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symbion 17/10/17(Tue)16:04 No. 773665
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Sad news, guys.

Last night, just before midnight, our very own David Pimentel passed away. He told me just before he died, from a combination of rectal cancer and a fire axe to the face, that he had but only one wish. To see an amateur selfshot thread on /b/ devoid of captioned pics, webms, and greasy professional sex workers.

I hope that, today, we can grant our dearly departed friend's last wish.

This one's for you, David. You're trollin' angels now, good buddy.


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Homicide 17/10/17(Tue)16:05 No. 773666
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Brony 17/10/17(Tue)16:06 No. 773667
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tee 17/10/17(Tue)16:07 No. 773668
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Nyan Cat 17/10/17(Tue)16:09 No. 773669
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Sonichu 17/10/17(Tue)16:10 No. 773670
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Sazpaimon 17/10/17(Tue)16:12 No. 773672
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Christian Weston Chandler 17/10/17(Tue)16:13 No. 773673
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Sazpaimon 17/10/17(Tue)16:14 No. 773674
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Miku Fanboy 17/10/17(Tue)16:16 No. 773675
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Conductor Cat 17/10/17(Tue)16:17 No. 773676
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Sazpaimon 17/10/17(Tue)16:19 No. 773678



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Miku Fanboy 17/10/17(Tue)16:19 No. 773679
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That does not sound like David.


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poe 17/10/17(Tue)16:21 No. 773680
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Novice Equestrian 17/10/17(Tue)16:24 No. 773681
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>>773679
Have you no shame, sir, defiling a dying man's last wish?


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Weeabot 17/10/17(Tue)16:28 No. 773682
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zeneslev 17/10/17(Tue)16:29 No. 773683
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>>773681
None.


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Liru Fanboy 17/10/17(Tue)16:29 No. 773684
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4chan user 17/10/17(Tue)16:47 No. 773685
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>>773683
Well, you didn't know my friend David then or you would show a little respect.
He was the heart and soul of this board.

Whenever someone was in need of an answer to a question they didn't ask,
he was there.
Whenever an epic thread needed fagging up,
he was there.
Whenever a user needed to see a post so cancerous they closed their browser, unplugged their computer, and questioned how they were truly spending their time,
HE. WAS. THERE.

So, take your pics and go. This is a hero's memorial.


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Panawave 17/10/17(Tue)16:48 No. 773686
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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/10/17(Tue)16:52 No. 773687
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Spiderman 17/10/17(Tue)16:54 No. 773688
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r000t 17/10/17(Tue)16:56 No. 773689
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Anonymous 17/10/17(Tue)16:58 No. 773690
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4chan user 17/10/17(Tue)17:03 No. 773691



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h 17/10/17(Tue)17:05 No. 773693
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Steve 17/10/17(Tue)17:11 No. 773694
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W. T. Snacks 17/10/17(Tue)17:12 No. 773695
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Lorf 17/10/17(Tue)17:26 No. 773698



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Mudkip 17/10/17(Tue)17:27 No. 773699
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OP 17/10/17(Tue)17:28 No. 773700
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zeneslev 17/10/17(Tue)17:30 No. 773701
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Steve 17/10/17(Tue)17:31 No. 773702
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>>773685
We all mourn in our own way. I think this is what he would have wanted.


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Spider Expert 17/10/17(Tue)17:53 No. 773703
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>>773702
In a way, you remind me of him.

The way he had no regard for taste; belligerently posting unrelated content he found on facebook always came so naturally to him.

He could spot an excellent post from a mile away and ruin it completely with some off the cuff, half rŠµtarded follow up comment.
It was like watching a down's stricken child finger painting.


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derp 17/10/17(Tue)17:55 No. 773705
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PrettyPony 17/10/17(Tue)17:57 No. 773706
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Optimus Prime 17/10/17(Tue)17:59 No. 773707
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Moot 17/10/17(Tue)18:00 No. 773708
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Bill 17/10/17(Tue)18:04 No. 773709
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Brony 17/10/17(Tue)18:05 No. 773710
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W. T. Snacks 17/10/17(Tue)18:08 No. 773711
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Spiderman 17/10/17(Tue)18:09 No. 773712
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zeneslev 17/10/17(Tue)18:12 No. 773713
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4chan user 17/10/17(Tue)18:13 No. 773714
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derp 17/10/17(Tue)18:14 No. 773715
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Weeabot 17/10/17(Tue)18:33 No. 773716
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Mudkip 17/10/17(Tue)18:34 No. 773717
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OP 17/10/17(Tue)18:36 No. 773718
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derp 17/10/17(Tue)19:18 No. 773719
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Brony 17/10/17(Tue)19:45 No. 773721
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>>773703
Tell me more about how your kind views the world.


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Spider Expert 17/10/17(Tue)20:36 No. 773722


>>773721
That it's incredibly rude to ask somebody to talk about themselves in the middle of their dead friend's memorial for one.


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PrettyPony 17/10/17(Tue)21:17 No. 773725
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Christian Weston Chandler 17/10/17(Tue)21:18 No. 773726
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zeneslev 17/10/17(Tue)21:19 No. 773727
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4chan user 17/10/17(Tue)21:20 No. 773728
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Nyan Cat 17/10/17(Tue)21:22 No. 773729
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Sonichu 17/10/17(Tue)21:24 No. 773730
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Liru Fanboy 17/10/17(Tue)21:25 No. 773731
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h 17/10/17(Tue)21:28 No. 773732
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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/10/17(Tue)21:36 No. 773733



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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/10/17(Tue)21:37 No. 773734
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Homicide 17/10/17(Tue)21:38 No. 773735
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Nyan Cat 17/10/17(Tue)21:41 No. 773736
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Mudkip 17/10/18(Wed)05:48 No. 773742
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Only the good die middle aged


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Anonymous 17/10/18(Wed)05:49 No. 773743
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ian 17/10/18(Wed)05:50 No. 773744
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Brony 17/10/18(Wed)05:52 No. 773745
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Closet Furry 17/10/18(Wed)05:54 No. 773746
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Christian Weston Chandler 17/10/18(Wed)05:56 No. 773747
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Optimus Prime 17/10/18(Wed)06:02 No. 773748
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Panawave 17/10/18(Wed)06:03 No. 773749
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Reimu Hakurei 17/10/18(Wed)06:04 No. 773750
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Homicide 17/10/18(Wed)06:07 No. 773751
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tee 17/10/18(Wed)07:32 No. 773753
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>>773665
>amateur selfshot thread on /b/ devoid of captioned pics, webms, and greasy professional sex workers
It is precisely because you try to limit threads with rules that other posters are going to do otherwise. If you really want a thread to stay on topic, declare a topic and lead by example--not faggotry. Post six or seven on-topic posts, make decent use of multiple-image posting, webm, or embed, and ignore people who try to derail your thread anyway. If you'd been here more than a season, you'd know thread derailment is half the ride--you never know where your thread's going to end up on 7chan/b. It might even end up getting bumped right off the board.

>>773679
The severity of schizo newfag's delusions appears to have escalated.

>>773685
>He was the heart and soul of this board.
The living 7th channel.

>HE. WAS. THERE.
Wow. You always make me out to be so much greater than I really am. Great, terrible, powerful, and everything you can't stand. I'm beginning to respect your delusional impression of me more than my actual self; he sounds dangerous.

>>773702
I want my funeral to be a joyous celebration. That looks pretty joyful!

>>773703
>no regard for
...you.

>>773742
To be honest I never expected to live past thirty when I was a kid.


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Closet Furry 17/10/18(Wed)08:28 No. 773755


>>773753
Thank you for coming. I didn't read any of that, but I can tell you knew and cared for him deeply.
Posting long, tedious novels accompanied by offtopic crap was one of his many passions and you carry on his spirit.


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Liru Fanboy 17/10/18(Wed)08:40 No. 773758
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Sazpaimon 17/10/18(Wed)08:45 No. 773759
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Optimus Prime 17/10/18(Wed)09:32 No. 773760
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Sazpaimon 17/10/18(Wed)12:40 No. 773783



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4chan user 17/10/18(Wed)15:33 No. 773786
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>>773722
The world is a rough place. I'm pretty sure David was aware of that, and your own description of him supports that theory.


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symbion 17/10/18(Wed)17:47 No. 773788
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>>773786
Though, in fact, the world is rough. David was above and oblivious to the ugliness of reality.
As the sun sees not the land beneath the clouds, so was David's comprehension obscured by the inside lining of own asshole.

When such hateful things, like the truth, threatened a breach, he would use his razor wit to stave them off.
Cutting retorts like "I know you are but what am I?" and "Not me. No, no, no, no. NO! NO! YOU!" were often more than enough to silence any criticism and even became a part of his trademark style.


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h 17/10/18(Wed)17:48 No. 773789
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Mudkip 17/10/18(Wed)17:49 No. 773790
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p4ch3c0 17/10/18(Wed)17:49 No. 773791
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Brony 17/10/18(Wed)17:51 No. 773792
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Reimu Hakurei 17/10/18(Wed)18:08 No. 773795



i would be okay with derailing this into an amateur/friend info sharing thread, but i am quite happy with the topic. it's refreshing to have amateur self shot stuff instead of commercial porn, 5 second webms, and other shitty and boring content.
it's also refreshing to see the anons of 7chan both coming together like this and arguing this way. it's a beautiful sight indeed.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/10/18(Wed)18:42 No. 773798
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Whatever. If you're ready to move on, I guess I'm happy for you. No one should spend their whole life stuck in one paranoid delusion.

I would say one day we might look back on the whole thing and laugh, but I don't expect you to stick around and no one's going to remember the whole thing a month from now--not even me, I am going to make an effort to forget about you.

This is /b/; nothing matters. You can have your ugly girl boob threads and share your hoard of unsubtitled cartoon gifs all you like. It doesn't matter that there's an /s/ and a /gif/, not really. If you're willing to stop shitting up the whole of 7chan with your insanity, I'm willing to ignore you from this point on.

Have a good life, newfag.


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OP 17/10/21(Sat)09:02 No. 773857



>the anons of 7chan both coming together
Stop talking like you're multiple people.

You're just one very sad person with an exceedingly low IQ and such an amazing collection of mental problems that no single other person on this planet has your entire combination of genetic defects.

The good thing for everyone else is that those genetic defects will eventually kill you. So we've got peace and quiet to look forward to once your orderly finally strips you of internet access.


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/10/21(Sat)20:51 No. 773868

>>773857
i'm not dave and I'm not that poster you airwolfing strawberry

also your content is shit


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r000t 17/10/21(Sat)21:55 No. 773869
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Nyan Cat 17/10/21(Sat)21:56 No. 773870
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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/10/21(Sat)21:57 No. 773871
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Bob Ross 17/10/21(Sat)21:58 No. 773872
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O.P. 17/10/21(Sat)23:06 No. 773877
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Reimu Hakurei 17/10/21(Sat)23:59 No. 773879
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