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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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Loss of Content Wine Connoisseur ## Admin ## 11/07/26(Tue)09:34 No. 2008 [Reply] Stickied
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Due to a summer fig, all content of /v/ has been lost. I have asked for backups to be reloaded for the time being. We apologize for the inconvenience.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/07/24(Thu)17:48 No. 2676

>>2181
heh




Wine Connoisseur 11/08/24(Wed)15:15 No. 2038 [Reply]
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Due to recent unemployment, I have been reduced to this.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/09/10(Sat)07:59 No. 2049

Good sir, I think it would be in your best interest to perhaps kill yourself, or perform some method of self homicide, if you must continue downing/dipping in that disgrace you have posted upon us.

Tl;DR

KIll yourself, not out of spite, but out of necessity.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/09/13(Tue)14:07 No. 2052

lolPBR


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Wine Connoisseur 15/09/02(Wed)06:22 No. 3010

Look at the camera and say: im white trash and im in trouble.




Unacceptable ! Le French man 14/09/18(Thu)14:26 No. 2780 [Reply]
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>>2182
Dear Moderator. As a french wine drinker, let me clarify something.
I find very disappointing to see soemone getting banned for posting a "champagne" Pic, as :
- It is made of Grapefruits like wine, besides of the fact that this board is called "the Vineyard"
- Champagne is a true Wine (sub familly of Sparkling Wines)
-Champagne is the most prestigious, and famous wine.
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Don't judge me, i'm a connoiseur, and my familly lives in the "Région Champagne-Ardennes", and more accuratley in "Haute-Marn
As an expert, we own Red wine "Chateau-Lafite 1964" (1500€) and some "Breton Grand Cru" (100€)
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All of this to ask you to tolerate champagne amateurs in this thread please.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/12/08(Mon)04:50 No. 2837

funfact: nobody browses this board, not even mods. you're talking into an echo chamber




Ejaculate in Absinthe Wine Connoisseur 15/01/14(Wed)17:37 No. 2858 [Reply]
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Hello, /v/.

Though I've seen the board clearly enforce its wine-only nature, I only have this place to turn to for such a question.

I do not appreciate wine, as I rather absinthe, and would appreciate other drinkers' input on this proposal. If preparing absinthe normally involves a sugar cube and water, I believe we could find a substitute, so that we could discard our spoons and sugar. Semen is around 40% fructose, and makes for a rather sweet substance. Is it possible to ejaculate in your absinthe to prepare it?

All other absinthe enthusiasts would turn away from my theory, but I know that those who enjoy their wine and their penises could help me confirm my idea. If someone could turn this true, or at least share their knowledge on sugar and spirit, I ask now.


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Wine Connoisseur 15/05/16(Sat)05:38 No. 2942

I don't even use sugar in my absinthe anymore. So I don't it would be necessary to add any 'personal' touches.

Besides, isn't this putting the cart before the horse? I'd want my absinthe prepared before ejaculating.




Red Wine NewFriend 12/11/11(Sun)10:46 No. 2247 [Reply]
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Evening gentlemen. Apologies for posting a request on a porn board but I have noticed a disturbing lack of red wine threads and pictures of men loving the crimson counterpart of the white wines that are so abundant. I ask to be indulged.




anonymous 12/02/23(Thu)18:25 No. 2137 [Reply]
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Hey /v/

Just dipped in some central otago pinot.
Heavy tannins for its year and origin, but well balanced through evident old oak cooperage. couldn't comment on the aroma or taste (my peepeepallate isn't quite there yet) but the sensation? I would have to go with... flirtatious.
Shit was cash.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/07/14(Sun)21:44 No. 2301

I also live in cromwell.. Do you know the local KFC? maybe we could do some dipping in the bathroom there and enjoy some fried chicken afterwards.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/05/28(Wed)08:03 No. 2592

>>2301
Cromwell has no KFC you lying bastard.


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Wine Connoisseur 15/01/28(Wed)05:16 No. 2874

>>2137

Ever tried dipping in sparkling wine?




Wine Connoisseur 12/06/28(Thu)14:34 No. 2200 [Reply]
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Greetings, /v/.

If I may ask, what is your personal opinion on Carlos Rossi's "Rhine" wine. I ask due to the fact that an elderly member of my family has parteken in this wine for years, and to this day, continues to have at least a few jugs in the house. On occasion, however, she will purchase a jug of Blush, or maybe Burgundy. The Rhine is still the primary choice, anyway, and I must say, I have actually grown to enjoy it quite a bit.

I am aware that Carlos Rossi may not put out the "classiest" wines, persay, but I think standard table wine is good for any kind of casual situation, whether it be with family, friends, you name it.

I would really enjoy to hear /v/'s opinion on Rhine, and any other kind of wine that Carlos Rossi has put out, whether they be sorts that I have, or have not mentioned.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/12/10(Mon)05:30 No. 2259

I have tried that wine and I would rather drink piss


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Wine Connoisseur 13/07/07(Sun)16:05 No. 2299

from the website:
Did you Know?

Carlo borrowed this style from our friends in Germany. The name comes from the style of wine that was produced along the Rhine River. A light-bodied and sweeter style, Rhine is often a blend of a number of white grape varieties, each imparting certain distinct characteristics.


WTF?
coming from the palatinate i can just thay this is one of the biggest bull i have ever seen.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/12/22(Mon)01:40 No. 2842

Red Carlo Rossi is good for cooking. And that's it. It sucks. But gets you drunk quickly, so if you are into it...




Wine Connoisseur 14/12/22(Mon)01:36 No. 2841 [Reply]
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Tried dipping in Carlo Rossi, Calirofnia Red.
Good ol chaps, I tell you: do not buy this wine. It's bad.




Wine Connoisseur 14/02/01(Sat)09:48 No. 2449 [Reply]
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i have been lurking this board for a few years now and i cant figure out, is this a real fetish, or is it a bad joke gone wrong?
i will delete when i get an answer from you fine gentlemen.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/09/20(Sat)22:40 No. 2787

I don't understand it either. Then again, I don't understand /fail/ /zom/ /wp/ either so I guess we're just left to wonder about it.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/11/08(Sat)07:55 No. 2824

>>2457
>>2449
>>2691
Actually, dipping your penis in a glass of red wine and leaving it there for at least 5 minutes before having sex, will numb the head of the penis which enables you to last longer.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/11/08(Sat)08:02 No. 2825

>>2824
Let me also add that the Australian MP Peter Dowling is a fine wine connoisseur.




Wine Connoisseur 12/06/14(Thu)21:38 No. 2188 [Reply]
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Is dipping in home-brewed wine considered incest?


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Wine+Connoisseur+Of+Sorts 12/08/21(Tue)11:00 No. 2221
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>>2196


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Wine Connoisseur 12/08/27(Mon)03:06 No. 2222

>>2221


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Wine Connoisseur 14/11/06(Thu)05:53 No. 2822

Lets see




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