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Survivalism, hygiene, and human sexuality Shambler 13/02/24(Sun)08:43 No. 4363 ID: 3c081e [Reply]
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In the event of an apocalyptic event like the ZA, It would stand to reason that the survivors are not all showering everyday.

Assuming basic hygiene standards for health need not be discussed (hookers bath?, basic decency of living?) So where are you all on what's left?

I used a picture of Fidel because of his iconic beard. Anyone who knows the story behind it will basically explain it as "they were fighting in the hills. No one had time to shave".

Long and short of it: We all know about pheromones, no need to bring that up. Water may be in short supply, or at least needed to be boiled. So I imagine shaving, or even bathing might not be the highest priority.

Would you still want to eff when we are all dirty, smelly, hairy?




The Game Shambler 12/06/07(Thu)10:27 No. 3381 ID: f295cc [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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It's pretty self explanatory if you take the time to read it. Pick your two favorite weapons from this list of adapted icons. These choices may later be supplemented with more gear, but who knows....

TL;DR
Pick 2 weapons, tell why.


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Shambler 13/02/11(Mon)17:14 No. 4327 ID: 435599
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The brain crane basically gives you telekinesis out to roughly 10 meters. It is an extremely potent tool that allows you to lift heavy objects (small cars, dumpsters, desks, people) from a distance and move them around. Objects released midair maintain their momentum as they begin to fall. Since you want all of your options to be equally appealing on different levels, this one should maybe be nerfed a little to balance it with the previous mentioned items (grabinators and grappling hook). To make it fair, we can assume that the brain crane can only move objects slowly. Say 5 feet per second. This would allow you to make an effective battering ram out of heavy objects, or use them to squish zombies.


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Shambler 13/02/16(Sat)02:13 No. 4337 ID: 435599
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Or perhaps you would prefer a loyal minion? The sackbot is roughly the same size and has the same physical abilities as an average male. It does not tire, need provisions, or maintenance. He follows your orders perfectly, or as best he can within his limits. Commands can be issued mentally across any distance, though you cannot perceive what the sackbot does. It speaks your primary language, as well as a computer language of beeps and whistles that only you seem to be able to understand.


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Shambler 13/02/17(Sun)05:37 No. 4339 ID: 704a7d

Its gotta be the MegaBuster (although tempted by the assault rifle) and the Servbots.

Servbots as they can scavenge for food/supplies for me.

MegaBuster due to ease of usage and having a robotic hand will help in those picky situations.




Shambler 13/02/15(Fri)21:34 No. 4334 ID: 2341c6 [Reply]
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Is the Urbandead community/IRC still around?

Haven't been here for years, just wondering.


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Shambler 13/02/15(Fri)22:52 No. 4336 ID: e1095d

I remember a 7chan group being semi-active about 2 years ago. I havent played that game properly in ages. It just doesnt have the same fun/adventure feel it did back in 07/08




Shambler 12/08/28(Tue)05:06 No. 3687 ID: 31bcc2 [Reply]
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Every time i eat a twinkie it makes me think of Zombie Land. So /zom/ what simple pleasure will you miss the most?


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morganfreemanismybabydaddy 12/10/24(Wed)07:01 No. 3889 ID: 3fd111

Necrophilia... oh wait all you can pork buffet! Neverfuckingmind!


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dr.zomberg 12/10/25(Thu)06:11 No. 3897 ID: fcae2f

playing videogames, for sure.
the moment shit hits the fan, my massive collection goes to waste.

also, if i want food that lasts "forever", would be military rations. turns out MGS3 wasnt kidding (on the taste too)


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Shambler 13/02/08(Fri)17:09 No. 4312 ID: 268285

I will miss the twinkies.

On account of the fact that hostess closed down :(




Necromancers Shambler 13/02/05(Tue)00:08 No. 4275 ID: 435599 [Reply]
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Should we be worried about Necromancers? What if they are like the mid-boss fights? They could be scientists or sorcerers or voodoo priests...just a thought.

Also, image dump of undead and their dealers.


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maninahat 13/02/08(Fri)05:59 No. 4302 ID: 2d4129
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We need more fucking mummies in movies.


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Shambler 13/02/08(Fri)12:42 No. 4306 ID: 406a21

>>4302
I also want more scary bigfoot


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Shambler 13/02/08(Fri)16:21 No. 4310 ID: 435599
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>>4302
Bubba Ho Tep.

Soul sucking cowboy mummy vs Elderly Elvis Presly.




Shambler 13/01/21(Mon)04:53 No. 4185 ID: b97868 [Reply]
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my family's plan for zombie survival is getting to the top of water (water tower near cvs wal-greens mcdonalds and a bill millers if you know what that is) there and building shelter
right now we have 1 pistol and 2 or maybe 3 boxes of ammo
im pretty ok as using my little sister as zombie fodder, or if it comes to the point, food

i have 2/10 cardio and im not very strong
my dad has 8/10 cardio and is pretty strong but has a messed up leg (not going into it)
sisters both are 6/10 cardio and not strong at all but they could be used for prostitution like trading sex for ammo guns ect.
i have very little conscience so i wouldnt mind sacraficing family friends or whatever
how long do you think im lasting?


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Shambler 13/02/01(Fri)16:22 No. 4240 ID: 26b70c

About 2 days, the zombies will be chasing you and the then after 100 metres you are huffing and puffing a zombie tackles you. So for a split second your family consider saving you, but then say no because you've always been a jerk and they overheard your plans to sacrifice them so they leave you to buy some time for themselves as the zombies devour you.


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Shambler 13/02/02(Sat)07:36 No. 4241 ID: 23ee02

Good luck hitting anything with a pistol from the top of a water tower. If your plan is to die from exposure or starvation I'd say you cant be beat. I'll have fun watching your fat moldering ass splat like a fetid meat balloon on the ground when I kick your bloated sunscorched body off the tower so I can get a better look at my surroundings.


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maninahat 13/02/08(Fri)06:08 No. 4303 ID: 2d4129

What's the plan when a hundred zombies accumulate around the base of the tower? They'll be able to see you from far away, and once you're stuck up there, you aren't going to be able to come back down ever.




Rabies not mad cow fastbluefire 13/02/06(Wed)23:49 No. 4286 ID: 6ba70d [Reply]
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why dosoo many people think mad cow is the "zombie
disease" when rabies symptoms are almost identical
to what we think a zombie would be like


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Shambler 13/02/07(Thu)16:38 No. 4295 ID: 435599
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>>4286
Did You Know?
As a part of the funeral ritual, people in New Guinea ate brains of dead people. This resulted in a disease called Kuru (central nervous system disorder) which is associated with mad cow disease in cows. vCJD is named after scientists Hans Gerhard Creutzfeldt, who first reported the disease in humans, and Alfons Maria Jakob, who later worked extensively on it. Studies and lab data have shown a striking relation between BSE and variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD) in humans. Variant CJD is a neurodegenerative disease in humans which is usually fatal. It is linked to consumption of infected meat or meat products. The disease manifests itself in the following manner:
•The earliest symptoms include depression, insomnia, and anxiety.
•The person may look withdrawn and in a confused state of mind.
•Significant changes in the personality and behavior of the individual.
•The person may also experience muscle spasms, i.e. involuntary muscle contractions that are very painful.
•As the condition of the patient worsens, he loses muscle control and coordination, and may also face problems with vision (blurred vision) and memory.
•Temporary memory loss is another sign which makes it difficult for the patient to recognize people. Also, it makes daily tasks cumbersome.
•The affected individual may experience a tingling sensation in the feet, hands, face, and legs.
•He may develop dementia which can make him mentally and physically weak.
•During the final stages of the ailment, the patient may go into a coma which finally leads to death. A person reaches the final stage within 6 months to one year after the onset of the symptoms.
*copy pasta*




NETWORKING part.2 Tipmark!!R1MJMvZGWz 12/12/10(Mon)06:47 No. 4100 ID: 0c4f7f [Reply]
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Lets say the zompocalypse DOES accidentally formed... How about we keep in touch through subtle means--Like the shadowmarks from Skyrim's Thieves Guild? (pic related)

If not the same ones, we could use our own form of code to distinguish marks and places for us, the people we are likely to trust, and so bandits couldn't find our assets.

/zom/s thoughts?


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Shambler 13/01/28(Mon)04:58 No. 4214 ID: e512af

>>4195
>>4195
My vote is for this, pretty easy to remember
but always be cautious to not get into bandits traps


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FPOB!!R1ZmxlMzD4 13/01/29(Tue)22:45 No. 4219 ID: f322df

fair enough. Thanks for elucidating.


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Shambler 13/01/30(Wed)09:11 No. 4235 ID: ca5064

I think if there are going to be any signs they should be somewhat camouflaged in an urban/rural setting

If im looking to take some things that aren't mine and do some badness id definitely be following the arrows to the nearest group of frightened survivors.

It'll be awhile untill I can provide an example




The problem of intelligent and cooperative zombies Shambler 12/11/28(Wed)22:35 No. 4044 ID: cb9fa8 [Reply]
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Long time lurker.

en.rian.ru/russia/20100415/158597419.html <-- sumbarines where the last 'hide-aways' that exist...on earth. Now, there is nowhere anyone can hide should the world try and fuck them over. Literally, unless they are part of a warring force like an army, and have access to fight back or a huge ass underground military base....Fuck our lives.


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Shambler 12/11/30(Fri)09:01 No. 4048 ID: 435599

youre english no too good, but youre point valid


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Shambler 13/01/28(Mon)05:27 No. 4215 ID: e512af

>>4048
Oh the irony


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Dr. Derpman 13/01/28(Mon)16:12 No. 4217 ID: 4f68ea

>>4215
Wich is you meaning?




Backpacking/survivalist general Shambler 13/01/08(Tue)03:11 No. 4154 ID: 6c887e [Reply]
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Okay /zom/, you have a single Alice pack/Molle rucksack to bring as many supplies as you can, time to bring your true essentials.

Also, backpacking/woodlands survival general.


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Shambler 13/01/11(Fri)13:46 No. 4158 ID: 91f1a6

i was just thinking of this exact same thing the other day.

If you have one good solid bug out bag, what all is in it.

One thing that surprised me is that many lists i have come across do not include any form of clothing, footwear, hats, sewing kit / clothing repair, etc. Is just just accepted that you will wear what you have and scavenge anything else you need?

Also one thing is - should you bring any field guides? Does a "if you can only bring one book bring this one" exist with what to eat, how to trap, emergency medication, etc etc?


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Shambler 13/01/11(Fri)18:35 No. 4159 ID: 435599
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>>4158
There are many survival manuals out there. This is one of my faves, and it can be found in a handy pocket sized version as well.


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Shambler 13/01/27(Sun)10:49 No. 4207 ID: 435599
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Challenge Accepted.

Not my favorite bag but it does hold a lot. That said, mobility is a big advantage so I tried to keep it to bare essentials. Also a mind toward what would actually fit into the bag and where it would go.

>Handgun
>Clips x4
>Kbar knife
>Flashlight
>Food Bar x3
>Jerky Rations x3
>Spare Clips x2
>Ammo Box x3
>Water Filter Pump
>Water Bag 6L
>Medkit (Quickclot, gauze, duct tape, super glue)
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