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p4ch3c0 17/11/19(Sun)07:33 No. 774866
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one night a bride go to visit her bubband.
“husband.”
“yes my dear.”
“will we be married forever”
“until death do us apart”
the irony didnt catch the girl at the time but sooon it would. very soon. that night they got married. the wedding had everyone in the town there, even the girls parents and the husband parents. the party when on until the wee hours of the night when everyone decided it was time to home.
“it was a good wedding” say the husband parents
the bridge and husband go to their ceremony to hawaii. but when they get there the husband changed. he started getting violence. “NO DONT HIT ME” say the girl so she pushed the husband out a window and he died. his hook hand that he got in the war fell off and stabbed him in the back. later the girl goes home after finishing enjoy her honey moon. she goes to tell the husbands parents the bad news
“im afraid i killed your husband” says the bridge
the parents looked concerned for their husbands death.
“i hope you can forgive me” say the bridge.
“no its not that my dear…” and the parents had a strange look in their eye.
“you see, tim (the husbands name) died when he was 3. you were at the wedding all by yourself!”
the girl was so shocked she told the parents to pull the car over. but then they herad a scratching sound. all the police found was a scratched car, a small stain of blood, and a hook hand car in the car door hook.


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Spiderman 17/11/25(Sat)13:17 No. 775051

THEN WHO WAS HOOK?




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