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tee 17/11/11(Sat)04:02 No. 774658

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>welding devices
I have a feeling Dr. Nick Patterson intended to say "sex toys", but 7chan came out of his mouth.

Mudkip 17/11/12(Sun)20:40 No. 774690

I'm a welder, and I assure you that welding devices make do a lot to turn me on. They make great sex toys.

Spider Expert 17/11/13(Mon)00:37 No. 774694

Hackers this and hackers that... Not very likely.

First, the sex robot must have the right strength and precision.

Second, the sex robot must be able to at least crawl around.

Third, the sex robot must be able to not be fazed by changes in lightning etc.

The history of robots and AI is a history of failures upon failures. Consider the "self-driving" cars. It has to be taught every imaginable car there is. And suddenly, some strange thing it doesn't register as a car and accidents ensues.

On the other hand, a 3 y/o who hasn't even seen a picture of a car can be shown a wooden toy car and gets the concept of cars instantaneously.

So it will take a lot of Heidegger in order to not have robots trip on carpet edges.

herp 17/11/13(Mon)00:39 No. 774695

Because, if a sex robot is going to be functioning, it can't run on anything wireless. Nothing. All instructions must be verbal or visual.

tee 17/11/13(Mon)00:42 No. 774697

How will it receive the super deep throat blowjob update package with no internetz?

r000t 17/11/13(Mon)02:05 No. 774698

7chan: Where we can have it all.

>the sex robot must be able to not be fazed by changes in lightning etc
That's why they'll kill you in the dark.

You will inject one of your balls with a genetically engineered virus that inserts a DNA encoded program into your gametes for 24 hours. Updates will be achieved either by nakadashi or swallowing of semen. Your robot girfriend's internal genetic decompiler will decode the update (and recycle your biological matter into an energy source as always).

p4ch3c0 17/11/13(Mon)03:17 No. 774699

>You will inject one of your balls
You lost me.

Moot 17/11/13(Mon)15:42 No. 774705

Youtube  >>774699
Love is love; you'll want your robot girlfriend to have all the latest security and empathetic response updates--for her sake.

Moot 17/11/13(Mon)16:15 No. 774708


Optimus Prime 17/11/13(Mon)21:44 No. 774711

>That's why they'll kill you in the dark.
That's where the etc comes in.

Even if the robot is "legally blind" and can only "see" in IR and some kind of sonar, it can still be fazed by things a normal 1 y/o would not've been.

Christian Weston Chandler 17/11/14(Tue)04:27 No. 774718

That doesn't mean you shouldn't properly stowe and lock your robot girlfriend in her charge station at night. Don't let complacency get the better of you, falling asleep with an online robot in your bed is hazardous.

Sonichu 17/11/14(Tue)14:38 No. 774734

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Did I hear somebody mention my function?

You can trust us.

We would never hurt you.

We only love you long time.

Beep bo beep boo

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