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Post-Modern Mom 12/11/05(Mon)03:48 No. 468 ID: 846bd5
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If I were to start stealing things from stores to save money, how would I go about it? Related question: If I were to begin selling things I stole from stores, how would I go about it?


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Modern Mom 13/06/23(Sun)12:21 No. 1418 ID: fc36d7
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>>1416
You honestly believe you will go to prison for petty theft?


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Post-Modern Mom 13/07/06(Sat)10:20 No. 1452 ID: a6d779

>>601
I do this all of the time with pens and small items like flash drives. It's so easy to do.


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Modern Mom 13/07/07(Sun)06:21 No. 1453 ID: 39548d

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Modern Mom 13/07/09(Tue)05:24 No. 1460 ID: d1aa3d

This is a terrible idea.

That is all.


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sage 13/07/09(Tue)05:58 No. 1462 ID: 72e71f

>>997
Some of the older Kmarts only have the giant dome cameras and those can be easy to avoid. They often use the white eas tags that they stick to the outside of merchandise and can be peeled off.


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Modern Mom 13/07/10(Wed)09:57 No. 1484 ID: b0e2dd

We used to use Lizzie bags to steal from high end department stores. Stealing sunglasses is huge if you can find a safe place. We used to rack shit at Oakley because my friend stole a key from behind the counter. You can also steal maxi-shears or similar wire cutters to cut off security devices. Leather can be a big score and once you've cut it away, just wear it the fuck out. Now you can go sell it or find another retailer that carries it, return it for store credit and you just bought some new gear. REIand the like have highend gear that rarely goes on sale. Look on their site and elsewhere to find compact items of high value and use the Lizzie bag method, though if you pocket it and buy some other trivial thing you can just leave and not stop when it goes off, later you can return the thing you bought with a reciept for your money back at another rei.

Food should just be walked out. Bring one of those reusable bags and fill that shit, but be quick about how you leave - don't take the beer run route straight from the back to the door. Walk behind some cashiers le you just left a line. Only do that at busy times.

Sell on craigslist sometimes, but diversify and use other sites like Amazon or eBay when selling a consistent product like "outdoor apparel"

Remember, almost all places have a policy that will keep a security guard from touching you but they can follow you if they feel safe (some will to be heros even if you could stab hm). You need to have an exit strategy that allows you to get out in 2 ways, so plan ahead and park our car facing the best way out where traffic won't be an issue, but also know the area so you can dip out in a non-obvious direction and call a friend or a cab.

Their is so much I cold learn you son, but my racking days are done.


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Doctor 13/07/20(Sat)18:35 No. 1500 ID: 157b9c
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Steal food, expensive food like meat and cheese, it is easy to sell for half price and you get a decent meal that day too. Put carrier bags in your shopping basket and as you walk round fill the bags with steaks n stuff, at a opportune moment take the bags and walk out. Do not be scruffy/dirty. Do not go anywhere near the alcohol shelves. Make sure store is as busy as possible. If you think they are onto you go put everything back and leave.


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Modern Mom 13/11/27(Wed)07:56 No. 1763 ID: f73a36

>>916
Yes, hold a TV remote up to a webcam and press a button. The little thingy will flash, and even though your pitiful human eyes can't see it, the advanced photonics of the camera will.


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Modern Mom 13/12/03(Tue)20:04 No. 1770 ID: 2913e8

I have stolen over I'd say $500-$1000 in items from Wal-Mart every year for the past 4 years. (Only 19) Ask me anything


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Modern Mom 13/12/13(Fri)22:05 No. 1792 ID: 740f9c

If they do this and they ask you if you "want to come with us" you say "no thank you" and walk away. Ditch the items where they can't see you if possible. They do this to you in the store which means if you do have something on you, it's not stolen (since you're in a store). They *ask* you if you want to go with them because then you admit you're willing if you say yes to that question and they make you think you have to go with them. Legally, they can't just hold you in a small room against your will. I think security can keep you in the store while they get actual authorities, but they can't hold you against your will or make you go anywhere with them.

Really it's not worth getting busted for this so I guess know the place, know where the cameras are and be sure you're not being watched. Be crafty and know the law. I'd get a partner but the less people that know the better (since people will snitch if it gets them off the hook). Don't be dumb and steal something that will set an alarm off- i.e. electronic items. I believe bananas and other food does this at Walmart but I can't imagine you're trying to steal food to re-sell it.

If you're trying to sell stuff, hang on to it for as long as you can- but have a place to hide it. Don't leave it in your house or something and then let the cops in later. Stash it with a buddy if possible, I'd say at your storage but you could get busted if the police get a warrant- if you do put it in your storage have one of those round heavy-duty locks (the cut-proof ones). The actual selling, maybe on craigslist but if it was something valuable or something that was obviously stolen, you can get busted that way. If it's something untraceable (i.e. not a TV or an electronic device) take it to a pawn shop out of the area the next time you are away. Sell things to private buyers in person (people you know and trust). You could sell it online on sites like eBay as well, ship it out of the country if the opportunity comes.

These are just some basic tips that people tend to overlook. Mostly you'll have to improvise and use your common sense to get away with it.


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Modern Mom 14/03/28(Fri)04:32 No. 1993 ID: 9c1726
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Okay, I've practised shoplifting for years some time ago, and heres what you do:
1)Pockets suck. Sleeves go a long way for candy bars, markers, pencils, even cigars. The more constricting sleeves, the better. Don't however, let your loot stick out - the thicker the better.
2)Pockets suck. Anything larger goes in your pants, behind your belt - spray paint, boxes, bottles. Belt goes a long way. Would not work if you're skinny, for obvious reasons.
2-2)Don't put items, that you would feel uncomfortable with at your dick. Don't walk funny.
2-3)Work with one hand. If you really have to use both hands to shove a candy bar up your pants, like it often happens in tv shows, my son, you may happen to be retarded.
pre3)For both 1st and 2nd points I would like to thank my blazer jacket, which covers my crotch.
3)Find a blind spot from cameras and crew. Haul your loot and only then stuff it in your pants, silly.
4)Second time you go to a shop, have a look around, walk around, as if you were confused. If an employee as much as looks at you, get out.
5)Best to work in pairs. Alone you look so vulnerable and sneaky, two of you can cover each others backs, yet three people make a crowd, which is, of course, suspicious.
6)Keep multiple items in multiple locations. Even if someone busts your sleeve, you still have those beer bottles sitting on your dick, bubble gun in front right and back right pockets, and a pack of cigs in your coats inner pocket. Don't steal a lot of objects, though - you are saving, not living on your skill, Robin Hood.
7)Keep a cool head. Prepare yourself, experienced employees spot a jumpy guy - jumpy means trouble. Try to lift your own items, to see if you have chosen the right clothing.
8)Don't smoke before lift. POCKETS SUCK. Smoke after.
9)POCKETS SUCK.


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Modern Mom 14/03/29(Sat)09:14 No. 1995 ID: dbbebd

>>580
I was always afraid to steal from super markets because I assumed that the alarm would go off if I walked out the doors.


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Modern Mom 14/03/29(Sat)17:12 No. 1997 ID: 9c1726

>>1995
Those only work with items that have beepers. Often - liquor, brands clothing, electronics... Beepers are small plastic things attached to such certain products, to protect the most expensive ones from being lifted.


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Modern Mom 14/03/31(Mon)05:39 No. 2000 ID: dbbebd

>>1997
Can I get an image as a reference? Nothing's coming up on google


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Modern Mom 14/03/31(Mon)14:50 No. 2002 ID: 9c1726

>>2000
I call them beepers, because if you try to pass exit, exits gonna beep. Few products have RIFD chips on them, which, after purchase of such product, is removed by shops staff member. This video explains how to remove them in home field advantage (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqBkLXo-j940), yet RIFD devices can have any shape or size or whatever.


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Modern Mom 14/03/31(Mon)14:53 No. 2003 ID: 9c1726

Alright, I found even better video, with many more types of beepers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJENcL2Uaos)


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Modern Mom 14/04/03(Thu)00:25 No. 2008 ID: dbbebd

>>2002
>>2003
Got it, thanks a lot m8


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Modern Mom 14/04/03(Thu)00:37 No. 2009 ID: 9c1726

>>2008
Just by the way, don't go bombing magnets on every cap you see, you will look like a jive turkey. You need super strong niobium magnet or something.


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Modern Mom 14/04/03(Thu)04:50 No. 2010 ID: cda15e

>>2009
It's neodymium magnets and electro magnets can work even better if you have a powerful enough little fucker.


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Modern Mom 14/04/03(Thu)15:07 No. 2011 ID: 9c1726

>>2010
I'm just saying, don't go farming with a fridge magnet. I'm actually considering making a magnet-glove device, for easier access.


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Modern Mom 14/04/03(Thu)20:50 No. 2015 ID: 9c1726

>>2012
Phishing. Legit scheme to get cash monies.


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Modern Mom 14/04/06(Sun)21:07 No. 2018 ID: 478b71
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Your kit is your success


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Modern Mom 14/04/06(Sun)21:14 No. 2019 ID: 478b71
2019

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>>2018
>>2018
>>2018
Part 2


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Modern Mom 14/04/06(Sun)21:44 No. 2020 ID: 77b857

>>2019
Fun fact:
I copy this sort of stuff, amend it, then give it to my staff as part of their training for loss prevention.


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Modern Mom 14/04/09(Wed)18:56 No. 2028 ID: 478b71

>>2020
Why art thou on a chan whiteknight?


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Modern Mom 14/04/10(Thu)00:36 No. 2030 ID: 9c1726
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>>2020
>fun


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Modern Mom 14/05/02(Fri)19:30 No. 2075 ID: 680d68

>>2020
Fun fact: I have stolen at least $5000 of shit in the past 2 years alone and never gotten caught. Even on the off chance I do get caught I will get probation for a petty theft charge which is totally worth it. Get fucked.


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Modern Mom 14/05/02(Fri)19:50 No. 2076 ID: 4f859e

>>2075
Don't get me wrong, I've no problem with you stealing shit. Just don't do it in my store.

The main reason I train my staff is because it helps me get my bonuses which can total up to 2.5k a year. It's not about white-knighting, it's about me lining my pockets.


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Modern Mom 14/06/02(Mon)11:44 No. 2111 ID: 14dc36

>>918
uscan machines usually have a scale, so they'll notice that there are more things in the paid area than have been scanned.
at least here in OH


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Modern Mom 14/06/08(Sun)02:35 No. 2117 ID: 590d63

>>2076
Seems like you could make more if you steal, too.


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Modern Mom 14/09/22(Mon)04:41 No. 2334 ID: f29ec4

>>2111
I live in ohio as well and our wal mart has u scans that you can take things off the scale and put them in your cart before you pay for them. they have cameras on them but.....


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Modern Mom 14/10/12(Sun)08:06 No. 2381 ID: 4a88ee

>>489
I can confirm that this strategy works really well. Pocketing some small expensive stuff like vanilla extract along with your regular shopping is easy as fuck, anyybody can pull it off.


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Modern Mom 14/10/16(Thu)19:49 No. 2391 ID: c3f089

BOGOF offers:
Buy 5 of them (you can mix it in with a whole trolley of stuff if you've got a legit shop to do)! After you've paid for them offload one to your mate, go the customer service counter and tell them they charged you for one too many. Get it refunded.


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Modern Mom 14/11/14(Fri)09:38 No. 2446 ID: e82e6a

BUY A PREPAID PHONE. DO NOT HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON IT RELATING TO YOUR ACTUAL IDENTITY.

POST SINGULAR ADS TO CLASSIFIED AD WEBSITES LIKE CL.

ONLY MEET PEOPLE AT PUBLIC AREAS

NEVER PARK IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE STORE YOU STEAL FROM

EASIEST METHOD IS CONCEALMENT. DONT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH ALARMS, DONT STOP FOR BEEPERS, UNKESS YOU ARE UNDER ARREST YOU ARE FREE AND INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY


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Modern Mom 15/02/20(Fri)23:18 No. 2545 ID: 0b7694

>>2391
ha, thats a great one, lol


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Modern Mom 16/09/24(Sat)03:52 No. 2883 ID: e93ae1

ITT: bad people.


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osama momma facka 16/10/14(Fri)21:10 No. 2889 ID: 620113
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go into the grocery store or anywhere where there is produce that gives bags with the little wire tristies. Always double bag your stuff and take two twisties. Sneak a few in your pocket and in no time you could sell the twisties at the metal yard by the pound, or on ebay. Also, take huge wads of toilet paper from public restrooms.


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farmer 16/11/27(Sun)01:30 No. 2912 ID: 90dca0

dont just steal shit then try sell it....steal to order. take a plastic bag with empty cornflake box with rag in the bottom to the store like you bought it in the last store. drop ordered toiletries, untagged booze, razor blades, meat etc into the empty box. buy something cheap then walk out.


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farmer 16/11/27(Sun)02:11 No. 2913 ID: 90dca0

if the store has wifi, log on and get the ip. later at starbucks try that ip on port 9000 etc or 23, 8080. you can often get into the dvr on the camera system. i can get a few shops near me and steer the cameras away from steal zones, one i can wipe selected days footage, copy an old one to that filename. then you can really take the piss and when they look for who took that 42" tv....well nobody did, its still there. manager then manager suspicion. lol


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farmer 16/11/27(Sun)02:15 No. 2914 ID: 90dca0

go to the reduced chilled goods section. take a bar code, place on massive fillet steak. reduced bar codes dont carry weight info. use on self service till if poss. swapping codes on busy days is easy money. till op cant watch the till display while scanning esp if your wittering some donald trump rant at them


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farmer 16/11/27(Sun)02:17 No. 2915 ID: 90dca0

hide in store till close, between shelves, display tents etc. fill trolly and run out through fire exit. profit


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Modern Mom 16/12/16(Fri)00:10 No. 2929 ID: b839a3

I don't steal but I work at a superstore and can tell you that most employers are not allowed to stop you and can lose their job if they do. I've had people walk into my store, grab TV's and walk out, knowing we can't do anything about it. Your main goal should be to not look suspicious at all, just wearing regular clothes and acting like youre shopping. If you want it to be easier, go to a store in a city that enforces a 'bring your own bag' law or something so they it is alot less weirder to just grab stuff and put it in your bag, then walk right past the registers and be done with it.


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Modern Mom 16/12/29(Thu)08:15 No. 2934 ID: e216b8

I have a jacket with a shell that has pockets on the interior that are inaccessible when zipped up. I can drop shit in there when no ones looking and then zip it up. If someone told me to empty my pockets nothing would be there, because its between the inside and the outside of my jacket.


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Modern Mom 17/01/02(Mon)01:50 No. 2936 ID: 05ea2f

I'm sorry to interupt just need a line for a photoshop meme:

> Implying we're not the one true /rel/


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Modern Mom 17/01/02(Mon)02:33 No. 2939 ID: 05ea2f

> Implying


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Modern Mom 17/02/07(Tue)23:40 No. 2948 ID: 8455ef

>>2915
>>2915
This might work, but beware, most stores do follow closing procedures and employees will be told to check the store for customers. You will have to hide from unmotivated underlings while they do this and up to 45 minutes of your anus clenching and other closing procedures. Not to mention they might have additional security they put on during the night (my old wage-slave-store had motion detectors which are WAY cheaper than a camera system and cover everything). You would have to have intimate knowledge of a store to pull this off.


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shepard+dog 17/02/15(Wed)16:42 No. 2957 ID: f1d828

Technically I cannot condone illegal activity but if you are particularly desperate such as in a homelessness situation perhaps you can find use in something I call the phone game I recommend only doing this at low and dollar stores as a means of covertly shoplifting pic related

What you do is pretend you are texting on a phone the damn thing doesn't even after work it could be a toy phone for all I care this is simply so that if someone was trying to watch you they would simply think you are sending text messages perhaps to whoever you are shopping for now I've only seen cans of sardines be the right size to do the phone game but basically what you do is you grab two or three of the item that you want and then place your hands together like you are texting with both thumbs and then just slip the 1-2 cans of sardines behind the phone and take the remaining can and put it back on the Shelf where it belongs preferably facing forward flush with the rest of the product so it looks like you put everything back this will allow you to grab things even while people are watching you and they won't suspect a thing and then you can take your phone hand which everyone clearly sees you are feeling with your phone so then with simple sleight of hand or diversion whatever technical word you would like to use you can slip the phone into your pocket along with the tins of sardines and you can repeat this process pulling your phone back out later to pretend you are having more texts and repeat the process until your pockets are full enough to survive

Thank you for taking the time to listen and I hope you have a wonderful day


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Modern Mom 17/02/15(Wed)23:12 No. 2958 ID: 7fd13b

>>2957

Wow and effective way of stealing phone shaped items from a store.


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Modern Mom 17/03/11(Sat)09:44 No. 2974 ID: 3b5dc8

Anyone ever had luck lifting booze from Aus stores? Everything here has the cap tags


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Modern Mom 17/03/20(Mon)17:27 No. 2981 ID: e05d71

If they happen leave a box of something big empty on the floor... grab it.. fill it up with all the small things you want.. and pack it tight.

High risk, but huge reward.

Yes, you either pay for whatever the big box item is.. or you run with this box OUT THE BACK, not the front. but inside you packed it with stuff to make it worth your while. Go towards the hardware section.. clear pack tape the box. Go pay. A cart helps.

Many stores, the back exit is unwatched.. and if anyone stops you.. "my mom is bringing the car around for a pick up." etc.



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