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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

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Wine Connoisseur 12/06/14(Thu)21:38 No. 2188 [Reply]

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Is dipping in home-brewed wine considered incest?

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Wine+Connoisseur+Of+Sorts 12/08/21(Tue)11:00 No. 2221

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Wine Connoisseur 12/08/27(Mon)03:06 No. 2222


Wine Connoisseur 14/11/06(Thu)05:53 No. 2822

Lets see

Casterbation Wine Connoisseur 11/09/26(Mon)00:39 No. 2056 [Reply]

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Being a man of dipping pleasures I though I'd try broaden my horizon with something traditionally less savoury . At my place of working we handle large quantities of £50 pound notes and it happened that one night I was alone and the queen was giving me such a dirty look (we all know how kinky she is) that I took to lowering my culottes and wrapping her fine face (not the calamity that befell Sir John Houblons) around my John Thompson and proceeding as you envisage, of course no man would dare climax in front of her majesty so it was with great satisfaction I tethered my loins most regally and carried on with close of business.

I thought I would share that with you and enquire if someone else has shared in such pleasures.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/11/14(Mon)12:13 No. 2083

Long Live the Queen, I say. Truly a pleasure for the patriotic man.

Wine Connoisseur 12/09/22(Sat)05:10 No. 2230

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Why OP, you inspired me to try it out, but as an American I didn't have quick access to bills with female characters on them, so I had to settle for Hamilton
We both enjoyed it though

Wine Connoisseur 14/08/08(Fri)10:41 No. 2699

You don't want to handle the hamilton?

Why not both? Wine Connoisseur 14/08/06(Wed)23:11 No. 2693 [Reply]

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Wilko 13/08/06(Tue)05:59 No. 2306 [Reply]

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"News Limited reported Mr Dowling, who has been married for 27 years and has two children, had sent a series of explicit text messages and images - including a picture of his penis in a glass of red wine - to his mistress during their two and a half year affair."

He has my vote!

Wine Connoisseur 14/04/13(Sun)02:46 No. 2510

It should have been champagne


Wine Connoisseur 14/04/21(Mon)01:57 No. 2517


Wine Connoisseur 14/07/11(Fri)17:17 No. 2661

Requesting ban

Wine Connoisseur 13/01/15(Tue)03:15 No. 2269 [Reply]

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White Wine or Red Whine?

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Wine Connoisseur 13/06/26(Wed)04:50 No. 2295


Wine Connoisseur 13/08/13(Tue)10:29 No. 2310

I have an even better mate than that:

Wine Connoisseur 14/06/06(Fri)18:15 No. 2602

ah the fools mate

Promotion Pee Know Nwahh 12/11/16(Fri)05:53 No. 2250 [Reply]

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So I just got made head of Pinot Noir at my winery.

I am so fucking excited. I shall post a dipping of a 5000 Liter tank when vintage happens.

Which will be late march.

Until then I am the happiest man in the world.

Pic related. The winery.

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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/28(Wed)08:25 No. 2312

actually, in several studies conducted by historians testing the validity of "old west" tropes such as sterilizing a wound with alcohol, anything lower than a hard liquor, such as liquers, beer, and yes, wine too, was proven to be an extremely fertile breeding ground for bacteria. The percentage isn't high enough to sterilize on its own, which is why when you make your own wine or beer you need to sterilize all the equipment at every step, even when bottling the fully fermented product. So he's probably gonna ruin that shit, though with a 5000 litre some of the product might escape contamination

Wine Connoisseur 14/04/30(Wed)15:32 No. 2539

I have been waiting a long time now, and would really like to see OP deliver.

Wine Connoisseur 14/05/28(Wed)07:51 No. 2591

Ok /v/aginas OP here. Totally surprised this post is still running. So I've been remiss in delivering, I know. For this horrid lapse in delivery I offer my most humble etc etc. however, I am now the operations manager at a wine bottling company, so I will attempt to find some acceptable alternative to dipping a gigantic tank of wine.
Stay in touch cunts


Wine Connoisseur 11/04/04(Mon)07:44 No. 1709 [Reply]

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Real men dip in scotch

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Wine Connoisseur 11/04/05(Tue)21:40 No. 1718

I happen to be a newcomer to this conversation, but I must suggest that you all try dipping in a fine cognac. She is an exciting lady indeed, you may recognize some of her charms from wines you have enjoyed in the past.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/05(Tue)22:00 No. 1719

You seem to have an affinity for the highly concentrated essence of the grape. This is not a path that I've ever want to go too far down myself due to the seeming inevitability of inadvertently torching my dick, however it is not something that I look down on, as a matter of fact the concept is one that interests me (from a theoretical point of view only) significantly. Have you tried marc/grappa or any of their relations such as pisco or the Greek one that I can not currently recall the name of.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/06(Wed)00:10 No. 1720

Sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

Cognac is quite a lovely lady indeed.

Wine Connoisseur Of Sorts 12/05/30(Wed)03:03 No. 2182 [Reply]

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So i found this in my Basement /v/

What do think?


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Wine Connoisseur 14/03/14(Fri)00:30 No. 2464

Dont hurt me... But whats wrong with champagne?

Wine Connoisseur 14/04/06(Sun)09:18 No. 2501

I am new to this site and forum and am just wondering why are you not allowed to post about champagne

Wine Connoisseur 14/04/13(Sun)04:18 No. 2511

I think it's champagne.

Wine Connoisseur 13/02/12(Tue)07:45 No. 2274 [Reply]

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How is a woman to enjoy a fine wine?

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Wine Connoisseur 13/05/03(Fri)17:11 No. 2291



Wine Connoisseur 13/07/02(Tue)07:54 No. 2298

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By dabbing.

Wine Connoisseur 14/03/14(Fri)02:38 No. 2465

Good question sir. All female connoisseurs carry 'wine rags.' A wine rag is usually the size of a large cloth napkin or washcloth. The lady uses it as a sponge, dipping it in her wine glass. She then drops her panties, squats or lies down, and grabs one end in front of her and the opposite end behind her. The lady would hold it against her flower, and alternate pulling ends of the cloth. This wrings it into her ravine, letting her enjoy her wine.

Cheesethread anyone? Jacob, the Hipster 12/03/24(Sat)04:58 No. 2148 [Reply]

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I'm a newfag, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I see no cheese to go with the wine threads. So let's start one, eh?

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Wine Connoisseur 13/08/04(Sun)15:40 No. 2304

The only cheese a dapper dipper like myself requires is a fine smegma.

Wine Connoisseur 13/09/04(Wed)07:55 No. 2313

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Wine Connoisseur 13/10/03(Thu)19:06 No. 2317

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Gentleman, it seems to me that the most intense, intimate and hedonic means of enjoying the finest cheeses require that a man's member has been spared the cruelest of cuts. At risk of sounding gauche, many men, especially those of us who reside in these United States of America, lack a foreskin. I, myself, have experimented with various soft cheese - mostly derived from fine goat milks - as well as double-cream bries, and yet I feel like I am missing out on a certain I-don't-know-what.

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