Sophisticated Gentleman ## Admin ## 12/02/14(Tue)02:01 No. 1 [Reply]

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Hello gentlemen!
You have been awarded your own private club from which you may scorn the local riffraff. If you continue posting at least 25 posts per day for the next two weeks, this will be a permanent board.
If you notice any problems (file sizes, file types) post in this thread. I'm not sure if we want to make this General or SFW, so you can discuss that, too.
Keep it work safe and stay classy.

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How to roll a proper blunt?

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Good day fine gents!

I've encountered a stretch of unemployment, but as I was taking a stroll the other day I volunteered to work the local election. between that and some ermegency money, I find myself with $150 to invest.

I have a $5,000 portfolio which is managed for me, but I thought, for a lark, I'd pick one stock to invest in. To speculate, as it were.

I've heard JCPenny is making a comeback, and I've been told I should also look into Facebook, Best Buy and big box retailers. Although I believe Best Buy is a load of poppycock and is heading for bankruptcy.

I'm interested in entertainemnr companies and tech companies. Maybe Wal-Mart, Disney (seems to be riding too high) Target, Sony, Walgreens, Exxon-Mobil, Verizonm, etc?

Praytell, what should I purchase with my hard-earned wages?

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Good day gentlemen. On this day I wish to ask your preferred literature. While I love to indulge in a great book, I favor reading classic Gothic literature. I love books similar to Jane Eyre, and The Castle of Otranto.

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To all whom it may concern:

I consider myself a patron of the arts, and engage my mind in higher pursuits for the joy of knowledge.
I maintain my body in concert with my mind, staying well-muscled without growing boorish.
I do lounge in low company, but endeavor to be of a stately bearing in mixed company, and am gentle in speech in all places.
I argue in the traditional meaning of the word only, for I am fond of polite debate and spurn the sourly-manged dogfights of heated words.
I ask of others first, only mentioning my pastimes if their mention is sought after.
When asked, I do not ramble, brag, or spin falsehoods.
When I escort my date to various amusements or fine dining, I foot the bill discretely,
without drawing attention to the sizeable paycheque that comes from my respectable employment.

I understand that repetitive "I" statements are off-putting, but feel as though they are applicable in these words.
I am grateful for your fortitude for reading thus far.

My life is charmed, but for this one spot that mars: I am unsure if one may be a gentleman, and also a woman.
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Hello,

I was wondering what vehicles you gents drive.

I have been working hard and saving my money for the past few years. I was able to purchase a G37 and I am proud.

The picture is not my car but almost exactly the same.

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Dear Sophisticated Friends,
Do you have any opinions of what the best cigar for $10 or under is?
I'm fairly new to cigar smoking, but so far I prefer meduros. Have no favorite brands yet, so any opinions will be considered.

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Fellow /class/mates, I propose we create a thread to discuss the application of proper, Queen's English within modern society. A linguistic guide for those occassions when one cannot help but mingle with the lower echelons of society. Let this thread serve as both a dictionary and translator.

Guide for use:
Statements and words used by the lower classes will be translated into porper english. Before each word or statement, there will be an "L" or "H" where "L" means Low English and "H" means High English. Low English statements and words will be followed by a definition or meaning and how one would say it in High English, the opposite will occur with High English.

Feel free to contribute.

L: You what, mate? Alt. u w0t m8
Used when a statement was not heard ot nderstood correctly. Also used as a build up to fisticuffs or an arguement (see "startin'") Translation: I do apologise, but I didn't hear you properly the first time. Could you please repeat your previous statement, good fellow?

L: Pisser, Shitter, Crapper, the John.
The low word for lavatory.

L: You startin' on me?
Starting, or in verb form "to start" is to delibrately aggitating someone to the point that fisticuffs or heated discussion ensues. Translation: Excuse me, but you are aggitating me. Is this a delibrate act to start a fight or heated discussion. If so I am more than willing to oblige.
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Good day fine gents!
I was taking a stroll the other day when I came across a new fencing academy near a local park. I was immediately hypnotized by the beauty of a particularly graceful match, and it got me wondering, what other gentlemanly sports there might be out there?

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Every man is what his hat says, what is your hat /class/?

Ivy cap is mine, but mine is grey.