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Modern Mom 14/07/27(Sun)18:45 No. 2211 ID: 2547a2 [Reply]
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Okay, so I have a question and since it relates to making money, I thought I'd post it here. Obviously mods are welcome to tell me to GTFO if I'm wrong.

Anyway. I take digital notes of every book I read. This helps me remember the material and pace myself so that I maintain satisfactory retention. It also helps to go over the notes if I need to, use them as reference material, etc.

This gave me an idea of running a blog/website where I'd post short summaries of the books I read. I mostly read non-fiction such as textbooks, essays and scientific papers. Hence, I thought this service would be valuable to students who either are unwilling to get the textbook or need to access the most important parts of the material quickly.

Would this work? Is it permissible in terms of copyright? Would you use this kind of service?

Obviously, all the material will be free and I'll make money from ads and paid link shorteners.


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Modern Mom 14/07/31(Thu)08:10 No. 2215 ID: 3e2241

Sounds kind of like cliffnotes or goodreads, is it like that?


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Modern Mom 14/07/31(Thu)12:02 No. 2216 ID: 2547a2

>>2215
I think it's more like Cliffnotes. Also probably a bit more specialised, since Cliffnotes seems to also have fiction.


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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)13:45 No. 3013 ID: 21de63

>>2211
Seems like a fair idea. But it won't be too big or anything. Don't think you'll make enough to pay rent or anything with it.




Apartments Rick 14/06/08(Sun)05:04 No. 2118 ID: 8c4b00 [Reply]
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Is living in an apartment worth it? I am going to college close to home and currently living there. However I am getting a degree in a job that's not too generous in pay but I still enjoy it and can do it from home. I don't really need a huge house, only video games and a little something for recreation. But since I usually keep to myself, am not messy, and am quiet then would you reccomend living in an apartment? They are cheap and seem to be nice, but if anyone has lived in one, would you reccomend it?


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Modern Mom 14/06/08(Sun)16:38 No. 2120 ID: 872369

Rent is the biggest single expense for poor fucks like me


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Modern Mom 14/06/09(Mon)09:09 No. 2121 ID: a0c6c4

>>2118
If you can live at home, then you should live at home. There's no reason to move out unless you need to move to a different locale, have money to burn, or you're starting your own family.


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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)13:38 No. 3012 ID: 21de63

>>2118
If it's close to your home. Then don't be in a rush to move out and save up your money for something good and be in a better situation after college.




The Lying Escort A pissed off guy 15/03/08(Sun)23:35 No. 2554 ID: 5dacae [Reply]
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So you guys are going to love this one. I called up a hooker for the first time to see what kind of shit I could get myself into. Except, I actually ended up in big shit and had a shit time. She comes down for our meeting 15 minutes late saying she's tired which yeah I can understand but then we get upstairs and it's "wait 5 minutes i'm tired" then we get into it I pay this degenerate 80 pounds (roughly 140 us bucks) for 1 hour and shes already way behind on time, So I get it up and start fucking then I ask her to go on top and she's like nah. Blowjob? Nah. too tired. So not only does she fuck me over, She said in her ad she was completely shaving and the thing was a fucking bush. Then there is her pictures which were either outdated completely or just photoshopped to fuck AND her fucking breath stank! Wtf! I can't imagine how many poor bastards this skank has screwed over. I left early without my money telling her to prepare for a shit review. Then I have her mobile number so maybe I should just give it out? Thoughts on this?


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Modern Mom 15/05/21(Thu)03:40 No. 2590 ID: e2cf8e

Couple of ideas:

1) Use a phone booth, book her for another gig a fair few miles away, then don't turn up. That's 50p to consume her time, money and stitch her out of other opportunities to earn. Repeat ad hoc till you feel justified (Pro Tip: Use a different phone booth each time so you don't get caught out with caller ID).

2) Same as above but rather than not turning up, turn up and bash her brains in.


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Modern Mom 15/05/22(Fri)20:22 No. 2591 ID: 25fc56
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>>2568
This is an underrated comment.

People don't call cheap hookers for high levels of customer service. They call hookers to get their dicks wet. You got your dick wet. It was you, OP, who were the most dishonest of the two of you for not paying.

If you are still married to the idea that hookers should be striving for five star ratings on Angie's List, then do it yourself. Sell your on ass on Craig's List, go that extra mile, and see how much respect you get for it.


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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)12:19 No. 3006 ID: 21de63

>>2554
almost 2 years later and no phone number, OP you are a waste.




anon 14/12/06(Sat)01:40 No. 2485 ID: e49add [Reply]
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Hello /jews/ I have been thinking of a way to make money off of youtube monetizing... it might not be fast but it is sure as hell easy. So basically get one to two or more people who are willing have them make a few accounts and click any ads on videos you have on your channel... simple


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m00t 14/12/07(Sun)08:26 No. 2488 ID: a18893

>>2487
Yes, I see my ban is in play as I am replying to you... Fucking autism


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Modern Mom 14/12/09(Tue)11:50 No. 2494 ID: 61395d
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>>2488
Lol, good thread.

There was a guy claiming to be a Google employee on /7ch/. He claimed that within the last couple of years Google had become the most money-grubbingest whore possible with regard to their monetization policies. P much any up and comer likely to earn a big payout gets nixed on false pretenses, the reasons for which (according to their user agreement) they do not have to supply. He was paid commission on how many new users he could get rubbed off the adsense list.


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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)12:11 No. 3004 ID: 21de63

>>2485
YouTube sure isn't what it used to be.
Adsense is dead.




Modern Mom 14/11/13(Thu)00:52 No. 2445 ID: 75b798 [Reply]
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Hello gentlemen,
I'm stuck in a motel room for the foreseeable future for reasons I shant discuss and am going to do a DIY tatoo, ye old stick n poke and since the rest of the internet are faggots and use Indian ink exclusively I need to know is sharpie ink gunna work, Or am I gunna poison myself? Pic compleatly unrelated.


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Modern Mom 14/11/18(Tue)02:27 No. 2453 ID: 980650

Your post was physically painful to read.


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Modern Mom 14/11/19(Wed)01:38 No. 2457 ID: f26904

all india ink is is lampblack and alcohol. Do this. Use a lighter and burn a piece of glass till it starts to blacken, scrape that off and save it. Repeat... a lot. mix that with alcohol or water. or urine. whatever. bam. india ink. go for the gold, brother


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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)12:08 No. 3002 ID: 21de63

>>2445
Go ahead and poison yourself OP.




Cheap Organics @ Self Checkout Modern Mom 14/10/20(Mon)07:55 No. 2415 ID: c46413 [Reply]
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GREENLIFTING:

So you wanna be like the yoga moms and eat organic bananas but don't got the $$$??????

Just go to the stupid self check-out and ring your gotdang Organic Bananas as regular Bananas (or whatever the fuck else produce you want)~~~~~~~~~~

I've never been confronted about this by staff, but if you are you can just say it was a mistake or w/e.

I'm sure a lot of you have already thought to do this/don't care about organics. Regular bananas make my mouth itch and organic ones don't. I thought I was just mildly allergic to bananas until I had an organic one. Looked into it and apparently the herbicides and pesticides actually move into the flesh of the fruit. shit's cray.


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Modern Mom 14/11/07(Fri)07:52 No. 2437 ID: 38b5fc

>>2418
I highly doubt but cannot guarantee it's not placebo. I never used to give a shit about organics until I ate an organic one at my friends house and noticed that it didn't make my mouth itch. I only found out after I had it that it was organic. I have done blinded tests with a friend and have always been right.

As I said, the pesticides leech into the flesh. It's probably just an allergy to the pesticide or whatever is sprayed on it. I'm not trying to say "Wow this shit is poison!!!!!! omg must detox!!!"

Hehe I also have celiac's so fuck off! I think there are a lot of people just following trends with the gluten-free stuff, but as someone with celiac's i'm totally fine with that as it supports an industry that helps me greatly.
Regardless, placebo effect is still an effect. Though I do believe many more people are having difficulty with gluten as of late I haven't done enough research to backup that claim. To pubmed I go!

this is p. interesting tho: gluten and dairy cause autoimmune reaction in the brain in sensitive people
http://www.mdpi.com/2072-6643/6/1/15


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Modern Mom 15/11/30(Mon)08:12 No. 2778 ID: 5a4584

>>2437
Same experience with bananas here, so I don't think it is a placebo.


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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)12:06 No. 3001 ID: 21de63

>>2415
I worked produce before, that wouldn't have went over well where I worked. Probably would have been barred from the store.




Beating traffic camera tickets & automated toll road fees Clever Jew 12/12/20(Thu)00:11 No. 688 ID: 661b98 [Reply]
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OK so I have this idea how to beat traffic cameras and automated toll roads that bill you by taking a photo of your license plate.

Basically, it's illegal to drive without a license plate and it's illegal to obscure your license plate. But what if you camouflage your license plate in a way that makes it impossible for a machine (or overly time consuming for a person) to find where it is in a photo?

You'd do this by printing a tiling license-plate pattern all over the back of your car and affixing your real license plate over one of the plates in the picture. Or instead of printing your could use 1:1 flexible magnets that have the plate design on them.

What do you think would this work?


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Modern Mom 14/09/06(Sat)09:58 No. 2301 ID: a35ed1

>>2295
Epic


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Modern Mom 14/10/25(Sat)06:32 No. 2428 ID: a4b96d

Till a cop pulls you over and then when the registration doesn't match you're so fucking fucking fucked.


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Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)12:03 No. 3000 ID: 21de63

>>688
I feel as if you'd be pulled over and arrested immediately for that.




Modern Mom 16/07/04(Mon)00:45 No. 2854 ID: 7715bc [Reply]
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Protip - ALDI

If you have one near you, this is a place to pay hundreds of dollars less for groceries. If you buy the right items, thy're even healthy.


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Modern Mom 17/03/17(Fri)12:42 No. 2977 ID: 602cb1

>>2964
Snickers are garbage food with garbage nutrition.


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Modern Mom 17/03/20(Mon)17:19 No. 2980 ID: e05d71

ALDI is shit.
Got amped after paying $5 for some from T-bone steaks. Take them out of the package, start defrosting them.. while waiting, for shit I read the packaging:
Sodium: 10,000 MILIGRAMS.

tttttttthanks.


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Modern Mom 17/04/19(Wed)14:45 No. 2996 ID: e3157a

ALDI is probably the shittiest store. fucking processed meats and canned vegetables




LIFE HACK! Modern Mom 14/11/19(Wed)01:32 No. 2456 ID: f26904 [Reply]
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How it works: If you own a lot of earrings, they can easily get lost or disorganized. Pinterest and other websites have a lot of ideas to help, from hanging them on cheese graters or sports rackets to replacing glass in a picture frame with wire mesh.

How it actually worked: I didn't have a cheese grater or tennis racket to spare, nor the time to measure and tack mesh over a picture frame. So I started looking around the house for other candidates. I had a mesh magazine holder that held glossies from 2011. Bingo.

Life changing?: Yes. Not only did I recycle the magazines, but I also upcycled the office supply into something more functional. I put the pairs of earrings I had on one side, and single earrings on the other side, in case I find their matches. I ended up filling the inside with my bangle bracelets so I got double storage with one item.


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Modern Mom 15/10/27(Tue)07:53 No. 2765 ID: 169f1a

>>2456
Capitalistic cancer


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Modern Mom 17/03/15(Wed)11:38 No. 2976 ID: f1c74b

>>2456
Go away


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Modern Mom 17/04/18(Tue)13:35 No. 2995 ID: e3157a

>>2456
cancer




Make Something Little into Something More The Poor Fag !!IyLwOwZ2Su 13/10/11(Fri)02:57 No. 1679 ID: 932794 [Reply]
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Poorfag here. Like most of you, I only have 20 USD. Are there any ways I can make this into something more?


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Modern Mom 16/12/06(Tue)05:56 No. 2920 ID: 9f7ccb

Throw it in a 401k or IRA.


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Modern Mom 16/12/14(Wed)03:09 No. 2928 ID: 7769ef

>>1934
what if I'm a straight dude that will do anything?


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Modern Mom 17/04/06(Thu)22:58 No. 2991 ID: 61180d
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>>2928
Simple, become bi-curious.
Sucking dick isn't that bad, really, and if you're really a faggot; you'll even enjoy it.





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