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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/30(Thu)07:52 No. 1845 [Reply]
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So /v/, out of curiosity I dipped into a glass of Manischewitz Concord Grape
Wine, and i must say that I was pleasantly surprised by both the aroma and
"feel" of it. It was smooth and not to heavy, although the sweetness was
slightly overwhelming.

Just thought i would share this with you all
A fine evening to you all.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/06(Wed)22:38 No. 1848

I hope you're circumcised. (He said in an attempt to bring good-natured humor to his fellows.)


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/09(Sat)05:05 No. 1849

>>1848
I am, in fact.




Wine Connoisseur 11/06/25(Sat)02:29 No. 1835 [Reply]
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i've heard wine coolers are just wine that is gay. Is this True? even if it is gay is there sensation to sticking your penis in it.


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Teddyhands!!Z2L2HlLmD5 11/06/26(Sun)14:44 No. 1840
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>Wine
>Cooler


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/27(Mon)15:42 No. 1842
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>>1840
thank you for sharing your knowledge Fonzie
pic related is you




Wine Connoisseur 11/06/18(Sat)20:24 No. 1828 [Reply]
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So Who here has tried a tisdale before? Was it worth it?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/26(Sun)13:23 No. 1839
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This is the only Tisdale I know, and it's nowhere near as exciting as it sounds.




Wine Connoisseur 11/05/14(Sat)21:42 No. 1780 [Reply]
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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/11(Sat)06:51 No. 1818

wut?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/18(Sat)16:48 No. 1827

You people need something to make you realize it is just a silly wine bottle and not a female's reproductive organ.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/26/nation/3556615&sec=nation


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/20(Mon)21:19 No. 1830

>>1827
Everyone's problem here is that they put the bottle in a pedestal.




Wine Connoisseur 11/06/08(Wed)23:59 No. 1813 [Reply]
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So how does v feel about sticking it's dick in Boxed wine?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/10(Fri)17:28 No. 1817

>>1813
Most of the pleassure you may get from doing it is the dickputting technic. As a box is enterelly closed there's plenty of posibilities on how, where and how much to open it (wich is, at least form me, the only way to put my dick into it. I really wouldn't dig rubing it on the box without making contact with the wine). If you perform this complex act please let us know how you made it and if it was worth not buying a bottle.


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OP 11/06/12(Sun)06:30 No. 1820

Well I found out you could open up the box and there was a vacuum sealed bag in there! oh where might I cut a hole and enter?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/17(Fri)05:40 No. 1825
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>>1820
This image, as disturbing and violent as it may be for some wine lovers, has for purpouse to illustrate how or where should you open your wine box... I don't find this kind of sadism pleacent, but there's people out there capable to open a them with just a bite, and they get this result. I'm not suggesting you in any way to use that method, but the choise is yours.




explain Wine Connoisseur 11/03/08(Tue)09:33 No. 1636 [Reply]
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this a joke? what the fuck is dipping your cocks in wine supposed to be doing?!


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/28(Sat)14:14 No. 1801

Making you future children alchoholics.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/30(Mon)19:20 No. 1804

>>1668

Doing away with all the bullshit, this is pretty much the gist of it. It's simply using other sensory organs than the mouth to enjoy a wine of choice. Which is no more ludicrous than anything else one might do with one's dick.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/01(Wed)13:30 No. 1807

>>1668
Your understanding of other fetishes really is poor.

>if you are a "furry"(god forbid that)then you need to enjoy animal-human hybrids and suits
No, just, no. There's the people who dress up and the people who just share porn on the internet. In fact there's many different types including the bat shit insane ones who think they're actually a wolf/dog/etc. There's no rule that you must dress up.

>If you are a follower of BDSM,you NEED to have the desire to hurt/get hurt
Also, no. Completely wrong.

Please, just visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page and read the ENTIRE article for every subject you have just failed at understanding then come back here understanding fetishes properly.




Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)14:42 No. 1034 [Reply]
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Okay well I personally think I'm getting trolled so bad here on /v/ that I'm actually going to stick my dick in a cup of red wine to see what is so freaking good.

Will post what happens in a few minutes.

Sorry about the pic its all I had :)


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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/16(Mon)03:53 No. 1268

It's a pretty nice phenomenon. I don't know why you'd doubt the veracity of the thing.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/16(Mon)13:05 No. 1269

I'm submissive so I let my wine do the fucking


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/30(Mon)03:32 No. 1803
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Dipping is a fine pleasure of mine as well hurr durr




Wine Connoisseur 10/07/17(Sat)20:57 No. 1196 [Reply]
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Hello, gentlemen. I am attending UC Davis in the fall to major in enology - yes, that is correct; I am actually majoring in sticking my penis into fine wines. How does that make you feel?

Pic related, my face when I got into the ag school at Davis.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/16(Mon)08:04 No. 1782

I bike over your workshop. Deal with it.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/18(Wed)06:13 No. 1785

>>1196
Please excuse my ignorance, I admire and congratulate your achievements. I have to ask is UC Davis as out in the sticks as I have heard? I was given the impression that it is just a small college in the middle of farm land. I hope you can enlighten me.


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oh fack 11/05/24(Tue)15:46 No. 1799

UC Davis fag here. Cool major, bro. Yea, we have cows and shit but it's hardly "out in the sticks." It's about 10 miles away from Sacramento, the capital city of California, and about 60 miles from San Francisco. It's a college town with a large bicycling community, lots of families... and drunk ass uni students, lol.

I took an intro to winemaking class two years ago... was pretty interesting.




Wine Connoisseur 11/05/15(Sun)23:02 No. 1781 [Reply]
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Why is this board listed under "Porn", if it's all classy n' shit?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/16(Mon)13:12 No. 1783
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>B/c you touch yourself at night


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/24(Tue)05:27 No. 1798

Because it is devoted to the use of one's erogenous areas in the act of appreciating wine. While this is more of a broadly sensual practice than a strictly sexual one, discussion of the subject is fairly consistently not safe for work.

Of course, the question itself incorrectly assumes that pornography cannot be classy.




Wine Connoisseur 11/02/26(Sat)07:51 No. 1622 [Reply]
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Vodka, a centimeter of honey int he glass, some cinnamon, ground cloves, nutmeg.

If you want a bit more of an experience grind up some haawiian babywoodro seeds.. Take this, it's the Dr. orders. Do it!


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/12(Thu)06:17 No. 1773
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>>1622

At the very least get some real potato vodka


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/22(Sun)07:50 No. 1787
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This'll burn the crabs RIGHT OFF


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/22(Sun)10:27 No. 1789
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my new favorite vodka is actually American, and not only that, but Texan... i know right? its called Tito's, and it is awesome! hand crafted in pot stills and all.




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