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Sarah Palin 12/06/10(Sun)15:42 No. 14140

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hypothetical situation time. what would you do in each scenario?

1. you wake up at 4 in the morning to some kids breaking in to your garage. they're stealing valuable stuff. WDYD?

2. some musclebound nigger like kimbo slice confronts you on the street but you aren't CCWing. WDYD?

3. as a kneejerk reaction/feelgood solution to some "tragedy" like some downtown school (read: black kids) getting shot by a white guy going on a rampage, new gun control laws are introduced that are equivalent, if not more so, to the 94 AWB. WDYD?

Sarah Palin 12/06/11(Mon)02:28 No. 14142

I follow the Han Solo's way:
"I'd rather shoot first as opposed to shooting second."

Sarah Palin 12/06/12(Tue)02:35 No. 14143

>>14140

1. I am quite pleased that I suddenly own a house with a garage. Goodbye school apartments.

2. I tactically shit myself and fling it at him, then run while he is distracted. I am a very good runner.

3. I relax, because it won't be illegal as long as no one finds out. Also campaign and shit to get it repealed.

Triadbeast 12/06/12(Tue)17:27 No. 14144

1. Shoot kids. I am covered under local Intruder Law.
Cops show up to cart bodies away

2. I always CC

3. Ignore it

Sarah Palin 12/06/12(Tue)22:16 No. 14145

1. lol cause the police station is LITERALLY across the road and I have an alarmed garage.

2. happened the other day actually, I stared him right in the eyes and told him to walk away before I kicked his teeth in. Worked pretty fine.

3. eh too late. I'm in Australia, we lost all the fun weapons years ago.

Sarah Palin 12/07/27(Fri)07:29 No. 14197

1. Stand in front of garage door, close it with remote, laugh
2. Run like a little girl
3. Dig hole, put illegal things in whole, try to become superhero in meantime

Sarah Palin 12/08/05(Sun)02:10 No. 14211

punch everyone in sight
punch everyone in sight
punch everyone in sight

UNTIL IT BLOWS UP

Sarah Palin 12/08/09(Thu)13:37 No. 14215

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1., 2., 3. KUNGFU

Sarah Palin 12/08/13(Mon)23:40 No. 14222

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1,2,3... CREEPER

Sarah Palin 12/08/22(Wed)02:33 No. 14237

1. Lock those fuckers in and call the cops
2. Punch him in the throat. Kimbo never could take a punch.
3. Hide my shit.

Godless!j.0EjBapVo!!HmAQMxBQEz 12/09/01(Sat)00:12 No. 14254

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[1]
Wonder why I only got 5 minutes of sleep, then let the kids continue so that I could use my creepy stealth abilities to follow them home. Later I would steal all of their shit and poison their grape sodas (grape because they would be niggers, amirite?).

[2]
Take my pants off and piss on his beard. If this does not tell him that he is dealing with a crazy motherfucker, hit the solar plexus hard and fast. Then piss in his mouth while he's gasping for breath and run bare ass through the streets.

[3]
Start stockpiling poisons, explosives, bows and swords.

Sarah Palin 12/09/19(Wed)16:22 No. 14273

1.) Shotgun to their torsos. Covered under castle domain law.
2.)Spiked knuckle to the throat. Hard to be a tough guy with a collapsed wind pipe.
3. Keep that shit hidden while stockpiling alternative weaponry.

Sarah Palin 12/10/19(Fri)20:05 No. 14310

1. go down with my shotgun and make them put everything back/ if theyre armed shoot as many as it takes them to leave
2. Run like a motherfucker already did this once and it works
3. laugh and sell my stockpiled high cap magazines for great profit

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