>>6436
Yes sir.

'Koop' is my laptop
'Koop+phone' is my phone (away from home, work etc.)
Dr.Koop is my stupid moniker for people who ask for advice. Usually in the form of me prescribing "harden the fuck up" or "kill yourself"

The more you know.

>>7128
Honor the fallen.

>>7270

Thanks Celsius, you deserve some weed.

>>7522
That wasn't Celsius...
Weed please!

I would make love to the girl in the picture.

Like, slowly, lovingly, giving... Does not wanting rough sex with a child make me better than a run of the mill pedophile?

>>8404
It makes you better in the same way a poisoner is better than an axe murderer.

Thank you for the advice ... :))

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>>7270

Pwnt motherfucker. Gives me a big fucking lol on my face after i'm pissed too much.
Celsius deserves some fucking weed.

>>9483
You can, but you know what will happen if you read OP's (Celsius') post, or do you have trouble doing that?
Ah what the fuck, why am I typing this if you can't read?
(rhetorical question, I'm not trying to be a smart alec and ask for advice)

>>9525

Please stop sucking dicks in so many obvious ways. You have sperm all over your chin.

I wish I had a hipster loli.

I love niggers aswell

>>5938
what a fag.

>>8404
the run of the mill type is the same as you (and me) the violent or rough ones are actually far more rare, its just that you get more publicity for tearing someone so bad you can have anal and vaginal sex with them at the same time than you do for making slow sweet love to someone

Can i have some advice about getting rid of a nigger infestation?

no.

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go ahead, pull my finger

>>12651
No. I'm not paying tax so you can fix broken finger. Fuck you.

Oh yes you will. One way or another, you'll continue to pay for the uninsureds minor health care, as you have been since day 1. Only difference is, now we have to pay for it too. But go on, repeal all you want. I'll just go right back to going in to get treatment and not paying my bills, jacking up your premiums. The good old republican way.

>>13220
Everyone's always had to pay for the uninsured. Only difference is that now those financially capable of paying for health insurance will be required to buy it, rather than leeching off the rest of us.

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the acolytes have fully assimilated the message

>>13374

Above the waist, doesn't count.

The wingnuts drank the kool-aid.

there's more than enough kool-aid and cookies for everyone...

>>13424
But only the birther's kool-aid is special.

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NO! OUR Kool-Aid is MUCH More Special!

it has electrolytes

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>>13450
Yes your kool-aid is special. It's very special.

Only birther kool-aid contains cyanide.

nope, that was a sponsored ad for Obot kool-aid

didn't you notice the founder's holy presence - he liked it so much he bought the company

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>>13457
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

LIFE is a CIRCUS

ENJOY Your NUTS

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>>13465
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-reich/obama-tax-proposal_b_1661908.html

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>>13465
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/07/08/paul-begala-the-republicans-crazy-party-platforms.html

'The Texas GOP actually opposes thinking. Seriously, their platform proudly declares: “We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills, critical-thinking skills, and similar programs.”'

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>>13465

NO !
NUTS are people !
The People are NUTS !

>>13530
So a Soylent Majority?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo5CDlVWAoE

Then what the fuck is the point in having a board where you can't vent your frustrations? You fucking nazi piece of shit. I fucking hate everyone but especially you right now. You're my number one person in which I want to rid of this earth. FUCK YOU.

>>13969
Then vent your frustrations.

Just don't confuse venting your frustration with asking for advice. The latter is not venting.

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>>5778

Dear, Anyone

What is that lovely girl's name?

Love, Anon

>>15344
Moby Bitch

>>5660
juggernaut bitch!

>>5660
that little girl is going to get raped at least once in her life (sorry, life hunny, try and ban me, i have a tv...)

>>15955
OH SHI--

This nigger has a TV.

Don't fuck with him.

>>15955
judging by the history of those pictures, it's likely her father has already attened to that.

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>>16062
Tell me more, tell me more.

>>16398
I've forgotten a few details, but it seems like he forgot to make his flickr (or something like flickr) page private and accidentally leaked hundreds of pictures of his daughter into the interwebs. Most of the pictures are completely innocent, but a few are a little provocative. It wouldn't surprise me if he had a collection of her nudes as well, but didn't upload them for fear of being v&.
The style of the photos suggests he either has a peculiar obsession with his daughter, or a genuine interest in child model photography.... and that she does anything daddy tells her to either way.

>>5660
nigger

I need advice on what race I should use on Skyrim

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ban me faggot i dare you

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I double dare you, motherfucker.

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Do you know how I know you're gay?

Stop swearing, admin. Enough already. I don't come here to read that attitude.