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HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Look at those PokePwnBalls, you see that shit man? BUY THEM. These are like the bloody balls of Arceus himself, I shit you not. You really want them don't you? Yeah I bet you would. Look at that shiny gloss on them, it's like they're from outer fucking space and shit. Hell, that's not even gloss, it's molten fucking unobtainium plastered on by the appraising tears of the one and only Saxton badass Hale. Each ball is hand crafted by Chuck fucking Norris from top quality Super Tetra polycarbon Indestructocarbonate mined from fucking Mars itself. The sheer badassery of these pokeballs radiates like Apollo in his full blazing glory of shining justice. Bitches better back the fuck up when you pull these out, cause you can bet your ass that these balls will insta-catch any fucking pokemon you throw them at, including all the legendary pokemon from every generation possible, SIMUL-FUCKING-TANEOUSLY. Just throw these pokeballs in your backpack and watch yourself undergo a full transformation into Gary motherfucking Oak, the most badass trainer of all time. Holy shitdicks don't even bother with trainer battles, cause one look at these pokeballs and every Cocksicle and Fuckface McGee you meet will shit their pants and run in fear from you, the fucking PokeOVERLORD. Holy hell blazes, even Ash bitchnugget Ketchum will turn his ass right back around when he walks into you, cause he knows his ass is grass if he fights you with your fucking PokePwnBalls. When you've got these spherical perfections of mass destruction in you pocket, NOBODY can touch you, not even the Goddamn Batman, because SCREW THE RULES I HAVE POKEBALLS.
Believe it, motherfuckers.
Didn't know where this belonged, thought /vg/ would be best. Here's some extreme advertising pokemon OC for you guys.