they're probably also dumb as shit and smell like it too

>>811989
Hold your nose and don't ask too many questions.

I think going there with an ulterior motive will only end in fails, anon.

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They aren't stupid, they will figure you out quick and you'll get in trouble. Remember, when it comes to immigration to western white countries: The worst people emigrate from the home country, what is left in the home country are the best ones.

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>>812052
What is that feeling trying to convey?

>>812012
Ulterior motive? I do of course support the cause, I was just trying to explain why it seems to make sense for my situation.

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>>812072
8man's basic reaction to the stupidity of humanity

Okay, now how do I get a SIM card that works in Ukraine?

You should kill yourself for supporting ukraine

>>812096
You think it's okay for one country to just invade another, unprovoked?

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>unprovoked?

lmao

> Okay, now how do I get a SIM card that works in Ukraine?

wtf, oh......

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>>812106

>>812100
>unprovoked?
It wasn't unprovoked. It may not be justified but there was certainly some bear-pokings going on.

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>>812145

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>>812154
You may find this book of interest
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>>812157

Why do people in Ukraine refuse to accept slightly torn paper money? Do they not have a system to replace worn bills like they do in the US?

I wonder if there's an arbitrage opportunity.

Submitted application to Task Force Yankee.

How does the economy work in Ukraine? Like gas and money and mail and stuff.

>>812224
From what I've heard everything there is dirt airwolfing cheap but poverty is rampant as well. The jobs that are available don't pay well.

>>812100
there's literally a neo-nazi party present in its government called svoboda. the reason putin gives for invading is to get rid of this party and atone for the crimes its committed particularly in the past 8 years. the theory that he's just randomly trying to rebuild the soviet union is baseless and I find it hilarious that its the standard position being pushed by western media.

I have obtained an International Driving Permit.

>>812226

I hope anon is trrrollling you, otherwise they so dumb, how do they remember to breath.

>>812233
What are you implying?

How do international flights work? Do they not speak english?

Wow! Hotels are cheap in Warsaw.

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>>812251

For a few extra euros, you can get a hot water bottle. New better quilty ones cost a little more.

Check out Romania, dirt cheap hotels and the hot water bottles are better and cheaper.

Bulgaria, well try not buying 14 year bride.

>>812248, you replying to >>812224
oh, nevermind, there is all ways nirvana

>>812254
I don't mean to stare
We don't have to breed

>>812266
We can plant a house, we can build a tree

I don't even care, we can have all three

Still waiting to hear back, very frustrating, I think the flight I was looking at is no longer available.

>>812268
SHE SAID!

Ukrainian soldiers drinking and making a toast to hopefully conquering moscow.

Apparently the guy who was supposed to interview me got preoccupied with his dad dying so that's why he hasn't gotten back to me. I am told that if I just go ahead and show up it'll probably be fine, because they need guys.

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Any advice I should know for my trip to Ukraine via planes and trains? Is it hard to navigate train stations because it's all in a foreign language or something? Any other differences from domestic travel I should be aware of?

>>812379
You're actually going through with this? Keep us posted.

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>>812379
>Is it hard to navigate train stations

Well, they are getting blown to smithereens by missile strikes, so I think the language barrier will be the least of your problems. You are going to die, bro. You should probably stay home.

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>>812387
Lviv is relatively safe. Many of the refugees have returned. All the fighting is in the east.

Alright, I've booked my tickets! I'm going to Lviv!

When we raise the black flag over Moscow, we'll feast like the world's never seen!

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>>812406

Ooooooooh, looks like I'll be getting some free Turkish food on the flight.

The currency exchange at the airport does not accept Ukrainian hryvnia.

The currency exchange in the Istanbul airport does accept Ukrainian hryvnia.

I forgot the rates though, lol.

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that canadian guy on twittah did this larp better, until he got humiliated a few weeks ago

Waiting at the bus station in Budapest.

Bus has not come. I wonder why.

>>812537
Post location and timestamp or stfu

>>812500
There are definitely enough OSINTcels these days that if youre a spider expertgot about these things you'll be found out

A Ukrainian refugee and volunteer, struggling to find the words to express his emotions, just said it's "magic" that I'm trying to help and learn the language and appreciate the culture, so that pretty much made my day. And then another volunteer, a veteran who's not trying to learn the language, tried to lecture him about how it's "counterproductive" that he has such a strong desire to kill all Russian soldiers, comparing it to the religious animosity he encountered in the Middle East. Later, he asked me what I thought about it and I said I didn't come to Ukraine to tell the Ukrainians how they should feel about the conflict. It's their fight, not mine. I'm just helping. I find such American lack of humility deeply disturbing.

I just got my first Bumble message since arriving in Ukraine! She is an Asian humanitarian volunteer.

>>812705
Yes but does she have alt-right letters
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>>812705
Did you go to a war zone to get laid? Really?

I go to the mall and see, among other things, a CSI themed pinball machine. The song is true, we really are all living in America.

Tried to go to Poland today but was turned away at the border because of a problem with our paperwork. Will try again tomorrow.

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i use these institutional toilet paper rolls.
been stealing them from the same place as needed for 7 years.
they're wide and don't fit on the wall dispenser.
i need to put my fingers in the center, pull on the end and unspool a piece to use.
the roll spins in a satisfying way when i do this.
i've learned how to pull, tear, and gather up the right length each time with few motions of my free hand.
at first, as each piece of paper is torn from the roll, it's hard to see any difference in it's diameter.
the more i use, the more quickly the paper roll shrinks
it always lasts longer than i expect

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This is an oil painting found in a dumpster.
It's small, about 9x6in.
It was painted sometime in the 1920's.
The frame is original and has some writing on the back but no title and is unsigned.
It's hard to see, but the scene is of a sailboat on a moonlit sea.
It's almost as dark in real life as it appears.
The painting is not good, or valuable, but there's something about the way the clouds and light on the wavetops that convey a certain mood.

Trying to schedule a date but never know if I'll suddenly be asked to do something.

Got a coffee date tomorrow! 29 year old Ukrainian tech worker with good English.

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She didn't show.
To make matters worse, i'm lost.
Something something...americans.

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historians agree, the battle of man-asses was the gayest engagement of the civil war.

"it was a real bull run" recalled one saddle sore veteran.

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When i was 20, i had a friend who would come over and he would take cocaine and he would start picking up anything he could find to use to cover the windows. He did this every time. He was a truck driver, and one of the dumbest people i ever knew, but in a harmless way. Despite his mental defecit he would get laid constantly, apparently he was very good looking. Girls i knew called him a male slut. I went on an overnight ride along with him in the cab of a semi, delivering pallets of gorton's fish sticks and breaded filets from the factory. On the way he broke into one of the cases and stole a few boxes of fish. We microwaved them later. Some of you reading this might be expecting some kind of confession at this point, but it's not that kind of story.

I take a bolt downtown. At a cafe, I meet an almost thirty year old Ukrainian data scientist. We hug. She says her shirt is soft and I feel it. It says something patriotic about Ukraine. She doesn't seem to be wearing a bra. She drinks a coffee and I eat an ice cream bar. We sit outside and talk for a while. She tells me about her history. She was born in Ukraine and studied in the United Kingdom, with a study abroad in the US. She works for an American tech company and gets paid in dollars. She doesn't like that she sometimes has to stay up late for meetings with American colleagues. They're working on a mental health chat bot. She is very grateful that I am volunteering. We walk and she shows me around. We go to the post office and she helps me buy postcards and stamps. She has to go to work, so we say goodbye and hug. It's quite a good hug, and we touch hands as we part ways.

Best date ever!

Ukraine is different than the US in many ways, but in one way it is the same. When I go to the barbershops without an appointment, they're all busy.

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intoxicated by the memory of my hand on her breast, like feeling a bag of sand, i experienced car trouble on the drive home.

(non-sequitor disparaging americans in this space)

>>812803
A beautiful post, anon.

I am grateful for the free food provided by World Central Kitchen.

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i am also grateful for the twerk battalion, provided by world star hip-hop

I can buy a whole package of cookies for like thirty cents.

I love Ukraine.

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here's a true story

when i was 17, i was assistant manager of a domino's pizza outside boston.
we had a delivery driver named ed.
ed lived in his car, which was strewn with bondage porn magazines, and carried around a copy of the satanic bible.
we called ed baby huey, like in the comic book, because he was a big, pear shaped guy with a small head.
ed had a section 8 discharge from the navy, for deliberately jumping off the side of a ship.
ed delivered pizza for us for a few months, then stopped showing up to work.
no one thought anything of it, until about a week later, when two mass state police detectives came in and asked to see ed's work papers "investigating him in connection to the disappearance of two people"

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>>812842
there was a man ed knew, who, it seems, had the life ed wanted.
a modest house, a steady income, a social life.
so, ed murdered him by strangling, buried the body in the woods, and moved into the man's house.
of course, the man's friends were suspicious, not believing he'd gone away and left ed with the run of his home.
one friend was particularly persistent in questioning ed.
ed murdered the friend by strangling, and buried the body in the woods.

shortly after this, with people around ed going on sudden vacations, the police were called, and ed went on the run.

cue state police coming to domino's looking for ed

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>>812843
now the cops are after ed, and he's on the run.
he needs money, so he calls up a domino's the next town over and orders a delivery, planning on robbing the driver.
when the driver shows up, ed is lying in wait outside the house. he stabs the driver with a screwdriver,and tries to strangle him with a shoelace.
but, the shoelace bseaks, and ed, covered in blood, panics and flees.
the next morning, ed is arrested in a laundromat, in his underwear with his blood soaked clothes still in a washing machine, after other concerned customers at the laundry phone police about a large man with a small head, taking off his bloody clothes in public.

>>811979
Yeah might as well

>>812889
Too late, I'm already here.