you're just another entitled dickbag who expects everyone else to do the work for them. Don't like it? Too airwolfing bad. Grow up.

Steve 17/09/11(Mon)00:35 No. 772429

How about you shut your fuсking mouth before I rip your fuсking dick off and shove it up your ass.

Steve 17/09/11(Mon)01:59 No. 772430


Sazpaimon 17/09/11(Mon)03:49 No. 772432

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But to do that you'd have to leave your parents basement, so check and mate.

derp 17/09/11(Mon)04:50 No. 772433

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I hate king of the hill. How Mike Judge went from Beavis and Butthead to that shit show is beyond me.

Steve 17/09/11(Mon)16:56 No. 772455

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derp 17/09/11(Mon)19:07 No. 772456


He had a bunch of characters and a loose plot line from a spin off from B&B and was approached by a major network and was offered a contract and a ton of money?

You know, how most everything works.

zeneslev 17/09/11(Mon)23:04 No. 772466

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Sonichu 17/09/12(Tue)02:29 No. 772470

Stop acting like you know how chess works, you fuсking stupid airwolf.

Brony 17/09/12(Tue)05:56 No. 772476

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You are the greatest example of why abortion should remain legal.

/rnb/ is over there if you want to have yourself a good cry, faggot. Or if you want to bitch about how mean everyone is to you. Or how this site doesn't meet up to your high standards, a site that you won't meaningfully contribute to in any way, shape, or form.

Closet Furry 17/09/12(Tue)23:01 No. 772484

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W. T. Snacks 17/09/12(Tue)23:57 No. 772485

Even when you're trying to talk about me, you still somehow manage to make it about yourself.

You're one sick puppy, fella.

Novice Equestrian 17/09/13(Wed)06:43 No. 772491

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>Even when you're trying to talk about me, you still somehow manage to make it about yourself.
Because your vapid endless crying and bitching about how everyone else on 7chan sucks is scintillating conversation.

Either get laid, have yourself a good cry, or grow a pair and kill yourself. That's why you bought the gun.

Sazpaimon 17/09/13(Wed)09:54 No. 772495

1. You have no idea what I contribute unless I am openly criticizing you.
2. Not everyone. You. I hate you and what you post.
3. Shut your fuсking mouth, you pointless fuсking cunt.

Homicide 17/09/13(Wed)18:53 No. 772504

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/rnb/ is over there for all your bawwing needs.

When you're not there try being less of a bitch.

Mudkip 17/09/13(Wed)21:31 No. 772506

>/rnb/ is that way
Keep saying it. I think it's catching on.

I know you're trying to be funny, but I'll fuсking kill you, David.

Sonichu 17/09/13(Wed)21:57 No. 772507

I miss when boards were more active, where art thou OC?

PrettyPony 17/09/13(Wed)23:23 No. 772509

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No one cares about OC anymore. People come here when failchan's too fast for them. Assholes pastaporning up the joint. It's a damn shame, I tells ya!

Cryomancer 17/09/14(Thu)01:06 No. 772511

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There is no David, there is only Zuul.

Which is another way of saying your untreated mental illness is getting really annoying. Talk to a goddamn doctor already, strawberry.

What's even more fun is when a particular individual claims that OC isn't OC because everyone who's posting is an imaginary friend he created called David.

Reimu Hakurei 17/09/14(Thu)03:06 No. 772512

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Do you need me to call you a wambulance?

r000t 17/09/14(Thu)06:58 No. 772516

Converting existing video into GIF = OC
Converting existing video into WebM = Not OC

Try taking an extra dose of your autism medication to figure out the inconsistency between those two.

tee 17/09/14(Thu)08:59 No. 772519

Are you literally fuсking rеtarded?

I said your webms are shitty and have no sound. I also said I never watch them.
Just because they're oc doesn't make them any less shitty.

Try turning your fuсking brain on before you call other people autistic, ya fuсkin rеtarded piece of shit.

[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/09/14(Thu)17:58 No. 772523

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I've come up with a foolproof solution to your dilemma.

When you encounter content you think is the work of a single poster who never sleeps and works tirelessly across all timezones to post to 7chan, just kill yourself.

Hear me out. This is a solution to your problem. You never have to see anyone else's posts ever again. No more pointlessly spamming shit to multiple boards about how much this place sucks because someone else is posting besides you. Just one quick move and the eternal torment of sharing the planet with other human beings comes to an end.

>no sound
You keep outing yourself as someone who only stumbled across this site recently but are too dense to realize you're doing it.

Good job!

symbion 17/09/14(Thu)20:21 No. 772525

Jesus fuсking Christ we've been going around in a circle for a fuсking year.

The solution to my problem is for you to stop posting or at least stop being such a fuсking pretentious unfunny faggot, but you're too much of a fuсking loser to even understand that, let alone accomplish it.

You're a boring fuсking loser with no personality, yet you insist on making shitty threads, posting reddit tier dog shit content, and stating the fuсking obvious all the fuсking time, then have the nerve to try and say my own words back to me like their your own.

Always gotta give "advice" and act like a smarmy fuсking fudgepacker.
Like you know more about anything than anybody else. Like anybody needs any advice from a fuсking boring fuсkin loser like you.

You troll like you're fuсkin two.
Samefagging so fuсking obviously with the exact same smarmy, unoriginal, fuсkin bitch 7chan mantras you consistantly try to force down our throats. It is fuсking embarassing. Protip: fluctuating inconsistently between capitalizing the first word of sentences or not isn't really samefag camo if you just keep talking in the same vein without missing a beat.

You're so transparent, it is fuсking painful. Not to mention, you've admitted it to be you several times, so who are you putting on this charade for, you fuсking lunatic? Why do you spam 404 threads that you're embarassed of? Why are you such a tryhard fuсking charlatan?

Look at this pompous load of shit:
>You keep outing yourself as someone who only stumbled across this site recently but are too dense to realize you're doing it.
And you're saying this because webms have never had sound here and have always been an obvious ploy by the administration to save disk space over posting large gifs?
So only oldfags know that webms have been completely unenjoyable here since they were implemented or is it the 3 year old sticky in /7ch/?

You're not a representative of this community in any way, shape, or fashion and do not blend in at all. You are fuсking cancer.

O.P. 17/09/15(Fri)02:44 No. 772531

Too bad the only things you post to 7chan are:
1) How much this site sucks
2) How some fantasy construct you call David is following you around ruining your life

Oh my god, those bastards! How dare they want you to have longer, larger resolution, higher bit depth, higher frame rate, higher quality, smaller videos! Its all a dastardly ploy to make your 386 no longer a worthwhile platform!

If you stopped posting tomorrow nobody would care, because nobody wants to read your endless bitching about how everyone else on the planet sucks.

Just go back to ebaumsworld. They deserve your "quality."

Moot 17/09/15(Fri)05:33 No. 772533

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>a fuсking year
Moar like six months; you appeared in the spring.

Also, newsflash: I have a life, and I have been busy, so I haven't posted on any board for a month.

None of the posts you've complained about in the past month were mine; none of the posters you've accosted in the past month were me. I am not responsible for everything you hate about 7chan. 7chan is what it is and you are yet another newfag who doesn't like it here. Most give up after a few threads and move on; you seem to be bent on making everyone as miserable as you are.

You baww for shit no one cares about, you raeg over shit no one cares about, and you post shit no one cares about. The problem is not me, the problem is you. You should really listen to >>772523, his solution is foolproof and his balloons are lovely.

You think everyone sounds like me because this is how 7channers sound. How many ways do you need it explained to you? Every internet community has a dialect, just like any other isolated population of humans. It's very, very clear that you do not speak the local language.

Where do they have webms with sound? No, don't tell me, I don't care--but the fact that you feel so entitled to it is very telling that you come from somewhere where you could have it without asking for it.

>You have no idea what I contribute unless I am openly criticizing you.
How do you not get that this works both ways?

>I'll fuсking kill you, David.
You know where I live, and you are welcome to try. Please, come. Nothing would please me more than to have the opportunity to serve the brothers of 7th channel by ending your shitposting forever. I will post pics, I promise you.

Marisa Kirisame 17/09/15(Fri)07:58 No. 772535

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You wouldn't know a samefag if he was walking behind you flicking his finger against the back of your skull for miles on end. Which is a good summary of your life during high school, at least when you weren't stuffed into a locker and left to rot until you made enough noise that teachers couldn't ignore your crying.

Nobody here cares about you. Nobody here gives a shit whether you live or die. Nobody in your life would care, much less notice, if you committed suicide. Your life is a recurring drain upon everyone you interact with on a daily basis. You have left nothing but a stain upon this world and it will be a better place once you're gone.

The time has come for you to either commit yourself to a mental institution or kill yourself. There is no other option. You can't keep going on like this. Hundreds of posters are not all the same person. That you keep thinking they are is a symptom of the mental illness that is blindingly obvious to everyone who interacts with you. You need to either get it treated by a professional or let it bloom to its logical conclusion of self-destruction.

I converted this video just for you. I know how much you like looking at cocks.

Steve 17/09/15(Fri)08:27 No. 772541

God, I hate your fuсkin face.
Too bad your livin' with the nips or I'd come on over and kick your fuсkin teeth in for you.

He-Man 17/09/15(Fri)08:55 No. 772546

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I just found the site that's selling these >>772516 >>772523


I know a certain mentally ill individual who needs to post his address so we can leave hundreds of them on his doorstep

Do eet faggut

tee 17/09/15(Fri)10:01 No. 772553

Also, you respond to my criticism by doing the exact thing I'm criticizing you for as if to disprove it, but you don't even fuсking know what makes it so obvious despite my telling you over and over again.

Here's some other things I would've thought you'd understand by now but I guess I need to spell out for you.

You can't fuсk with anybody, much less me. You're far too much of a pussy for that so I'm not sure why you're trying.

You're self congratulatory reign of faggotry is fuсking over.

Your dirty hobo birthday tricks, like trying to wrap up my criticism of your shit posts with this esteemed board's cultural heritage in order to invalidate my argument, aren't going to work.

I didn't make this post, yet it is 5 star quality >>772509 so I know the community here cares. It's disconcerting that you're our moderator, yet such a incorrigible newfag. Look at that post and try to figure out why you can't post like that.

Also, webms have sound on every single other site that allows them. Sound is the entire point of that file fornat.

Spider Expert 17/09/15(Fri)16:11 No. 772556

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I get it now, you're trying to give me brain cancer. Processing those horrendously malformed sentences has almost certainly created a malignant tumour. Your shitposts are weaponized carcinogens.

>You can't fuсk with anybody, much less me.
Do you feel threatened? I like it when you are the one who feels threatened. You started this; it stops when you stop. Of course, you are welcome to beg, again. I like it when you beg too.

>5 star quality
I don't think >>772509 would describe his own post that way.

>webms have sound on every single other site
Either you don't visit very many websites, or you are as new to the internet itself as you are to 7chan. I'd put my money on the latter.

The rest of your post doesn't make enough sense to warrant a reply, pic related.

Marisa Kirisame 17/09/15(Fri)20:19 No. 772560

I don't even think actual cancer could possibly make you any more cancerous than you already are...

>Do you feel threatened? I like it when you are the one who feels threatened. You started this; it stops when you stop. Of course, you are welcome to beg, again. I like it when you beg too.

I don't think begging someone to see reason is the same as literally begging, but how about this? If I ever see you, you're a fuсkin' dead man.

Not that I'm ready to abruptly fly to Japan yet, but I do travel quite a bit and if I ever catch a glimpse of that stupid fuсking face of yours somewhere, I am gonna cave your fuсkin head in.

Could be tomorrow, six months, or thirty years... In a bar, at a comicon, or while attending your future half gook-half rеtard abomination's high school graduation...
It doesn't matter. If I ever see you, it's fuсking over.

>I don't think >>772509 would describe his own post that way.

Lol How would a boring, tasteless fuсker like you know?
That is a Fisher Price Little People's 937 Sesame Street Clubhouse and a part of our collective childhood.
Plus, he summarized our current state of affairs accurately and with good humor. Loved it.
Anyway, the point is that I think it's great and I don't hate this site or /b/ or anyone else on this board except for you.
You are the only insufferable fuсking rеtard here who doesn't know when to shut his fuсking mouth, yet still acts like some overnight elitest wannabe old fag newfag that just found out about ED.

I assume you're like this because your Dad was too busy crying and drowning his disappointment with bourbon to stop and kick your fuсkin' ass, but I'm here now and you may indeed call me Daddy.

>Either you don't visit very many websites, or you are as new to the internet itself as you are to 7chan. I'd put my money on the latter.

Let's see. You post an unedited copy of your teaching certificate trying to belittle some user like the vile little prick you are, then you get yourself doxed and shamed publically, then can't figure out how it even happened until someone tells you. Yeah, I'm the one new to the internet alright.

Well, either you're addicted to humiliation or the dumbest motherfuсker in history because webms are just muted by default so posters can't ear rape viewers. You can unmute it. Unless, the poster didn't include the audio to clear the upload limit or something. What kind of an idiot would purposely disallow a popular upload file format's most defining/popular feature and why?

Examples of sites that include webm audio upload.

Example 1: Literally any modern site that allows webm uploads.
Example 2: That's right. You guessed it. Niggertits.

God, I fuсking hate you.

Steve 17/09/15(Fri)20:54 No. 772562

>That is a Fisher Price Little People's 937 Sesame Street Clubhouse
If you had one of these in your childhood, it was either a hand-me-down or a piece of junk your broke-ass parents bought at a flea market, because you were not a child in the late 70's--you are a child now.

>doxed and shamed
You vastly overestimate my capacity for shame, but not as much as you overestimate the importance of the publicly available data you shared with the public.

>That's right. You guessed it.
Actually I figured you for a fullchanner with all that self-entitlement.

>God, I fuсking hate you.
I accept your worship, and your hate.

Anonymous 17/09/15(Fri)22:22 No. 772564

1. You have no idea what I am.
2. That was actually directed towards God.
3. What in the actual fuсk happened to you, Rei? The longest I've ever been away at a time was like 4 months. When exactly did you become this thing?

Sonichu 17/09/15(Fri)23:46 No. 772566

You are now aware that those three posts were done by three different people. One of which was me.

Please seek help for your mental illness.

[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/09/16(Sat)04:07 No. 772572

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Ah jeez, man. S-S-Sorry, bro.
I know I can get it all wrong sometimes and I'm the first to admit it.
I made a mistake here.

Can you actually just go back to accusing everyone of having autism instead of mental illness?
I miss it now.

Closet Furry 17/09/16(Sat)05:24 No. 772575

>still can't figure out who he's talking to
You are so bad at this you shouldn't even try.

p4ch3c0 17/09/16(Sat)06:36 No. 772576

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You say that like autism isn't a form of mental illness.

This thread clearly illustrates that you are a clear and present danger not just to yourself but to others. I look forward to it being used at your commitment proceedings.


Homicide 17/09/16(Sat)06:47 No. 772577

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BTW, shortly before he showed up ebaumsworld finally shut down that fetid cesspool they called a forum.

The two events have more in common than any of the stupid strawberryed shit he spouts.

Closet Furry 17/09/16(Sat)06:54 No. 772578

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Well, seeing as how you try to do this exact same thing every single time...

I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're the exact same fuсking faggot I've been talking to this entire time.

Here. Have an ear worm. Help heal your butt.

Closet Furry 17/09/16(Sat)07:05 No. 772580

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As he said, you are really bad at this.

Weeabot 17/09/16(Sat)08:34 No. 772585

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Lol like clockwork

Part one

You diarrhea in your hands and smear them all over the board

I yell at you for it and for never cleaning up.

You feeblely try to defend yourself and act like some victim of a big mean troll, while simultaneously samefagging with obvious disinformation trying to draw attention away from yourself.

If I don't respond fast enough after an especially painful lashing you samefag respond with essentially the same message of "I've been here longer than you."

Part 2

I verbally berate you ceasely for being a manipulative piece of shit faggot while you try to remain aloof and hold some imagined oldfag high ground.

This infuriates me further fueling the flames of anger until I'm just roasting you and you have no response.

Part 3

You samefag a million times trying to undermine the prior conversation's conclusion that you're total fuсking scum.

If it's especially unpleasant to your delicate senses, you proceed to bury the evidence of you being a fuсking cringey embarassing loser in shit posts, disinfo, and baby's first trolling attempts.

This has happened at least twelve times now.

symbion 17/09/16(Sat)08:37 No. 772586

Youtube  >>772585
If everything you have ever done is wrong, the opposite must be right.

You really should stop. You're not just embarrassing yourself, you're starting to pile up evidence that will be used against you.

The only escape for you now is suicide.

Closet Furry 17/09/16(Sat)10:09 No. 772591

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You are feebly trying to appear older than an autistic 12 year old suffering from downs syndrome and early onset schizophrenia.

You have the mental capacity of a bruised rutabaga, and clearly have no grasp of just how far you've decayed in the six months since you stumbled across this site. This place will be your tomb, but no one will ever give a shit enough to find out what your actual name was. Someone will go "remember that kid who made Koop look like a brain surgeon?" and the sagely nodding will commence. Then nobody will think about you for 5 years.

Also, here's some more cock to satisfy your ravenous demands.

OP 17/09/16(Sat)20:59 No. 772594

And what is the crime?
Why do you have so many cock videos?

Conductor Cat 17/09/16(Sat)23:58 No. 772596

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Christian Weston Chandler 17/09/17(Sun)10:14 No. 772607

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Evidence that he's a danger to himself and to others. Otherwise known as a commitment proceeding. Do try to pay attention.

>Why do you have so many cock videos?
Because porn typically involves both a man and a woman.

The man's penis penetrates the woman's vagina, or any other readily available hole in her body, such as the mouth or ass.

You really shouldn't have skipped school the day they were teaching sex ed.

Sazpaimon 17/09/17(Sun)16:22 No. 772626

I'm not sure he's old enough for sex ed.

Panawave 17/09/17(Sun)23:24 No. 772632

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>It's disconcerting that you're our moderator
He's not a airwolfing moderator, you ignorant twat.

You're so insufferably mental that an actual mod came in and shut you down to simply give the rest of us some peace and quiet for a little while.

Cryomancer 17/09/18(Mon)03:47 No. 772637

What drawn and talk of peace?

Reimu Hakurei 17/09/18(Mon)04:27 No. 772638

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Christian Weston Chandler 17/09/19(Tue)08:22 No. 772657

Commas, dude. They're not just for decoration. Also, context.

He-Man 17/09/19(Tue)09:00 No. 772659

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I'm pretty sure he is, his inability to cope with other human beings smacks of homeschooling. He was never allowed to socialize with other children, so now he's an adult who can't deal with other adults, not to mention huge gaps in his knowledge due to all the topics his mom didn't want to teach him (like sex).

Lorf 17/09/19(Tue)09:40 No. 772663

He is the mod, but he's definitely not reimu.
He makes those crappy youtube threads.
Doesn't touch a single shitpost on the whole board.
Doesn't mind fuсking up all of my threads.
I post one unembedded, scream metal shit jewtube link in that thread and its deleted in 20 minutes
You follow?

Bill 17/09/19(Tue)10:13 No. 772664

Who could post round the clock unless they had to be here anyway?
Who constantly promotes webms even though they suck and takes such great offense to any slight other than someone promoting them right above the ad space?
Who lurks around this place acting like a fuсkin' tour guide all the time?
Who responds with butthurt to a criticism about this board's moderation?
Who talks like every tripfag you've ever met?

You know when I doxed him and made a thread, it got locked within 5 minutes and the ban message was "stop with the /b/ shit"

So, you're telling me that a staff who is famous for doing absolutely jack shit suddenly starts giving a shit about protecting this faggot?

I don't think so.

Closet Furry 17/09/19(Tue)12:46 No. 772666

You have a point. It was naieve of me not to consider the possibility that he is an autistic manchild.

Everything you think you know about me, you made up yourself. Really. Everything. It's all you.


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