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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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Wine Connoisseur 20/02/26(Wed)21:11 No. 3506 [Reply]
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euuuuuuuuuu neeeem realizeiiii meuuuss sooonhooossss




Promotion Pee Know Nwahh 12/11/16(Fri)05:53 No. 2250 [Reply]
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So I just got made head of Pinot Noir at my winery.

I am so fucking excited. I shall post a dipping of a 5000 Liter tank when vintage happens.

Which will be late march.

Until then I am the happiest man in the world.

Pic related. The winery.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/04/30(Wed)15:32 No. 2539

I have been waiting a long time now, and would really like to see OP deliver.


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Wine Connoisseur 14/05/28(Wed)07:51 No. 2591

Ok /v/aginas OP here. Totally surprised this post is still running. So I've been remiss in delivering, I know. For this horrid lapse in delivery I offer my most humble etc etc. however, I am now the operations manager at a wine bottling company, so I will attempt to find some acceptable alternative to dipping a gigantic tank of wine.
Stay in touch cunts

Kiwi.


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Wine Connoisseur 19/07/25(Thu)15:48 No. 3496

>>2591
were u go




Wine Connoisseur 10/01/14(Thu)15:58 No. 936 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Wait, does /v/ REALLY dip their penises into wine? I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Pic is what I prefer.


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Winedicks Justwannaseewinedicks 18/08/20(Mon)06:50 No. 3466

Wine.dicks.uh...


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Wine Connoisseur 18/11/27(Tue)23:53 No. 3469

>>3463
The board is quieter, but dipping is going strong. I've just uncorked a positively sublime pino noir, and I will be sharing a special moment with the virgin pouring shortly. Many of us, being men of import as we tend to be, do not have the time to check this board very often.


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Bypel !EHlDapnXJ. 19/06/29(Sat)12:16 No. 3494

Does any other of the gender dip and wash their pole of flesh into beverages which they thereupon imbibe in order to regain lost 氣?

>>3462
I know the feeling 😉




Price? 19/01/08(Tue)22:08 No. 3474 [Reply]
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Could someone tell me how much this 0.75l bottle costs, I got it from a friend and can't really find the price of it. Thank you


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Wine Connoisseur 19/01/08(Tue)22:09 No. 3475
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2nd pic


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Wine Connoisseur 19/01/08(Tue)23:30 No. 3478

About $25 to $30 seems to be the going price. Has descent reviews too.




Wine Connoisseur 11/05/04(Wed)00:50 No. 1757 [Reply]
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Fuck your normal wine.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/12(Thu)03:40 No. 1772

hahaha. fucking excellent.


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SAGE+ 11/05/13(Fri)16:21 No. 1776
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I HAVE HALF A BOTTLE SITTING IN MY CUPBOARD FROM ABOUT A YEAR AGO STUFF IS GODLY! GOTTA LOVE BUCKY! =]


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/24(Sun)01:27 No. 1888

>>1776 a year ago

The fuck is wrong with you? That should have been drank a long time ago.




Casterbation Wine Connoisseur 11/09/26(Mon)00:39 No. 2056 [Reply]
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Being a man of dipping pleasures I though I'd try broaden my horizon with something traditionally less savoury . At my place of working we handle large quantities of £50 pound notes and it happened that one night I was alone and the queen was giving me such a dirty look (we all know how kinky she is) that I took to lowering my culottes and wrapping her fine face (not the calamity that befell Sir John Houblons) around my John Thompson and proceeding as you envisage, of course no man would dare climax in front of her majesty so it was with great satisfaction I tethered my loins most regally and carried on with close of business.

I thought I would share that with you and enquire if someone else has shared in such pleasures.


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Wine Connoisseur 12/09/22(Sat)05:10 No. 2230
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Why OP, you inspired me to try it out, but as an American I didn't have quick access to bills with female characters on them, so I had to settle for Hamilton
We both enjoyed it though


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Wine Connoisseur 14/08/08(Fri)10:41 No. 2699

>>2230
You don't want to handle the hamilton?


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Wine Connoisseur 18/07/23(Mon)03:31 No. 3465
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Unacceptable ! Le French man 14/09/18(Thu)14:26 No. 2780 [Reply]
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>>2182
Dear Moderator. As a french wine drinker, let me clarify something.
I find very disappointing to see soemone getting banned for posting a "champagne" Pic, as :
- It is made of Grapefruits like wine, besides of the fact that this board is called "the Vineyard"
- Champagne is a true Wine (sub familly of Sparkling Wines)
-Champagne is the most prestigious, and famous wine.
___
Don't judge me, i'm a connoiseur, and my familly lives in the "Région Champagne-Ardennes", and more accuratley in "Haute-Marn
As an expert, we own Red wine "Chateau-Lafite 1964" (1500€) and some "Breton Grand Cru" (100€)
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All of this to ask you to tolerate champagne amateurs in this thread please.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/03/01(Wed)22:29 No. 3436

I like Mimes


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Wine Connoisseur 17/05/30(Tue)23:29 No. 3441
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>>3436
You're going to burn in hell for that.


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Wine Connoisseur 17/08/09(Wed)11:41 No. 3449

>>2780
The real question is, how does it feel to dip your penis in a glass of champagne?

Is it an experience worth sharing?




Wine Connoisseur 11/08/24(Wed)15:15 No. 2038 [Reply]
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Due to recent unemployment, I have been reduced to this.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


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Wine Connoisseur 17/01/23(Mon)08:39 No. 3431

Bettern BudLite


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Wine Connoisseur 17/01/30(Mon)01:20 No. 3432
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boy if you dont steal those then free beer is a glitch


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Wine Connoisseur 17/03/01(Wed)22:28 No. 3435

>Reduced

What a shame...you should be grateful for such high quality elixir to reach your mortal hands




fragolino and other fizzy reds farmer 16/11/27(Sun)02:40 No. 3426 [Reply]
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whats the deal with this? sparkling reds are stupid hard to find these days. why fizzred? pissed fast, no headache, cheap. i read the frag grape is illegall in europe as it carries disease and comes from americah. so does that mean amerifats get all the good swag fizzred?




Wine Connoisseur 15/11/27(Fri)05:14 No. 3132 [Reply]
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Apart from the other boorish behaviour, what does /v/ think of rubbing as an alternate to dipping?

"A passenger who dipped a finger in wine and rubbed it on his genitals, before biting a policeman, is facing jail after a £2,500 rampage on a flight from Dubai to Birmingham."

http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/25/worst-air-rage-passenger-jailed-after-dipping-finger-in-wine-and-rubbing-it-on-his-genitals-5525880/





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