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I'm a Sonicfag, and I fucking hate the community. My fucking god, every single one of those autistic-gatherings falls into one of these groups:
-Preteen Asspies, who never played the fucking games outside of the one or two they bawwwed for Santa to bring their spoiled asses (yet these chodes haven't even heard of CD or S3&K, instead beating off to the retarded showcase of shit '06 because their parents found it in the bargain bin at a local Walmart when they went to shop for booze so they can get drunk and beat their failures they call children). You know them, I know them, because they don't shut the fuck up and clog the interwebs with their failed abortion fandom. These are the dumb-as-shit faggots who forget the point of the games (speed and platforming) and would rather focus on the retarded ass shit like "GETT AL TEH CHOAS EMROLDS!" and "SAWNIK LUVS EMIII!!!!!" These 'tarded niggers are the ones who spam Deviantart with their horrible Mary-Sue OC recolors. Nobody gives a fuck who you think would make a 'wonderful' addition to the cast; the series already has enough fucktarded useless pieces of shit background fucks and good, actually likable characters the developers all but abandoned. The last thing that Sega cares about is adding another Mary Sue into the cast when they have no problem recycling the same furries over and over again, yet these autistic fucknuggets get so fired up if you go so far as to even suggest that their <s>original</s> character might be a steaming pile of shit. Nobody should be that easy to troll, and the drama with them is just too shallow and immature to savor. Seriously, who would oppose hosting the Hunger Games and forcing these autistic niggers to eradicate themselves?
-The Sonic Retro circlejerks have got to be the most laziest sacks of shit I've ever seen. Taxman recreated CD for Christ's sake, and got his remake official and actually sold to the public, and all the rest of those virgins have to show for it is "DUDE, I FONUD WRITIN ON TEH BOTTEM UF HIS SHOO, WUT DUS IT SAI????" and creating shitty ass fan-games using the same guides and resources. Nobody cares if you upload the basically same shitty game as the virgin before you, for novel ideas in fangames happen about as often as meteors crash into Russia. You want to do something impressive? Make X-Treme. Someone was kind enough to stop beating off to Elise's tit (seriously, is fapping to a shitty GMod screenshot more important than- nevermind, I know the answer) to post the resources. Do some actual hacking and programming instead of "HAY GUYS I RECOLURED SRPING YARD ZOEN!"
-Americunts who've never played the games but instead read the Archie comics- Look, as far as comics about furfags go, they're alright, but they aren't the main fucking canon. These fuckers make anyone seasoned with the games just facep
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