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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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How to Host a Wine Dipping Wine Connoisseur 11/02/07(Mon)04:03 No. 1529
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Gentlemen of /v/,

Allow me to share the finer details of a "Wine Dipping Party"

1. The Guest List: Only invite gentlemen whom share your taste for the finer wines. If they insist on dipping champagne tell them to kindly exit your presence.

2. To make your event a bit more challenging, offer a “blind dipping” experience. In this case, you still provide your guests with their individual tasting cards. However, you pour each wine without identifying the label (cover bottles with foil or a brown bag and mark with a number prior to serving), allowing them to incorporate all of their senses to identify the respective wines based on the labels’ descriptions. The guest that is able to identify the most wines correctly wins a prized bottle of wine or perhaps a book on the art of wine dipping.

3. Decorations for a wine tasting party can range from a white table cloth and candles to Old World, Tuscan faux paintings and vintage bottles scattered throughout your “dipping room.” In either case, remember to keep the atmosphere light and engaging. You may consider starting the evening with a bit of wine trivia, just to get the conversation rolling.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/02/07(Mon)04:06 No. 1530

Some additional tips:

Typically, when dipping wines, you will want to work from dry to sweet with white wines and progress from light to full-bodied with red wines. Also, it is ideal to start with younger wines and move to the more mature wines at the end. Have your guests sample each wine by itself, assessing the wine’s unique color, aroma and flavors.

The general rule of thumb for determining how much wine to pour per person is: 2 ounces of wine per inch of the guests' member for each dipping.

Providing tissues and water between wines, allows for guests to cleanse their mamber and sets them up to fully experience the next wine.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/02/08(Tue)16:12 No. 1534

Would you mind telling me what the proper ettiquette is at a dipping party as far as flaccidness/erectness when dipping?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/02/08(Tue)22:58 No. 1535

Generally one enters flaccid, and exits flaccid. What happens in between is between a man and his wine and any honourable guest would appreciate that.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/04/13(Fri)06:19 No. 2156

Is it bad manners to taste a wine that you have dipped in? I'd for my guests to consider me barbaric for sampling a wine with my tongue that Id have previously placed my member into it...


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