# Ex opere operantis by VIPPER - 07/25/09 @ 07:38 AM CEST
Word is that some of you commoners cannot muster up the quality to reach VIP and are interested in the program so I thought that we would give you a peek of what you're missing out on.
While you are looking at your bland and basic 7chan page, this is what we are looking at. This will probably be the only VIP content you'll see so get a good look while you can.
OH WAIT, this is too much for your eyes, we should tone this down a bit. Take your scraps.
The VIP Control Panel
/VIP/ in action
Haec olim meminisse iuvabit
# Crescat scientia vita excolatur by VIPPER - 07/24/09 @ 10:33 AM CEST
Looks like I haven't made this VIP thing clear enough so I thought I would explain the whole system a little more.
Step 1: The poster (you) makes a thread or replies to an existing thread.
Step 2: The Kusaba X VIP module scans your post for VIP-patterns made from quality matching strings of text.
Step 3: Counting each VIP pattern, points are added for each one found. This does not mean that one post will bring you to VIP, points are accumulative.
Step 4: After a certain number of points are counted you are granted VIP status thus enabling your VIP panel.
Actually not really, this is all bullshit. You are born VIP, there are no shortcuts.
Vi veri universum vivus vici
# Ex uno disce omnes by VIPPER - 07/19/09 @ 09:22 AM CEST
What does it mean to be VIP?
VIP is life worth living, VIP is the pinnacle of existence. What was once your placid life may soon become more than you can ever hope to imagine.
When is VIP?
VIP is now, VIP is the future and overwrites all pasts in this dimension and next. To post like VIP you must not only BE VIP, but you must think like a VIP. How is that you might ask? Well that my simple minded friend is like asking God how he is omnipresent, these things just happen and frankly they cannot be explained in words. You’re either VIP or you’re mediocre, there is no in between.
Where is VIP?
VIP is all around you, you’ve seen it but you can’t describe it. It’s that ever present feeling that someone’s words jump off the page and rape your mind’s comprehension of reality. There is no end to VIP quality nor is there a beginning, only once you witness it firsthand can you realize what you were missing all along.
Who is VIP?
Well my friend I will not answer that question for you may already know the answer. VIP is all around us, perhaps you may already be VIP, although this is most likely not the case. Become a VIP and doors of opportunity will open, colors will be more vivid, life will be more fulfilling, people will find you more attractive and you will succeed in your future goals.
But where do I begin?
Remember that the road to VIP is long but fruitful, never ending but continuing in another plane of quality.
This is VIP.