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Closet Furry 23/08/26(Sat)14:14 No. 822549

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Have you noticed more bald people than usual? I have, I assume all of them have owned a pet. I think baldness is likely caused by mites, and may be reversed or slowed by using cloves. Chew on the cloves and work up a nasty spit, then rub it all over your head and penis. This might prevent the baldbugs from stealing your gf

tee 23/08/26(Sat)15:07 No. 822564

I have noticed a lot of bald people in Paris when I was there. I think they have toxic fumes in the cars and that's why it manifests in such a way. It's unfortunate really, but hey, more girls a chump like me if I stay in shape and have hella physique.

Also, why do you need to use that lotion on your penis?

zeneslev 23/08/26(Sat)15:08 No. 822565

>>822564
The baldbugs seem to enjoy biting my dick lately

4chan user 23/08/26(Sat)16:10 No. 822568

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as you can see, I'm completely bald

Chew on one at a time

W. T. Snacks 23/08/26(Sat)16:22 No. 822569

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As you can see, the sore is obviously from baldbugs, not fat chicks

Homicide 23/08/26(Sat)20:07 No. 822571

ok, it seems like this is another penis thread. nb

Bill 23/08/26(Sat)20:51 No. 822572

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>>822549

Balding is caused by molds/fungus that is fueled from exposure to fluorescent and led lights.

Novice Equestrian 23/08/26(Sat)22:52 No. 822575

>>822572
>mold

unlikely honestly, it should basically go critically acute if it was fungus

Using proper bottled water seemed to help the symptoms I had for multiple problems and may even be a solution long-term, but I got a bunch of airwolfing bites at my dad's again and figure I must have reinfected myself

I had a sore just like this on my dick a while back, and have them on my airwolfing arms and face and shit regularly lately. Always after a visit to the airwolfing cats

PrettyPony 23/08/27(Sun)00:58 No. 822586

>>822549 NO

WTF is wrong with you?

Chweing cloves, you got way bigger problems anon
Please seek halp

p4ch3c0 23/08/27(Sun)12:39 No. 822600

True, but we've always known this, what is your point, OP?

Spider Expert 23/08/27(Sun)13:36 No. 822603

>>822600
...My penis has improved

poe 23/08/28(Mon)07:31 No. 822614

I do'nt know about bald but niggas be getting gray hair mad younger. it used to be like, 80 year old niggas that had gray hair, now I see guys graying in their mid-30s. the airwolf is up with that?

Moot 23/08/28(Mon)09:11 No. 822615

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Sonichu 23/08/28(Mon)11:40 No. 822617

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the patron saint of bald blesses this thread

Cryomancer 23/08/28(Mon)16:56 No. 822624

>>822614
Yeah, stress be doing that for you.

Or all of them weird (and weirder)(and more) substances that we're dumping wherever. The ones that aren't naturally occurring I mean. Industrial waste.. and items that aren't of use any longer, but are neither repurposed, nor fully contained..
But that's the smaller issue. The byproducts and waste of an industrial operating society (that does things the way we do) is the bigger issue here because the things that go into the body (food air drink) and the things that are in contact with the body (anything you touch or that settles on you or stuff in the air itself) contain them substances and then the body eventually does too, but they don't belong in the body and airwolf shit up. Stuff like silicates for example. We've had one user cure his cancer and a bunch of ulcers on his dick and forehead simply by avoiding those...

We have to either do things differently (It's our generations turn to steer this (if not crashing then definitely in an emergency) ship) or find new ways to thrive in this novel environment.

r000t 23/08/28(Mon)17:43 No. 822625

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>>822549
Im bald, here's the skinny:
People now shave their heads, but even some of them have the thin tuft on top. I do have the thin swirly tuft on top you see in the old days, that I can swish forward for a big cow lick.

I just shave it off because it's ugly. Also baldness comes from hormone imbalance and genetic markers for it. If you do not have enough estrogen you go bald, but only if you have the markers. My hormones are out of balance because I'm a drug abuser, took very powerful prescription based acne medicine as a teen, and had fungus.

It's not mites.

herp 23/08/28(Mon)21:03 No. 822630

>>822625
Yeah, it's fungus, as was mentioned before. Mites wouldn't help the situation, but they are definitely not the cause.

Nyan Cat 23/08/28(Mon)22:38 No. 822632

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>>822625
>>822630
I utilized my fungus to kill my mites. I command the fungs, it works for me.

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 23/08/29(Tue)01:17 No. 822638

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can you smell smoke?

Homicide 23/09/10(Sun)13:53 No. 822948

>>822630
It's not fungus, it can survive a airwolfing vaccuum environment

Closet Furry 23/09/10(Sun)14:13 No. 822954

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Oh and I noticed something. These mites create dandruff and promote itching to get you to produce blood. If you look up a picture, mites are just really small ticks. The cloves seem to be really helping things, even on my dick thankfully. The combination of cancer water and mange-ridden rodents was what drove my health down so far, and if my skin can recover completely it will be a miracle. Pretty sure I noticed my hair coming in slightly fuller

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 23/09/10(Sun)14:15 No. 822955

they spread from contact and shed hairs. never pet a dog again

Lorf 23/09/10(Sun)14:19 No. 822956

oh I have a development with the foot soaking as well

it appears at the core of that corn on my foot caused by sillication, there is some sort of airwolfed up scab or parasite. I soaked it regularly enough the skin became clear for a little, and there was a black spot inside I could not clearly see. that spot always hurt when I tried to cut the sillicated skin off

pics of that later, I skipped a soak and the skin is cloudier now

zeneslev 23/09/10(Sun)14:21 No. 822957

OH!! one more advice for preventing bald, do not scratch when you itch. Use pressure, hold the spot down until it hurts for a few seconds. This will potentially kill three or four of the thousands of mites and they will stop trying to scratch you

Liru Fanboy 23/09/10(Sun)15:28 No. 822959

>>822632
Are those balls? What the airwolf are we looking at?

He-Man 23/09/10(Sun)21:18 No. 822966

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>>822959
that, is a pud.

r000t 23/09/11(Mon)04:01 No. 822972

Oh no. Is this another thread by the "silica is everywhere and it's ruining My ability to enjoy marginal hentai" guy?

[tags4lyf]PEARS 23/09/11(Mon)07:57 No. 822975

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I assumed it is because of the absolutely massive amount of stress our society places on people.

Closet Furry 23/09/11(Mon)11:51 No. 822985

>>822972
Silicates. There's a difference and the guy makes fair points even if he posts to many selfies and dik pics. Detox and be amazed my friend.

Lorf 23/09/11(Mon)13:20 No. 822987

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>>822972
Yes. :(

>>822975
stress is a mental issue, there should be no physical effect not controlled by the brain (nerve issues can be stress-related)

>>822985
Silicon, the element, and thanks, hope the silicates don't get in you

Miku Fanboy 23/09/11(Mon)17:31 No. 822992

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It was clearer a few days ago so I'll try another pic if it gets that way again but that weird black spot is likely the main issue... it's at the core of the "corn," and the whole goal might be to heal just it... whatever the hell it is

I'm sure the doctor would call it Yoanabm Dispotis, a common fungus solved by removing the toe

Also my eye lipoma has yet to heal, the lipomas in my right earlobe have healed entirely, one behind my left remains, the one in my gut seems smaller, the one in my right leg I can't find right now

[tags4lyf]PEARS 23/09/11(Mon)17:32 No. 822993

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zeneslev 23/09/11(Mon)17:33 No. 822994

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Miku Fanboy 23/09/11(Mon)17:35 No. 822995

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OP 23/09/11(Mon)17:36 No. 822996

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I burn my hand tryin to make pizza ;(

I cut a B into my chest when I was younger because of this black chick. I can't get away from her ;-;

zeneslev 23/09/12(Tue)15:29 No. 823024

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airwolfing slut

derp 23/09/15(Fri)00:50 No. 823074

>>822549
Look, I airwolfed a 54 year old methhead bitch, but I wouldn't airwolf you. You are not attractive and are delusional to think that. You just have desperate men, men more desperate than me, around you giving you false feedback. You are nothing special. Get rid of this nonsense idea you're "attractive". You look like a mentally disturbed person with inferior dark eyes and dark hair. Yeah you're not a nigress or a chinkess so you've above these subhumans but for a white person you're really ugly. And the sad thing? It's an ugliness that can't be fixed; it's not like obesity or something is causing you to be ugly. As far as I can tell this is a good as you'll ever look. My 54 year old gf is better looking than you, she has prettier eyes, red hair, freckles, is tall. You are just… mediocre. If I was married to you I'd have to get you to wear a mask so as not to publicly embarrass me as people would taunt me for having an ugly girlfriend. I don't know what is worse; having an old girlfriend or an ugly one… ah I think I'll stick with my old lady. A woman's value usually comes down to her looks because women don't have anything else to offer in terms of character, virtue, intelligence, etc. so if you don't even have that then you are just nothing but a miserable femcel who will only be pursued by the most bestial and subhuman of "men" that would airwolf anything. The best you could do is get a sperm donation from a real man like me because I wouldn't stick around to raise the child with you, you're too ugly to have around, hopefully my superior genetics would be an upgrade for your lineage else the child might curse me forever for having given you my seed.

tee 23/09/17(Sun)16:05 No. 823133

>>823074
t.

So I noticed something with the cloves, if you let them dry on your skin sometimes they actually get embedded in it. I had to pull one out, with a clump of damdruff. I also noticed that the cloves reduce the temperature of the skin, meaning they are combatting the infection from the mites effectively enough that they are making my body need less of its defenses.

I will one day destroy every nigger from off this planet, say what you can while your grave spreads its mouth ever wider, and my Bob Ross has yet to even promote me to that Heaven so promised for my race and kindred, the prophets.

Novice Equestrian 23/09/17(Sun)16:09 No. 823134

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oh and I noticed that spit is really good for your skin

it's why all animals lick their fur, to get rid of mites, and why you even have saliva is to rid yourself of them

Liru Fanboy 23/09/17(Sun)16:12 No. 823135

I'm not only the most attractive man on Earth, I'm the strongest, and even the smartest. I am the beacon of this entire planet, and wage war with this entire nation. My Bob Ross has set this honor upon me, your end.

Closet Furry 23/09/17(Sun)22:07 No. 823138

>>823135
You're cute, but you're not that sexy, get over yourself.

Spiderman 23/09/19(Tue)15:47 No. 823158

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>>823138
thanks... lol, I'll try -~-

also I noticed something watching this heal. Blood actually turns INTO flesh. The body is airwolfing amazing, a masterwork of uncomparable composition. Truly a work of Bob Ross.

poe 23/09/19(Tue)20:45 No. 823162

>>823158
It has healed up nicely anon. Is there anything special that you did to treat the wound?

r000t 23/09/24(Sun)14:40 No. 823254

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>>823162
Well gee, since you asked, constantly pouring water on it.

Have you guys ever noticed coughing up mucous after you eat? I think your body does that to rid some silicon. The cloves take away a lot of the stink from spit and apparently ward off gnats as well. If you make coffee with pure water the shit hits you like No Doz, right to the body. You get super jittery.

poe 23/09/24(Sun)14:43 No. 823255

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Might not scar

Not in a "b" at least

take that Bitch

OP 23/09/24(Sun)15:56 No. 823259

https://youtu.be/ZxXx54vBL94?si=bfyJ-iP2weowGC_O

symbion 23/09/24(Sun)16:53 No. 823263

Worth noting I only started using cloves at the behest of the Spirit

As with most of these incredibly profitable actions

Weeabot 23/09/24(Sun)22:06 No. 823286

>>823255
Nice one. I can look it healing up real nice.

Liru Fanboy 23/09/24(Sun)22:38 No. 823288

>>823286
I'm old enough it's slightly impressive it didn't take months

Oh and something about the water, I noticed that my sweat smells less shitty. For a while it smelled like normal sweat, most of my life, lately before this regimen it started smelling a little worse I think. I notice sometimes now, I literally have no smell. Other times I can smell the food I ate sweating out of places like my armpit somehow.

Everytime I catch myself scentless I think of Perume (the wonderul novel) and Scentless Apprentice (Nirvana song)

Mudkip 23/09/30(Sat)16:10 No. 823413

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Liru Fanboy 23/10/02(Mon)17:12 No. 823451

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Brony 23/10/03(Tue)13:40 No. 823459

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>>823457
not all ;)

Reimu Hakurei 23/10/03(Tue)13:49 No. 823460

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Bill 23/10/03(Tue)13:52 No. 823461

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Moot 23/10/03(Tue)21:20 No. 823466

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The penis is noticeably improved from the burning clove pain-treatment. This little thinning issue is fixin ta get cured next if we capables

This might actually be a normal amount of hair thickness, I'm used to using half a bottle of conditioner every day

Spiderman 23/10/03(Tue)21:27 No. 823467

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Son, are you rubbing spit all over your head again? This is the last warning before we call the mental police again

AGAIN

W. T. Snacks 23/10/03(Tue)22:57 No. 823478

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my other toe has a suspect, suspicious, quite sussy similar spot

Bob Ross 23/10/03(Tue)22:59 No. 823479

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finna yall

it was easy to remove, painless

tee 23/10/04(Wed)22:19 No. 823486

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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 23/10/05(Thu)16:45 No. 823497

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>>823486
hey fren

[tags4lyf]PEARS 23/10/05(Thu)21:23 No. 823499

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>>823497
hey there

N3X15 23/10/06(Fri)14:44 No. 823504

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>>823499
hey

Sazpaimon 23/10/07(Sat)03:23 No. 823522

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>>823467

ian 23/10/08(Sun)22:52 No. 823575

I want to airwolf a black girl I work with

Weeabot 23/10/09(Mon)11:42 No. 823576

>>823575
Nice. Don't listen to the naysayers, black pussy is top tier.

p4ch3c0 23/10/09(Mon)11:45 No. 823577

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>>823522
Hey bro. Aliens land 2026/2027 confirmed.

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 23/10/11(Wed)19:32 No. 823605

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Immoral Guild is airwolfing amazing, had me cry-laughing and the tits/animation are perfect. Great voice acting. Loving it

He-Man 23/10/11(Wed)21:15 No. 823606

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pseudofly

herp 23/10/13(Fri)20:57 No. 823643

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r000t 23/10/13(Fri)20:58 No. 823644

So since this is working so well I can safely assume mites were the cause

Mudkip 23/10/14(Sat)15:29 No. 823669

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Lorf 23/10/14(Sat)15:52 No. 823672

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>>823643
1) get a latex condom
2) fill it full of high-quality lotion
3) Put your lil peen in that lotion filled condom
4) Let it soak for an afternoon, watch a couple of movies or play through vidya.

This will moisturize your awful circumcision scar and your scaly bellend. If your parents loved you, you wouldn't have been circumcised and your skin wouldn't be airwolfed up. The lotion filled condom is a temporary substitute for the parts that were removed.

Marisa Kirisame 23/10/15(Sun)00:02 No. 823678

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almost surfaced

OP 23/10/15(Sun)00:31 No. 823682

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>>823672

my gosh anon you are to kind

all the best in your life going forward

Liru Fanboy 23/10/18(Wed)14:57 No. 823747

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clearly a stinkworm infection chuds

btw I was planning on applying ice to my baldbug infections, since it's a bug it has to hate cold right

Lorf 23/10/18(Wed)15:05 No. 823748

>>823747
Acetone, you need acetone.

zeneslev 23/10/18(Wed)22:20 No. 823753

>>823747
Bugs don't have warm blood. They don't give a airwolf about the cold. I've read somewhere about a critter that can freeze to death travels through space (irradiated) and then seeds a new civilization on some asteroid. If anything heat is the more better option.
>>823748
Just fast and the body will produce it's own

p4ch3c0 23/10/21(Sat)18:21 No. 823816

Female Draft: The Answer to our Recruiting Issues?

In light of recent events in The Middle East and Asia, the amount of servicemen will be increased. There are many expensive options like sign-on bonuses and legislative programs, but maybe the answer is simpler. That would be one thing, but could it also double the pool of candidates? Yes. That is why a Female Draft is a good idea, but what is a Female? Thanks to the recent nigger law passed that no Man cannot be barred from urinating on a Female on the grounds that he may Take it in the Ass like a nigger, there are no distinctions between male and female any longer.

There is no need for a new law or a new expensive program, the answer was a Miracle just like America, the answer was Strong Women all along (WOMAN STRONG!)

Lorf 23/10/22(Sun)00:39 No. 823832

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>>823816

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Novice Equestrian 23/10/22(Sun)04:13 No. 823840

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W. T. Snacks 23/10/22(Sun)04:17 No. 823841

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Mudkip 23/10/22(Sun)13:32 No. 823854

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I'm going to masturbate now because women could never love a pathetic idiot like me.

Spider Expert 23/10/22(Sun)15:21 No. 823856

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Cryomancer 23/10/22(Sun)15:55 No. 823860

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r000t 23/10/22(Sun)16:11 No. 823861

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O.P. 23/10/22(Sun)18:34 No. 823862

>>823854
Do what you got to do brother, don't come here proclaiming that for everyone to know.

Also please stop being a fat airwolf and no it's not the government's blame.

Sazpaimon 23/10/22(Sun)22:21 No. 823869

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The war in Israel... is against many strange small nations that don't really exist. They are all ran by other places... Multiple names, Babel was the splitting of languages, this is Babylon assuredly.

>>823862
Do what now

I just played a VR2 game I did not like much but the mods seemed alright. Weird to meet people basically a slave to a virtual reality. Waste of 50$

Marisa Kirisame 23/10/22(Sun)23:24 No. 823870

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>>823869
We wanted to make a monument to greatness and ingenuity and human spirit, but instead he divided us so he could watch all this shit go down right now and be like "that's what you get for striving to awesomeness instead of just admitting I'm the best". What a jealous jackass. Well I hope you're happy now you airwolf, watching us all slaughter each other like pigs.

Anonymous 23/10/23(Mon)10:42 No. 823885

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>>823869

Enjoy

Sonichu 23/10/23(Mon)15:06 No. 823894

I was thinking, women don't understand how special they are

They don't understand how rare they are. The government tells them they are as plenteous as us, which is untrue. The female population is only 1/4th of humanity

They don't understand why it's so evil to cheat on men because of this

They do not understand how valuable they are

They do not understand why they can not just give sex to evil animals

They will suffer for it