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I aspire to live in the side of a hill.
This idea has been in the back of my mind for the past 7 months but I have only just started to put some serious thought into it. How hard could it be to find a secluded area with a large hill and covertly excavate a modestly sized living area?
One need not live in squalor either. The inside of your home would be furnished like a hobbit hole. Think wooden floors, wooden walls, comfortable furniture, and modern amenities, not a dark and fetid hobo cave.
However, there are a couple of problems that concern me.
1. My number one concern is the possibility of your cave collapsing in on itself. I assume you could erect concrete or wooden supports to prevent this from happening but I'm not going to risk my life based on an assumption.
2. In excavating your new home, lots of dirt will need to be moved in a way that does not arouse suspicion. Perhaps the digging should be done during the night.
3. How will electricity be obtained? A generator would be costly and could arouse suspicion due too noise, although a sound proof room could be made to negate this. Stealing electricity from a neighbor is always an option but increases your chances of being caught. Stealing electricity straight from the grid seems like a nice idea to me but I really don't know enough power grids to comment. I would imagine PG&E or whoever supplies the power monitors power usage closely enough to be able to figure out if anyone is illegally tapping in.
4. Plumbing could be a serious issue, although I'm willing to go without this one.
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there's this radioactive bush that i know of that grows up to this power lines (i call it "bud tree" when i drive by it) i thought about digging a hole under it throwing a tarp on it and slowly carving out some living quarters slowly and meticulously inside the bush over time. What do you guys think, do-able?
Read The $50 and up Underground House Book. It's the basic book for earth-integrated houses.
It wouldn't be cheap to do, not if you want modern things like plumbing and electricity. Although being underground you wouldn't need to worry about heating and air as much as normal homes, so that's two less expenses if you're serious about it. Now I'm intrigued with the idea.
Ok so I fucking posted asking for help on /lit/ and I guess I should have known better and should have come my ass right here.
Someone help me out with pirating textbooks before University starts back up, got enough expenses as is without having to worry about ten trillion text books.
Just a few sites to go to will be great, not asking people to look up the books for me.
The #bookz channel on the Undernet IRC channel has books, but I haven't seen many textbooks there.
for primary texts etc in arts, humanities, social sciences, philosophy:
http://aaaaarg . org/
Tell them you're a student looking for textbooks when you register
you can get textbooks online as pdf files
How does one find a job in this day and age? Ways to get hired or other ways to obtain wealth legal or not would be greatly appreciated.
Ive been unemployed since the summer started and applied to ~20 jobs and only been called on one interview so far (at Lidl lol, yeah I live in Europe) its really starting to suck to always have to use saved money and not not being able to move out of my parents place.
If you dont have any advice you could just share your poor stories and feelins.
>therefore, getting a job is useless and I should wither away on welfare forever
YOU'RE SO RIGHT
It's assumptions are not scientific, but its observations are correct. Even the most "antisocial" feel good when helping others. Als see how close (not chatty, facebook) friends like helping eachother, and disproportionately so in groups.
Hitting your girlfrind with gifts is blunt and tactless, but the basic principle is solid.
hey OP you aren't thinking outside the box, you aren't looking for a job, you're looking for money, keep an open mind to welfare, dumpster diving and urban farming
I've donated plasma twice and I've made $50 per donation. What other bodily fluids can I sell for some money?
you can sell kudder to a jackass
I think you can donate stem cells for research...
hair for wigs.
bone marrow if u dont feel liek living.
give your body to science and get the money then
Do you guys know of any good websites?
I've tried undernet's #bookz and didn't have much success in the past, so I wouldn't recommend that except as a last resort (unless there's some other channel for textbooks?).
Google can be decent
Best thing i've ever used is whatcd, ask people you know online for an invite, people will often download stuff for you and stick it on mediafire as well if they don't have invites but are generous enough. I'm studying engineering and even the huge sharehappy mob of indian overseas students couldn't find one or two of the books i found (and spread to them). also found the lecturers' edition of one book which was about 5,000 pages long and had answers to the randomised summative online tests, which was a fucking nice bonus
if you want/need a hardcopy, go with with the guy above's advice about getting stuff off amazon for really low prices secondhand. failing that, get a digital copy and have it printed and bound at an office/stationery store for $20-$50 max.
be sure to test the waters with any subject you do for a couple of weeks to work out whether you actually need the textbooks or not. often you just need the lecture notes, which for me total around $160 a year ($20 per subject), minus $20 for each subject i print them out for 4 slides to a page using my university printing quota
if you need a textbook for an open-book exam, try to borrow it from the university library. make sure you know the lending rules inside-out because there will probably be something like 3 copies, and more than 3 people who want them. borrow the book and keep renewing it, keep it overdue if someone reserves it just before the exam and the library doesn't do money penalties for students. also steal the book from the library if you lack morals, you rootless jew.
most colleges have something similar to what you need in the library. You buy/borrow the book, scan/take pictures of it, print it off with tuition money, return book.
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Hey /adv/isors, I'm the one hitting the road this time. Basically I have a medical condition not covered by insurance or parents, literally no assets and 2 years of high school left. So I'm going to get a GED and some kind of job in order to pay for the procedure that I won't get into here.
Unfortunately, I'm getting kicked out of my house once I drop out, and I'm not sure where to go. In New Jersey, that officially qualifies as me being fucked, so I could go on state living, but I'd rather that be a last resort.
There's two main problems; no income at the moment and nowhere to sleep come my 18th birthday. Even though I supposedly have friends, family, and a girlfriend, they're probaby don't legitimately like me at all because they've pretty much all told me "Come to me if you're going to die, otherwise fuck off," except for one estranged friend from a detention center and an unexpressive uncle with wife and a kid, so it looks iffy. Any ideas here? Where do homeless people sleep that's okay for back support and not gettig robbed? Would volunteering a firehouse and staying for night calls work? Lots of demand, free stay.
PS: Sorry for bitching about state assistance. Maybe it will be okay??
It's not plastic surgery, it's a muscular problem doctors tell me to just fuck right off with instead of helping. So, I need fo find a cash doctor guy.
>It's not plastic surgery, it's a muscular problem doctors tell me to just fuck right off with instead of helping.
So basically you should be doing physiotherapy but because you can't stick with it you're trying to take surgery as a short-cut. Doctors won't sign off on it because you haven't tried option A first.
You're like a fat bitch who'd rather get liposuction than go on a diet.
How easy would it be to get a manual labor job where you live? You might have no other choice but to sleep on the streets if you won't accept state living. Is there anywhere you could keep your valuables? Will your parents let you at least keep your valuables 'round their house if you can't live there?
At least you're planning ahead, which is what most people aren't doing.
* Looking to buy a radio antenna? Just cut the copper out of a old power cord.
* Buy pop from a gas station instead of a fast food joint. You get like twice the amount for half the price.
* Learn about cars so you never have to waste money on mechanics.
* A gun is cheaper than a home security system.
i'll start with your answer and elaborate, bump for new thread, except instead of saving money, let's save time, because i've been wasting alot of time AND money lately and let's face it time is money so there's a little bit more to this equation than ya'll are dwindling at
>purchasing a shitty little Chiltons manual
The only good car manual is a Haynes manual. Seriously. I've built (70%) of a car using one of these.
the tact is to find a buddy with the same model and year and copy their shitt maane... its called an alabama manual, or do like i do and get a job, you'd be surprised... solves alot of problems... talk shit...
Does anyone else do it? I currently make around 30 bucks per month from writing articles, I got together with a few contacts and made a network of blogs that we all cross promote on and stuff, googleads/jewtube etc are great, but it can take ages of empires to be able to touch the money you have earned.
tldr; A thread about making cash online. Pic is a cool owl.
Okay, part 2:Ads and advertising
Once your site/blog is up and has been around a while and is updated regularly then you can start making money from ads. A lot of people swear by google adsense, but plenty don't. In my case,, the very first blog I set made me 80$ in under a week, but it was flagged because....well, I still don't know what for actually, all I got was a vague email saying my site was a danger to their advertisers of something, then *poof*, there goes my account AND my 80 bucks, never to be seen again.
To avoid this happening to you, BE SAFE. That means no telling people to click on the ad, no offering things in exchange for ad clicks, and for goodness sake, DON'T click on your own ads.
There are many companies that want webmasters and bloggers to work with them to promote/discuss or review stuff.
I use blogsvertise myself, they don't have a referral thing for new bloggers, only for advertisers, so it wouldn't do any good for me to put that in this post/board.
My blog used to have tons of articles on it but a server error wiped them all out and I had to start over and age the blog again until I could submit it. There are a few types of tasks you can do for blogsvertise to get paid, a couple of examples are:
PC (pay per click) Basically a company gives you a banner and then you slap it onto your blog and every time someone clicks on it, you get money, right?
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Does anyone have experience working for online transcription services (for things like subtitles, closed captions, etc...)? I can type quickly and edit my own work; I looked into it before, but like most Work From Home! "opportunities", I found it difficult to discern which, if any, of the employers were valid.
I know someone who does online surveys and gets money for it, she's been doing it for a couple of years probably averaging 20 minutes a day (at a rough guess; might be more, probably isn't less). She's made around $200 in total, one withdrawal was $100 and the others were all $25ish. I think the name of the site she uses is rewards-central, it's a hub for a bunch of other survey sites. The reason you need a hub is that each of the actual survey sites only lets you do a small handful of surveys per day. The surveys can take anything from a few minutes to a couple of hours, but often partway through you're told you're ineligible (eg for not shopping at Target or something like that).
It'd probably be quite easy to game the system so you're never ineligible by just spotting what the survey wants and pretending you buy that thing, but what you can't do is enter answers super super fast, or you get booted out of the survey for "cheating".
Overall if you put in something like an hour a day, you could probably make $10 a month doing this easily. That's a better return than pretty much anything posted so far in the thread, and much more consistent.
Now step back into the real world. $10/month is absolute piss, you could make that much in a single day just asking people for spare change in the street (or 'money for a bus ticket'). It's $10 for 30 hours of work, which is 33c an hour. There is no reason to ever consider doing this unless for some reason you're physically incapable of leaving your house, at which point you're probably eligible for some kind of disability/unemployment payment. Mow your parents' lawn once a month for $10. Mow the lawn for your housemates once a month for $10 between them. Take bottles from garbage bins all day and give 100 to the recycling plant for $10. I really can't think of a situation where this kind of money off the net is worth having, except maybe if you live in a third world country and can live off $10 a month.
Alright you leather-skinned crackheads, this thread is about crafting weapons from random prole shit, that won't get you locked up for possessing them.
If you live in one of the many urban slave ships in our shitpile country, you are at a heightened risk for everything violence-related. From cops nailing you to the floor to meet a quota to minorities not being satisfied with their welfare, you are a potential target who projects corny, weak, whiteness.
This thread is about weapons that ACTUALLY work, can be improvised, are not skeevy/illegal, and cost next to nothing.
My personal favorite is simple to make, it's a shitty bic pen (non transparent) that I filled with epoxy, leaving the ink and ball part still inside. This ensures that the plastic will not bend or give when you jab someone under the ribs or in the neck.
To craft this one into an actual stabbing weapon, you can remove the tiny ball at the tip and, in a circular motion, scrape the inside of that tiny chamber to sharpen it. While the "edge" is tiny, it will go through a t-shirt and provide a tiny hole in their skin that you can shove the pen through with enough pressure, acting like a spike.
martial artist x 5, a skateboard works alot of the time, a car works even better, on a bad day i'll roll around with a jack handle, a screw driver works (or a pick) academy sells really b.a. fixed blade hunting knives (real heavy duty, grip with your thumb, you don't have to worry about the knife folding on you and cutting you, real olde school) beer bottles work, if your homeless like i've been frequently leave the ones you drink and can't find a trash can and the ones you find lieing around standing up for quick use, and if your leaving an area for new grounds, make sure you throw one or two through the window of some housing ass nigger who was talking shit when you happened to go to the store in your p.j.s... an extention cord works too but ju jitsu is alot easier even than that, oh and my glock 19 in my parents attic/ my dad's 22 rifle whatever lol anyway i'm rambleing... there's no replacement for displacement and I've displaced alot of shit around my hood so don't try me... and stay in school! i got warrants... poison works, i've been wanted to burn someones house down but that'll work it's self out. I threw someone out of my car before... never contemplated drowning someone but you get the picture, throw them under the train.
With some potassium nitrate (as fertilizer at Home Depot), sugar, and baking soda, you can make a smoke grenade.
Useful if you need to clear out a supermarket so you can "buy" things on the cheap, and as cover if you're starting an insurrection against your state (Warning: revolutions are illegal).
get a big fish, from the store or the closest waters. it needs to be at least 3Kg so fishing it can be tricky. just put it in the freezer and everytime you go out take it with you. cops will never believe that a guy was beaten with a fish. if they ask you, you can just tell that its your dinner.
a hard dildo works great too
sorry for the typos, im drunk.
I've been wondering for some time about a possible situation where income would be very low and where I have to cut out a few things like internet to be able to pay my debts faster. What would you recommend to have handy as a form of distraction around the house while things would pick up again?
Torrent-wise, what would you recommend to download which you judge can last a good while as a mean of entertainement? I don't expect to cut internet anytime soon but it happened before and I barely had anything handy to pass time. I want to avoid this situation again and especially where I live, there isn't much to do for free.
Download entire 7-season 90s TV series, like Star Trek, X-Files, 90s Simpsons, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Trailer Park Boys, etc, or whatever you find immersive enough to make you forget you're poor. Low-medium quality is like 30-50GB per show.
Maybe download an encyclopedia and read random shit. Compton's used to have a format that was really fun to browse (back in 1998) but no idea how it looks now if it even still exists.
wget your favorite website and cache it locally.
Download pimsleur language courses and learn yourself some words in a foreign tongue. If you like sports I'm sure there's a management simulator for your preferred sport available for download, you can pass shitloads of time with one and often they're highly addictive.
Download David Attenborough docs Blue planet, life etc, get a load of them. Find a program called Rough Science, download all of it and watch the shit of it and learn shit. Go to docuwiki and download more documentaries and educational shit.
Again if you like sports, download classic games. Also buy a bottle of 1000 50mg diphenhydramine online so you don't get bored.