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Raison d'ĂȘtre Zodia 15/05/22(Fri)01:24 No. 5386 ID: f8ec2b [Reply]
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Purifier perk: "As a purifier of the wasteland, you do +50% damage with melee and unarmed weapons against abominations."

In the zombie media I've seen I've never seen some guy just wiping out Zs berserker style. My frustration in a wasteland world and drive to have some legacy would mean my noblest pursuit would be killing every zombie on the planet. Half the time characters just ignore Zs so they become problems later, I wouldn't leave the job half-baked.

What would be your purpose for living post Z-day?
I'd be the cleanser of the Z-scourge.


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Shambler 15/12/24(Thu)23:21 No. 5445 ID: 2cf9f5

I'd try to round my niggas from a certain underground circle and begin a new civilization centralized in natural leadership with urban applied sociology instead of politics and marketing. From there recruit those who are deemed good and loyal enough.

I'd become something like a philosopher king of the wastes, however, instead of sitting on my comfy ass fort like a dorf, I'd create several trap filled forts in secret or hard to find locations. Tunnels, roads and passages would be controlled by me. I'd put spies on every faction I could, and direct those that are too dangerous towards their doom.

If I succeed in this endeavor, my first overt move will be to eliminate all the rider gangs in an area the size of California in three days.

And call me Santa because if you have been good boys and girls someone may drop a cache of raider contraptions and weapons at your doorstep.


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Shambler 16/01/22(Fri)17:14 No. 5458 ID: 0ad6f3

>>5445
Whoa you jumped to being a king already, what qualifies you for that?


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Shambler 16/05/02(Mon)00:55 No. 5490 ID: a5aea0

>>5445

Clearing out an area the size of California in 3 days of all gangs etc.? California itself is larger than some nations, has absolutely massive urban concentrations in certain parts, tons of wilderness and places to hide, etc. etc.

Sorry to break it to you, but if the US military was at full strength during a full blown zombie apocalypse, there's no way even they could clear an area the size of california in three days.

You could maybe do it if the whole area was deserts or plains, with few cities or towns.




Hypothetical - Smart Zombies maninahat 12/03/20(Tue)23:26 No. 2799 ID: 187baa [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Most scenarios only deal with stupid zombies. Let's up the difficulty. What would you do in an outbreak of clever zombies?

By clever, I mean average person clever: smart enough to unlock doors, operate firearms, devise ambushes and formulate plans. Yet also overwhelmingly determined to eat your brains at the first opportunity. In otherwords, we're dealing with zombies with all the benefits of both humans and zombies, and none of the downsides.


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Zombie mess Sergeantfancypants 16/01/14(Thu)22:31 No. 5453 ID: 82d1da
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First off if this sergeantbrucewillis guy holds no military awards or honors I take it as an insult you try and use that handle,your tone is arrogant and silly in a place like this,BOY! second you kids need to look beyond the hipster crap of these zombies today and look to the fathers,zombies have the numbers always the idea,third i fall in the school of ROTLD where zombies being dead feel constant pain and only eating brains helps quell that pain.I realize this is just fapping to a world none of you could handle,like learning karate and expecting to use it a street fight! sure we can sit here all day,dicks in our hands but until shit goes down all the fluff you tactical ideals mean diddly...


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more zombies Sergeantfancypants 16/01/14(Thu)22:40 No. 5454 ID: 82d1da
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I realize this is just havin fun making shit up, ive enjoyed reading this discussion greatly,and at its core there is fun to be had here.Zombies are humans and subject to human faults even in death and to try and quantify it is absurd.


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Shambler 16/03/20(Sun)03:19 No. 5474 ID: 4aaf60

>>2799
Sounds more like an alien virus scenario, with people's minds being taken over by an infectious agent.

If they truly have as much ingenuity as humans I think it might be the end of the race.




Shambler 12/08/28(Tue)05:06 No. 3687 ID: 31bcc2 [Reply]
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Every time i eat a twinkie it makes me think of Zombie Land. So /zom/ what simple pleasure will you miss the most?


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Shambler 15/02/14(Sat)09:52 No. 5354 ID: 9dad4e
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Getting baked and playing GTA.


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Shambler 16/03/14(Mon)00:07 No. 5471 ID: b9119a

being alive


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Shambler 16/03/20(Sun)03:14 No. 5473 ID: 4aaf60

>>3687
Rest.




Raid Gear Shambler 13/02/02(Sat)09:18 No. 4242 ID: 435599 [Reply]
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Eventually (hopefully) you're going set up an HQ, whether it be a fortified building, large boat, or mobile convoy. At that point you won't need to lug around every last bit of that survival gear around on your back. Trips into the wasteland should have a purpose: recon, surveillance, resource assessment and procurement, security detail, etc...You can tweak your gear for the task at hand without bogging yourself down with an entire camp's worth of gear. Combat and mobility are generally you're priority, but you also need some spare room to pick stuff up you scavenge. We call this Raid Gear.

So let's see your Raid Gear zombros.


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Shambler 13/03/15(Fri)01:10 No. 4452 ID: 7b3f0a

>>4451
It all depends on the cushion inside the glove. Most gloves like that do not come with adequate protection against blunt force trauma. I do not know the gloves your friend brought back so I still wouldn't suggest them.


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FPOB!!R1ZmxlMzD4 13/03/15(Fri)20:53 No. 4458 ID: f322df

>>4452
I have a pair of Rothco and Mechanix hard knuckle gloves. They both let me punch whatever the fuck I want without the pain of bare handed punching. You just have to make sure you buy one with a nice spacious fit, from my experience.


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Shambler 16/03/16(Wed)12:53 No. 5472 ID: b68504

bump




How would you approach surviving? Shambler 15/11/08(Sun)21:50 No. 5437 ID: 813643 [Reply]
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1. Finding a safe/secure place that keeps zeds out and is hidden from other human survivors

2. Search for food/water. If you live in a suburban area, just break into houses and prioritize canned food and bottled water.

3. Stock up on bartering items. Usually, these are consumables, like alcohol, medication, coffee, gasoline, ammunition, and to some extent, clothing and shoes.

4. Make plans to travel to the Hoover Dam. This place is probably the most study man made structure that also can also be the place where the human survivors can start over due to it providing electricity and irrigation.

Things you should do know are to makes sure you are proficient in body weight exercises, and to be able to run 3 miles + without being winded. Outrunning threats, and chasing down prey is really a basic human maneuver, and should not be underestimated.

I actually don't think zeds will be that big of a threat. I don't believe in zombie magic, and I honestly think actual zeds will just die out within a month or two, even if 99%+ of humanity gets infected.


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maninahat 16/01/02(Sat)03:43 No. 5447 ID: 136591

1. I've already planned a hypothetically retreat - Strid Wood in Yorkshire. It's quiet, attractive, the nearby camping site can be used for expansion, and there are a lot of pre-existing natural and man made defenses.
2. Bum supplies from the local camp site. Set up a quick wire fence defense through the woods, which will deflect docile zombies passing through.
3. Start searching for survivors.
4. Swot up on pre-industrial trades, such as farming, textiles and smithing, seeing as how in the ensuing decades this will be the main staple of human survival, once most fuel and machinery deteriorates beyond use (this will happen within the space of a single generation).
5. Find means to preserve literature and educate the next generation. It will be the key to surviving long term, especially as although the population will be far too small to get things like sophisticated machinery and mass production working, eventually you will get to that stage and won't want to have to reinvent every god damn thing because all the books over the next hundred years or so have turned to mush.


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Shambler 16/01/12(Tue)21:14 No. 5450 ID: 7a80d0

1. pack up my boat and check the nearby islands for zombies or survivors, pick the emptiest island
2. set up a camp and some simple fortifications
3. use my walkie talkie to check for nearby survivors to save
4. try to create a network of safe spots
5. sail to a town nearby that has a camping supply store and loot it/trade with possible survivors
6. found a central (fortified) place where survivors can gather, rest during their travels and prepare to reconquer the lands from the undead horde
7. build simple instalations that are able to turn rotten garbage into fuel
8. gather a militia to undertake actions like clearing villages from zombies to turn them in to safe strongholds
9. find a place where a vaccine can be developed
so how do you guys like my plan?




How to train your... Shambler 14/02/06(Thu)20:34 No. 5010 ID: 55be72 [Reply]
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Back in the day, perhaps even before /zom/ existed, some guy on /b/ published a really bizarre piece of work titled "How to Train Your Zombitch". Now, I'm not entirely sure that the name I'm listing is 100% accurate, but it was a totally zany postapocalyptic guide detailing the process of catching one's human-sized fleshlight, tarting her up and... well, using her for stress relief. Why am I bringing all of this up? TBH, my hard drive crashed and burned, so I'm looking to refill on zombie pasta. This is the first one that came to my mind, but if you have something that's equally messed up and are willing to share, go right ahead.

Thanks in advance!


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Shambler 15/07/29(Wed)09:19 No. 5410 ID: 6bdf77

Anybody got the post where it describes oral sex with a zombie girl who's chained up and had her teeth pulled and later on may even cuddled with her?


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Shambler 15/10/11(Sun)19:27 No. 5429 ID: 367af2
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Shambler 16/01/04(Mon)01:11 No. 5448 ID: 833d8c

>>5047
Oh, it's what I wanted alright.
Thank you so much for finding this, >>5043.
I was sure it was lost forever.




Zombie general/random discussion 13/09/29(Sun)07:10 No. 4808 ID: 572183 [Reply]
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Is there a better zombie game than gmod's zombie mode? Why isn't there more zombie games?

2 days ago I had a dream where zombies had taken over, and humans were still surviving, but only the strong humans survived which led to a race of superhuman zombie slayers who could rip mutant zombies limb from limb but were still on the verge of extinction.


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Shambler 15/07/29(Wed)09:21 No. 5411 ID: 6bdf77
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I like the Dead Rising series




Apocalypse Entertainment Shambler 15/06/29(Mon)04:48 No. 5405 ID: 7f4e40 [Reply]
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Dear /zom/.

What would be your most favorite way to dispatch all those zombie bros walking around?

Mine would have to be stealing a Fire-truck and using the high pressure water hose to tear apart the zombies. Aside from gasoline being in high demand in the Apocalypse water would still be easily aquired from lakes, rivers, or a sea. Also the truck itself could be useful for a safe mass transport for people and/or supplies.


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Shambler 15/06/30(Tue)23:32 No. 5406 ID: 2b0e06

>Mine would have to be stealing a Fire-truck and using the high pressure water hose to tear apart the zombies.
Amateur, get a fire-truck, fill the water-tank with gasoline I'll let you figure the rest....




Trial be Zed Shambler 15/06/03(Wed)00:17 No. 5397 ID: 11a933 [Reply]
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So, you made it to the last bastion of humanity. Congratulations. After a night of celebration you wake up groggy. Too bad you're in a cell. Unfortunately in your drunken stupor you made a few taboos, which ones you can't be sure of, your memories are foggy. But the long and short of it is you're now got face trial by zombie.

Trial by zombie is a simple judicial process:

You will be given a day to arm a subdued zombie for melee combat using a variety of equipment and a basic garage workshop as you see fit.

Your zombie will then be pitted against another 'contestants' zombie in the arena, the zeds will have at each other and the last zed standing wins (How the hell they're convinced to attack each other is unknown, but it does work).

Should your zombie win you will be granted freedom.

Should your zombie lose you will be tossed in the arena to face the winners creation.

Should you survive that... you must repeat the process all over again until you gain your freedom or perish. (There are rumours of contestants creating zombies of such showmanship they have received a pardon from the crowd but such instances are rare).

So how do you arm your zed? Weapons, armour or tinsel.
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Shambler 15/06/06(Sat)08:51 No. 5401 ID: f5ef65
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Do the Zeds know how to operate these weapons?
pic related


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Shambler 15/06/29(Mon)01:27 No. 5404 ID: 28afc7
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How do they bring the Zombies to fight each other?




raiding Shambler 14/09/08(Mon)21:03 No. 5214 ID: 874729 [Reply]
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so /zom/, what would be the first store you would raid/loot?
just as soon as you are stable, i would rade an army dumpstore i know, its accessible by boat so quite safe, and has lots of stuff besides just army stuff, like camping gear and crossbows and bats and such. what about you guys?


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Re:Supply Warehouses & Industrial Parks Brotherhood Of The Tentacle 15/02/02(Mon)08:48 No. 5345 ID: 506f4d

Supply warehouses are what most market chains uses nowadays to get their products. Basically real easy to find. Industrial parks is what I'd look for things that I can build with. Earlier I mentioned junkyards they're easy to get into without any hassle.


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Shambler 15/02/27(Fri)09:25 No. 5360 ID: d9e49c

>raiding after z-day, like all the other plebs who say they're gonna run to walmart/academy/bubba's hunting supplies/the mall (god forbid)
>not having your supplies stocked beforehand
Have fun being trampled or shot because Jamal had his hand on the can of beans first and you wouldn't let go.
Honestly though, I'd grab a bunch of cash and go to the stores no-one would think to loot (specialty stores and the like, just some fun shit i couldn't afford before the habbening) just to get out and get some action but not too far in danger's way. If there's no cashier i just leave the money (it'll be useless soon anyways) and if there's actually a cashier there, I'll leave the brave sonofabitch manning his post a weapon that I don't really need that might help him out, like a spare crowbar that i'd have in my bag or something.


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That Guy 15/05/28(Thu)18:42 No. 5394 ID: 25fc56

We roleplayed through this scenario as a tabletop RPG. My group decided to first raid a nearby store which stocked both food and hunting ammo. That was an obvious choice.

The more interesting choice was the second place we raid -- an adult novelty store. We went there looking for batteries, but we came away with all sorts of handy stuff. Those vinyl costumes are surprisingly bite-resistant.





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