/v/ - The Vineyard

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/15(Sun)23:02 No. 1781 [Reply]

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Why is this board listed under "Porn", if it's all classy n' shit?

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/16(Mon)13:12 No. 1783

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>B/c you touch yourself at night

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/24(Tue)05:27 No. 1798

Because it is devoted to the use of one's erogenous areas in the act of appreciating wine. While this is more of a broadly sensual practice than a strictly sexual one, discussion of the subject is fairly consistently not safe for work.

Of course, the question itself incorrectly assumes that pornography cannot be classy.

Wine Connoisseur 11/02/26(Sat)07:51 No. 1622 [Reply]

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Vodka, a centimeter of honey int he glass, some cinnamon, ground cloves, nutmeg.

If you want a bit more of an experience grind up some haawiian babywoodro seeds.. Take this, it's the Dr. orders. Do it!

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/12(Thu)06:17 No. 1773

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>>1622

At the very least get some real potato vodka

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/22(Sun)07:50 No. 1787

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This'll burn the crabs RIGHT OFF

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/22(Sun)10:27 No. 1789

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my new favorite vodka is actually American, and not only that, but Texan... i know right? its called Tito's, and it is awesome! hand crafted in pot stills and all.

Wine Connoisseur 10/08/15(Sun)22:36 No. 1267 [Reply]

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This is what I stick my dick in.

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mr blister 11/04/18(Mon)22:26 No. 1744

i enjoy the malbec. it's fuckin cheap here

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/10(Tue)10:47 No. 1766

>>stick my dick in.
Why my dear fellow, why such perversity and base language?
When you make sweet lovings upon your wife, do you merely stick your dick in?

Then a poor lover you must make. I tip my hat to you and bid you good day, sir.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/13(Fri)17:48 No. 1777

I saw a bottle of that on my vacation to Malta, bought a bottle just for curiosity's sake.
Turns out its pretty good.
Cheers

Wine Connoisseur 11/02/10(Thu)10:06 No. 1540 [Reply]

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Are there any other poor folks who dip with bumwine? Sometimes the money is just too tight when you get those "certain cravings" you know?

I'm not ashamed in the slightest.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/01(Tue)16:23 No. 1631

>>1571
I couldn’t even imagine the unpleasantness that would follow if I plunged my Penis into a lightly sparkled Prosecco never the less a full fledged sparkling or Champ..., but enough of the gutter talk already. Anyone try any good Pinot Noirs? I tried a wonderful New Zealand one the other day; Tuatara Bay. Light oak and tannins, and a nice zest of acidity. I definitely recommend it!

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/16(Wed)01:25 No. 1659

>>1631
Pinot? I don't swing that way. And black, to boot. You should be ashamed.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/12(Thu)06:46 No. 1775

>>1571

I have heard from men who have had the misfortune of dipping in a sparkling wine (champagne or otherwise) and sadly I have tried it myself, mankind's curiosity is both a gift and a curse.

I can assure you that any liquid with carbonation while at first novel and interesting, quickly turns unpleasant.

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/09(Mon)04:17 No. 1763 [Reply]

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I just fucked the shit out of this glass of wine. First I treated it to a movie, did the foreplay shit, and finally fucked it. Shit was SO CASH!

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U jelly?

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/09(Mon)04:26 No. 1764

>fucked the shit out of
>foreplay shit
You are a classless scrot, vacate the vineyard.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/10(Tue)11:03 No. 1768

>>1764
Why it certainly is about time someone said something about these rapscallions. Brigands, all of them these days.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/11(Wed)02:18 No. 1770

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>>1768
The lower class is truly a bore.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/23(Wed)22:31 No. 1690 [Reply]

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I gave up alcohol, so now I dip my cock in grape juice.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/04/19(Tue)19:15 No. 1745

>>1736
indeed.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/09(Mon)20:54 No. 1765

>>1736

This man advocates the truth.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/10(Tue)11:06 No. 1769

>>1736
>>1745
>>1765

Hmm, someone is SAME DIPPING.

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, Wine Connoisseur 11/04/20(Wed)02:12 No. 1746 [Reply]

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I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!!

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Wine Connoisseur 11/04/20(Wed)07:25 No. 1747

You surely are a desperate, fellow. It's been many a moon since my last love, though I have never been at a low enough state to resort to such things! Say what you might about it, but I would sooner love, dare I say it... Champagne.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/04/21(Thu)13:20 No. 1748

i get it. k

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Wine Connoisseur 11/04/30(Sat)00:34 No. 1754

heh heh ;D

GENTS! Wine Connoisseur 11/04/26(Tue)01:29 No. 1751 [Reply]

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I broke my favorite wine opener / catheter the other day and I can't seem to find any similar replacements. It has opened every wine bottle perfectly for me for almost 10 years, and has spelunked through my urethra countless times.

Any of you fine gentlemen know where I can find one just like this? I'd like to avoid these horrible lever-based ones that the hordes of filthy commoners use: http://i.imgur.com/hijTv.jpg

dip for the real man Beer Connoisseur 11/03/25(Fri)18:21 No. 1693 [Reply]

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Real men dip in beer.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/28(Mon)09:34 No. 1702

>>1701
Good man, I completely agree. I came on a little strong, but I do not believe what I said was uncalled for. As far as I'm concerned, this arrogant chap is dipping in Bud Light. What kind of man barges in on a quaint gentleman's club and brashly claims such things. It's absurd to think that you can attempt to persuade rational people with such generalized phrasing.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)09:58 No. 1725

I find this conceited demonstration of masculinity rather blunt and tedious.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/04/14(Thu)06:16 No. 1741

I've been watching this board for awhile and while my own interest in "dipping" grows I must say to stoop down to a common bubbly drink at a frat party must be rather degrading

are you a whore by anychance?

Incest? Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)05:51 No. 1092 [Reply]

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What are /v/'s thoughts on dipping in homemade wines?

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Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)08:31 No. 1093

It's pretty hot. It really brings the experience to another level

If it's wrong to dip in homemade wine, I don't want to be right

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Integris 10/03/20(Sat)04:04 No. 1112

I enjoy it. I have seven gallons of muscadine wine vinting in the next room. I sometimes use my wine-thief to drizzle it along the edge of my glans as a "preview." Dipping a wine is far more intimate when you've been with it from the outset and know all of its intricacies. This is rather like being with a young girl repeatedly until she flowers into a woman, only far superior.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)10:39 No. 1729

>>1165
Alas! Cruel natular law!