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1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
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Sexy WIne? Wine Connoisseur 11/08/18(Thu)08:03 No. 2028
2028

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Hey Gents, James May here. I'm doing an upcoming series about the aphrodisiacal affects of wine. I might even try some on these things on Oz. Old bastard didn't even realize the date rape I did on the caravan during season two. I'm also into anal play. There's nothing better than the smooth feel of a 1964 Chateau Latour going up my bum. So you Gentlemen have any ideas for my series?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/08/25(Thu)20:35 No. 2044

Allow a flow of your beverage of choice up the jacksy with the aid of some sort of enema kit. Shoot it into Oz's mouth.

I've always wanted to watch a good old enema shoot.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/12/24(Sat)08:09 No. 2107

An aphrodisiac is something that increases sex drive. Wine just gets you drunk. Many people get horny when they're drunk. Big fucking deal.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/02/19(Sun)14:31 No. 2136

read the whole thing in his voice


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Wine Connoisseur 12/02/26(Sun)00:09 No. 2139
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*On the latest Top Gear episode during the news section*

James: Guys (louder) guys! Good news!
Jeremy: (sarcastically) Not the Dacia Sandero!
(audience laughs)
James: No, I'm a raging homosexual and I love wine in my rectum with a cock stuffed in it. (after the awkward and timid glances from the audience and the co-hosts) Of course it's the Dacia Sandero...

This would be the best Top Gear episode, ever.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/05/01(Tue)00:19 No. 2158

James May lives in Hammersmith, London with dance critic Sarah Frater, whom he has dated since 2000. not gay...


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Wine Connoisseur 12/05/24(Thu)17:55 No. 2180

>>2158
who helped to fix his bike!


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Wine Connoisseur 12/07/12(Thu)07:11 No. 2207

My honest opinion is, he probably swings both ways.

I've been curious of the rainbow flag he wears from time to time.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/07/12(Thu)11:21 No. 2210

>>2107
wine only gets people drunk when they're of the sort of brute who drinks the stuff. We here are a higher class of character.



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