/v/ - The Vineyard

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Wine Connoisseur 10/09/03(Fri)02:55 No. 1294 [Reply]

Fuck wine.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/29(Sun)05:01 No. 1291 [Reply]

!!לחיים

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Wine Connoisseur 10/09/02(Thu)11:17 No. 1293

l'haim!

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/18(Wed)17:25 No. 1276 [Reply]

Although there are no girls on the internet, there might be girls in meatspace. If a girl in meatspace wanted to know the female equivalent of the male art of dipping, what would you tell her?

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/22(Sun)14:08 No. 1280

>>1277
While this board is technically for men here at 7chan we should encourage equal posting opportunities.
So if a girl wants to post here I think they should be allowed, so long as they don't gross us out with talk of vaginae and whatnot.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/24(Tue)17:34 No. 1286

two words: box wine

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/31(Tue)12:13 No. 1292

Good evening fellows, I speak here as an active /di/pper but I fear that may be as close as "female dipping" will ever get. My advice is to stop worrying about the girls and just enjoy the moment of you and a good Rioca.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/28(Sat)14:20 No. 1290 [Reply]

So, what do you fine gentlemen think of Goldsparkler by Peter Brum?
Is the gold leaf taking this classy act up to a more classy height or is it too much?

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/22(Sun)17:12 No. 1281 [Reply]

So gentlemen, I'm usually a beer drinker but I'm looking to try some fine wine. Any recommendations are welcome. Nothing too expensive please.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/23(Mon)18:39 No. 1284

Crass! Crass!
This board has been invaded by cultured swine.
I will not recommend you anything because you even if I did help you find a lovely wine you would probably DRINK IT. Like an IMBECILE.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/24(Tue)16:14 No. 1285

>>1284

You're worse than those virgins who pretend they've had sex over the internet.

Don't act like you own a wine cellar, we all know you don't.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/28(Sat)14:10 No. 1289

Depends on what you're looking for.
There's many varieties out there from sweet fruity wines to a much more drier wine.
Personally, I like to go in between the two and get a Riesling.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/21(Wed)14:49 No. 1216 [Reply]

I'm more of an asian man myself. Right here is three fine specimen, of whom I have actually personally enjoyed. Unfortunately, not all at once.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/28(Wed)16:36 No. 1246

Sake is out of my price range before it is at all palatable. Cheap sake is just plain bad, and expensive sake is not worth it.

Shochu, on the other hand...

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/23(Mon)17:01 No. 1282

I hear sake is supposed to be drunk warm. Is this true?

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/23(Mon)18:35 No. 1283

>>1282

DRINKING?
YOU HAVE THE WRONG BOARD.
I SAY GOOD DAY, SIR.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/26(Mon)13:07 No. 1237 [Reply]

Should I actually do it?

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/19(Thu)13:42 No. 1278

Yeah cum in it.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/20(Fri)04:02 No. 1279

white wine? both bottles?

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Sageonymous!!D1MTWzLGV0 10/08/24(Tue)17:43 No. 1287

Why in the FUCK are you wearing a FUCKING COCK RING YOU IGNORANT FUCKING TOOL.

THE POLYMERIZED ISOPRENE CONTAINS NATURALLY OCCURING IMPURITIES THAT NEGATIVELY IMPACT THE PENIS IN WINE EXPERIENCE Jesus Christ why not just pour some dish soap into that 2005 Shiraz and use it to clean your mailbox if you're going to just throw it away you miserable fuck.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/29(Thu)19:10 No. 1250 [Reply]

Gentlemen, I come as a veteran dipper, but I do have a question.
Lambics: forbidden Fruit? or the S&M of the Dipping world

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/18(Wed)17:10 No. 1275

I'd say dipping one's member into Lambic is to the fine members of this board what looking at furry porn is to the fine members of /s/.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/15(Sun)13:36 No. 1267 [Reply]

This is what I stick my dick in.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/18(Wed)17:07 No. 1274

A cat is fine too.

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BASTING? Wine Connoisseur 10/08/01(Sun)14:47 No. 1254 [Reply]

I wonder if any of us has ever tried basting. I'm wondering about it myself. Maybe I'm becoming unreasonably hedonistic, but I feel I could heighten my pleasure by pre-soaking my prostate in a fine vintage for a few hours before the dipping gets underway. Is the a pioneering venture or old hat? Should one baste in the same vintage one plans the dip in or are there some magical combinations? I can see the logic of basting with an aperitif before dipping with a burgundy or chablis. Unfortunately I'm not quite so well off, but that doesn't mean I can't like well regardless of finances. Tonight I will be spending my evening adventurously with 375ml of Bohae Bokbunjajoo. Thats still about six hours away, so if any of you could hit me up with some basting information in the next few hours I would appreciate it greatly. I have already secured the use of a turkey baster for the evening (didn't want to invest in one before knowing if basting was done or not, so I just borrowed a neighbor's).

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/11(Wed)15:12 No. 1263

Well I think it's a good idea.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/12(Thu)23:08 No. 1264

alcohol soaked through your rectum enters your blood stream instantly and is quite the fetish nowadays. good sir it can be quite dangerous, enjoy your pleasures though if you indeed try this.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/18(Wed)17:05 No. 1272

>>1264
Hardly instantly.
Soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them up your rectum is an interesting way to end up wanting to die, but it takes about five minutes.