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John Smith 20/12/17(Thu)13:04 No. 47656

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Dear John,

Forgive me, I wasn't paying the slightest attention to where I posted.

So much was I overwhelmed by my satisfaction with the new tomato bucket.

It is smaller than its predecessor, but I see this as a feature: it takes up less space in the refrigerator, and packs of tomatoes rarely filled the old one.

Sincerely,
John

John Smith 20/12/17(Thu)23:43 No. 47657

My Dearest John,

I could not be happier for you and your new tomato bucket. I hope to someday find this level of satisfaction in my own life. I do not even own any tomatoes at the moment, but I must choose every day to see this as an opportunity for growth rather than an impediment. One step at a time.

Yours truly,
John

John Smith 20/12/18(Fri)14:33 No. 47658

John,

I recommend that you get a bigger refrigerator, as opposed to continuing with a smaller tomato bucket. A large-scale refrigerator shall last you for many years; I think that, one day, you shall find yourself lamenting the fat that you did not, indeed, purchase a larger refrigerator in your youth.

With kind regards,
John

John Smith 20/12/19(Sat)04:14 No. 47660

Dear John
I feel honored about the fact that I was able to look at such a masterpiece.

Your tomato bucket is truly special.
Your Dear Friend
John

John Smith 20/12/24(Thu)06:46 No. 47663

Those would go great on a bowl of food

John Smith 21/01/21(Thu)14:10 No. 47696

>>47663
Not to disagree John, but I mostly eat them as snacks.

Once in a while I chop a few up for a salad.

John Smith 21/02/26(Fri)16:42 No. 47729

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Dear John,

Tomato Bucket 2.0 has made a friend.

This is ice bucket.

Sincerely,
John

John Smith 21/02/26(Fri)18:21 No. 47730

Dear John,

Im glad your tomato bucket has been gifted with a new friend.

Your friend
John

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