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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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Loss of Content Wine Connoisseur ## Admin ## 11/07/26(Tue)09:34 No. 2008 [Reply] Stickied
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Due to a summer fig, all content of /v/ has been lost. I have asked for backups to be reloaded for the time being. We apologize for the inconvenience.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/07/24(Thu)17:48 No. 2676

>>2181
heh




Wine Connoisseur 14/02/01(Sat)09:48 No. 2449 [Reply]
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i have been lurking this board for a few years now and i cant figure out, is this a real fetish, or is it a bad joke gone wrong?
i will delete when i get an answer from you fine gentlemen.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/09/20(Sat)22:40 No. 2787

I don't understand it either. Then again, I don't understand /fail/ /zom/ /wp/ either so I guess we're just left to wonder about it.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/11/08(Sat)07:55 No. 2824

>>2457
>>2449
>>2691
Actually, dipping your penis in a glass of red wine and leaving it there for at least 5 minutes before having sex, will numb the head of the penis which enables you to last longer.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/11/08(Sat)08:02 No. 2825

>>2824
Let me also add that the Australian MP Peter Dowling is a fine wine connoisseur.




Wine Connoisseur 12/06/14(Thu)21:38 No. 2188 [Reply]
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Is dipping in home-brewed wine considered incest?


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Wine+Connoisseur+Of+Sorts 12/08/21(Tue)11:00 No. 2221
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>>2196


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Wine Connoisseur 12/08/27(Mon)03:06 No. 2222

>>2221


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Wine Connoisseur 14/11/06(Thu)05:53 No. 2822

Lets see




Unacceptable ! Le French man 14/09/18(Thu)14:26 No. 2780 [Reply]
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>>2182
Dear Moderator. As a french wine drinker, let me clarify something.
I find very disappointing to see soemone getting banned for posting a "champagne" Pic, as :
- It is made of Grapefruits like wine, besides of the fact that this board is called "the Vineyard"
- Champagne is a true Wine (sub familly of Sparkling Wines)
-Champagne is the most prestigious, and famous wine.
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Don't judge me, i'm a connoiseur, and my familly lives in the "Région Champagne-Ardennes", and more accuratley in "Haute-Marn
As an expert, we own Red wine "Chateau-Lafite 1964" (1500€) and some "Breton Grand Cru" (100€)
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All of this to ask you to tolerate champagne amateurs in this thread please.




Casterbation Wine Connoisseur 11/09/26(Mon)00:39 No. 2056 [Reply]
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Being a man of dipping pleasures I though I'd try broaden my horizon with something traditionally less savoury . At my place of working we handle large quantities of £50 pound notes and it happened that one night I was alone and the queen was giving me such a dirty look (we all know how kinky she is) that I took to lowering my culottes and wrapping her fine face (not the calamity that befell Sir John Houblons) around my John Thompson and proceeding as you envisage, of course no man would dare climax in front of her majesty so it was with great satisfaction I tethered my loins most regally and carried on with close of business.

I thought I would share that with you and enquire if someone else has shared in such pleasures.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/11/14(Mon)12:13 No. 2083

Long Live the Queen, I say. Truly a pleasure for the patriotic man.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/09/22(Sat)05:10 No. 2230
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Why OP, you inspired me to try it out, but as an American I didn't have quick access to bills with female characters on them, so I had to settle for Hamilton
We both enjoyed it though


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Wine Connoisseur 14/08/08(Fri)10:41 No. 2699

>>2230
You don't want to handle the hamilton?




Why not both? Wine Connoisseur 14/08/06(Wed)23:11 No. 2693 [Reply]
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Wilko 13/08/06(Tue)05:59 No. 2306 [Reply]
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http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/lnp-mp-peter-dowling-stands-down-in-sexting-scandal-20130806-2rao5.html

"News Limited reported Mr Dowling, who has been married for 27 years and has two children, had sent a series of explicit text messages and images - including a picture of his penis in a glass of red wine - to his mistress during their two and a half year affair."

He has my vote!


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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/21(Mon)01:57 No. 2517

lol


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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/23(Wed)15:32 No. 2532

i kinda like champagne


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Wine Connoisseur 14/07/11(Fri)17:17 No. 2661

>>2532
Requesting ban




Wine Connoisseur 13/01/15(Tue)03:15 No. 2269 [Reply]
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White Wine or Red Whine?


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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/13(Tue)10:29 No. 2310

I have an even better mate than that:
http://www.chess.com/blog/Ariel_Demian/i-love-this-mate


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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/23(Wed)15:18 No. 2529

i kinda like champagne..


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Wine Connoisseur 14/06/06(Fri)18:15 No. 2602

>>2310
ah the fools mate




anonymous 12/02/23(Thu)18:25 No. 2137 [Reply]
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Hey /v/

Just dipped in some central otago pinot.
Heavy tannins for its year and origin, but well balanced through evident old oak cooperage. couldn't comment on the aroma or taste (my peepeepallate isn't quite there yet) but the sensation? I would have to go with... flirtatious.
Shit was cash.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/06/26(Tue)03:20 No. 2198

OP here.

Where in central? Just moved into Cromwell to work in a winery.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/07/14(Sun)21:44 No. 2301

I also live in cromwell.. Do you know the local KFC? maybe we could do some dipping in the bathroom there and enjoy some fried chicken afterwards.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/05/28(Wed)08:03 No. 2592

>>2301
Cromwell has no KFC you lying bastard.




Promotion Pee Know Nwahh 12/11/16(Fri)05:53 No. 2250 [Reply]
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So I just got made head of Pinot Noir at my winery.

I am so fucking excited. I shall post a dipping of a 5000 Liter tank when vintage happens.

Which will be late march.

Until then I am the happiest man in the world.

Pic related. The winery.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/28(Wed)08:25 No. 2312

actually, in several studies conducted by historians testing the validity of "old west" tropes such as sterilizing a wound with alcohol, anything lower than a hard liquor, such as liquers, beer, and yes, wine too, was proven to be an extremely fertile breeding ground for bacteria. The percentage isn't high enough to sterilize on its own, which is why when you make your own wine or beer you need to sterilize all the equipment at every step, even when bottling the fully fermented product. So he's probably gonna ruin that shit, though with a 5000 litre some of the product might escape contamination


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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/30(Wed)15:32 No. 2539

I have been waiting a long time now, and would really like to see OP deliver.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/05/28(Wed)07:51 No. 2591

Ok /v/aginas OP here. Totally surprised this post is still running. So I've been remiss in delivering, I know. For this horrid lapse in delivery I offer my most humble etc etc. however, I am now the operations manager at a wine bottling company, so I will attempt to find some acceptable alternative to dipping a gigantic tank of wine.
Stay in touch cunts

Kiwi.




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