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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)14:42 No. 1034
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Okay well I personally think I'm getting trolled so bad here on /v/ that I'm actually going to stick my dick in a cup of red wine to see what is so freaking good.

Will post what happens in a few minutes.

Sorry about the pic its all I had :)


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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)14:46 No. 1035

Ok well, white wine stings -.- so I think i'm being trolled pretty bad for me to continue and try red wine


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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)14:49 No. 1036

red wine = nothing -.-

i hate you guys


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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)21:56 No. 1039

It's a passionate and consensual relationship. You can't expect to experience the greatness, when you just stick your member in a red wine(or even a white wine, eww).

You have to treat it with respect. Make it enjoyable for the both of you.

Given your dismissive post record you seem to have a basic problem loving wine. Have you tried cheese with it? Some people swear to that, although I don't quite understand it. Maybe even try another wine. They range far and wide in complexities and viscosity


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Wine Connoisseur 10/02/26(Fri)22:44 No. 1054

Sir, you clearly were anticipating the failure of your experiment before you had ever began. It is not unlike the man who believes he will become ill, his worry eventually causes the illness. The next time that you attempt to love a wine, do it with an open mind and without preconceived notions of the results.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/06/22(Tue)20:14 No. 1121

Well sir, I think you need a more complete experience. Certainly, wine alone is too subtle for you.

Have a bit of cheese as these men suggest, but also a cigar. Then, you'll have the trifecta of classy men.


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/06/24(Thu)05:01 No. 1125

Do you fine gents Dip and then get oral from your lady....if so what does she say about it I love red wine but i have never enjoyed like this...
I'm not a troll just someone who wants to perhaps try this .... my boyfriend would have to dip but i really would love to know.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/06/27(Sun)07:49 No. 1145

relevant to your question, miss, i'd like to say i have licked red wine off a girlfriend's breasts. it was an extremely enjoyable experience.

i see no reason why your proposed escapade wouldn't be equally satisfying.


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/06/27(Sun)21:27 No. 1147

>>1145
why thank you fine sir ^_^ , I just have to get him to dip now bur he may not want to
so i might just take a sip and go from there (with the wine still in my mouth).... is the tingle super tingly or subtle...


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/06/27(Sun)21:27 No. 1148

>>1145
why thank you fine sir ^_^ , I just have to get him to dip now but he may not want to
so i might just take a sip and go from there (with the wine still in my mouth).... is the tingle super tingly or subtle...


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/06/27(Sun)21:29 No. 1149

>>1145
why thank you fine sir ^_^ , I just have to get him to dip now but he may not want to
so i might just take a sip and go from there (with the wine still in my mouth).... is the tingle super tingly or subtle...


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Wine Connoisseur 10/06/30(Wed)20:05 No. 1151

>>1149
It is a slight tingle with a medium tingle in the urethra.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/01(Thu)19:06 No. 1153

>>1151
sounds pretty nice.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/02(Fri)11:30 No. 1155

>>1149

you could always just pour the wine over his penis, like i poured it on my girlfriend's breasts.

you would get the flavour, and he wouldn't have to commit to dipping.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/06(Tue)00:10 No. 1167

>>1147
>>1148
>>1149
what is this?


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/07/08(Thu)04:36 No. 1176

>>1167
My connection sucks .....so it posted a ton.
and its something i wanted to know .


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/07/08(Thu)04:37 No. 1177

>>1155
Thank you ^_^


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/09(Fri)21:18 No. 1181

>>1176
there's a delete feature, you know.


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/07/10(Sat)06:25 No. 1182

>>1181
I admit i have NO idea how to use it :(


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/10(Sat)08:06 No. 1185

>>1177

i hope you'll let us know how this turns out!


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/07/11(Sun)17:44 No. 1186

>>1185
I'm getting some good Merlot soon
so i'll tell you when i try it.
but i honestly think i'll have to just have some in my mouth.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/15(Thu)17:50 No. 1191

Try some Rosé


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/15(Thu)19:29 No. 1192

>>1191
Pff, rosés are the mexicans of wines

Cheap, but they have a mustache


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/15(Thu)19:29 No. 1193

>>1191
Pff, rosés are the mexicans of wines

Cheap, but they have a mustache


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/18(Sun)04:37 No. 1198

Stick your dick in champagne!!!! the bubbles feel good man


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/07/18(Sun)23:23 No. 1199
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>>1198
how about some WINE
pic related


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/20(Tue)19:23 No. 1211

>>1198
white stings,
If you want fizz, use sparkling red. An Italian would be satisfactory.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/20(Tue)19:23 No. 1212

>>1198
white stings,
If you want fizz, use sparkling red. An Italian would be satisfactory.


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Wine n00b 10/07/23(Fri)03:17 No. 1223

This board is full of win.
However, I also get the feeling that I am getting trolled.

I get the feeling all of these eloquent responses are coming from the same fag.
These two posts are very similar:
>>1054
>>1121

More importantly, why are there no pictures of dipping in an image board "dedicated" to the "art" of dipping?


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/23(Fri)19:54 No. 1225

>>1223
There are alot, young grasshopper

Just look a good few pages back. It's slowing down over the summer though. There's an influx of nignogs who think this is a replacement /b/...


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Wine n00b 10/07/23(Fri)23:56 No. 1226
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I regret ever having doubted this fine image board's ability to come through with the goods.

However, I still feel that the majority of the articulate posts found here originate from the same fag.

I am not saying that I do not love reading his or her work.
I am simply agreeing with OP - I also "think I'm getting trolled so bad," perhaps by one super-massive troll (pic related).

Photographic evidence will ease my mind. If multiple Anons post pictures capturing themselves in the act of dipping, and if it is evident that the members portrayed in the images are not one and the same, AND if the posters all display mastery of the English language, then any doubts of samefagging shall be put to rest.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/24(Sat)02:18 No. 1227

>>1226
Wait, why are you here exactly?


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/25(Sun)16:15 No. 1231

personally, i dont much care about the origin or fancy name of a wine. even red or white does not have much of an impact when it comes to dipping. its not like tasting, after all. the scent and viscous properties are more important, and the price certainly does not have any influence whatsoever. i dont visit this or any other board dedicated to the habit of dipping more than every once in a while, because it simply does not matter or give me any sense of satisfaction to communicate about it. so let me just say this: if you dont believe in dipping or have made bad experiences, then so be it. just dont spoil the fun for people who are trying to have a serious discussion about it, because that is entirely their thing. they might sound funny in the ears of people who do not share their passion and certainly overact it from time to time. they are the talkers. but im certain there are also many people like me who enjoy in silence, so dont make fun of things you dont understand.


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ataman 10/08/01(Sun)01:52 No. 1251

so... who got the original idea? is this dipping thing smt that's well known amongst fine wine loving gentlemen, or is it just a rare fetish?


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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/01(Sun)23:51 No. 1255

MistressC, if you excuse my sexual perversions, I would like to know how it feels to pour wine into your vagina. It would be quite erotic if it could be absorbed by the vaginal walls, making you drunk.


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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 10/08/02(Mon)05:12 No. 1256

>>1255
I wonder how that would feel?
And you are excused you were not rude so its quite alright
>>1185
I'm Still waiting for my wine:(
I'm 19 almost 20 but Because of that my friend buys my wine...But As soon as I get my Merlot
I'll try it.I'm very excited.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/03(Tue)03:16 No. 1260

>>1198

My comrades in dipping, times are dire indeed. That post was cleared as requiring no deletion. Our leaders are ignoring their civic duty, and I feel that we must bring such a matter to their attention.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/13(Fri)08:14 No. 1266

Challenging the truth of the dipping art is truly an insult to all we stand for. If you do not trust this board there is nothing we can do for you.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/16(Mon)03:53 No. 1268

It's a pretty nice phenomenon. I don't know why you'd doubt the veracity of the thing.


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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/16(Mon)13:05 No. 1269

I'm submissive so I let my wine do the fucking


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/30(Mon)03:32 No. 1803
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Dipping is a fine pleasure of mine as well hurr durr



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