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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/15(Sun)22:36 No. 1267 [Reply]

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This is what I stick my dick in.

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mr blister 11/04/18(Mon)22:26 No. 1744

i enjoy the malbec. it's fuckin cheap here

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/10(Tue)10:47 No. 1766

>>stick my dick in.
Why my dear fellow, why such perversity and base language?
When you make sweet lovings upon your wife, do you merely stick your dick in?

Then a poor lover you must make. I tip my hat to you and bid you good day, sir.

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/13(Fri)17:48 No. 1777

I saw a bottle of that on my vacation to Malta, bought a bottle just for curiosity's sake.
Turns out its pretty good.

Wine Connoisseur 11/02/10(Thu)10:06 No. 1540 [Reply]

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Are there any other poor folks who dip with bumwine? Sometimes the money is just too tight when you get those "certain cravings" you know?

I'm not ashamed in the slightest.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/01(Tue)16:23 No. 1631

I couldn’t even imagine the unpleasantness that would follow if I plunged my Penis into a lightly sparkled Prosecco never the less a full fledged sparkling or Champ..., but enough of the gutter talk already. Anyone try any good Pinot Noirs? I tried a wonderful New Zealand one the other day; Tuatara Bay. Light oak and tannins, and a nice zest of acidity. I definitely recommend it!

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/16(Wed)01:25 No. 1659

Pinot? I don't swing that way. And black, to boot. You should be ashamed.

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/12(Thu)06:46 No. 1775


I have heard from men who have had the misfortune of dipping in a sparkling wine (champagne or otherwise) and sadly I have tried it myself, mankind's curiosity is both a gift and a curse.

I can assure you that any liquid with carbonation while at first novel and interesting, quickly turns unpleasant.

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/09(Mon)04:17 No. 1763 [Reply]

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I just fucked the shit out of this glass of wine. First I treated it to a movie, did the foreplay shit, and finally fucked it. Shit was SO CASH!

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U jelly?

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/09(Mon)04:26 No. 1764

>fucked the shit out of
>foreplay shit
You are a classless scrot, vacate the vineyard.

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/10(Tue)11:03 No. 1768

Why it certainly is about time someone said something about these rapscallions. Brigands, all of them these days.

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/11(Wed)02:18 No. 1770

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The lower class is truly a bore.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/23(Wed)22:31 No. 1690 [Reply]

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I gave up alcohol, so now I dip my cock in grape juice.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/04/19(Tue)19:15 No. 1745


Wine Connoisseur 11/05/09(Mon)20:54 No. 1765


This man advocates the truth.

Wine Connoisseur 11/05/10(Tue)11:06 No. 1769


Hmm, someone is SAME DIPPING.

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, Wine Connoisseur 11/04/20(Wed)02:12 No. 1746 [Reply]

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I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!!

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/20(Wed)07:25 No. 1747

You surely are a desperate, fellow. It's been many a moon since my last love, though I have never been at a low enough state to resort to such things! Say what you might about it, but I would sooner love, dare I say it... Champagne.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/21(Thu)13:20 No. 1748

i get it. k

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/30(Sat)00:34 No. 1754

heh heh ;D

GENTS! Wine Connoisseur 11/04/26(Tue)01:29 No. 1751 [Reply]

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I broke my favorite wine opener / catheter the other day and I can't seem to find any similar replacements. It has opened every wine bottle perfectly for me for almost 10 years, and has spelunked through my urethra countless times.

Any of you fine gentlemen know where I can find one just like this? I'd like to avoid these horrible lever-based ones that the hordes of filthy commoners use: http://i.imgur.com/hijTv.jpg

dip for the real man Beer Connoisseur 11/03/25(Fri)18:21 No. 1693 [Reply]

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Real men dip in beer.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/28(Mon)09:34 No. 1702

Good man, I completely agree. I came on a little strong, but I do not believe what I said was uncalled for. As far as I'm concerned, this arrogant chap is dipping in Bud Light. What kind of man barges in on a quaint gentleman's club and brashly claims such things. It's absurd to think that you can attempt to persuade rational people with such generalized phrasing.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)09:58 No. 1725

I find this conceited demonstration of masculinity rather blunt and tedious.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/14(Thu)06:16 No. 1741

I've been watching this board for awhile and while my own interest in "dipping" grows I must say to stoop down to a common bubbly drink at a frat party must be rather degrading

are you a whore by anychance?

Incest? Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)05:51 No. 1092 [Reply]

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What are /v/'s thoughts on dipping in homemade wines?

Wine Connoisseur 10/03/16(Tue)08:31 No. 1093

It's pretty hot. It really brings the experience to another level

If it's wrong to dip in homemade wine, I don't want to be right

Integris 10/03/20(Sat)04:04 No. 1112

I enjoy it. I have seven gallons of muscadine wine vinting in the next room. I sometimes use my wine-thief to drizzle it along the edge of my glans as a "preview." Dipping a wine is far more intimate when you've been with it from the outset and know all of its intricacies. This is rather like being with a young girl repeatedly until she flowers into a woman, only far superior.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)10:39 No. 1729

Alas! Cruel natular law!

wineconnoisseur 11/03/02(Wed)04:48 No. 1633 [Reply]

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Guys, my dick is too small to easily get into a win glass, but too wide (barely) to fit into a bottle. I've recently learned that with a little tubing and a small rubber hand pump, I can easily dip all day long! Life changing I promise you this.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)10:37 No. 1728

I applaud your contrivance, sir!


Wine Connoisseur 10/06/25(Fri)02:13 No. 1129 [Reply]

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Hello /v/,

I have a job as a cheesemonger. I get to be near cheese and sample various cheese all day erry'day. There's nothing I enjoy more than taking home a nice Gouda or some Halloumi and eating it while I stick my dick in some Port or Merlot.

What are /v/'s favorite cheeses and accompanying wines?

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/30(Wed)04:57 No. 1705

Camembert you lout.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/31(Thu)10:21 No. 1707

I thought this was a classy lot. Cheese is for inserting in the rectum whilst dipping. I can't believe you savages eat the stuff.

Wine Connoisseur 12/01/16(Mon)16:51 No. 2122


I believe, good sir, that these gentlemen are participating in some manner of "internet joke".

Nobody is really eating cheese old man.

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