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Eeyore 16/08/31(Wed)23:27 No. 5021 ID: 5bde38 [Reply]

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I find love and living with others disgusting but I still want it. I feel like I'll live all alone. Do any of you feel like that?

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Eeyore 16/09/10(Sat)10:21 No. 5057 ID: 6b7ffd


Eeyore 16/09/10(Sat)10:27 No. 5058 ID: 6b7ffd

Made me think a little bit more about how I would like to go.

Who do I want at my deathbed and how can I legally enforce it?

Eeyore 16/09/26(Mon)09:06 No. 5075 ID: fdfdf0

Fuck being on a deathbed, that's one thing I want to avoid. If I would have loved ones surrounding me, sure, I would love that. But I see myself dying of old age all alone. Can't think of a more depressing way to go out.

im winke sayward Eeyore 16/09/12(Mon)10:47 No. 5062 ID: 4c4042 [Reply]

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Your parents are going to die.

Pic unrelated, my captcha: Im Winke Sayward

Eeyore 16/09/16(Fri)17:34 No. 5064 ID: f1d3df

I'll die before that

Eeyore 16/09/25(Sun)21:25 No. 5072 ID: 3e4a64

Your parents are going to die, huh? One question, OP: why did you post this on grim? That's a blessing

Eeyore 16/10/02(Sun)20:02 No. 5089 ID: 3f9459

mostly i wanted to post that captcha, so i thought of something /grim/ to post as an excuse. my life is empty like that. for many people the passing of their parents is an uncomfortable, if not sad, reminder of their own mortality.

Eeyore 16/08/31(Wed)23:39 No. 5022 ID: 04d754 [Reply]

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Whatever happened to Kurt Cobain anyhow? Haven't seen him in a while.

Vanonymouse!w.OxY3rAM6 16/09/01(Thu)03:43 No. 5025 ID: fcfe09

He did some heroin and was shot by someone hired by Courtney Love. Supposedly.

Eeyore 16/09/01(Thu)06:50 No. 5027 ID: 3e2f5e

You realy never know with heroin addicts.

Eeyore 16/09/06(Tue)10:55 No. 5043 ID: 966ec8

Kurt has been looking like shit lately, a real fucking zombie type if I have to say so myself. That junkie piece of shit is still shooting dope in Seattle. Seen him last week singing "Heart Shaped Rocks." That son of a bitch

Eeyore 16/09/03(Sat)15:44 No. 5031 ID: d150fc [Reply]

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my chest hurts

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Eeyore 16/09/03(Sat)16:20 No. 5033 ID: c6d794

she was boring. nothing to really say

Eeyore 16/09/04(Sun)14:57 No. 5036 ID: 8b6ae7

I thought she has a murder fetish?

Eeyore 16/09/04(Sun)20:05 No. 5037 ID: c6d794

so what? theyre just an edgy kid with no guts.

psychological banging tunetuna 16/07/25(Mon)10:58 No. 4972 ID: 3f8e9f [Reply]

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i want to feel out of control

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Eeyore 16/08/13(Sat)13:48 No. 4995 ID: 615269

this >>4978
the truth is /grim/

Eeyore 16/08/13(Sat)20:54 No. 4997 ID: 75c683

Does op think he was in control to begin with? lol.

Eeyore 16/08/26(Fri)18:46 No. 5011 ID: 66c046

Also a good way to feel a heart attack.

Eeyore 16/08/13(Sat)10:04 No. 4993 ID: 1b223d [Reply]

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Heya /grim/. A couple months ago I lost my only friends. I had what I considered a good friend for about 4 years, and another for 5. Let's give them pseudonyms: John and Jane respectively. Jane was an alcoholic high-school dropout who was on the brink of suicide. I spent 5 years helping them get their shit straight. Because of me they stopped drinking, became a manager at a pizza place (it's dead-end, but it was the best they could get honestly), and started pursuing education. I also got them out of an abusive relationship. John was an awkward nerd who couldn't talk to anyone, not that anyone wanted to talk to him. I spent 4 years building his confidence and helping him learn to make friends. By this point I have a small group of friends made up of about 6 people if you include me. I bring them in and get them a support group who will help them when I'm not around. We've started to trust each other a lot now and decide that it would be a good idea if everyone moved in with me. I start spending most of my free time looking into places in my area we can afford, with Jane helping a bit. Almost everything we proposed was "Not good enough" for John. This is the same guy working at a cushy job that his parents landed him. He also would literally growl at his parents when they asked him to do chores. By now Jane and I are starting to agree that it'd be better for her to move out without John. After all, he was Canadian and wasn't even bothering much to look into immigration. Regardless, things were still running pretty smoothly and it looked like the move was going to happen.
Last May John came to visit. Things were getting a little shaky between us and I told him not to. He did it anyway. After all, this kid was used to getting his way. I drove an hour to pick him up from the airport. What else was I supposed to do? Let him rot in the street for a week? So he stayed with me for the next 8 days. During these 8 days he managed to somehow ruin multiple things for me. A group that I'm in made it into the newspaper. I was going to be front page, but he photobombed every picture I was in. He damaged my reputation at a club I practiced comedy at. There was a charity for the widows of fallen police officers. I told him he didn't have to go since there would be a lot of people, which he didn't deal with well. He insisted on going, so we sat in the back so he wouldn't have to talk to anyone. He still spent the whole time glaring at people and browsing reddit on his phone. He also stole about $200 from me when he was employed and I wasn't. He refused to apologize for a single thing, so I kicked him out of the group. After a few weeks I message him asking for an apology. Completely politely, saying just that I'd let everything go if he'd just say sorry. He started manipulating the other people in the group onto his side, including Jane. I've been feeling a lot of futility l Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Eeyore 16/08/16(Tue)23:54 No. 5003 ID: 1b223d

Yeah, you're right. That definitely is the right thing for me. I cut them off a while ago but I can't help but worry about them. Well, Jane mostly. I'm just bitter about John.

Eeyore 16/08/22(Mon)08:40 No. 5008 ID: 73d54b

This guy has good advice, but I feel I need to add to it by telling you the brutal truth.

You're a coward and a weakling and a pushover.

Oh, don't worry, this is actually fairly typical (I used to be that way and it almost killed me, and my roommate is VERY this way and he almost completely lost his children in a custody battle because of it). You can change in time. The reason why people like this gravitate toward such enormously horrible people as John and Jane (and my roommate's ex wife) is because they're being emotionally manipulated.

I hate to sound pessimistic, cynical (the kids half my age would call it "edgy") but this isn't a world for "nice people". Humans are fucking barbarians at their core, and violence and abuse is the only way get ahead in the world. You don't really need to me tell you this, because you saw how Jane keeps hooking up with abusive men and how John manipulated your friends against you just by screaming at them. John is a classic manipulative person; his parents aren't necessarily soft, he's just manipulated them, too. (Incidentally, it's really easy to make people dance like your personal puppets, you just need to not give a shit about anyone.) Save your kindness for your family and, after a very fucking long time to weed out the ones who will betray you, a girlfriend/wife. Keep all your friends at arm's length until you learn how to tell the difference between the ones who will use you and the ones who will not. Here's a tip: if they like being around you but wouldn't be at all affected if you died, that's okay. If they "need you", that's NOT okay — get away from those people. All your other "friends" are also completely useless to you if they flipped on you so quickly and easily. They're probably also total pushovers who respond easily to a strong personality like John's.

The key to life is to give only enough of a shit to not completely experience ego-death or drift into sociopathy. You give WAY too much of a shit. You've got two people who walked all over you and you CARE about them? Christ, you're like a rape victim hoping your torn and bleeding asshole is still tight enough to please your rapist. I would expect you to hope they die in horribly painful ways, but that's really not very healthy. Better is to just not give a shit.

Oh and by the way, the only reason why John had a similar main character to yours is because he'd plagiarized your story. I guarantee it. People like that are completely incapable of any level of personal creativity.

Eeyore 16/08/22(Mon)20:24 No. 5009 ID: 1b223d

I'm gonna have to disagree with your general sentiment here. Violence and abuse don't get you ahead. That's what John and Jane are doing and they've gone nowhere in life. I'm in a career I like with a steady relationship. I was obviously over-caring and I have no interest in investing that much of myself into anyone else again.
At this point I'm pretty wary of people, and I know that human nature is inherently flawed, but I still think that everyone can be a good person. It would be wrong to just assume that everyone is completely bad.
As a final note, I really doubt he was stealing from my story. Not because I doubt that he's a thief, but because there were just better ones on the site. I appreciate the compliment, though.

God Logic 101 Lone Wolf 14/05/28(Wed)09:45 No. 3328 ID: cd47aa [Reply]

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Hello Christians, Catholics and believers from all around my favorite shithole, Earth. This weak we will be discussing the logic of the Almighty...

1. I am not a believer, meaning i do not believe in God...(all sneaky double meaning aside)

2. I was raised catholic and walked away from that cult at the age of 16...

Now,sin. a God who created us in His image, which sort of removes the mysteriousness of His divine mystery(*wink*) and set down some basic rules,also known as the 10 Commandments...

The 10 Commandments...
1“I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2“You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.
3“You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4“Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
5“Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
6“You shall not murder.
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Ariel 15/03/29(Sun)22:36 No. 4278 ID: 2023fd

Well. Think of it this way: Jesus fought the clergy of his times because it was corrupt and they were more preoccupied of the politics and power than of the soul of man.

Men gain power over those who are weak of spirit.
Who can gain power over someone that doesn't fear death? That was Jesus Christ! He was a fucking rebel and had huge balls to stand up against the clergy and say and do what he felt.

王小碧 15/04/04(Sat)12:53 No. 4295 ID: 7382f2

So, in a way, he was a motherfucking anarchist. Too bad what came out of organisation based on his teachings.

TripleHammoFingerslamminUbergun!!qyBQWzAGL0 16/08/13(Sat)02:26 No. 4992 ID: ed6647

I haven't seen that meme since 2011.

Eeyore 16/08/08(Mon)08:54 No. 4986 ID: 1f422e [Reply]

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I am a sad piece of shit. I am fucking disgusting to everybody including myself. I am physically repulsive and the worst thing is, I lack the willpower to do anything about it. I just turned 20 a couple of days ago and I weigh over 300 pounds. I am obese. I am clean cut, have great friends, am on the path to the job I dream of, and have a loving family, but I can't do anything to better myself.

There is this girl that I was seeing in college; very dull, kind of a compulsive liar, and a solid 4/10 on a good day. She is the second girl that I had sex with. Now, when I say had sex with, I mean she beat me off because I'm literally to fat and pathetic to fuck her. Call me a masochist, but I hit her up multiple times this past year to come over, not for sex anymore, but to just have a warm body against me so that I wouldn't feel quite so alone. I thought she was my friend. We would talk, and I felt happy for once. Lying there, both naked, we were ourselves with each other.

She let me know today that she got a real man that could fuck her good and that she didn't need a pathetic sack of garbage like me in her life anymore.

The most frustrating thing for me is that I know I need to lose weight. I know HOW to lose weight, but every time I start, I stop again. I am weak.

I don't know what to do, and honestly I'm not sure why I'm posting this here. I just wanted to get this off of my chest.

If you've made it this far, thanks for reading.

Eeyore 16/08/08(Mon)11:17 No. 4987 ID: f7b6c8

Do what Penn Jillette did: eat potatoes for two weeks to reset your food preferences, then eat nothing but green vegetables and berries and nuts and black rice. No salt, no sugar, no animal products, no refined grains. The best way to break your habits is to change them entirely.

Alternatively, realize that you're better off than me, who's over 300 pounds with no friends, no job, and no sexual or romantic experience. Once you accept that you aren't completely shit, find a decent girl, fingerfuck her pussy until she cums, then jam it in until you do.

Eeyore 16/08/08(Mon)15:04 No. 4988 ID: b5a76a

Just eat less. Prevent yourself from eating more than once a day. Keep yourself hungry, and walk.
You have a nice, round, rug? Pace.
When you're a hundred pounds lighter, go to /fit/.

Eeyore 16/08/13(Sat)02:05 No. 4991 ID: ed6647

What you have to do ya son of a bitch is the following
>lose weight
>have sex
>gain height
>seek sunlight
>take a shower
>hit the weights
>get a clue
And that's the bottom line.


Eeyore 16/03/14(Mon)22:01 No. 4808 ID: c50b40 [Reply]

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A few nights ago I had a dream that seemed to last days. In this dream, I was able to rekindle one of the most important and fulfilling relationships I've ever had the good fortune to experience. This girl was one of the true objects of my desire, and I held it in my hand for so long that I forgot what it felt like. Eventually, things came crashing down around me, because this girl also happened to be my best friends sister. I was always told to stay away from her, but she initiated contact with me, and I fell for her due to her natural beauty and intellect. Once her brother found out about us, after about a year, it was over. She didnt know that I never told him, and got upset with me. After a month of trying to fix my wrongdoings, she gave up on me. Thats why this dream was so utterly blissful. I had a second chance in my sleep. A second chance that felt so realistic, that I thought it was reality. When I woke up and realized that I could never repair the old relationship, I was struck with a sense of crippling lethargy that I have not been able to shake. I have a strange desire to ask the girl if she also had a dream about me, but I feel as if that's crossing a line. I really have no point in this post I just figured it belonged here.

Eeyore 16/03/16(Wed)12:44 No. 4815 ID: 63681c

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I had a dream about my ex once. It was so vivid and real...almostlike I was with her. I can feel her still in my mind.
We used to date a long time ago but I had to move away and our relationship fell apart from there.
I am currently unemployed and living with my mom at 25.
She's back in school and about to get married.
I need a drink...

Eeyore 16/07/14(Thu)09:23 No. 4963 ID: 5143f1 [Reply]

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Jeb Bush has no more faith in the Republican Party, the democratic system, or the American people.

We're gonna feel that weight.

Eeyore 16/07/26(Tue)15:23 No. 4975 ID: 4e3a7c

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Bernie Sanders too.

Eeyore 16/08/13(Sat)02:03 No. 4989 ID: ed6647

He is a god damn fat fuck.

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