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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

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Wine Connoisseur 18/11/27(Tue)06:14 No. 3468

So will the levels of quality champagne posts (champagne being superoir to wine in every way) be higher now and moving forward? I am a man of refined taste and can't stomach all of these flat grapejuice images.

Emergency Wine Connoisseur 21/01/12(Tue)17:00 No. 3528 [Reply]

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Please look at the title screen for センノキセキ . It is a free download on the Japanese Playstation 3 store. This is an emergency for Nihonjin. Thank you.

Wine Connoisseur 21/01/18(Mon)03:06 No. 3529

wtf is a nihonjin supposed to do? all the app says is that it was unable to download data and that you should allow for data to be downloaded

Wine Connoisseur 21/01/18(Mon)03:06 No. 3530

wtf is a nihonjin supposed to do? all the app says is that it was unable to download data and that you should allow for data to be downloaded

What's the best wine to get horny? Wine Connoisseur 20/09/15(Tue)23:00 No. 3515 [Reply]

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I'm looking for specific wines that will get chick horny. For some scientific reasons I noticed woman get horny and sexually aroused when they drink a lot of wines or specific ones. So this led me to experiment to see what wines that will get them super aroused. So... what wines you have in mind that can get any chick wet and ready for some meat.

Wine Connoisseur 20/09/26(Sat)00:24 No. 3516

Highest alcohol content.

Wine Connoisseur 21/01/03(Sun)14:35 No. 3525

not wine per se but there's a chinese 'wine' made of 36 ingredients including 4 animal cocks. sanpien jiu. supposedly an aphrodisiac.

Wine Connoisseur 21/01/11(Mon)04:15 No. 3527

Trusting Chinese aphrodisiacs is an easy way to lose your penis, anon.

Cheesethread anyone? Jacob, the Hipster 12/03/24(Sat)04:58 No. 2148 [Reply]

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I'm a newfag, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I see no cheese to go with the wine threads. So let's start one, eh?

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Wine Connoisseur 13/10/03(Thu)19:06 No. 2317

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Gentleman, it seems to me that the most intense, intimate and hedonic means of enjoying the finest cheeses require that a man's member has been spared the cruelest of cuts. At risk of sounding gauche, many men, especially those of us who reside in these United States of America, lack a foreskin. I, myself, have experimented with various soft cheese - mostly derived from fine goat milks - as well as double-cream bries, and yet I feel like I am missing out on a certain I-don't-know-what.

Wine Connoisseur 19/10/31(Thu)00:44 No. 3502

Personally I am partial to a well aged, smoked gouda. There is a tangy charm that accompanies a fine gouda, though some number of my peers swear even by a goat gouda of which I am unfamiliar, as the bitterness confuses the delicate satchel of my scrotum.

All this being said, of course I agree with the masters within this thread that appreciate a fine havarti, which for me comes in a very close second. Let us talk also of muenster in the future, gentlemen. Three words,"Free real estate".

Wine Connoisseur 21/01/01(Fri)01:52 No. 3524

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Wine Connoisseur 20/02/21(Fri)03:03 No. 3503 [Reply]

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Ejaculate in Absinthe Wine Connoisseur 15/01/14(Wed)17:37 No. 2858 [Reply]

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Hello, /v/.

Though I've seen the board clearly enforce its wine-only nature, I only have this place to turn to for such a question.

I do not appreciate wine, as I rather absinthe, and would appreciate other drinkers' input on this proposal. If preparing absinthe normally involves a sugar cube and water, I believe we could find a substitute, so that we could discard our spoons and sugar. Semen is around 40% fructose, and makes for a rather sweet substance. Is it possible to ejaculate in your absinthe to prepare it?

All other absinthe enthusiasts would turn away from my theory, but I know that those who enjoy their wine and their penises could help me confirm my idea. If someone could turn this true, or at least share their knowledge on sugar and spirit, I ask now.

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Wine Connoisseur 19/10/10(Thu)15:05 No. 3501

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well well look at what we got here its this bullshit thread again

Ejaculate in Absinthe Mike 20/04/03(Fri)20:53 No. 3507

Eating that much sweets is a waste. All a guy needs to do is eat a serving of pineapple daily. I've never tried it in absinthe, but I would love to try.

Wine Connoisseur 20/07/26(Sun)07:14 No. 3510

That sounds disgusting but delicious in a way that makes my cock twitch; disgusting because I hate black liquorice/anise thus absinthe is bleh + scotch/irish whiskey ftw

Would love a cum cocktail... hmm I wonder, if a perverted mixologist could make an actual good drink incorporating cum. I'd drink it haha

Wine Connoisseur 20/02/26(Wed)21:11 No. 3506 [Reply]

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euuuuuuuuuu neeeem realizeiiii meuuuss sooonhooossss

Wine Connoisseur 14/02/01(Sat)09:48 No. 2449 [Reply]

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i have been lurking this board for a few years now and i cant figure out, is this a real fetish, or is it a bad joke gone wrong?
i will delete when i get an answer from you fine gentlemen.

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Wine Connoisseur 19/08/02(Fri)15:24 No. 3497

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The idea of dipping was a joke right up until the moment people started dipping.

Wine Connoisseur 19/09/07(Sat)02:23 No. 3499

I took a nice dark red to the glands
The texture was crisp and refreshing

Wine Connoisseur 19/10/03(Thu)06:05 No. 3500

You could just get circumcised.

Promotion Pee Know Nwahh 12/11/16(Fri)05:53 No. 2250 [Reply]

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So I just got made head of Pinot Noir at my winery.

I am so fucking excited. I shall post a dipping of a 5000 Liter tank when vintage happens.

Which will be late march.

Until then I am the happiest man in the world.

Pic related. The winery.

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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/30(Wed)15:32 No. 2539

I have been waiting a long time now, and would really like to see OP deliver.

Wine Connoisseur 14/05/28(Wed)07:51 No. 2591

Ok /v/aginas OP here. Totally surprised this post is still running. So I've been remiss in delivering, I know. For this horrid lapse in delivery I offer my most humble etc etc. however, I am now the operations manager at a wine bottling company, so I will attempt to find some acceptable alternative to dipping a gigantic tank of wine.
Stay in touch cunts


Wine Connoisseur 19/07/25(Thu)15:48 No. 3496

were u go

Wine Connoisseur 10/01/14(Thu)15:58 No. 936 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Wait, does /v/ REALLY dip their penises into wine? I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Pic is what I prefer.

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Winedicks Justwannaseewinedicks 18/08/20(Mon)06:50 No. 3466


Wine Connoisseur 18/11/27(Tue)23:53 No. 3469

The board is quieter, but dipping is going strong. I've just uncorked a positively sublime pino noir, and I will be sharing a special moment with the virgin pouring shortly. Many of us, being men of import as we tend to be, do not have the time to check this board very often.

Bypel !EHlDapnXJ. 19/06/29(Sat)12:16 No. 3494

Does any other of the gender dip and wash their pole of flesh into beverages which they thereupon imbibe in order to regain lost 氣?

I know the feeling 😉

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