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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

God fucking damn. I guess I should consider myself lucky that I only have just a mild case of autism as well as ADHD and I get depressed from time to time. This dude is so fucking dysfunctional to the point that there's just no way he can function in society at all. There's just no fucking way he can even hold a job or live independently at all. He can't even do the most basic tasks that you and I take for granted. I'm not all surprised that there are people in the comments section saying oh he needs to be locked away somewhere, or euthanized, or that he should have never have even been born in the first place. I suppose I can kind of understand where those people are coming from. Well what else can be done? Can't exactly save everyone or everything. He's a burden and danger to himself and people around him. People like to pick and choose who gets to live and die or pick and choose who and what has more value. I'll admit I'm guilty of that myself. Who isn't to some degree? Sorry not everyone or everything is equal. I'll admit I've laughed or facepalmed while reading about some lolcow on Encyclopedia Dramatica. I've gotten a good laugh or cringe out of the antics of Chris Chan. Despite the fact that I'm a socially awkward weirdo myself. I have a really fucked up sense of humor. Like I saw the comment "JonTron went downhill after Game Grumps" in this video and I fucking lost it. I pity the poor son of a bitch but at the same time I'm glad that I'm not him even though I ain't exactly a model citizen myself. Life is funny like that.

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> post on rage and baww
> come to the board a week later
> only a couple of posts in the thread that I made
> by that time I am in a far better mood

Does anyone else think that this site is far too slow.

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So my sister announces to me that the guy she lost her virginity to might have gotten her pregnant.

I reassure the girl that there isn't a chance that she's pregnant as she says he didn't finish. (This of course was a lie since looking at a girl the wrong way gets her pregnant)

I really don't need these sorts of shenanigans right now, I mean work is getting better so my sister has to get knocked up, eternally disappointing my mother who is begin to suspect my weed habit.

Just needed to tell someone, I'm losing the plot slowly day by day, pic related in some way

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Always seem to end up with suicidal chicks. Always take the bullshit too seriously. Always sacrifice my happiness for a girl's because I spent so long being lonely.

Been with this girl for three years. She was never special, but she made up for it with passion. Then I cheated, she cheated, we broke up and fucked around before getting back together again because I couldn't find any easier lays at the same time her latest dick disappointed and suddenly she loved me again.

Now she's on antidepressants so the sex is gone. No sex, no personality, doesn't apply thought to most things, I have to sit her down here and there and tell her to stop spending weeks at a time doing nothing but bitching and ignoring me.

Wanna break up with her but MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY, we moved in together because it was cheaper and now I'm stuck with this soulless crotchless bimbo bitching and yelling and regurgitating her boring ass facebook page at me.

No shit, the kitten fell over and some dumbshit added a laugh track so you have to laugh extra stupid fake loud and then yell THATS SO FUNNY and shove your stupid phone in my face? That's cute maybe once a week, not for three solid hours every god damned night.

Binge watching netflix, binge mindless-facebook-scrolling, binge eating, binge sleeping, binge bitching about her god damned fat because she's getting fat because she's lazy and indulgent and fuck I turned down chicks who were at least interesting and hot, but NOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo I had to commit because love isn't a feeling, it's a god damned commitment! Nevermind every poem, song, art, and craft of love expresses it as an intense fucking feeling, let's just shit all over the one good fucking thing about humanity and bog it down with all these fucking rules, this lead blanket of burdening responsibility and grim determination in the face of making sacrifice after sacrifice knowing that this person will fuck you over eventually any GOD DAMNED WAY.

Fuck coherance. I'm allowed to sound like a sperged out dipshit on shrooms, I've had no outlet for so fucking long god damn it all. It fucking hurts. It's like a bruise on my god damned soul, one of those dark purple ones that makes people tell you to go see a doctor.

Every day I try to get her to show or grow a personality of some kind, and every day she's fucking empty, stupid, depressing, nagging, bitchy, basically chemically castrated, and hell bent on laying down, blasting sad songs about love gone bad while cramming junk food down her useless mouth.
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My nephew's girlfriend just had a baby. There's a question of paternity but it looks like everyone has already decided the kid is his. I keep seeing congratulations and bullshit comments about how beautiful the kid us but I feel nothing but disappointment. He's 18 and incredibly bright but now he has no future. He was going to go to college nearby but now he's just gonna be stuck paying child support forever to some screeching blob of useless. Fuck.

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I wish this whore would choke on a dick sandwich and die. Let's discuss why she is an airwolfing shit cunt. Tell me why you also think she's a cancerous prune and let's vent. I'll start:

I think she's a cancerous rectal wart because she is a clone of Obama's failed policy on everything foreign and domestic.
She's a thief, because she stole close to $200k worth of things from the Whitehouse after Billy was done being prez. And she's a drunk alcoholic shithead.
Your turn faggots:

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FUCK! ALL MY EFFORTS SEEMS TO BE AS LASTING AS THIS SOAP BUBBLE, ALBEIT NOT AS FUN TO LOOK AT! MY LIFE CRAWLS SLOWLY AHEAD WITH JUST ENOUGH SPEED TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE CONDESCENDING CONSOLATION PRIZES!

LAST SCHOOL YEAR I WAS UNEMPLOYED! AND THE EXTRAORDINARY THINGS I DID WAS 4 OR 5! NOTHING IMPRESSIVE AT ALL! ALSO LITTLE MONIES!

I'VE GOT A JOB NOW, BUT MY LIFE IS STILL PRETTY MUCH A MESS! I LIVE IN A CONDONIUM WHERE I OWN 10% AND MY FATHER 90%! I WANT A LITTLE WASHING MACHINE INSTALLED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK! BUT THAT SCATTER-BRAINED PIECE OF SHIT HAS BEEN BLOCKING THAT FOR YEARS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT HE'S AN EXPERT AT HIDING BEHIND WOMEN?! HE HAS NEVER STOOD FOR ANYTHING IN HIS MISERABLE LIFE! WHEN WE SIBLINGS WAS KIDS, HE USED MOM TO SCARE US WITH! IN SHORT, HE IS PRETTY MUCH A NON-PERSON, JUDGING FROM HIS BEHAVIOUR!

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http://waitbutwhy.com/2014/04/everything-dont-know-tipping.html

FUCK THIS ARTICLE AND FUCK TIPPING!

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I work for a callcenter for a particular computer company and this big-lipped theresa nigger bitch literally equated a password reset with her son being stuck in a basement
i hope her son does get kidnapped by her baby daddy and tied up in the nigger hole, lol

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It has become clear to me that every problem in my life is caused by the fact that I have absolutely no willpower. I'm lazy. I'm messy. I'm as anti-confrontational as you can be. I have a crazy addictive personality. I have no control over my life and every part of it is suffering.

I have one friend that I hang out with once or twice a week. I work in a restaurant while I never do anything to help me get to the career I actually want. The career that I've been so "passionate about for as long as I can remember". I smoke over a pack a day because I need to have a cigarette during any activity that isn't indoors. I can't sleep without weed. I barely even eat and when I do, it's absolute shit, like fast food and junk food. I'm almost always struggling with money. Something is broken in my car. Nothing ever works the way it should. The only thing I seem to be able to muster up discipline for is showing up for work, and I'm almost always running late. And it seems that I have subconsciously perfected hiding this from the world. Every one thinks I'm the brave guy who left his small hometown to do something bigger with his life. I treat everyone I meet like they're an old friend. The people at work think I'm a hard worker. It's the people who get really close, and there haven't been many, who have seen me for who I really am. I once had a woman I loved say she thought I was weak but I came off strong. I honestly could not figure out what that meant until now.


I just don't know what to do. I've tried to change. I've read dozens of self-help books(or rather I listened to that audiobooks while driving), I've joined motivational groups, I've googled every different way you could possibly ask "how to not be lazy" and read the results several times. I want to change and I don't know if I can.