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Where to find these books? A619 12/10/01(Mon)17:18 No. 16224 [Reply]
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Hey everybody,
Where on earth can I find these books online and for free:
-David jobber, principles and practice of marketing.
-Gallagher, Skills Development for Business and Management Students.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/24(Wed)17:03 No. 16307

>>16289
lololol


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not a Hipster Slut 12/10/31(Wed)16:13 No. 16326

>>16289

Spam? On my 7chan?


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Hipster Slut 12/11/01(Thu)11:30 No. 16327
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>>16326

A serious advice and honest help for fellow writer can hardly be spam, can't it?




Reading any serials, /lit/ ? Anonymous 12/10/04(Thu)06:29 No. 16237 [Reply]
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Is anyone at /lit/ following these stories? Inb4 accusations, no, JukePop is not my website nor do I have a connection with the people who run it. Yes, I am married to one of the authors. No, I am not identifying her or which serial she is writing -- because this is 7chan.

Instead, I'll discuss some of the other serials.

The most controversial is To Vivify Evil. Only one chapter of that fantasy is out so far, and it sort of has a Fifty Shades vibe to it, heavy on the sex and light on everything else. Comments either love it or hate it.

The best reviews (at least in the comments) are for Wonder Heroes 4.0, a superhero yarn.

I've been reading a few first chapters of random serials, and my favorite so far is Augur by Charlotte Ellis. Augur is a sci-fi story with a golden age sci-fi feel to it. Only one chapter is out so far, but I was really enchanted by how Ellis described a perfectly normal room.


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Beneath the Kudzu Hipster Slut 12/10/30(Tue)22:03 No. 16322

Beneath the Kudzu is a serial by Sarah Rae. Note that I did not mention the genre in that first sentence. Our protagonist is female heiress freshly graduated from high school and moving into her late grandmother's house in New Orleans. There is supposed to be a mystery in here somewhere, but the entire first chapter is spent just being charming as fuck. Maybe I shouldn't be expecting a dead body, a thunderstorm, and an Agatha Christie detective all in the first chapter. Anyway, the lead is a spoiled angry rich girl who I did not find annoying at all, quite an accomplishment by Rae.


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Cloud Elders Hipster Slut 12/10/31(Wed)13:33 No. 16324
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>>16320
Oops, the title is Cloud Elders -- plural.


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Hidden Mystique Hipster Slut 12/10/31(Wed)13:34 No. 16325
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>>16321




Hipster Slut 12/10/21(Sun)08:09 No. 16293 [Reply]
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Hey, /lit/, I want to ask you all a favor. There's this girl I know that I've been Facebook stalking lately. I want to get to know her a bit before I decide if I wanna make a move or not. She seems to be a really happy outgoing person, but she recently wrote a poem that might say otherwise. She's not a very good poet, but I'm more interested in what her poem could mean. I've certified that it is hers. I've tried analyzing it, but I'd like a second opinion. If /lit/ could use it's wisdom to analyze said poem for me and give me feedback I'd greatly appreciate it.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/21(Sun)11:52 No. 16298

>>16294

Very meh, dosen't really tell me or anyone else anything conclusive.

Socialize IRL, dude. Whatever stale image is portrayed by her facebook won't give you a good sense of her and you run the risk of projecting your own image of her, making her out to be whatever you want or vaguely sense meaning you either fool yourself into or away from potential relationship.

Fuckin' get up on her and don't let your humanity run amok and be dumb, be rational when you can because why the fuck not?


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Hipster Slut 12/10/21(Sun)12:15 No. 16301

>>16298

Ok. Thanks. I thought so. Kinda hard not to socialize with her IRL. I usually wind up sitting next to her in class. I usually sit in the back of the classroom to avoid the annoying kids and lately she's been sitting back there, too. We talk a little. Not gonna pursue her. Maybe just befriend her. If she seems cool maybe, but for now I'm gonna let my dick do the thinking and chase some freshman skirts. Thanks /lit/.

Better stop posting now. I don't think this discussion is appropriate for the literature board.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/22(Mon)04:32 No. 16303

>>16301
I am >>16296. I'm not gonna make the conversation any longer, I just want to make myself clear, because I might not have been, since you asked.

I have tried making relationships with such girls, who were pessimistic and used to have dark thoughts, like this girl.
It was a total waste of time in my opinion. These girls usually have psychological problems. If you connect with them, at some time these problems come out in the open, and you try to convice yourself that things will get better. Which they never do. So you follow a downward spiral and lose energy and time, until it inevitably ends (with pain I shall say).

You could try, but you'll probably end up where I did.
There are many cheerful girls out there with nice birght hearts. I'd suggest you to go after those girls.

Anyway. It's your call. Good luck dude.




Hipster Slut 12/10/21(Sun)08:32 No. 16295 [Reply]
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Can something be utterly trite yet satisfyingly entertaining?


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Hipster Slut 12/10/21(Sun)12:13 No. 16299

No such thing as satisfactory entertainment.




Fanfiction for Babylon 5 Hipster Slut 12/09/12(Wed)09:34 No. 16197 [Reply]
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So this is geeky, but I wrote some fan fiction for B5--which is a series i love to death but it seems will never again be continued or re-run or have a director's cut blu-ray release etc, etc, it's dead--dead since years ago.

This adds a little backstory to the character Delenn.

It is not erotic fan fiction or slash. It is just fan fiction.

*newfag: I never learned to do text formatting on 7chan, some formatting lost*

The Headbone Carving

Delenn was elated. Elated and excited and delighted and utterly terrified. After this she would never be the same, never be who she had been again in this physical life. She would be more and greater and better, and more difficult. Much more difficult she thought to herself.
Ohhh! No, be clear! She forced herself to not think. One should not be thinking of oneself at a time like this, if it were permissible to think at all. The headbone carving was done while in the quietest of meditations and with the respect of immense gratitude. From this day forward, Delenn would be an adult—and bear all the marks to prove it—among her people and until the day she passed beyond the veil. This was the Minbari headbone carving ceremony, the ritual shaping of the bone to affirm one's transition from child to adult under philosophy, law, and the common man.
On few things did three casts agree but one was this: at this age, by the philosophy of the religious class, a young male or female Minbari was intellectually prepared for adulthood; as much as the Warrior caste held by tradition of law that this age had been the age of adulthood since the earliest times of the Minbari people; and among the worker cast the festival was still carried out in the traditional way, over the course of an entire year with only hand-carved stone tools. Delenn's ceremony would be more modern, as befit the rank of her carver, and honored her place in the caste--none the less she would like to see the festival and the dance, to hear the music of the Worker caste's traditional ceremony—hers was a quiet and civilized, beautiful one.
The head carving could be done by one of three people, at the youth's choice: either parent, (considered a single person in law and faith), a teacher from any of your schools, or a leading member of your caste. Delenn was blessed to have all three: her mother. After her father passed beyond the veil, her mother had become head of their great household, as she would also soon join the sisterhood her position was honored and high among her people, and near the top of her caste. She was as much a respected person of influence as she was a teacher of religious philosophy—a sage of tolerance and justice and wisdom. And she was shaping her child's future.
Every Minbari is born with a unique headbone. There are certain features shared by caste members, proof of their long separation from each other Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/19(Fri)23:20 No. 16287

>>16285

Dear lord, you wrote THIS, and you TEACH English? Quit teaching. Just quit.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/20(Sat)11:13 No. 16288

>>16287
Hahaha, No.

My teaching is actually much better than my writing, since I don't do it high and I have more practice in it. I have students in all walks of life, from toddlers to university professors. Some of my students have gone on to enroll in overseas universities or present research projects at international conferences. I even helped some IT technicians prepare to go abroad and train foreign workers in the use and maintenance of their outsourced factories.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/20(Sat)19:08 No. 16291

>>16287
Teaching English (especially ESL) is not the same as teaching creative writing.

Don't be stupid.




Sleep? Nahh... Lalli-Oni 12/10/17(Wed)05:01 No. 16281 [Reply]
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She felt the moonlight sparkle on her skin, he felt the moon was unusually close to its perigee.
She heard the wind gently serenading her, he cursed the long locks of hair fluttering around in his field of vision.
She transformed this normal moonlit walk into a naked ceremony. He picked up her wet summer dress and watched her rolling in the tall wet grass.
She felt the cold, wet strands of grass lick her body playfully. He saw her fall.

"Shi-"


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Lalli-Oni 12/10/17(Wed)05:03 No. 16282

Her scream went farther and farther away with every pace of his sprint. He threw himself to the edge of the abyss.
Nothing. Not even the echoes of her screams. Immediately he gathered his thoughts. It was what he had trained himself to do, even in the most dire of times he believed in giving his mind time to think.
It thought.
He took out his cell phone, called emergency services.


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Lalli-Oni 12/10/17(Wed)05:04 No. 16283

"Please, my..."
The earth shook, he lost his grasp on the ground and almost fell head first into the hole. A thundering noise seemed to form into something barely audible.
"... dogdarn it, damn, blasted, watermelon, tumbling dustpuckers. Who in the blithering blunders bispered my lumber slumber?" with the ground extending and contracting to animate the words coming from the hole.
"Answer! I can feel you just lying there on my cheek." roared the hole.
Again, he let his mind gather. A second passed. Two second passed. Low rumbling of displeasement came from the hole. The third second passed.
"I'm terribly sorry but it seems that you have eaten my girlfriend." he said barely hiding his fear breaking his voice.
"Oh my, how unfort.. I'm terribly sorry young chap. I haven't broken of the habit of opening my mouth when I'm sleeping on such moon filled nights such as this. I do wish there would be something I could do."
"Where did she go?" bursted out of his mouth.
"My good chap, not even you know where things you have eaten go." said the hole with a heavy tone.
"Yes, I do. I have seen it." he blurted out just to consider how he is wasting his time starting an arguement with a hole in the ground while his love is, somewhere else.
"Bellpottoms! Every time I awake you mouth warmers have discovered something new. How exhilerating! But alas, I do not know where my mouth leads to and the fate of the dear miss is unbeknown to me."
He looked down at his cell phone. He had hung up on the emergency services when the mouth had almost devoured him unintentionally. He stuck the phone in his breast pocket.
"I'm sorry if this request is bad form but do you mind if I jump into your mouth?" he asked.
He had decided and knew what he had to do. At this point he was unwavering.
"Lad, if it is the only way in which I can help you, I would be honored. Godspeed."
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Hipster Slut 12/09/27(Thu)23:06 No. 16218 [Reply]
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hey /lit/ i don't come here often. but i just finished this book. It probably gets posted here all the time. so sorry if it does.

At first i was really intrigued how the way the author used the multiple narrators and the interesting page layouts to reflect what the characters were feeling or doing.

about 70 percent through the book, this whole flip the book over and backwards and find this or that footnote shit got really old. i particularly liked how Johnny interjected and put his two cents in. When the book would go off on tangents about like analyzing something that somebody did or said, and presented all these fake essays and stuff, most of which gave no insight to further character development, i would have to just start skimming. i realize the book is a kind of educational satire kinda thing, but damn.

overall i liked "the Navidison record" and Johnny's story, though he gets kinda long winded and aggravating toward the end. Most of all though, I'm glad its over and i can go back to reading on my kindle.

question for anybody that owns the book: some pages of mine look a little lighter than others. like they aren't as bold as the rest of the book. namely page 518 and a couple others i cant find at the moment, is this true for you too? this book has a ton of cryptic messages and things in it, way to many for me to find.

what do you think of house of leaves /lit/?


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Hipster Slut 12/10/16(Tue)04:45 No. 16279

I enjoyed it from the beginning until the end when I read it a few years ago, despite certain very cliche aspects of the story. Could not be arsed with the puzzles.




Hipster Slut 12/01/12(Thu)03:57 No. 15290 [Reply]
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Hey guys I decided to start a language thread here in /lit/ since I couldn't think of a better spot where people enjoy language.

I was hoping I could answer questions for people who speak Spanish as a second or third language. I'm also learning Mandarin and Turkish and would love to see if there are other people who are more fluent in these dialects. Awesome thanks.
Do you guys have any recommendations of good language textbooks?
also, check out that picture


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Hipster Slut 12/10/07(Sun)20:40 No. 16249

I only ever learned enough kanji so that I could translate ero-doujin. I still have to resort to my dictionary when they include an in-depth story, though. As for Japanese newspapers (English as well), you'll find that they have their own specialized language. Newspapers don't really use an extensive vocabulary. Editors get rid of most complex words so as to not alienate their readers.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/09(Tue)18:50 No. 16252

>>16245
It's even worse actually. Modern Japanese borrows from as many languages as English, except the Japanese don't recognize many of the words as being loanwords and the ones they do are often assumed to be English although they are in fact French, Portuguese, Dutch, etc.
On top of that, the Japanese have a tendency to contract words in their own language in ways that defy comprehension (even to other Japanese) which they also apply to English buzzwords and loanwords from other languages.
Thus is born what is known as "wa-sei eigo" or "japanese-english" which they also tend to believe is the very English people speak in the United States, even if the word is total garbled nonsense.

>>16247
Yes, and once again it's even worse than all that. There are three writing systems used concurrently in Japanese:
Katakana, used particularly for writing foreign words "phonetically" (as they sound to Japanese), as an emphasizing font, and for a few Japanese words that have become estranged from their original kanji over the decades.
Hiragana, used to write Japanese words phonetically, clarify the meaning and pronunciation of kanji that could be read multiple ways, for grammatical particles, and mistakenly used to write a few foreign words that have been fully adopted to Japanese over time.
Kaji.... holy fuck Kanji.. over 2000 years ago the Japanese send envoys to China to learn and bring back cultural knowledge. Their mission is achieved in matching Japanese words to Chinese ideograms in the following ways:
1. Most of the time, symbol to meaning.
2. Often enough, symbol to sound.
3. On occasion, symbol to whatever-the-fuck.
Then, over the centuries, Japanese kanji became independent of Chinese kanji, as their written forms changed, their meaning shifted, they were used and misused in different ways, etc.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/16(Tue)04:33 No. 16278

OP, Americunt-Turkfag here.

Ask me anything.




Love Poetry mahadeva 12/04/01(Sun)07:09 No. 15591 [Reply]
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Post your love poems here. Here's mine; it's one Ii wrote many ages ago:
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Let me die before your memory should fade away;
Let me die before I forget the color of your eyes, like the brown of fallen autumn leaves at the bottom of a still and frigid creek.

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Inb4 "your poetry sucks": the above poem is what got me my girlfriend, after all.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/03(Wed)20:46 No. 16232

Trapped, trapped, trapped
Eyes set in a frivolous gaze
Tumult it won't let go, it won't
Through minutes, hours, shifts or days

I waited for an hour for your form to pierce that glass door frame
While each and every clock hands tick
Would make my concentration wane

It didn't get much better after clocks had been clocked out at noon
My waiting breath, caught in my chest,
Would choke back breaths exhaled too soon

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The rest is uh. Too vivid.
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Hipster Slut 12/10/08(Mon)07:28 No. 16250
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he blew me on the corner of whitman
and balboa
and said i reminded him of his dad

all the menstruating whores
with the alanis morisette glasses
ain't got shit on me


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Hipster Slut 12/10/11(Thu)00:40 No. 16255

>>15591
Wouldn't a pond or something like that have made more sense than a still and frigid creek?

And yeah, pulling a girl with a poem is a pretty badass feeling, nicely done!




Hipster Slut 12/09/01(Sat)08:30 No. 16179 [Reply]
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/lit/ fantasy writers,

How do you go about naming your places and characters? Do you try to mimic real places/themes? Do you just pull random nice-sounding things out of your ass? What's your process?


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Hipster Slut 12/09/02(Sun)04:54 No. 16183

Random name generators here to get you inspired:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/index-name.php

and a couple more here
http://nine.frenchboys.net/index.php


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Hipster Slut 12/09/07(Fri)03:17 No. 16189

I read a book in Dutch a while back, and it did the most interesting thing with names. The book itself was about a government agency, which f.i. looked at prior land uses of farming areas. A worker describes his 40-year career there. It was depressing, and that was the point. Now, he substituted the characters' real names with references to well known concepts, brands and famous people. However, these rhymed with their real names, or were somehow related.

An example:

Some guy had the last name 'Vroom' in real life, and in the book his name was Dreessmann. This is a reference to the Dutch chain of department stores, Vroom & Dreessmann. All Dutch people know this store chain.


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Hipster Slut 12/10/05(Fri)21:36 No. 16239

It may sound silly but I look at captchas and make names from those random words.




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