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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

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Wine Connoisseur 10/01/14(Thu)15:58 No. 936

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Wait, does /v/ REALLY dip their penises into wine? I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Pic is what I prefer.

squirrel 10/01/14(Thu)18:09 No. 938

Masturbating is all well and good on the gratification front, but there are forms of pleasure that are a little less.. garish.

You don't have to take my word for it; go and treat yourself to a lovely bottle of red, and have a quiet evening to yourself and your wine.

If you want to know if others are indulging in this hobby; there are certainly characters who frequent this board who love to share pictures with each other. It's my belief that this should be kept a private thing, but each to their own I suppose.

Wine Connoisseur 10/01/14(Thu)18:40 No. 939

I've seen pictures of dipping, so I'd say yes /v/ does.

Integris 10/01/14(Thu)22:31 No. 940

Dipping is a hobby for true gentlemen. While many of my compatriots prefer to dip with mainstream wines, I myself prefer the texture and aromatic bouquet of a locally bottled muscadine or blackberry vintage. They give a truly wonderful hum along the rim on the glans and leave the foreskin soft and supple.

This has become my wife's preferred method of sampling.

Wine Connoisseur 10/01/15(Fri)03:31 No. 941

I enjoy the pictures people post so continue.

Akhiloth!W7LWtvoYqs 10/01/19(Tue)18:56 No. 953

Being on 7chan is mostly guessing what's a joke and what's not..

MrHat 10/01/19(Tue)22:13 No. 954

I don't believe you have a wife. Enjoy your cherry wine

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/09(Tue)19:33 No. 995

You like to dip your penis into another mans hand? How does that work?

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/16(Tue)03:54 No. 1003

serious? Not OP here, I'm a bit weirded out too... Let's get the straight dope here, not the gay alcohol. What's the truth? Do you really do the ol' in out in out with a puddle of the vino?

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/16(Tue)21:50 No. 1007

Yes we do, but we would not be so vulgar in our description of the act. It is a very pleasurable experience which sadly cannot be appreciated by the majority. Regardless, I suggest that you try to be open minded and attempt it yourself before you judge us.

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/17(Wed)16:22 No. 1008

Wait... you guys are for real? This isn't just some huge troll board? You guys actually dip your dicks into wine?

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/17(Wed)19:21 No. 1009

>You guys actually dip your dicks into wine?
Yes indeed. What is there not to understand?

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/18(Thu)04:33 No. 1010

How do you enjoy that? Does the alcohol get you drunk?

...here is a idea: explain this whole process to me like you would explain it to someone who has no idea what sex is, ok? lets do the birds and bees...but with wine....

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/18(Thu)17:32 No. 1013

ITT: newfag vs samefag

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/21(Sun)17:16 No. 1018

Well the whole experience begins naturally with a trip to your wine cellar to select your company for the evening, there are many fine choices of wine for your dipping enjoyment but I have always favoured a finely aged red, possibly from the bordeux region. Next your wine of choice is poured into a wide shallow glass, ideally crystal. Once your wine has been poured it is time to savour the aromas of your chosen company - foreplay is important after all. Once you and your accompaniment are both ready it is time to remove your Johnson from your trousers and insert him slowly into the gentle waters of your chosen wine, taking care to use slow, steady dips allowing the crisp, tingling sensation to travel along your member. Once you have dipped to your satisfaction many would reccomend drinking your wine, I however advise retiring to your drawing room to enjoy some post-coital bonding with your fine dipping partner.

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/21(Sun)23:14 No. 1019

Couldn't have described it better. Bravo

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/22(Mon)18:01 No. 1025

Thank you good sir, I was just trying to convert this rather uninformed chap to the joys of dipping. How can one not have learnt about the wonders of our little hobby while in education, that is of course unless his school was free.

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)19:21 No. 1037

One should only penis dip after the aforesaid penis is dipped in olive oil

Wine Connoisseur 10/02/25(Thu)21:49 No. 1038

No, that's strange man.. What's the matter with you? Olive oil?

!!VkAwV5MwLj 10/03/18(Thu)07:16 No. 1105

I love dipping

Wine Connoisseur 10/06/24(Thu)06:58 No. 1127

I concur, the feeling is less the satisfactory and you ruin your newest bottle

Wine Connoisseur 10/06/26(Sat)20:07 No. 1135


I remember doing something similar to this with pepsi in a bathtub probably 8 years ago, bubbles felt great, now I'm a little curious how champagne would feel

Wine Connoisseur 10/06/27(Sun)03:33 No. 1140

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>I'm a little curious how champagne would feel

Wine Connoisseur 10/06/27(Sun)05:03 No. 1142

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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/02(Fri)10:27 No. 1154

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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/06(Tue)19:25 No. 1172

>This post has been cleared as not requiring any deletion.

What. I must say I am distinctly bewildered.

However, sage for non-wine thread.

Wine Connoisseur 10/07/07(Wed)16:28 No. 1175


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Wine Connoisseur 10/07/22(Thu)09:13 No. 1218

Fucking Canadians.

Wine Connoisseur 10/07/26(Mon)20:56 No. 1232


Wine Connoisseur 10/07/27(Tue)17:43 No. 1241

If you are in doubt, just try it. You will be surprised. A day without dipping is a wasted day.

Wine Connoisseur 10/09/29(Wed)04:23 No. 1317

Obvious trolls...

Wine Connoisseur 10/10/20(Wed)03:51 No. 1339

I love you.

Wine Connoisseur 10/10/24(Sun)08:01 No. 1348


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Wine Connoisseur 10/11/07(Sun)09:15 No. 1376

Might I inquire as to the duration of the activities you describe? Pardon my ineloquence and naivete, but does one come to, as they say, climax with such an action? Is it a slow, gradual dip, or does it speed up as one's ardor is made more pronounced?

Wine Connoisseur 10/11/28(Sun)23:32 No. 1393

I dip my penis into champagne

(User was banned for lack of sophistication.)

Wine Connoisseur 10/12/15(Wed)19:25 No. 1405

Hope you won't get b&

Wine Connoisseur 10/12/23(Thu)04:52 No. 1412

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My, what a bufoon!

Wine Connoisseur 10/12/27(Mon)09:08 No. 1421


Wine Connoisseur 10/12/28(Tue)18:59 No. 1424

I have to say I don't get it either. I won't knock a fetish, I've got too many myself that are not considered the norm, but I do not understand this.

Why does it feel good? Is it possible to absorb the alcohol through your penis? (or more likely, your urethra?) I simply want to understand this fetish, preferably without all the big words. My vocabulary is wide enough to understand said big words, but I'm asking for a simple explanation of this fetish. For example my fetish for diapers: is generally combined with bondage and forced domination, and I get off on being forced to wear the slightly embarrassing garment, not the wearing of it.

Why does /v/ get off on inserting your member into a glass of fine wine?

Wine Connoisseur 10/12/29(Wed)11:01 No. 1429

Fine gentlemen

Fine wine

A fine time

Wine Connoisseur 10/12/30(Thu)00:40 No. 1432

Sir, pardon me, but your vocabulary, sexual interests and general attitude hints an aura of social-democracy. Be so kind to excuse me if that insults You, however.

Take my words for it - comparing dipping to a sexual fetish is faux-pas. Dipping has long tradition among more sophisticated members of society. It's generally accepted fact that it predates known civilization, tough in it's beginnings the act did not involve wine, nor any other alcoholic beverage, just pure, old fashioned water.

Wine Connoisseur 10/12/30(Thu)22:06 No. 1435


Social democracy, I'm afraid, has no relation whatsoever to the inquiry I made, good sir. It is a political view, which is entirely unrelated to my request into the nature of "dipping."

And you STILL have failed to answer my question.

I apologize for the perceived impolite comparison of your tradition to a sexual fetish, but you should have taken the opportunity to educate an ignorant buffoon such as myself, for that is what I believed it to be. I care not for the history of your hobby, I only want to know the point of it. You cannot taste the wine with your penis, you cannot absorb alcohol through your penis. Why does /v/ do it?

I beg you, no snobby answers. I know that's not how any of you talk in everyday life, and frankly, replying to valid questions about your hobby with overly complicated answers that didn't answer what they asked for in the first place, see >>1018 in response to >>1010, really does nothing for you guys.

I am genuinely curious about your hobby. With so much talk of "sophistication," one would think you could at least answer a simple question with a simple answer. So I'll reiterate: Why does /v/ dip? Why do you enjoy it? What makes it enjoyable?

I'm asking for largely carnal answers, for example: The inside of a vagina feels warm and slimy/slippery/gooey, whatever you prefer. But the heat and friction make it feel very good. Something like that. Not elaborate, poetic answers.

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/02(Sun)14:26 No. 1443

The very act of dipping is a art in itself, comparable to poetry. It's only understandable, that this sort of entertainment indicates rich personality. In fact, it's a prerequisite.

But, out of question, a man is supposed and able to perfect himself. I guarantee You, experiencing this seemingly simple, yet so fulfilling activity may be a turning point of your life.

Being a sincere friend to everyone, I wish You make a good decision. Unlike carnal knowledge, it shouldn't be advised to carefully plan your first session. Guide yourself with your instincts and You will gain the basic experience and understanding of dipping.

Now, one tip should come in handy - although it's not a standard dipping procedure, and preferences vary, a green-horn dipper may want to warm his wine to about 28 Celsius degrees. Later You will know whether you prefer your wine in room temperature, much hotter or even slightly cooled, like I do, but first time is gentler with a slightly warmed up liquid.

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/07(Fri)12:18 No. 1451

I have a theory that dipping is a euphemism for drinking.

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/08(Sat)13:31 No. 1453

Your statement, good sir, has be weighed, measured and has been found wanting.

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/10(Mon)09:37 No. 1456

Your double-posts betray your good intentions. I suggest you delete one so your otherwise important message does not become ignored as a result of your error.

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/10(Mon)14:05 No. 1457

Alas my good man, when i went forth to delete it I was given such a screen to indicate it had been, several times in fact but the post remains, remains as A scar upon my good name and intentions.

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/21(Fri)08:09 No. 1490

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Why am I reading this thread in French and British accent?

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/21(Fri)12:56 No. 1492

I just can't believe there is an entire board dedicated to one ever-growing joke topic.

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/22(Sat)00:41 No. 1495

I apologize, my good sir, but am I to understand you do not partake in in the fine sport of dipping?

How peculiar.

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/24(Mon)15:47 No. 1500


A joke? There's pics. It did happen.

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/31(Mon)10:13 No. 1516

wuts goin on in here guyz

Wine Connoisseur 11/01/31(Mon)22:53 No. 1517

Nothing at all. Now, if you will, set out on an expedition across this vast and 7chan to explore the accepted customs and norms of the settlers. Though, do not take this welcome with grace and warmth in thy heart for there is fire in our eyes and hatred brought upon by your kind.
If there is a God above us, your people and mine will never meet again, you filth.

Wine Connoisseur 11/02/17(Thu)06:40 No. 1567

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/20(Sun)07:59 No. 1676

Alright, not i'm curious, currently no access to wine, but will any alcoholic beverage do the trick?
And what is so offensive about 'Champagne'?

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/20(Sun)08:08 No. 1677

Is Champagne better than wine for dipping?

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/20(Sun)22:42 No. 1678


Please vacate from the present area, we do not wish to be in your company sir.

Wine Connoisseur 11/09/17(Sat)18:27 No. 2053

Aha! Magnificent!
My father taught me how to dip. It was a right of passage of sorts. Marking my first tentative steps into manhood. Having grown up in an upper class household it was expected of a man to dip as one would offer cigars or a handkerchief. In my early twenties I concluded that it was time for me to travel and see how the other half lived. I went to a quaint cottage B&B in Devon. The only shop for 20 miles stocked nought but "Buckfast Tonic Wine". A sort of peasant drink. One for the have-nots certainly. Regardless it would have to do. I entered the living area of the cottage and poured myself a glass of this syrup. Stoked the fire while the sample took breath and stripped down to my under garments. Gently stroking The Captain in anticipation of the dip. I approached the glass and time itself slowed as I slowly dipped. It was wonderful, superb even. One suspects it had something to do with the caffeine in Buckfast. I dipped for a further 10 minutes quite silently. Then all of a sudden I hear the scream of what could only be described a banshee behind me. It was one of the common folk. I inquired as to why she was screaming and she fled. That had spoiled the whole dip so I robed myself and settled down with a book archiving the rise and fall of Rome. Half an hour had passed when I was what I can only describe as assualted by police officers. They did not knock nor did they let me gather my things. They simply mauled me and bundled me into a horrible holding room. Naturally my father was outraged and threatened the B&B and police with legal action. I was realeased without charge and was allowed to return home. Needless to say I'm still confused about the whole kerfuffle and gained an understanding for why we must not let the middleclass nor lowerclass within a mile of ourselves. Savages.

Anonymous 11/10/13(Thu)20:02 No. 2065

Cut men, what does it feel like?

>Underage fag here, please explain how it pleasures you.

Wine Connoisseur 11/10/20(Thu)04:18 No. 2066

I am not a troll, just tried it and it feels REALLY good

Wine Connoisseur 11/10/26(Wed)00:02 No. 2068

haha, he didn't get b&

Wine Connoisseur 11/11/16(Wed)00:43 No. 2089

Splendid explanations, i never heard of dippings before, excuse me for my rudness and my lack of english knowlage, english is not my native language, iam from spain, and we are proud of our wine, but, I dont really know what it is a good wine, so I found this tread going on here, and i have a couple of questions, first one is the following:

1. Should i use something else instead of wine or any other alcohol to start my dipping art ? water for example

And second:

2. Why only wine ?

Wine Connoisseur 11/12/01(Thu)17:09 No. 2093

I'm Greek. Also both juices are extracted from the most blessed fruits of the earth. I see no reason in your discrimination. Both wine and olive oil require craftmanship for preparation, rural folk passionate for their work and proud for the quality of their product and gentlemen of sophisticated culture and refined taste to trully appreciate these earthly nectars.

Are you, sir, trully indifferent to the notion of having your manhood deeped in the finest virgin?

Wine Connoisseur 11/12/01(Thu)17:14 No. 2094

I am afraid words can't describe your depravity, you fiend!

Wine Connoisseur 11/12/27(Tue)01:42 No. 2109

dear gentleman, since we share the same land of birth, may i ask the following:
how would wine/oil dipping affect you?
what are the effects ?

@= @ 12/01/17(Tue)04:12 No. 2125

I agree with OP. I was perusing 7chan the other day, and decided to look around. After being utterly horrified by /cake/ and /cd/, I stumbled upon /v/. until I found this I thought that all this wine, champange, cheese, british accents and implied nudity was all some overly drawn-out joke. Now I am not so sure. Will investigate further.

Wine Connoisseur 12/02/29(Wed)05:41 No. 2140

This is just odd

Wine Connoisseur 12/03/05(Mon)03:20 No. 2141

yeah this some crooked little vein shit but

you ain't experienced a spicy little cab sav biting back 'till she bit you on the dick

Wine Connoisseur 12/04/22(Sun)08:32 No. 2157

i can understand why you were horrified by /cake/ (i like it but i can understand) but how the hell can you be horrified by /cd/ thats mild as fuck as far as paraphilias go. you must be extremely sheltered to be even unsettled by something like that nowadays. either that or your 12..

bloody hell this board runs slow Wine Connoisseur 12/05/22(Tue)16:12 No. 2174

I have always had a (somewhat irrational) fear of transvestites, probably stemming from
also, I was a bit on the friut of the vine at the time of posting, and may have sounded like a twelve-year-old. My condolences.

Wine Connoisseur 18/05/13(Sun)06:36 No. 3462

I spent 6 years looking for this post again.

Wine Connoisseur 18/06/03(Sun)08:56 No. 3463

This thread has been going on for 8 year what the heck?

Winedicks Justwannaseewinedicks 18/08/20(Mon)06:50 No. 3466


Wine Connoisseur 18/11/27(Tue)23:53 No. 3469

The board is quieter, but dipping is going strong. I've just uncorked a positively sublime pino noir, and I will be sharing a special moment with the virgin pouring shortly. Many of us, being men of import as we tend to be, do not have the time to check this board very often.


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