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poe 18/06/03(Sun)21:52 No. 781305

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Let's say you were just humiliated in front of the whole school. Your bullies stripped you naked and shoved a highlighter up your ass or something. You run off in shame, fighting back tears.

Your oneitis follows you, hugs you tight and tells you that everything will be alright. She presses your head against her chest and you cuddle.

What would you do? What if she shyly admitted that seeing you like that turned her on?

zeneslev 18/06/03(Sun)21:54 No. 781306

gf her and let her beat the shit out of me in private.

derp 18/06/03(Sun)21:57 No. 781307

But in the moment, what would you do? Cry? Pop a boner? Be too startled to do anything?

p4ch3c0 18/06/03(Sun)22:31 No. 781309

Beat the shit out of her and ask her how it feels

Steve 18/06/03(Sun)22:53 No. 781310

Then she'd cry and be totally turned off and go airwolf your worst enemy out of spite.

RIP any chance you ever had with her :(

Brony 18/06/03(Sun)23:17 No. 781314

Rape her then whisper to her ear "this is what turns me on."

Anonymous 18/06/03(Sun)23:19 No. 781315

You can't rape the willing, doofus.

Christian Weston Chandler 18/06/03(Sun)23:26 No. 781316

Bitch wouldn't get turned on by it in the future, making her a better person for having experienced it.

At that point I've stopped another psycho girlfriend from coming into existence.

PrettyPony 18/06/03(Sun)23:35 No. 781318

I disagree. The trauma of having experienced it would make her lust for abuse even stronger. She'd feel the urge to reenact what you've put her through on her future boyfriends.

Marisa Kirisame 18/06/04(Mon)02:05 No. 781320

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> Your bullies stripped you naked and shoved a highlighter up your ass

You're oddly specific here. Is this what happened to you? To begin with you should remove the highlighter from your asshole if you haven't done that yet. Then you should stop using words like oneitis, it only shows that you're a sad bag of dicks who will never have sex with a woman you haven't drugged first. After that you'll stop posting here until you're 18.

N3X15 18/06/04(Mon)02:21 No. 781321

The highlighter isn't really important; what matters is the humiliation. Let's say you pissed yourself in front of the whole school or your bullies catfished you, obtained a video of you jacking off and showed it to everyone. So then you run off crying and your oneitis chases you down and tries to make you feel better (maybe by rubbing your head in her cow titties,although she's totally super shy about being turned on by
whatever happened). What happens next??

So what if I've had a highlighter up my ass since fifth grade? It feels good there. I'm not taking it out. Don't judge me faggot

Bob Ross 18/06/04(Mon)02:32 No. 781324

or what about this

bullies strip you naked in public and make fun of your penis

oneitis sees this

she's never seen a naked boy before so she gets super curious and all wet in her panties

so then she's not sure whether she should comfort you platonically or admit that she got turned on by your cock and that she'd like to touch it

but anyways, you're totally crushed inside and super vulnerable. how do you react to her affectionate attempt to make you feel better?

Conductor Cat 18/06/05(Tue)23:16 No. 781355

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Liru Fanboy 18/06/06(Wed)21:25 No. 781385

Poser. Mine's been there since I was 5 years old. Even doctors can't remove it at this point.

Spider Expert 18/06/07(Thu)04:49 No. 781392

What does rape feel like for men?

But how old are you? I'm 59. The highlighter is fused to my rectum, that's how long it's been.

He-Man 18/06/07(Thu)04:49 No. 781393

What does rape feel like for men?

But how old are you? I'm 59. The highlighter is fused to my rectum, that's how long it's been.

Novice Equestrian 18/06/07(Thu)06:04 No. 781395

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So are you saying that this girl wants to stick things into my pooper? and possibly strip me naked in public? no thanks.

Lorf 18/06/08(Fri)20:59 No. 781408

Or maybe she's just horny from seeing you naked.

Steve 18/07/04(Wed)08:54 No. 781809

>what does rape feel like for men?

Nyan Cat 18/07/07(Sat)06:39 No. 781869

I wouldn't necessarily say that.

If the woman is attractive it can be rather pleasurable. Enough to brag about it to your friends at school. Who then get so insanely jealous they rat her out to the authorities. airwolfing snitches.

On the other hand if its prison sex its never an attractive woman.

4chan user 18/07/11(Wed)02:47 No. 781960

honestly I'd be better off not banging her

Cryomancer 18/07/12(Thu)18:01 No. 781982

If you're enjoying it, it's not rape, you Airwolfing idiot.

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 18/07/13(Fri)05:03 No. 781986

Women enjoy rape so much that most women fantasize about being raped. Some regularly.

Try bringing that up at your trial and see how far it gets you.

Brony 18/07/13(Fri)12:17 No. 781989

It is if you tell people you didn't enjoy it after.

Novice Equestrian 18/07/18(Wed)18:34 No. 782080

Sometimes when you go to college, and do the assigned readings, you learn things.


poe 18/07/18(Wed)19:41 No. 782081

>learn things
You expect far too much of the current generation of undergrads.

Reimu Hakurei 18/07/19(Thu)00:20 No. 782087

Why stop there?

I've met more than a few PhDs who are complete morons outside of a very specialized field of knowledge, and sometimes the basis of that knowledge dated back to the time of their PhD. Newer studies and dissertations that changed that knowledge may as well have not existed.

Humanity is a lot more nuanced and depressing than you realize.

He-Man 18/07/19(Thu)04:51 No. 782092

>Why stop there?

I dont think he realizes that education goes past a bachelor's, which is now the 13th grade in America.

Mudkip 18/07/19(Thu)06:18 No. 782094

>more nuanced and depressing than you realize
I'm a misanthrope.

In reply to >>782080's
>go to college, and do the assigned readings
I don't think he meant PhD students.
I know, three posts is a lot for you to read.

Marisa Kirisame 18/07/19(Thu)13:24 No. 782102


>I'm an amateur misanthrope.

Lorf 18/07/20(Fri)08:02 No. 782114

But if you do the assigned readings and waste enough time and money you'll eventually end up with a PhD.

Miku Fanboy 18/07/20(Fri)08:44 No. 782116

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let her play with my dick

tee 18/07/21(Sat)09:45 No. 782134

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N3X15 18/07/22(Sun)17:49 No. 782160

Quality post from 7chan's Elementary Division

Spider Expert 18/07/24(Tue)00:50 No. 782195

Don't be so hard on yourself.

poe 18/07/25(Wed)21:47 No. 782249


Its called https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelotophilia.

Smarter people than yourself have already studied and defined your dysfunction,


Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 18/09/12(Wed)16:15 No. 783121

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