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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/02/21(Tue)07:04 No. 15531
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GUYS, GUYS, GUYS I-GUYS SERIOUSLY, GUYS I FOU-GUYS LISTEN, I FOUND THIS CREEPYPASTA THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE LEGIT, DEEPWEB OR SOME SHIT. ANY INFO ON THIS CREEPY PASTA WOULD BE APPRECIATED, ITS CALLED "Normal Porn For Normal People" i'll post it for those who haven't read


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/02/21(Tue)07:06 No. 15532

Normal Porn for Normal People

Everyone knows that if you surf the web long enough, you'll see some sick shit. This is especially true if you intentionally dwell into the dark underbelly of the Internet. I've seen quite a few things I don't care to admit to, but the one thing I'll always remember is a site called "normalpornfornormalpeople.com."

The first thing about the site was that I didn't find it by actually looking for it. It was emailed to me by someone I didn't know. The email was as follows:

hi there

found this site is very nice thought u might like

normalpornfornormalpeople.com

pass it on for the good of mankind

It was a pretty standard issue chain letter, though the URL and the last remark really piqued my curiosity. I was having a very boring day when I received this, so I made sure my antivirus was working and clicked the link.

It was a very average, generic-looking site. It gave the impression that the creators just BARELY gave a shit about making it look professional. The author seemed to have a very tenuous grasp on English and, on the front page, was a long, boring, and incoherent rant I don't remember or have saved.

The site had a strange tagline. Even today, people still haven't figured out the meaning of it.

Normal Porn for Normal People, a Website Dedicated to the Eradication of Abnormal Sexuality

From the sound of that, I wasn't sure whether I was here to watch porn or if I had stumbled onto some kind of eugenics program. However, I was here now and I was very, very curious to see what "Normal People" get their rocks off to.

So I scrolled down through the rant and...nothing. The page didn't seem to link to anywhere else and I was about to leave when I noticed every word of the rant was its own hyperlink.

I clicked on one of them and was sent to a white page with a very long list of links.

normalpornfornormalpeople.com/ (random letters)

I stopped for a minute and asked myself if I really wanted to waste God knows how much time clicking random links that will likely give me a virus that will rape my computer.

I figured I'd just try it for maybe five minutes, just to see if anything came up. I clicked one of the links and was sent to another page. This page apparently had totally different URLs than the last one.

I was just about to say "fuck this" when I clicked on the third link and a video download came up. It was called "peanut.avi." It was a thirty-minute video of a man, a woman, and a dog in a kitchen.

The woman would make a peanut butter sandwich and the man would set it down for the dog to eat. This was all that happened for thirty minutes. It was obvious that the cameraman had to stop filming and wait until the dog was ready to eat again, and the dog seemed rather sick by the end of the video.

I know what you're thinking. "What the hell does that have to do with porn?" I have no clue. I've seen a little over two dozen videos from this site and the majority had no sexual activity at all. After watching peanut.avi, I went on a certain image board I frequent to play online show and tell like I always do with weird shit like this. However, someone already made a thread about it - someone who had received the same chain letter I did. The thread got lots of people with nothing better to do than dig through the site, so that's how I saw other videos.

Most of the two dozen videos were very uneventful and consisted of people talking to the cameraman in a room with nothing in it but a desk and a few chairs. I mean literally nothing - no furniture or anything on the walls. The whole room had a very cold, sterile feel to it.

The conversations were just idle banter about previous jobs or embarrassing childhood moments. I kept expecting some kind of discussion about what the people were filming or what the site was about but, of course, nothing came up.

You would never know these videos had anything to do with porn if you saw them out of context. I will say one thing, though: the people who appeared in these videos were quite attractive.

However, the other videos that actually did feature content I suppose could be called "sexual" is where things got weird.

I'll give brief descriptions of the stranger videos. If you're really eaten u with curiosity, you can try to hunt them down on a torrent site.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/02/21(Tue)07:07 No. 15533

lickedclean.avi

A ten-minute video filmed by a hidden camera, in which we see a repairman working on a washing machine for the first two minutes. When it's fixed, the repairman talks to the owner briefly and then leaves. The owner checks to make sure the repairman is gone and begins to lick all over the top of the washing machine. This goes on for seven minutes.

jimbo.avi

A five-minute video of an obese mime performing his act. It was actually pretty funny - particularly one part where he pretends to pull up a chair then pretends that it breaks due to his weight. In the last thirty seconds of the video, the camera cuts to static briefly and cuts back to the man sobbing quitely, still wearing the mime outfit and makeup. Some kind of obscure fetish?

dianna.avi

A four-minute video in which the cameraman talks to a woman in a room different than the "interview room." This room looks like one you'd find in a normal person's house. Exactly where they are is never specified, as "Dianna" only talks about her violin playing. She obviously plays her violin, but she keeps getting distracted by something.

I didn't notice this until someone on the image board thread pointed it out, but if you look at the mirror in the background, you can see a fat man in a chicken mask masturbating.

jessica.avi

Another four-minute cameraman video. This time he's outside a house, talking to another young woman. They talk about canoe rides. The camera zoomes out to reveal the city streets behind them occasionally. The strange thing is that no one has been able to identify where this street is. Guesses have ranged everywhere from Europe to Australia to the Phillippines, but there's yet to be a match for the street shown in the video.

tounguetied.avi

A ten-minute video. The fist five minutes consist of an elderly woman making out with a mannequin. The video cuts out like it did in jimbo.avi halfway through and the scene changes to a group of mannequins huddled together ina circle around the camera. The lights have been dimmed and the elderly woman is nowhere to be seen. From this point on, there is no sound.

stumps.avi

A five-minute long video where a manw ith no legs is attempting to break dance on a DDR mat in what looks like the kitchen from peanut.avi, but much dirtier. There's a radio playing music unseen in the background, but it stops at the four-minute mark when the man collapses on the mat in exhaustion.

He breathes heavily and pleads with someone off-screen to let him rest. This off-screen person becomes terrifyingly enraged and yells at him to keep dancing, which he does. You can hear this off-screen person begin to scream as the video ends abruptly.

privacy.avi

The woman from dianna.avi is masturbating on a mattress in the "interview room," while the man from stumps.avi walks around on his hands while wearing some kind of goblin mask. The door in this room was always closed in other videos, but now it's open.

In this video, the only light is in the room and the hallway is dark. Near the end of the video, you can see an animal quickly run through the hallway.

And, finally, the last video we uncovered: useless.avi.

In this eighteen-minute video, a blond woman from one of the previous interview videos is tied down to a mattress in the "interview room." She attempts to scream, but her mouth is taped over. After seven minutes, a man in a black suit and mask opens the door but does not enter.

He holds the door open for the animal that was running in the hall in the previous video. It's revealed to be an adult chimpanzee, its hair shaved and its entire body painted red. It seems to be starved and abused, with several wounds along its shoulders and back.

When the chimp enters the room, the masked man closes the door behind it. The chimpanzee sniffs the air for a moment (it may have been blind) and notices the woman tied to the mattress. It goes into a frenzy and begins to maul her. This assault goes on for a grueling seven minutes until the woman finally dies. The chimp eats flesh from her corpse for four minutes and the video ends.

The thread exploded with activity after this video was uncovered and people discussed it long into the night. When I came back to the image board the next day, I found the thread was deleted. I tried to start another one and the mods banned me. I tried emailing the guy who sent me the chain letter with the site's URL, but after sending five messages I never got a response.

I have tried to discuss this website on various sites and got banned frequently. The site itself was also deleted about three days after useless.avi was uncovered, likely because someone contacted the authorities about it.

The only proof that normalpornfornormalpeople.com ever existed was a few screencaps people took and videos from the site that people saved and uploaded onto torrenting sites. The most popular was useless.avi, which found its way onto a few gore sites.

Wherever you upload them to, all of the videos from normalpornfornormalpeople.com get deleted after a while.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/02/22(Wed)09:47 No. 15536

omg wtf


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/02/23(Thu)09:50 No. 15537

We must find useless.avi


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/02/23(Thu)09:51 No. 15538

Find useless.avi and this is real


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/02/24(Fri)03:21 No. 15539

I found a torrent for useless.avi on deepnet. But it fucked up my computer. I'm gonna see if there's any content worth extracting. Could still be legit.


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TehOrange!lhw2ejR0Q6 12/02/24(Fri)03:45 No. 15540

>>15539

Share a .onion link for the greater good.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/02/27(Mon)01:39 No. 15559
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OP here checking in on this thread,
and these videos do sound like deepweb material, anyone else seen one of the videos described? or just any stories about fucked up videos at all, please share


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/03/02(Fri)01:46 No. 15573

This has been posted on many creepy pasta sites recently. The odds that any of these movies are real is about as likely as me eating out Zooey Deschanel. Which, sad to say, is less than zero.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/03/06(Tue)01:49 No. 15585
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>>15531
It's fake.

http://outhouseinferno.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d3ibhyw

The guy admits to writing the creepypasta. He could be lying, but meh.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/03/08(Thu)21:50 No. 15600

how many of you would like to see a person dying, now think that there aer alot of people with a lot of money who would like the same thing, the only difference is that they can afford it without consequences.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/03/10(Sat)17:02 No. 15605

You don't honestly think a starved, crazed chimp would walk by the person holding the door open, do you? It would be going fucking nuts even if it was blind, it wouldn't make it's way into the room without smelling or bumping into the guy (and a few walls).

This sounds like it was written by a fucking 12 year old who just watched the ring (Random shit doesn't equal scary).


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/03/12(Mon)05:53 No. 15608

i wish this was real.
i hate fake creepy pastas
in particular when there's so much creepy weird shit on the internet
also
the url normalpornfornormalpeople.com is 'restricted access'


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OP 12/03/23(Fri)05:12 No. 15656

>>15605
god i hate pasta-bashers.
and this one probably isn't legit, but there is a part of the net where shit equally, if not more, fucked goes on. and that creeps me out.
as said in >>15600
apparently snuff is big money or some shit.
and yeah i noticed on 4chan's /b/ and /x/ that deepweb is suddenly a point of interest since about 6-8 months ago


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/03/31(Sat)06:36 No. 15703

I can't find anything but the front page, help?


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Desert Punk 12/03/31(Sat)20:29 No. 15707
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When was the pasta written, when did the writer claim this all occurred?
If this site that's up today, pic related, was the site he was referring too, then it was pretty damn recent. But it does not fit any description or what he said it was.

Honestly I detect fan made website intended to spook, and this whole pasta is a work of fiction, it was entertaining to read though.


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Cerberus 12/04/09(Mon)12:36 No. 15764

>>15640
In this screen shot it says copy write 2008-2012
>>15754
In this one it says 2004-2012

Webarchive has no archive of the site.
The domain wasn't created until 2012-01-22 at 18:09:38


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Cerberus 12/04/09(Mon)14:15 No. 15765
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youtube.com/user/MrCreepyPasta
creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/Cosbydaf


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Cerberus 12/04/09(Mon)14:24 No. 15766
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Hmm i wonder how that happened......


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/04/09(Mon)17:13 No. 15768

>>15656
>god i hate pasta-bashers.
They're needed for when the ignorant are gullible enough to believe the pasta.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/04/09(Mon)18:14 No. 15770

>>15768

Those people were put here for our amusement.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/04/10(Tue)17:09 No. 15777

>>15776
Yeah, but then I see that they spend resources and time "researching" these fake things and it makes me sad.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/04/16(Mon)19:15 No. 15824

Youtube - Toggle Video
  >>15786
>curmudgeon


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/04/26(Thu)06:19 No. 15882

Who is this Dr Richard Van Buren guy?>>15757


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Site Craig 12/04/30(Mon)00:23 No. 15916

I dont know, but i found his facebook pag and i saw that he works on wall mart as something that i dont know. Knowing this means that he is famous, and if all this were fake, there were not a web site with the same adress ''normalpornfornormalpeople.com'' and there were not a ''rich man'' trying to get back the site...


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Ashley 12/07/20(Fri)07:48 No. 16419

This whole thing seems like a cult. If you search enough, Dr. Richard Van Buren seems to be real enough. Whenever I go on the Normalpornfornormalpeople site, it makes my computer run horribly slow. Anyone else with this problem?

Also, I'd like to note that if you read the updates, Dr. Richard Van Buren says the site was NOT taken down because of that last video. But he also does not deny it.

Now, I could be wrong. I can't get back on the site to check, but I think it's worth looking into.


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Ashley 12/07/20(Fri)07:52 No. 16421

"it" as in the video itself. My apologies for not being clear in my first post.*


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CD 12/11/15(Thu)04:47 No. 17094

>>16419
The whole site and its forum worked for me.
I downloaded all the videos but they were nothing I expected.


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