/zom/ - Zombies

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Shambler 11/12/28(Wed)06:38 No. 2256 ID: 4226ba

um... my girlfriend? But I really think she fits the "bait" description more than "weapon"

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Shambler 11/12/28(Wed)06:50 No. 2257 ID: fea548

a large picture frame

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Shambler 11/12/28(Wed)06:52 No. 2258 ID: d7358e

Either a computer speaker or a tv. Fucked either way

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Shambler 11/12/28(Wed)09:38 No. 2260 ID: 294e98

0.o a didgeridoo. not sure if good

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Shambler 11/12/28(Wed)09:39 No. 2261 ID: 294e98

0.o a didgeridoo. not sure if good

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Shambler 11/12/28(Wed)09:47 No. 2262 ID: 181387

Bowl of noodles and a fan.
Bring it on

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P.V 11/12/28(Wed)10:27 No. 2263 ID: 20838a

Let's hope the undead get baked..

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Shambler 11/12/28(Wed)23:06 No. 2267 ID: c9b70d

About fourty tubes of christmas wrappnig papper

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Shambler 11/12/28(Wed)23:36 No. 2268 ID: 8f92c6

empty cup of Ramen noodles with a fork inside.

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Shambler 11/12/29(Thu)03:19 No. 2270 ID: 067899

a zombie statue the size of a big gi joe
how ironic would it be to beat a zombie to death with a zombie item?

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TalkSins 11/12/29(Thu)06:08 No. 2271 ID: dfea70

A 10" folded steel chef's knife and a cheap recurve bow /w 6 shitty fiber glass arrows.

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Shambler 11/12/29(Thu)14:19 No. 2274 ID: d5b25f

lol a bunch of pots and pans and knives...

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Naota 11/12/29(Thu)23:59 No. 2276 ID: dddf6c

engineering book and beatles cd
fuck yea

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Shambler 11/12/30(Fri)07:16 No. 2284 ID: 30e0c1

22 inch WiseWing LCD monitor. :C

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Shambler 11/12/30(Fri)07:56 No. 2285 ID: 772044

6 empty cans,a poptart box, a roll of masking tape and a bag of chips....

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pillpopper 11/12/30(Fri)08:04 No. 2286 ID: b449fe

>>2285
all you need now is Macguyver

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Shambler 11/12/30(Fri)09:24 No. 2288 ID: 03c55b

A roll of tape, guitars and a large tripod. I'm ready.

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Martyn Grim 11/12/30(Fri)09:28 No. 2289 ID: f295cc

My PCs tower....several RX bottles of narcotics (vicodon, soma, xanax)....several decks of Magic the Gathering cards....oh yea, Im set.

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Shambler 11/12/31(Sat)04:43 No. 2301 ID: 067899

i have my toilet plunger, that's right posting while on the can

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TalkSins 11/12/31(Sat)05:32 No. 2302 ID: d32561

>>2301
You post on this thread way too much.

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Shambler 11/12/31(Sat)05:36 No. 2303 ID: eaa699

Rainbow Slinky

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Shambler 11/12/31(Sat)10:18 No. 2308 ID: 9eb660

the best thing I have is my keyboard. Well, that or my tablet, but I'd rather get eaten than smash that.

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Shambler 12/01/01(Sun)07:59 No. 2309 ID: a20546

A bed, or a chair... yup I'm fucked.

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Shambler 12/01/01(Sun)20:58 No. 2310 ID: d8901b

my fucking tv

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Shambler 12/01/02(Mon)00:58 No. 2311 ID: 6c3514

my backpack..

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Shambler 12/01/03(Tue)03:41 No. 2319 ID: 340172

My sister. Not sure how im gonna use her. Mabes as a human shield?

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Shambler 12/01/03(Tue)03:43 No. 2320 ID: fb7c07

A pillow...I'm dead.

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Shambler 12/01/03(Tue)08:06 No. 2322 ID: be2d8c

My skyrim addicted girlfriend. I am ready for anything.

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Shambler 12/01/04(Wed)18:56 No. 2328 ID: a7f9a1

A couch.

Fuck.

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Shambler 12/01/05(Thu)06:38 No. 2330 ID: fc48bf

piano and dancing solar pussy flower

dick biscuits

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Shambler 12/01/05(Thu)09:18 No. 2331 ID: c669a6

The Tooth Zombie Tools blade, niiiice.

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Shambler 12/01/05(Thu)20:40 No. 2333 ID: b46cf9

wall? I can use that

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Shambler 12/01/05(Thu)22:31 No. 2337 ID: c669a6

>>2332
It's nice so far, pretty damn durable when I've messed around with it. I need to oil it though 'cause I'm getting tiny rust spots due to it sitting in the kydex sheath during winter (nothing serious, gonna wipe away when cleaned+oiled). It's not something I'd depend on in a zombie apocalypse if only because it's a knife/dagger and not a full blade. Definitely a solid backup weapon choice if down to nothing.

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Shambler 12/01/06(Fri)03:56 No. 2340 ID: 158767

A piano... Eh, I can work with that. Four throw-away spiked clubs, and a barricade.

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Shambler 12/01/11(Wed)06:56 No. 2370 ID: 23ee02

Cable TV remote. I'm fucked, but at least I'll go out mis-informed about everything.

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Shambler 12/01/11(Wed)07:01 No. 2371 ID: 73817b

My grandma

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Shambler 12/01/17(Tue)08:50 No. 2402 ID: f4abff

Tilex, Spic and Span, Soft Scrub, and a sponge.

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Shambler 12/01/18(Wed)05:57 No. 2404 ID: 37a9b6

My bowl...?

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Shambler 12/01/18(Wed)08:10 No. 2406 ID: 0f51d7

a claw hammer, I have a decent weapon, would be better if I had a longer weapon.

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some dude in afghanistan 12/01/20(Fri)21:02 No. 2412 ID: 501722

mwahahahaha, I'm in the motherfuckin' arms room. m4's with acog and reflex sights, front grips and some m9's. short trip to the range and voila, ammo for atleast a company worth of soldiers.

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Shambler 12/01/21(Sat)00:28 No. 2413 ID: fc7e7c

pocket knife in my left pocket... does that count?

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Shambler 12/01/22(Sun)00:39 No. 2420 ID: 027b72

My knee. Tony Jaa up in this bitch!

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Shambler 12/01/22(Sun)04:18 No. 2421 ID: 4fb247

foam plate, I'm fucked

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Shambler 12/01/22(Sun)04:21 No. 2422 ID: f27056

:| pillow.
And I'm naked.
Fuck.

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Shambler 12/01/22(Sun)04:37 No. 2423 ID: 23106f

Pointing right at my gun safe.

Fuckyeah.jpg

Also I am naked

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Shambler 12/01/22(Sun)07:15 No. 2424 ID: 1f10b8

Water. Hmm...

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Shambler 12/01/22(Sun)09:29 No. 2426 ID: 18dba6

My five year old niece.

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Shambler 12/01/22(Sun)11:30 No. 2427 ID: 783c59

a corpse

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Shambler 12/01/23(Mon)04:58 No. 2431 ID: 84bc94

A lamp...

Fuck.

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Shambler 12/01/24(Tue)03:58 No. 2441 ID: 6a0951

My dirty laundry. I guess I could toss it over a zombie's head while I run for safety...

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Shambler 12/01/24(Tue)06:41 No. 2442 ID: 1b0d14

my face... shit...

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S69 12/01/24(Tue)07:19 No. 2443 ID: 501722

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I dont suppose armored vehicles count...but what the fuck am I gonna do when I run out of fuel? Matv's aren't exactly fuel effecient butmy crows system will keep me inside the vehicle while still able to rain .50 cal death on anything stupid enough to shamble up....until I also run out of ammo... and that .50 is loud as fuck. Ill probably just starve to death locked inside the damn thing. can Ijust use whats to my right?
<pic related, Its whats in my motorpool atm>

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Shambler 12/01/24(Tue)15:29 No. 2445 ID: b28f64

A metronome, guess i'd be pretty screwed.

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Shambler 12/01/24(Tue)17:50 No. 2446 ID: 0be13e

a toy revolver.

closebutnotcigar.jpg

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Shambler 12/02/08(Wed)08:30 No. 2530 ID: f22797

woot crowbar!

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facepalm 12/02/08(Wed)21:58 No. 2538 ID: 7a16c7

Wall.

Shit.

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Naota 12/02/09(Thu)00:20 No. 2539 ID: 471e1a

Couch cushion fuck yeah

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Shambler 12/02/09(Thu)03:37 No. 2541 ID: 03ce3b

my 2nd monitor?

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Shambler 12/02/10(Fri)00:19 No. 2550 ID: a89046

A padlock and a piece of tempered glass.

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Red_Arrow 12/02/12(Sun)22:06 No. 2571 ID: ded7b9

My teddy sheep. Great.
(like a teddy bear, except not a bear)

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Shambler 12/02/12(Sun)23:34 No. 2575 ID: f044a0

A door with a messed up lock... shit.

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Shambler 12/02/13(Mon)00:32 No. 2576 ID: 020713

Dippy bird and scissors

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Shambler 12/02/13(Mon)01:03 No. 2578 ID: 8fcb03

Nail Hammer and Printer...I don't even know why their even close to each other

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Shadow+Hunter 12/02/13(Mon)17:57 No. 2581 ID: 41781d

A wardrobe of clothes... besides crushing the zombies i can entertain them into confusion doing movie montages?

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Shambler 12/02/14(Tue)06:07 No. 2586 ID: 067899

a hot glue gun and some duct tape

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Shambler 12/02/14(Tue)06:17 No. 2587 ID: 6cbd44

A fucking Nesquik Bottle...

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Shambler 12/02/14(Tue)10:39 No. 2589 ID: 0c3066

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A steel folding chair.
Gonna go CZW on their asses.

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Shambler 12/02/14(Tue)15:18 No. 2590 ID: f121ac

A spliff or an empty OJ box...wait...SCISSORS!

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Shambler 12/02/18(Sat)16:02 No. 2615 ID: da254f

Colt M1911 with two clips full of ammo, a beer can, and a cleaning kit for the weapon.

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Shambler 12/02/19(Sun)21:15 No. 2621 ID: d093c9

Ontario Knife Company SP-05. Big ass knife with a 10" blade.

Oh, and a tomahawk.

Whew! Lucky lucky me! Could have been worse!

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Shambler 12/02/20(Mon)00:09 No. 2623 ID: a1b35a

A banjo!

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Shambler 12/02/21(Tue)07:04 No. 2632 ID: c44395

my gun rack with, but not limited to: 1-.17 boltaction rifle sighted at 100 yds but it is accurate at up to 300yds, my semi-auto 22 rifle, my machete, my 30-06 semi-auto, my baretta 9mm and 2 shot guns a 12 and a 20 guage. all with ammo in the gun rack how did I get so lucky

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Shambler 12/02/22(Wed)01:49 No. 2638 ID: 3f99b1

A pile of clothes.

Well, at least I'll be a stylish zombie.

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Shambler 12/02/22(Wed)02:03 No. 2639 ID: 641727

Toilet paper =/ I'm screwed

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Shambler 12/03/04(Sun)06:15 No. 2691 ID: 9bffb7

rolling pin

fuck yeah

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CandleJack 12/03/07(Wed)05:22 No. 2707 ID: de4802

A large metal bowl full of unshelled macadamia nuts.

Not so bad, all things considered. The bowl can be used as a whacking device or small shield, and supposing I can get my hands on a slingshot, the nuts would make fantastic ammo.

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Shambler 12/03/08(Thu)15:03 No. 2709 ID: ce3583

bottle of pineaple-chilli sauce, this is gonna be hard

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Shambler 12/03/08(Thu)22:31 No. 2711 ID: 141f73

Another monitor.

okay.jpg

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Shambler 12/03/10(Sat)01:13 No. 2714 ID: 84b428

a trumpet, lube, and an air compressor

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Shambler 12/03/11(Sun)06:46 No. 2720 ID: 052ca8

The closet that contains my pistols lockbox. Am I aloud to get my gun out or am I forced to use the closet door or something?

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Shambler 12/03/11(Sun)17:44 No. 2721 ID: b0d315

Some insulated Carhartts and my work boots.

Well, at least I'll die warm with intact toes.

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Shambler 12/03/14(Wed)14:12 No. 2744 ID: b4816a

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A laptop and a guy fawkes mask >:) a channer's favorite weapons

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Ninjanonymous 12/03/15(Thu)23:56 No. 2759 ID: 38da62

the Sazabi gundam i think im good

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Shambler 12/03/16(Fri)03:42 No. 2760 ID: 4f1f45

a knife and a joint. i'm aaaallll set

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Shambler 12/03/16(Fri)08:02 No. 2761 ID: 1f4f21

A fire place and or broken fan. the smell of burnt zombie. does it not incite other zombies to burn?

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Shambler 12/03/16(Fri)08:02 No. 2762 ID: 1f4f21

A fire place and or broken fan. the smell of burnt zombie. does it not incite other zombies to burn?

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kittyKaiti!1KqpcVdXUo 12/03/16(Fri)19:39 No. 2766 ID: cc9105

An empty glass with a spoon in it that was previously filled with chocolate milk. wat

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lmao jezzah 12/03/16(Fri)22:34 No. 2768 ID: f92dc9

Beercan xD

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Shambler 12/03/17(Sat)10:20 No. 2771 ID: 01c388

A 3ft computer cabinet with plastic roller wheels...
I could probably get a few dozen yards with this until I get something better or get ganged-up upon.

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Shambler 12/03/25(Sun)01:11 No. 2823 ID: 29b43e

my floor. I'm sideways right now

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Shambler 12/03/26(Mon)17:51 No. 2837 ID: b93a0e

A desk with many detachable rod-like pieces. I think I could make due.

>>2260
>0.o a didgeridoo. not sure if good
>0.o

Yeah, you're fucked.

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Shambler 12/03/28(Wed)00:17 No. 2842 ID: d7447c

kill em with a MIDI keyboard!

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Shambler 12/03/29(Thu)17:53 No. 2849 ID: 592b5c

Bongo drums.
I mean, I've also got an 11-inch KA-BAR knife and a small tool kit including screwdrivers and a claw hammer... but I'm gonna have to go with the bongos.

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Shambler 12/03/30(Fri)12:17 No. 2852 ID: ef492b

I got nothin' bu' a cup o' hot choccy. Ken that waint do me much goo'. Guess I'm left wi' me fists an' me nut then aye.

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Shambler 12/04/01(Sun)06:39 No. 2866 ID: 5f6b17

My right foot would have preferred the left one but what can you do

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Bob 12/04/27(Fri)09:23 No. 3060 ID: afcb8a

A pillow. FML

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Shambler 12/04/27(Fri)10:34 No. 3062 ID: fbb43d

a large heavy tv. i could probably crush a zombie skull with it, but unless they come at me 1 at a time i'm fucked.

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Shambler 12/04/29(Sun)00:19 No. 3068 ID: 87f986

Wooden practice sword. Sure, might be useful to begin with but if it lasts for more than a month I will be shocked.

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Shambler 12/04/29(Sun)00:43 No. 3069 ID: 06faa8

An open window.

...goddammit...