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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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Loss of Content Wine Connoisseur ## Admin ## 11/07/26(Tue)09:34 No. 2008 [Reply] Stickied
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Due to a summer fig, all content of /v/ has been lost. I have asked for backups to be reloaded for the time being. We apologize for the inconvenience.


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Wine Connoisseur 18/07/11(Wed)10:06 No. 3464

>>2676
ty




Wine Connoisseur 10/01/14(Thu)15:58 No. 936 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Wait, does /v/ REALLY dip their penises into wine? I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Pic is what I prefer.


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Wine Connoisseur 18/05/13(Sun)06:36 No. 3462

>>953
I spent 6 years looking for this post again.


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Wine Connoisseur 18/06/03(Sun)08:56 No. 3463

This thread has been going on for 8 year what the heck?


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Winedicks Justwannaseewinedicks 18/08/20(Mon)06:50 No. 3466

Wine.dicks.uh...




Casterbation Wine Connoisseur 11/09/26(Mon)00:39 No. 2056 [Reply]
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Being a man of dipping pleasures I though I'd try broaden my horizon with something traditionally less savoury . At my place of working we handle large quantities of £50 pound notes and it happened that one night I was alone and the queen was giving me such a dirty look (we all know how kinky she is) that I took to lowering my culottes and wrapping her fine face (not the calamity that befell Sir John Houblons) around my John Thompson and proceeding as you envisage, of course no man would dare climax in front of her majesty so it was with great satisfaction I tethered my loins most regally and carried on with close of business.

I thought I would share that with you and enquire if someone else has shared in such pleasures.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/09/22(Sat)05:10 No. 2230
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Why OP, you inspired me to try it out, but as an American I didn't have quick access to bills with female characters on them, so I had to settle for Hamilton
We both enjoyed it though


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Wine Connoisseur 14/08/08(Fri)10:41 No. 2699

>>2230
You don't want to handle the hamilton?


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Wine Connoisseur 18/07/23(Mon)03:31 No. 3465
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Wine Connoisseur 14/02/01(Sat)09:48 No. 2449 [Reply]
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i have been lurking this board for a few years now and i cant figure out, is this a real fetish, or is it a bad joke gone wrong?
i will delete when i get an answer from you fine gentlemen.


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Wine Connoisseur 16/11/02(Wed)02:54 No. 3425

>>3424
Pics, anon.


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Wine Connoisseur 18/01/16(Tue)23:05 No. 3458
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It's certainly not a joke, you uncultured swine. The many nuances of the art of dipping your penis into a glass of fine, properly aged red wine is probably lost on you, but I will give you a hint regardless as to why this practice has taken off so much: when you dip your penis into wine, the urethra of the penis absorbs the alcohol far quicker than your stomach would (in the same way that alcohol through the anus is absorbed far quicker than through oral ingestion). However, because we are not fucking animals, we avoid the practice of sticking wine bottles up our buttocks (it also makes shitposting on 7chan much harder). Therefore, we've found that the quickest and most efficient way of absorption is through the urethra. And eventually, just as how over hundreds of years there became more and less tasteful ways to consume alcohol (fine wine vs. Budlite), there are more and less tasteful ways to rapidly absorb it. And thus the art of dipping was born.


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Wine Connoisseur 18/04/24(Tue)11:46 No. 3460

>>3458
nice




Unacceptable ! Le French man 14/09/18(Thu)14:26 No. 2780 [Reply]
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>>2182
Dear Moderator. As a french wine drinker, let me clarify something.
I find very disappointing to see soemone getting banned for posting a "champagne" Pic, as :
- It is made of Grapefruits like wine, besides of the fact that this board is called "the Vineyard"
- Champagne is a true Wine (sub familly of Sparkling Wines)
-Champagne is the most prestigious, and famous wine.
___
Don't judge me, i'm a connoiseur, and my familly lives in the "Région Champagne-Ardennes", and more accuratley in "Haute-Marn
As an expert, we own Red wine "Chateau-Lafite 1964" (1500€) and some "Breton Grand Cru" (100€)
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All of this to ask you to tolerate champagne amateurs in this thread please.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/03/01(Wed)22:29 No. 3436

I like Mimes


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Wine Connoisseur 17/05/30(Tue)23:29 No. 3441
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>>3436
You're going to burn in hell for that.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/08/09(Wed)11:41 No. 3449

>>2780
The real question is, how does it feel to dip your penis in a glass of champagne?

Is it an experience worth sharing?




Ejaculate in Absinthe Wine Connoisseur 15/01/14(Wed)17:37 No. 2858 [Reply]
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Hello, /v/.

Though I've seen the board clearly enforce its wine-only nature, I only have this place to turn to for such a question.

I do not appreciate wine, as I rather absinthe, and would appreciate other drinkers' input on this proposal. If preparing absinthe normally involves a sugar cube and water, I believe we could find a substitute, so that we could discard our spoons and sugar. Semen is around 40% fructose, and makes for a rather sweet substance. Is it possible to ejaculate in your absinthe to prepare it?

All other absinthe enthusiasts would turn away from my theory, but I know that those who enjoy their wine and their penises could help me confirm my idea. If someone could turn this true, or at least share their knowledge on sugar and spirit, I ask now.


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Wine Connoisseur 15/05/16(Sat)05:38 No. 2942

I don't even use sugar in my absinthe anymore. So I don't it would be necessary to add any 'personal' touches.

Besides, isn't this putting the cart before the horse? I'd want my absinthe prepared before ejaculating.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/03/12(Sun)05:58 No. 3437

>>2942
I'm really curious about the taste, whats it like Sir?




Wine Connoisseur 11/08/24(Wed)15:15 No. 2038 [Reply]
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Due to recent unemployment, I have been reduced to this.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


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Wine Connoisseur 17/01/23(Mon)08:39 No. 3431

Bettern BudLite


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Wine Connoisseur 17/01/30(Mon)01:20 No. 3432
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boy if you dont steal those then free beer is a glitch


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Wine Connoisseur 17/03/01(Wed)22:28 No. 3435

>Reduced

What a shame...you should be grateful for such high quality elixir to reach your mortal hands




fragolino and other fizzy reds farmer 16/11/27(Sun)02:40 No. 3426 [Reply]
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whats the deal with this? sparkling reds are stupid hard to find these days. why fizzred? pissed fast, no headache, cheap. i read the frag grape is illegall in europe as it carries disease and comes from americah. so does that mean amerifats get all the good swag fizzred?




Wine Connoisseur 15/11/27(Fri)05:14 No. 3132 [Reply]
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Apart from the other boorish behaviour, what does /v/ think of rubbing as an alternate to dipping?

"A passenger who dipped a finger in wine and rubbed it on his genitals, before biting a policeman, is facing jail after a £2,500 rampage on a flight from Dubai to Birmingham."

http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/25/worst-air-rage-passenger-jailed-after-dipping-finger-in-wine-and-rubbing-it-on-his-genitals-5525880/




anonymous 12/02/23(Thu)18:25 No. 2137 [Reply]
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Hey /v/

Just dipped in some central otago pinot.
Heavy tannins for its year and origin, but well balanced through evident old oak cooperage. couldn't comment on the aroma or taste (my peepeepallate isn't quite there yet) but the sensation? I would have to go with... flirtatious.
Shit was cash.


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Wine Connoisseur 13/07/14(Sun)21:44 No. 2301

I also live in cromwell.. Do you know the local KFC? maybe we could do some dipping in the bathroom there and enjoy some fried chicken afterwards.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/05/28(Wed)08:03 No. 2592

>>2301
Cromwell has no KFC you lying bastard.


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Wine Connoisseur 15/01/28(Wed)05:16 No. 2874

>>2137

Ever tried dipping in sparkling wine?




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