>>2177
Wait... do you mean to say that you put the cheese, pardon my language, in your mouth? That is both obscene and absurd, and frankly I must ask that you never mention such vulgar behaviour again, for decency's sake, and for the sake of my own stomach.

I enjoy a hoop cheese once in a while. Though some may call it ghetto, It lends a mild yet delicious taste to any wine.

I refuse to let this thread die so easily.

My, I cannot believe that one would post something so vile.

I have dipped in beers, ciders, meads, sake and soju. I have dipped in liquors and brews I've made myself. I've dipped in berry products, melon products, and even products so young they weren't even ready for bottling, but never would I dip in something as barbaric as that bottle in your pic. Return that filthy thing to the basement where it belongs.

Sup /v/ i'm back

>>2220
I find it most intolerable that such a nauseating and grotesque individual is able to frequent this board, further, with his inquiry to engage in such barbarous activity that only the marauding hordes of the bourgeois would ever contemplate it acceptable to partake in any act with such an odious substance.

Most absolutely my dear fellow. I had the pleasure of stroking HRM's face with my meaty man missile. She took the form of a roll of $20 notes (A cool G, as a matter of fact.) Most exquisite.

Long Live the Queen, I say. Truly a pleasure for the patriotic man.

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Why OP, you inspired me to try it out, but as an American I didn't have quick access to bills with female characters on them, so I had to settle for Hamilton
We both enjoyed it though

>>2196

Three weeks old and already being dipped in what can only be described as a "cup"? What sort of savage are you?

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>>2196

>>2221

Check out Carrick from Central Otago (New Zealand)

You should really read before you post.

This is the Vineyard. You probably wanted "/vg/ Video Games."

Th fuck is this?

Out! Out Damn Spot.

Do it faggot.
It'll be full of sulphur though so add some Hydrogen Peroxide first. Also in future just use normal grape juice and put it through a secondary fermentation for the bubbles (see methode traditionalle for details on such things)

I have taken cheap Welches white Niagara grape juice, added champagne yeast, and produced what tasted like basically a passable $10 bottle of white table wine. What was actually much better than that was letting the juice ferment for only a few days and drinking it while it is still likely and actively fermenting. Basically an American burcak. That shit is delicious and its something you literally cannot buy in stores in the US. BTW, I have 17 years experience as a home brewer of beer.

Don't use sparkling juice, the carbonation and preservatives will harm the fermentation, and it likely has sweeteners added which will not ferment properly, possibly spoiling it. Use some sort of relatively pure, unprocessed juice as the starting material.

However, know that fermentation in small batches tends to result in cloudiness and the like. Also, be careful to control the temperature or you might end up with vinegar.

>>2158
who helped to fix his bike!

My honest opinion is, he probably swings both ways.

I've been curious of the rainbow flag he wears from time to time.

>>2107
wine only gets people drunk when they're of the sort of brute who drinks the stuff. We here are a higher class of character.

Greetings sir, I was most glad to come across your post this fine evening. I am in fact from the central otago region myself, if you also hail from the area I extend my most cordial invitation to a dipping soiree on the evening of your choice. Regards.

OP here.

Where in central? Just moved into Cromwell to work in a winery.