/rnb/ - Rage and Baww

I hate the Sonic community Teenage Girl 13/02/24(Sun)20:11 No. 16415 [Reply]

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I'm a Sonicfag, and I fucking hate the community. My fucking god, every single one of those autistic-gatherings falls into one of these groups:
-Preteen Asspies, who never played the fucking games outside of the one or two they bawwwed for Santa to bring their spoiled asses (yet these chodes haven't even heard of CD or S3&K, instead beating off to the retarded showcase of shit '06 because their parents found it in the bargain bin at a local Walmart when they went to shop for booze so they can get drunk and beat their failures they call children). You know them, I know them, because they don't shut the fuck up and clog the interwebs with their failed abortion fandom. These are the dumb-as-shit faggots who forget the point of the games (speed and platforming) and would rather focus on the retarded ass shit like "GETT AL TEH CHOAS EMROLDS!" and "SAWNIK LUVS EMIII!!!!!" These 'tarded niggers are the ones who spam Deviantart with their horrible Mary-Sue OC recolors. Nobody gives a fuck who you think would make a 'wonderful' addition to the cast; the series already has enough fucktarded useless pieces of shit background fucks and good, actually likable characters the developers all but abandoned. The last thing that Sega cares about is adding another Mary Sue into the cast when they have no problem recycling the same furries over and over again, yet these autistic fucknuggets get so fired up if you go so far as to even suggest that their <s>original</s> character might be a steaming pile of shit. Nobody should be that easy to troll, and the drama with them is just too shallow and immature to savor. Seriously, who would oppose hosting the Hunger Games and forcing these autistic niggers to eradicate themselves?

-The Sonic Retro circlejerks have got to be the most laziest sacks of shit I've ever seen. Taxman recreated CD for Christ's sake, and got his remake official and actually sold to the public, and all the rest of those virgins have to show for it is "DUDE, I FONUD WRITIN ON TEH BOTTEM UF HIS SHOO, WUT DUS IT SAI????" and creating shitty ass fan-games using the same guides and resources. Nobody cares if you upload the basically same shitty game as the virgin before you, for novel ideas in fangames happen about as often as meteors crash into Russia. You want to do something impressive? Make X-Treme. Someone was kind enough to stop beating off to Elise's tit (seriously, is fapping to a shitty GMod screenshot more important than- nevermind, I know the answer) to post the resources. Do some actual hacking and programming instead of "HAY GUYS I RECOLURED SRPING YARD ZOEN!"

-Americunts who've never played the games but instead read the Archie comics- Look, as far as comics about furfags go, they're alright, but they aren't the main fucking canon. These fuckers make anyone seasoned with the games just facep Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Teenage Girl 13/04/01(Mon)03:00 No. 16957

>>16955
Why do you say that Rush was the best when Rush Adventure exists?

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Teenage Girl 13/04/02(Tue)23:32 No. 16974

>>16957
Two words: Hideki Naganuma. The same badass motherfucker who made some of the best tracks for both Jet Set Radio games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8zo3ko_9YA

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Teenage Girl 13/04/03(Wed)01:14 No. 16976

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>>16974
You have a point, but if music alone was judge then CD would be the best.

Teenage Girl 13/03/03(Sun)19:06 No. 16590 [Reply]

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I'm a horrible person because I hate my ethnic background. Everyday, I just want to die just because of my race. That's how pathetic I am, /rnb/.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/25(Mon)00:44 No. 16925

>>16611
Shit, this thread is still up. Not white at all, parents were born in flipins, then they moved. Then me happened. I wish I was white, though. It's probably nice.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/25(Mon)06:20 No. 16932

>>16925

Not exactly mayflower material. But hey it's 2013, we'll take what we can get.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/31(Sun)13:53 No. 16954

>>16925

Phillipino?

Bah, you're fine. Aside from the overzealous Catholicism I've seen, the Phillipinos I knew were pretty cool. It's all good, man.

And you don't want to be white. That alleged "white priviledge" is fast disappearing and there will be repurcussions.

Teenage Girl 13/03/18(Mon)20:17 No. 16833 [Reply]

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The main thing I care about in life is love, romance, and becoming a doctor. I have a girlfriend and we've been together for a long time and we love each other like fucking crazy. I don't know why but I get sad thinking about love and romance for some reason. It depresses the fuck out of me, yet I have it and I feel like I need it. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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Teenage Girl 13/03/24(Sun)20:10 No. 16916

>>16899
>mozer
>Fazer
Why isn't mozer capitalized as well, you patriarch? Better check your Freudprivilege.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/25(Mon)04:36 No. 16927

>>16841
>bad depression for a few years now
What were you doing before that? High School?
Did you suffer some big dissapointment?

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Teenage Girl 13/03/27(Wed)19:25 No. 16943

>>16927
He probably got a blowjob from a girl that turned out to be a transsexual.

Teenage Girl 13/03/27(Wed)02:24 No. 16941 [Reply]

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I am a time-traveler. I come bearing a gift.

Teenage Girl 13/03/19(Tue)23:53 No. 16865 [Reply]

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I got sick again, for the 3rd time this winter.

Why can't I just roll over and die or become brave enough to kill myself?

This shit is pointless and exhausting.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/24(Sun)20:46 No. 16921

>>16904
There's a guy in my town who had his lower leg amputated. Your mothers problems are her own fatty fault.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/25(Mon)23:59 No. 16935

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>>16865
>Gets sick 3 times
>OH GOD MAN I'M GOING TO END IT ALL

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Teenage Girl 13/03/26(Tue)03:10 No. 16938

>>16935
Yep, just watch me nigger.

grrshhhrrrllllllnnnggrrll Teenage Girl 13/03/23(Sat)23:35 No. 16906 [Reply]

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Grrrrrr, god dammit, I tell you what! I say, I say, this is fucking bullshit and quite frankly, I just won't stand for it no more, no, no, NO! NO I WON'T!! I tell ya what!

It's a matter of principal at this point, so be warned, I ain't standing for it no more, listen up, I tell ya what, I just won't do it no more. I am just so dammed angry and nothing any of you can say will soothe my rage.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/24(Sun)00:35 No. 16907

I refute your position and oppose your standing on better principles.

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Koop 13/03/24(Sun)00:42 No. 16908

Well quit being a whining cunt and do something about it you knob jockey. Fuck sake.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/24(Sun)20:05 No. 16915

I share your conclusion but I believe some of the finer points you used to reach it are invalid.

Teenage Girl 13/03/05(Tue)08:07 No. 16616 [Reply]

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Well I'm having a shit day. Winter is almost over. But me and my girlfriend are still depressed. Things between us are getting tense. Her Ex boyfriend is moving into town from texas (he says rent is cheaper here, which is bullshit) and she is telling me she is going to be spending a lot of time with him. I'm getting slightly insecure about it but I really have nothing to be insecure. She left him 2 years ago and then started going out with me a year and a half ago. I love her and don't want to lose her. And I want to get out of this rough emotional spot with her. I just need to keep trying my hardest. lulz. And if my hardest isnt enough, an hero. Ill commit sudoku. Well here is my shitty rant for the month.

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The Faggot Named OP 13/03/19(Tue)05:35 No. 16844

>>16843
You know. Out of all the other posts I've seen this one helped the most.

Also I know I suck at writing, I have always used well as an opener. I need to learn some new shit.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/21(Thu)18:40 No. 16884

>>16844
Fuck bitches; don' love 'dem hoes.

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Koop 13/03/23(Sat)19:14 No. 16902

>>16844
Hey OP, that was a hell of a read, I feel for you bruh, bitch needed a slap for playing that shit. Having said that you saw the signs, were told multiple times and you still let her get into the position where he most likely gave her the D, multiple times and probably in the ass too, and she would've sucked his balls dry, nasty stuff mate.

Personally I'd go and beat the shit out of that cunt and ride down and threaten his parents, he'll move out of town right quick, and that bitch will come groveling back, at which point you 'firmly' tell her to fuck off. But seeing as how you tried to top yourself I assume anything remotely testosterone fueled is out of the question.

At the end of the day bloke, tough titts, come out a better man for it, you tried, you failed, so don't be a silly cunt and try to top yourself again, find a woman who has ears that aren't painted on and that's not going to go to PAX with her ex and by that I mean leave you for the D.

Good luck, god speed and quit your bitching.

Teenage Girl 13/02/27(Wed)04:22 No. 16456 [Reply]

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I just listened to thirty rednecks in this bar all convinced that ultimately, they and their military weaponry are the country's "well-regulated-militia" (& not the ARMY, NAVY, USAF, USMC). ...keeping the "king of England" (?) from invading.

So I'm thinking, to have the upper hand, the next step for a "responsible patriot" is to develop an arsenal of high-yield explosives. Landmines in the yard, projectile RPG's by the windows & in the car. Plus, that way, if you want to rob someones house, you can already assume they've got rambo guns, so just skip all the risky brandishing, and detonate part of their building with them in it, and take what you want.

I also look forward to driving to the store in a tank.

All in the name of making the US a war zone. I mean, a well-armed peaceful society.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/08(Fri)07:16 No. 16664

>>16638
Did you actually do that again? Do you have Down's syndrome?

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maninahat 13/03/22(Fri)13:32 No. 16889

>>16527
>>16525
Oh yes, because sending troops to fight an insurgency, in a country of unfamiliar climate/culture, 7000 miles away is totally the same as putting down a rebellion in your own back yard. Insurgencies serve to harass and pre-occupy the enemy, in the hope that they can eventually outlast the occupying forces, who'll eventually have to withdraw back to their own country. That doesn't work so well when the occupying forces live in the same country as the insurgents. The mentality of the soldiers, the folks in Washington, and the general public will be completely different when the fighting happens in their own backyard.

Also, the point no one ever raises about hypothetical US people vs government scenarios is that these revolutionaries would actually be spending more time fighting other American civilians, rather than the US armed forces. Think about how politically polarised everyone is in America, and how there are two huge camps of devoted supporters on either side of every issue. If there ever came a united uprising against the US government, there would inevitably be a similarly sized group of loyalists who'll side with the government.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/23(Sat)14:32 No. 16901

>>16889
In that scenario, I could see the national guard being called in to stop violence between civilian groups, which will escalate into military vs citizens.

It's not that soldiers will have moral difficulty accepting an order to shoot their countrymen, but how their commanding officers choose to relay that order that will determine if they follow it.

girl troubles Teenage Girl 13/03/20(Wed)06:23 No. 16867 [Reply]

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Tonight my girlfriend was drinking and decided to smoke a bowl (I don't smoke). We started watching the Jeselnik Offensive and it wasn't that funny. We stopped watching the episode at the first commercial break. She looked at the description and became extremely offended by the fact that he decided to go in front of cancer patients and make jokes about cancer. She had cancer when she was 14, but she is now 32. I defended Anthony Jeselnik by saying it's okay because he was making these jokes in front of cancer patients (mind you we never watched this segment). She became enraged and said that cancer is something I can never touch on or joke about or defend anybody that makes jokes about. She got to the point where she was ready to break up with me. What the fuck. I can't feel differently. Jokes are jokes as far as I'm concerned, but we didn't even watch the jokes and I didn't even get the chance to laugh at them. I basically said he has the right to free speech and I can't help it if I laugh at him, and she said no. What the hell.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/20(Wed)06:30 No. 16868

If she's worth it, stop being such a fggot and apologize. If not, then make cancer jokes. Either way, you win.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/20(Wed)06:46 No. 16869

Give her a box of chocolates.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/20(Wed)07:07 No. 16870

A man is at work when he gets a call from his doctor. "I'm terribly sorry sir but something has happened and you need to come to my office right away!" The man goes to the doctor right away. "This should have never have happened at my office, but we mixed up your wife's tests. She either has HIV/AIDS or Alzheimer's. I don't know which, but I think I know how to find out." "How?" Says the man. "Take her on a long romantic drive, like you used to do on your honeymoon. Then walk as far away from the car as you can." Says the doctor. "Then, run back to the car and drive away without her! And if she finds her way home, never fuck her again!"

Teenage Girl 13/03/17(Sun)20:22 No. 16824 [Reply]

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I can't enjoy other people.

Don't know what else to say, really.

I used to think it was fear, but now I experimented a bit and I realised that I don't like people at all and indeed I can't like them.

Fuck this world.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/18(Mon)20:26 No. 16834

Same goes for me. A while back, the self-serving pointless bullshit of human relationships started to feel like a big waste of time. So I just stopped talking to the opposite sex for a few years, and life became far less trouble and more comfortable. Then after a while, I realized I wasn't really very attracted to them anymore either. Then I realized it wasn't just women that weren't attractive to me, but people in general, regardless of gender, are about as appealing to me as the broken table lamp in the trash.

I'd just as soon not encounter any more people than have to go out of my way and expend more energy to go on a killing spree. I guess if I cared more I would, but so far, other people haven't given me any reason to care about whether they live or die at all.

It seems after enough social interaction with awful people, you just plain ran out of empathy. If you like liking people, never move to California. It will burn that up in no time.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/19(Tue)13:07 No. 16848

>>I experimented a bit and I realised that I don't like people at all
Yeah, that's like having SETI run for a couple of weeks and declare outer space devoid of life.

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Teenage Girl 13/03/19(Tue)17:18 No. 16850

>>16848
Running it any longer is a waste of money for little benefit.