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Knowledge+is+power. 13/09/01(Sun)15:57 No. 1591 ID: cb9fa8

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How do you plan to keep the company of women when you are older and still poor?

I'm not trying to mock anyone. I just can't get over the despair myself. What are you doing to avert the crisis?

Modern Mom 13/09/01(Sun)20:40 No. 1592 ID: 3ec36d

Fuck, I can't even keep the company of women now, let alone in my abysmal future.

Modern Mom 13/09/17(Tue)11:20 No. 1624 ID: 751651

Older women care less about money and material possessions, they just want a nice man around. Be nice.

Modern Mom 13/09/17(Tue)20:41 No. 1633 ID: a4e091

... and kids, don't forget kids. Unless they're post meno. if that's the case they've either got kids and want you to be the new daddy or they're too 'independent' to have kids and just after a man for his money which'll put you out of luck.

Modern Mom 13/09/22(Sun)00:25 No. 1636 ID: 5fa15d

1.Start changing your financial situation NOW, rather than when you're too old and lazy to care.

2.Take care of yourself physically, eat healthy.

3.There will always be milfs and girls with daddy issues.

4.If all else fails, try mail order brides (another thing that won't go away)

5. If you fail at THAT, massage parlors (not really a solution but still)

6.Can't do that either? Internet only ldr's under an attractive alter ego. If you do this, spend at least a year formulating excuses not to meet in public/on cam for any reason as well as collecting thousands
of photos of your alter ego. Be aware that doing this carries a risk of the OTHER person potentially being in your exact position.

7.STILL can't succeed? Search bdsm clubs for women with a fetish for failures, though the supply of that type rarely lasts long in the wild.

STILL!? Pretend to be homeless and flirt with vagrant women, there is a chance you'll be slightly more desirable than actual homeless men.

If even this yields no results, hit up your local mental institution or chemical dependency ward. Be prepared to get sneak in or fake symptoms if you're not mentally ill or an addict.

Modern Mom 13/09/27(Fri)18:08 No. 1646 ID: 017341

>If even this yields no results, hit up your local mental institution or chemical dependency ward. Be prepared to get sneak in or fake symptoms if you're not mentally ill or an addict.

hahahaha the good old 'stick your dick in crazy' idea.

That Guy 13/10/06(Sun)17:55 No. 1658 ID: e6357c

Just to clarify, are we talking about the actual companionship of women or are we talking about sex? The OP seemed to indicate both. I am not making any particular plans myself because none of my long term plans (and there have been many) have ever worked out at all. People my age who have been living impulsively seem to be much better off in terms of personal fulfillment and financial success. If we are talking about YOU, there are a few more options. If you really are more interested in the company of women, you should develop of interests which take you where the women you want to meet are located. Join a church or volunteer for a charity. Either way, you should make and keep plenty of friends and possibly friends with benefits. If you are a wanting sex, this comes down again to the type of woman you desire. As a general strategy, be the entirely awesome guy that you would want to bang if you were a woman. The women will find you. If you really want to bang young and attractive chicks as a gross old fart,

continued That Guy 13/10/06(Sun)18:15 No. 1659 ID: 5c62e5

...you have to stick your neck out and take some risks. If you allow yourself to become paralyzed by fear of embrassing yoursellf, nothing will happen for you. Anon's suggestion of screwing a crazy is a good example of this. You have to put yourself out there. Try this exercise. Find the local porn production studio for websites. I bet every city on the planet has one by now. Knock on the front door. Introduce yourself. Say that you are there to audition for the role of the old dude who porks younger women. If the studio ever needs such a performer, it less easy to go through a modeling studio than recruit the guy who is already at the door. My issue has never been meeting women. I just happen to be trapped in a sexless marriage. I find other reasons to appreciate my wife, and I cope.

Modern Mom 13/10/09(Wed)18:26 No. 1673 ID: 00e547

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faggot do you even print scrn

Modern Mom 13/10/12(Sat)06:21 No. 1688 ID: 751651

Be really really good looking.

Modern Mom 14/09/07(Sun)00:49 No. 2303 ID: ad6abf

grindr buttsecks

Modern Mom 17/05/05(Fri)13:54 No. 3017 ID: 21de63

I'd rather be alone. It's cheaper that way.

Modern Mom 17/05/07(Sun)15:05 No. 3020 ID: 0f847c

I guess if I haven't found love by then I'll just fuck off to southeast asia and fuck gold digging 20 year olds like some creep until I have a heart attack.

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