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I have a job as a cheesemonger. I get to be near cheese and sample various cheese all day erry'day. There's nothing I enjoy more than taking home a nice Gouda or some Halloumi and eating it while I stick my dick in some Port or Merlot.
What are /v/'s favorite cheeses and accompanying wines?
Camembert you lout.
I thought this was a classy lot. Cheese is for inserting in the rectum whilst dipping. I can't believe you savages eat the stuff.
I believe, good sir, that these gentlemen are participating in some manner of "internet joke".
Nobody is really eating cheese old man.
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You will, I trust, excuse me if I do not join you. But, I have already come, and I never dip my penis into... wine.
forgot to post this picture the first time
Your attire suggests you as a gentleman of some taste; perhaps you might try it? I assure you it will bring you nothing but pleasure.
This is what i plunge my gentleman stick into, warning: it's not for the feint of heart it's pinot noir from 1727!!!, only the most sophisticated of dippers are welcome.
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pinot = penis
noir = black
Enjoy your dip
Last Saturday I was at Gaston De Court's exquisite dipping party in Le Mans, France. Everything was going great, fine Merlot, distinguished Shiraz, and exotic Cabernet Sauvignon, o what a ball it was till Gaston's brother, Louis introduced some champagne to dip in at first i was repulsed by such a savage offer but... in a moment of euphoria and wanting to fit in with the crowd i proceeded to dip into the Champagne afterward i felt ashamed and have since contemplated suicide for my actions, i guess what i am asking is, is life worth living after such a horrific blow to my dignity?
Only death's warm embrace will free you from the guilt.
May The Almighty One have mercy on your soul.
May your death be swift savage!
Partying with Frenchies? Sir, you had it coming.
I realize this petition does not inherently have to do with dipping, but I pose a question to all fellow wine connoisseurs:
I have planned for Friday of the next week that my girlfriend and I sit on my roof and enjoy a quiet evening watching the stars and drinking some wine.
However, I am not very well versed in the art of wine, and do not know which variety would be well suited for such an endeavor. Personally, I generally prefer white wines, though there has been a red or even rosé that has piqued my interest in the past.
So, gentlemen, what would you recommend to me?
Thank you, kind sir, for naming a type of wine that I may actually be able to find and afford. Naming specific brands and much less years would be quite a feat for me as I do not live in a country where wine is frequently consumed. However, any and all more suggestions are always welcome and appreciated.
Though, I did give a very general suggestion, you should know that not all sweet reds are "bargain brand" names. They and their affection are entirely different from one another.
It's complete blasphemy to say, "Oh, cool, sweet red: sounds like a keeper." and to think that each branching vintage will yield the same amount of passion and love. Why, it's the same as assuming that a woman of your preferred race will be just as good in bed as any other... the fat ones as well.
I am completely right, though if you find yourself content with your "Barefoot Cellars" whore rather than the likes of my beloved "Chateau d’Yquem", that is fine; it leaves more for my enjoyment.
After all, you are just drinking it.
Drinking wine? How bothersome.
would you fuck her
i sense a trap. either way yes.
By chance, is her genitalia a glass of wine?
So i just realized this board is all about dipping your cock into wine.
At first i thought i was being trolled...
You guys are dipping your dicks in wine, like its the right way to utilize wine.
man it took me forever to realize the jenkem board on fo 7chan was an elaborate troll.....this board is just plain weird though.
hey guys! want to by some wine and dip you dick into a glass of that shit?
I was wondering how the fuck they did it erry day.
Hello, gentlemen. I come to you today with a bit of a problem. I started visiting The Vineyard shortly after my lover introduced to it to me as a joke of sorts. He claimed how he loved submerging his organ into only the finest wines.
A few weeks ago I caught him having relations in our chamber. I told him it was all fine and dandy if he enjoyed inserting his genitalia into a glass of wine as long as it did not effect the relationship between him and I.
It wasn't much more than a fortnight ago that he and I ceased having sex completely. I later learned it was due to his obsessive dipping. I even offered to host a party with wine in my own "vineyard" but he told me that I was misunderstanding him and kicked me out of the house. I am now homeless and loveless. Please, gentlemen, help me with my predicament. I have nowhere else to turn.
Have you considered taking wine vaginally or anally? Some "gentlemen" here seem to assume that without a penis one can only enjoy wine orally, however I do not subscribe to that sentiment.
I concur. The fairer sex should be able to enjoy a nice vintage without having to drink it like savages.
On a serious note, be careful if you actually pour wine into the vagina/anus. It gets you drunk really fast.
Anyone ever use habushu?
It's supposed to be good for you.
I'd be too freaked out by those snakes to try, even if they weren't dead.
i dont doubt id give any gentlemens genitals an exotic aroma
Let me tell ya that stuff is the shit. it shuts down you liver for about an hour so that anything else you drink goes directly to your blood stream.
you wanna get shit faced for cheap start with this stuff.