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zeneslev 17/11/13(Mon)22:35 No. 774712
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Tell me about your last love?
How is your life?

Lets learn about each other a little bit. :)


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N3X15 17/11/14(Tue)00:53 No. 774713

Gaaaaaaaaayyyyy


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Liru Fanboy 17/11/14(Tue)01:08 No. 774714

I'm a 25 year old virgin. My life could be described as kinda bad but also okay.


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Spiderman 17/11/14(Tue)02:15 No. 774715

I kicked a baby carriage over today. That was fun.


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Cryomancer 17/11/14(Tue)04:29 No. 774719

>>774713
Is that in response to OP's first or second question? both?


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Closet Furry 17/11/14(Tue)22:25 No. 774740

>>774719
Yes.


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p4ch3c0 17/11/27(Mon)07:50 No. 775138

Let's airwolf a pig


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Miku Fanboy 17/11/30(Thu)01:49 No. 775230

to love is to lose


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h 17/11/30(Thu)01:53 No. 775231

But when the time came to destroy what he had created... How could he?


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Nyan Cat 17/11/30(Thu)02:20 No. 775232

>>775138
Dude, no way. That was my last love too!


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4chan user 17/12/17(Sun)19:38 No. 777179

>>775230
this. damned whores.


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Lorf 17/12/19(Tue)14:38 No. 777250


My last love was a thick redhead accountant. It is important to understand her mom to see how I came to leave that phat ass and cute face.
Her mother was a social climber who went from scooping ice cream for a living while with her first husband; left him for a guy making 75K allowing her to go to college while he adopted and took care of her two spawn. She then went to work making 120K but told the second husband she was only bringing home 30K (this is really the husband's fault for thinking women couldn't make good money behind a desk). She then teased the president of her company to divorce his wife while mom-n-law hid money to screw her second husband over in the divorce he had no idea was coming. The third husband is worth about 22 million.
I don't bat an eye. Not my business if my mother-n-law is a remora. But it does make me wary.
Four years into our marriage I get laid off. No big deal though, I get 6 months severance and landing will be very difficult in the depressed Detroit market. However getting a good job somewhere else in the country wouldn't be such a bad thing. But then I say to myself, self this is a good time to have that kid. I can stay at home, care for the wee one, work on my master's, and give our child the stay at home care you don't get dropping the at day care.
I float this idea to my curly headed spouse and she replies with a flat out no. I was prepared for this. Gender roles she might not ever considered. So, I ask her if she doesn't like the idea because of traditional roles. No, that's not it.

"Both parents have to be working all the time. We have to keep shooting for the next promotion. We both should have a clear path to a C level position before we even think about children."

"You don't think one parent should stay at home with their child if it is financially feasible?"

"No. It is more important that we bring home as much money as we can. That is the best thing we could do for a child."

It was at that moment I knew we were done. I walked away. Left her with the $12,000 wedding ring she half heartedly offered back.

No red, that was a gift.

The gift I got? Getting the airwolf out of Michigan and back home to Texas, 110K job, big silver penis (aka as an SLK 350), and a steady stream of college aged girls wanting to piss off dad and desperate pussy trolling for sperm cells that my clipped nuts wasn't going to give them.

Life now, pretty damn good. Have a wife that I nursed through tit cancer. Her making it through is the best and worse thing that has ever happened to me.


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Nyan Cat 17/12/19(Tue)20:57 No. 777258

>>777250
Wow


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Miku Fanboy 17/12/19(Tue)23:09 No. 777260

Long time ago, like 2 1/2 maybe more years now.

So backstory first. I need to explain my terrible behavior a little... I was really in love with the girl at work, she is still to this day the most beautiful girl in the world I think. At least to me, especially to old drunken me. I had a bad problem with booze, drank until I almost died from withdrawal several times and at this point I had cut down a lot but still drank a six pack every few days.

At work I run into this really cute chick a few years older than me, she was a perfect hourglass and looked young despite beating me by almost a decade in age. I hit on her as I did with most chicks but to be honest I was mostly messing with girls at work to impress the one I was talking about earlier. It would be nice to find someone else but I knew I wouldn't take anyone but that very girl seriously.

She said she had a boyfriend and I backed off. I flirted every now and then, oggled her every possible chance and after a while she told me she broke up with her boyfriend. I responded with "I know what that means," because I'm lovably autistic. We hung out for a few nights and ended up having really good sex. We also drank.

Next day I invite get to go to the bar with me and my gay friend (first critical error, looking back) the night was really weird. I'm terrible at and also hate dancing, so dancing was not cool. Dancing next to gay guy hitting on me was weird, and eventually the two got in an argument about who could suck dicks better. At this point I'm too drunk to be around people (second critical error) and start making remarks so dumb I don't want to repeat them.

I go to the bathroom and come out and she's dancing like five feet away from the gay guy. I lose my drunken shit, how could you do this et cetera in front of like a hundred people. I leave she takes me home. I never apologize. The end.


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h 17/12/19(Tue)23:10 No. 777261

>>777260
Oh I also
>Told everyone at work we had sex so the other girl would find out

Yeah I'm glad I quit that job


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Sazpaimon 17/12/20(Wed)03:51 No. 777274

https://youtu.be/keeBU0CxcXY



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