/v/ - The Vineyard

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Wine Connoisseur 10/03/17(Wed)16:37 No. 1103

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I was just wondering what /v/'s opinions are on Mead?
I picked up a bottle, and normally I just use it for drinking. Then I remembered it's a wine and, well.
I have a bottle of this £17 special reserve; I was wondering whether people thought it's better for dipping or drinking?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/18(Thu)03:09 No. 1106 Hmm, I would advice you to try it! I have no clue how it would work. It would probably be too viscous, and be like boning a cheap concentrate wine from Germany

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Wine Connoisseur 10/01/14(Thu)06:58 No. 936

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Wait, does /v/ REALLY dip their penises into wine? I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Pic is what I prefer.

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>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)10:21 No. 1037 One should only penis dip after the aforesaid penis is dipped in olive oil

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)12:49 No. 1038 >>1037 No, that's strange man.. What's the matter with you? Olive oil?

>>	!!VkAwV5MwLj 10/03/17(Wed)23:16 No. 1105 I love dipping

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Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)02:15 No. 1095

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i wonder if any of you fine Gentleman can provide me with another site so i can furher my knowledge of this fine art

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/17(Wed)20:55 No. 1104 wine spectator, decanter, wset

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Wine Connoisseur 10/03/06(Sat)20:10 No. 1065

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I decided to give this a try and aside from a little tingling in my tip I felt no greater satisfaction. Perhaps I'm doing this wrong. I used a boxed wine (see picture), I inhaled its scent to get a feel for it (smelt a bit vinegary) and it was in the fridge (shrinkage). Would it be a better sensation using a good wine at room temperature?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/07(Sun)06:06 No. 1067 Sir, you should refrain at all times from cooling your wine. Sounds like you have a lot to learn. You wouldn't leave your wife in the fridge either, would you?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/17(Wed)15:03 No. 1102 >>1067 my wife stays in the fridge, but that would be because she is dead and in pieces for later consumption

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Wine Connoisseur 10/03/08(Mon)18:59 No. 1070

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This is what I stick my dick into.
Fuck you all.

(USER WAS CANNED FOR THIS LAGER)

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/12(Fri)06:57 No. 1076 I have looked at this ban message a few times since it appeared and have tried to resist - but this fucking makes me LOL. best ban message evar.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/13(Sat)21:35 No. 1084 I would like to see this screencapped.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/14(Sun)15:48 No. 1089 File 126860693210.jpg - (115.20KB , 1024x600 , lager.jpg ) >>1084

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Sup Ausfags Riverthief 10/03/14(Sun)06:29 No. 1086

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Whaddya' reckon? $5 bottles of Passion Pop beat the SHIT out of everything else! And why has no-one mentioned GOON yet?! Good ol' fruity lexia. I've gotta 'Aussie up' this joint somethin shockin.

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>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)00:31 No. 1094 Sparkling wine What is this shit?! You can't dip in that you savages

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)05:30 No. 1096 >>1086 spermswap.com huh?

>>	Riverthief 10/03/16(Tue)23:21 No. 1097 >>1091 Fuck off cunt, not even the fucking abo's drink coolabah. Only FAGGOTS do!

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Incest? Wine Connoisseur 10/03/15(Mon)21:51 No. 1092

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What are /v/'s thoughts on dipping in homemade wines?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)00:31 No. 1093 It's pretty hot. It really brings the experience to another level If it's wrong to dip in homemade wine, I don't want to be right

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Ask an enologist anything Wine Connoisseur 10/01/31(Sun)11:23 No. 980

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How's it going? I have bachelors in enology from Fresno State and I am working on my masters at UC Davis. Ask me anything.

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>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/09(Tue)20:18 No. 1073 >>1072 Actually I take back my sullying accusations. Perhaps our comrade is simply allowing his answers to age, much like the wine we all hold so dear.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/12(Fri)16:26 No. 1078 where did you work? like for your internships?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/15(Mon)07:56 No. 1090 >>980 What is the best way to pursue a career in a winery without getting specific degrees?

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Wine Connoisseur 10/03/12(Fri)16:14 No. 1077

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SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE A VINEYARD?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/13(Sat)16:28 No. 1082 It's been here for many months, pretty soon a half year. The exact history is not known by many

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/13(Sat)17:35 No. 1083 Did anyone else mouseover the link next to all the porn boards and think tentacle rape?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/14(Sun)13:02 No. 1088 >>1083 only one thing could induce that

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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/28(Sun)16:42 No. 1056

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what sherrys do you gentlemen find yourselves partial to?

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/01(Mon)03:50 No. 1057 I take it you won't take maraschino as an answer? All right, then I'll say "amontillado" because that's the only one I've tried and I liked it.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/13(Sat)08:34 No. 1080 >>1057 An excellent choice for luring drunk friends into the hands of your sweet, sweet revenge indeed.

>>	Wine Connoisseur 10/03/13(Sat)23:53 No. 1085 >>1080 Epic literary get. Hats off to you, sir.

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