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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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Loss of Content Wine Connoisseur ## Admin ## 11/07/26(Tue)09:34 No. 2008 [Reply] Stickied
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Due to a summer fig, all content of /v/ has been lost. I have asked for backups to be reloaded for the time being. We apologize for the inconvenience.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/16(Fri)23:21 No. 2311

Gay




Wilko 13/08/06(Tue)05:59 No. 2306 [Reply]
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http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/lnp-mp-peter-dowling-stands-down-in-sexting-scandal-20130806-2rao5.html

"News Limited reported Mr Dowling, who has been married for 27 years and has two children, had sent a series of explicit text messages and images - including a picture of his penis in a glass of red wine - to his mistress during their two and a half year affair."

He has my vote!


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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/13(Sun)02:46 No. 2510

It should have been champagne


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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/21(Mon)01:57 No. 2517

lol




Wine Connoisseur Of Sorts 12/05/30(Wed)03:03 No. 2182 [Reply]
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So i found this in my Basement /v/

What do think?

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Wine Connoisseur 14/03/14(Fri)00:30 No. 2464

Dont hurt me... But whats wrong with champagne?


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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/06(Sun)09:18 No. 2501

I am new to this site and forum and am just wondering why are you not allowed to post about champagne


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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/13(Sun)04:18 No. 2511

I think it's champagne.




Wine Connoisseur 13/02/12(Tue)07:45 No. 2274 [Reply]
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How is a woman to enjoy a fine wine?


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Wine Connoisseur 13/05/03(Fri)17:11 No. 2291

chapagne

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Wine Connoisseur 13/07/02(Tue)07:54 No. 2298
2298

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By dabbing.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/03/14(Fri)02:38 No. 2465

Good question sir. All female connoisseurs carry 'wine rags.' A wine rag is usually the size of a large cloth napkin or washcloth. The lady uses it as a sponge, dipping it in her wine glass. She then drops her panties, squats or lies down, and grabs one end in front of her and the opposite end behind her. The lady would hold it against her flower, and alternate pulling ends of the cloth. This wrings it into her ravine, letting her enjoy her wine.




Wine Connoisseur 14/02/01(Sat)09:48 No. 2449 [Reply]
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i have been lurking this board for a few years now and i cant figure out, is this a real fetish, or is it a bad joke gone wrong?
i will delete when i get an answer from you fine gentlemen.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/02/23(Sun)09:43 No. 2457

Same here bro, long time lurker and still confused as fuck every time I get on the board. I mean I am one sick fuck but dipping my cock in wine.... Definitely not as cool as dipping mu cock in ice cream or something interesting like that.




Cheesethread anyone? Jacob, the Hipster 12/03/24(Sat)04:58 No. 2148 [Reply]
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I'm a newfag, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I see no cheese to go with the wine threads. So let's start one, eh?


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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/04(Sun)15:40 No. 2304

The only cheese a dapper dipper like myself requires is a fine smegma.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/09/04(Wed)07:55 No. 2313
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>>2304


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Wine Connoisseur 13/10/03(Thu)19:06 No. 2317
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Gentleman, it seems to me that the most intense, intimate and hedonic means of enjoying the finest cheeses require that a man's member has been spared the cruelest of cuts. At risk of sounding gauche, many men, especially those of us who reside in these United States of America, lack a foreskin. I, myself, have experimented with various soft cheese - mostly derived from fine goat milks - as well as double-cream bries, and yet I feel like I am missing out on a certain I-don't-know-what.




Promotion Pee Know Nwahh 12/11/16(Fri)05:53 No. 2250 [Reply]
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So I just got made head of Pinot Noir at my winery.

I am so fucking excited. I shall post a dipping of a 5000 Liter tank when vintage happens.

Which will be late march.

Until then I am the happiest man in the world.

Pic related. The winery.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/07/02(Tue)07:48 No. 2297
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get it: Dick wine (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


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Robert 13/08/06(Tue)00:52 No. 2305

Good thing I don't drink wine.Even if I did any bacteria in it would be killed from the alcohol so failure is inevitable.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/28(Wed)08:25 No. 2312

actually, in several studies conducted by historians testing the validity of "old west" tropes such as sterilizing a wound with alcohol, anything lower than a hard liquor, such as liquers, beer, and yes, wine too, was proven to be an extremely fertile breeding ground for bacteria. The percentage isn't high enough to sterilize on its own, which is why when you make your own wine or beer you need to sterilize all the equipment at every step, even when bottling the fully fermented product. So he's probably gonna ruin that shit, though with a 5000 litre some of the product might escape contamination




Wine Connoisseur 13/01/15(Tue)03:15 No. 2269 [Reply]
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White Wine or Red Whine?


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Wine Connoisseur 13/05/08(Wed)07:49 No. 2292

Your gif angers me to no end at all. One has to literally be brain dead for that mode of attack to even have a CHANCE of succeeding. Ergo, either you play against children, or the mentally disable if that happens in real life.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/06/26(Wed)04:50 No. 2295

>>2292
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholar%27s_mate


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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/13(Tue)10:29 No. 2310

I have an even better mate than that:
http://www.chess.com/blog/Ariel_Demian/i-love-this-mate




Schramsberg 2006 Blanc de Blanc Quentin Fortesque 11/11/07(Mon)04:48 No. 2073 [Reply]
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It's made in Calistoga, poured into a Reidel Flute. Just got me thinking about this site. It's NOT champagne.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/07/13(Sat)07:16 No. 2300

>>2132
I was dipping and I still shot wine out my nose. Thanks friend! :)


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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/03(Sat)23:36 No. 2303

wtf! I just got here and everyone's got they shit in their wine. Why!?


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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/10(Sat)02:39 No. 2307

>>2303
For the sake of carrying on our love, Sir. Love.




anonymous 12/02/23(Thu)18:25 No. 2137 [Reply]
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Hey /v/

Just dipped in some central otago pinot.
Heavy tannins for its year and origin, but well balanced through evident old oak cooperage. couldn't comment on the aroma or taste (my peepeepallate isn't quite there yet) but the sensation? I would have to go with... flirtatious.
Shit was cash.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/06/18(Mon)14:29 No. 2192

Greetings sir, I was most glad to come across your post this fine evening. I am in fact from the central otago region myself, if you also hail from the area I extend my most cordial invitation to a dipping soiree on the evening of your choice. Regards.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/06/26(Tue)03:20 No. 2198

OP here.

Where in central? Just moved into Cromwell to work in a winery.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/07/14(Sun)21:44 No. 2301

I also live in cromwell.. Do you know the local KFC? maybe we could do some dipping in the bathroom there and enjoy some fried chicken afterwards.




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