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4chan user 18/03/11(Sun)14:13 No. 779549

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Early 20's lonely virgin here. How to ask my dad to watch porn with me? (Hot female chick stuff)

Sazpaimon 18/03/11(Sun)14:57 No. 779550

Why the airwolf would you want to do that?

Nyan Cat 18/03/11(Sun)15:59 No. 779551

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>ask my dad

N3X15 18/03/11(Sun)16:00 No. 779552

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Moot 18/03/11(Sun)17:27 No. 779553

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Share a 6 pack, then ask him if he ever had a favorite porn star. Then use that convo to talk about what you like. If everything is going cool so far, offer to show him on a phone or laptop. Start giving yourself OTPHJ and see how it goes. The rest is nature.

Your welcome.

herp 18/03/11(Sun)18:23 No. 779555

Gotta ease him into it. Like a warm bath

O.P. 18/03/12(Mon)05:18 No. 779574

cos my loneliness has caused me to become a cuck

Novice Equestrian 18/03/12(Mon)05:22 No. 779575

Since I use an upstairs room and he sits on couch downstairs and can see what is on tv when he looks up, I was playing several dancing youtube videos last night (because kpop dancers are one of my fav things to look at) and he probably did look up to see that was playing. Not sure if I should try doing that again or something else. Not comfortable with pornstar talk I guess

Spiderman 18/03/12(Mon)15:01 No. 779603


Op, this will never happen for you. You are such a virgin, you can't even hook up with your own dad.

Liru Fanboy 18/03/12(Mon)23:38 No. 779609

How you can you be a cuck without anybody to cuck you?

Are you just cucking yourself at this point?

Homicide 18/03/13(Tue)00:06 No. 779610

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In my early 20's I played JRPGs until I realized I could simply go outside and be awkward and fail with girls IRL instead of just watching animu representations of that scenarios.

Instead of playing fantasies of your dad in your head go outside and hook up with real dads in real gay bars. It is way easier than you could possibly believe.

Bill 18/03/13(Tue)16:16 No. 779623

I don't want any gay guys so that won't work. My fetish is being aroused at seeing another guy turned on by same girl I like

Spiderman 18/03/13(Tue)17:59 No. 779624

Ask him to watch a movie with you. Then, put in a movie you didn't realize was porn. Allow the movie to run and watch your relationship with your father transcend into an area most would find quite disgusting, but I find quite beautiful.

Anonymous 18/03/13(Tue)19:39 No. 779625

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Then just go to any strip club, you dense mofo.

Optimus Prime 18/03/13(Tue)20:43 No. 779627

buy an ASS 2 DAD shirt

Miku Fanboy 18/03/14(Wed)02:52 No. 779641

I'd buy one

Bob Ross 18/03/16(Fri)22:07 No. 779698

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>ask your dad if he likes naked drawn anime girls
>sit on a piano bench with him in front of the computer and do a reach-around hand job to each other

4chan user 18/03/17(Sat)01:51 No. 779699

Then go make friends. Seriously, half the shit you are going to talk about is the horrible things you are going to do to that woman who just walked past you guys.

Mudkip 18/03/17(Sat)13:34 No. 779705

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That would require spending money that OP doesn't/isn't allowed to have.

Transportation to said establishment, which MOOOOOoooooommmm won't drive him to.

And, worst of all, it involves going outside, yikes.

Bill 18/03/19(Mon)21:48 No. 779744

ask your therapist next time you see them

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