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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

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Americium 11/09/05(Mon)07:53 No. 2047 [Reply]

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So I just dipped in a sweet, rather sugary Rose wine.
It was quite refreshing, but it lack that tingling you feel after a good red wine. I have to say, I do quite like it though.

Wine Connoisseur 11/08/22(Mon)09:06 No. 2035 [Reply]

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Why does everyone hate pinot grigio?
It's the only wine my mom drinks and I have it whenever I visit home. But everyone I talk to is like ew dude wtf. What's so bad about it?

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Wine Connoisseur 11/08/25(Thu)03:00 No. 2041

I'm not a fan of pinotses.

Wine Connoisseur 11/08/25(Thu)03:52 No. 2042

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Perhaps this would be up your alley as well, you lout.

Wine Connoisseur 11/08/31(Wed)04:10 No. 2046

It's the most mass produced wine in the world, the quality is shit, but its pretty cheap especialy the italian shit. its just about quantity when it comes to pinot gris.

Wine Connoisseur 11/08/14(Sun)08:16 No. 2023 [Reply]

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This evening I partook in the consumption of an entire 8oz block of cheese. It was quite exquisite.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/08/18(Thu)21:17 No. 2030

The fellow is more than likely embarrassed to say. If I had to guess, I'd have to say 'twas a cheap harlot from down the road and nothing more.

Wine Connoisseur 11/08/19(Fri)12:04 No. 2034

Terribly sorry, that seemed to have slipped my mind. It was a fine mild cheddar.

Wine Connoisseur 11/08/24(Wed)08:01 No. 2037

I prefer a nice soft Danish Havarti. Bold, yet yielding.

Whiskey Connoisseur 11/07/18(Mon)16:21 No. 1868 [Reply]

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Dipping in wine is for pussies. Real men dip in Jack Daniels.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/21(Thu)02:29 No. 1886


o noes, you have a thesaurus!! whatever shall I do? :O

I bet my dick is nicer than yours, and it definately sees more pussy than yours. U jellie, faggot?

Wine Connoisseur 11/07/29(Fri)15:23 No. 2011

Good sir! Your behaviour is abominable. You should know well that we have no interest in your private parts, nor how many flowers they have scathed. We true gentlemen keep our private business to ourselves, while we sometimes discuss viable methods for our desires. I bid you: "Good day!"

Andley+M 11/08/05(Fri)07:20 No. 2017

Hmmmmphalumphs! My heavens! What have we become, speaking of such foul things as boxed wine and the like. On the internet, no less! I'll have nothiing less than intravenous wine. Slamming, as the slang goes. And I have kidney stones in my veins, and goddamn proud of them. You'll never take them away, mommy! Wine

Wine Connoisseur 11/07/26(Tue)09:12 No. 2007 [Reply]

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/13(Fri)08:10 No. 1265 [Reply]

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Gentleman, I fear I have a problem here. I'm kinda stuck. Any advice?

Wine Connoisseur 10/08/16(Mon)22:02 No. 1270

Refrain from placing your member in the bottle in the future.


Wine Connoisseur 11/07/25(Mon)03:31 No. 1891


Wine Connoisseur 11/07/29(Fri)07:28 No. 2009

Refrain from placing your member in the bottle in the future.

Wine Connoisseur 11/07/25(Mon)05:23 No. 2004 [Reply]

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I accidentally the whole board. have some champagne as a small consolation.

Wine Connoisseur 11/07/25(Mon)23:50 No. 2005



Wine Connoisseur 11/07/26(Tue)02:41 No. 2006

u mad?

Wine Connoisseur 11/06/30(Thu)07:52 No. 1845 [Reply]

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So /v/, out of curiosity I dipped into a glass of Manischewitz Concord Grape
Wine, and i must say that I was pleasantly surprised by both the aroma and
"feel" of it. It was smooth and not to heavy, although the sweetness was
slightly overwhelming.

Just thought i would share this with you all
A fine evening to you all.

Wine Connoisseur 11/07/06(Wed)22:38 No. 1848

I hope you're circumcised. (He said in an attempt to bring good-natured humor to his fellows.)

Wine Connoisseur 11/07/09(Sat)05:05 No. 1849

I am, in fact.

Wine Connoisseur 11/06/25(Sat)02:29 No. 1835 [Reply]

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i've heard wine coolers are just wine that is gay. Is this True? even if it is gay is there sensation to sticking your penis in it.

Teddyhands!!Z2L2HlLmD5 11/06/26(Sun)14:44 No. 1840

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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/27(Mon)15:42 No. 1842

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thank you for sharing your knowledge Fonzie
pic related is you

Wine Connoisseur 11/06/18(Sat)20:24 No. 1828 [Reply]

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So Who here has tried a tisdale before? Was it worth it?

Wine Connoisseur 11/06/26(Sun)13:23 No. 1839

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This is the only Tisdale I know, and it's nowhere near as exciting as it sounds.

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