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Make Something Little into Something More The Poor Fag !!IyLwOwZ2Su 13/10/11(Fri)02:57 No. 1679 ID: 932794

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Poorfag here. Like most of you, I only have 20 USD. Are there any ways I can make this into something more?

Modern Mom 13/10/11(Fri)23:24 No. 1685 ID: da67da

Try the lottery.

Modern Mom 13/10/11(Fri)23:45 No. 1686 ID: 7afa67

Put it into a savings account, where you get 0.02% interest, and a 5.00 deductible for not having enough money in your account.

Modern Mom 13/10/12(Sat)09:26 No. 1691 ID: c7ee44

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Origami. It can become a beautiful pair of birds if you cut it into squares and discard a bit in the middle.

Change. It can become as many as two thousand pennies if you go to a bank and ask nicely. Or you can exchange it for two thousand OLD pennies which will almost certainly garner you a few oldies but goodies certainly worth ever so slightly more than a penny due to their age. Pennies minted before a certain year are also entirely copper instead of copper cladding over zinc. These can be melted down as used as a cheap source of copper ore. Highly frowned upon by the U.S. Gov't. You could do well and exchange pennies for an integral number of Quarters by purchasing a penny mill and installing it at a monitored location. The machine allows people to crank a gear reduction drive press which turns a penny into an oblong shape with a commemorative image hopefully related to the place your machine is located. ie, monkeys at the zoo. An image of Jefferson Davis impressed over Lincoln's memorial, whatever floats your ironclad- theses machines are like printing money.

Another thing you can do is use it as the source art for a much Larger (4x) color photocopy ( two sided please). Then you can attempt to pass these outlandishly sized bills as real tender to tender rubes from exotic lands or retards who might believe your story of finding a few older bills like these from the 1950's when money was based on the Gold Standard and thus being worth more was Larger to reflect this- It's more epic if you claim it's value is its size factor larger than the denomination. This idea came from a news story where someone was convinced by a steely hardened straight faced criminal who managed Not to laugh his ass off as he bought crap at a convenience store with a novelty carnival fifty and convinced the clerk to accept his old money.

You can invest in several packs of cigarettes and sell the sticks in single quantities to people lacking their fix outside restaurant or hospital back doors.

Locate the nearest Indian casino and play "guess what number I'm thinking of!". Or you can play the roulette wheel and take a chance of making it bigger. Off track betting is a sure way to make it smaller, even if you initially win, the resulting pile of bills might seem easily multiplied over again and subsequently lose it all with a sure certainty as much as having to pay taxes on a big win.

You can buy pennies and leave them in your neighbor's lawn and get yourself injured by the resulting regular landscapers and sue them for negligence when after initially stopping to see what was going on, they are forced to continue by the minor landed gentry's barking orders to carry on and damn the machinery.

This might be the best thing, purchase a box of stationery and some stamps and write to your creditors and ask them to please reduce the interest rates on your loans so that you might continue payments instead of defaulting on them. They would rather reduce your interest rate than send you to collections. Ask for a reprieve on interest for a year or six months or a very reduced interest rate ( under 4 percent is best).

You can also spend fruitful hours avoiding work and typing bullshit on the Internet if you happen to find a few bills like that..

Modern Mom 13/10/18(Fri)12:36 No. 1698 ID: 9150dc

Buy a pack of cigarettes then sell individual cigarette too different smokers for $1 or $2 a piece

Modern Mom 13/10/23(Wed)19:09 No. 1708 ID: 3e2241

If all he has is $20 he probably doesn't have creditors, unless he's in college I guess.

Modern Mom 13/10/29(Tue)08:16 No. 1714 ID: 4378c7


you can actually buy cigs for about 20 bucks per block from Moldova or Ukraine, I think Marlboro would be easier to sell in America but they cost around 25, also there's a low risk of running into customs.

Modern Mom 13/11/08(Fri)09:42 No. 1739 ID: 574867

Buy something, and sell it at a higher price. Like cigs or weed.

Modern Mom 13/11/13(Wed)13:42 No. 1742 ID: d16f83


I've seen people do this at bars. They'll buy a pack of cigarettes and sell them at $1-$2 a cig to whoever happens to be in there. It's not gonna make you crazy money or anything, but it'll cover your drinks for the night.

Modern Mom 14/02/05(Wed)08:11 No. 1888 ID: deca36

1.- Buy weed.
2.- Sell weed.
3.- Repeat.

Modern Mom 14/02/25(Tue)13:02 No. 1934 ID: adca88

Buy some trash slut clothes go to street corner and get sucking

Modern Mom 14/03/13(Thu)17:58 No. 1969 ID: 12c1a6

That's your answer for everything.

Modern Mom 14/03/19(Wed)17:45 No. 1976 ID: 937cda

I don't think anybody would pay that man.

I'm in high school and people pay 50 cents for a cigarette, there's still profit to be made at that price though.

Modern Mom 14/03/25(Tue)06:46 No. 1985 ID: 0e89d2

go to a bank and ask for change in pre 1965 quarters

Modern Mom 14/03/31(Mon)08:20 No. 2001 ID: d7b69f


I always sold ciggies for a buck each.. 20 bucks out of 7? good deal

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Modern Mom 16/10/16(Sun)04:30 No. 2890 ID: ea46a4

1) buy bitcoin
2)sell bitcoin
3) ???
4) profit!

Modern Mom 16/10/20(Thu)21:53 No. 2891 ID: dccf1b

You could also head to the discount cigarette and buy a bunch of 20 per pack "cigars" and resell them for 4 or 5 bucks to know nothings.

I live in Texas so I don't know if these stores exist in your area, I found mine in a realllllly poor area.

pedro 16/10/31(Mon)19:22 No. 2898 ID: 8985a7


Modern Mom 16/12/06(Tue)05:56 No. 2920 ID: 9f7ccb

Throw it in a 401k or IRA.

Modern Mom 16/12/14(Wed)03:09 No. 2928 ID: 7769ef

what if I'm a straight dude that will do anything?

Modern Mom 17/04/06(Thu)22:58 No. 2991 ID: 61180d

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Simple, become bi-curious.
Sucking dick isn't that bad, really, and if you're really a faggot; you'll even enjoy it.

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