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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.


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Whiskey Connoisseur 11/07/18(Mon)16:21 No. 1868 [Reply]
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Dipping in wine is for pussies. Real men dip in Jack Daniels.

fags.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/21(Thu)02:29 No. 1886

>>1882

o noes, you have a thesaurus!! whatever shall I do? :O

I bet my dick is nicer than yours, and it definately sees more pussy than yours. U jellie, faggot?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/29(Fri)15:23 No. 2011

>>1886
Good sir! Your behaviour is abominable. You should know well that we have no interest in your private parts, nor how many flowers they have scathed. We true gentlemen keep our private business to ourselves, while we sometimes discuss viable methods for our desires. I bid you: "Good day!"


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Andley+M 11/08/05(Fri)07:20 No. 2017

Hmmmmphalumphs! My heavens! What have we become, speaking of such foul things as boxed wine and the like. On the internet, no less! I'll have nothiing less than intravenous wine. Slamming, as the slang goes. And I have kidney stones in my veins, and goddamn proud of them. You'll never take them away, mommy! Wine




Wine Connoisseur 11/07/26(Tue)09:12 No. 2007 [Reply]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FszbWUBsAU8

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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/29(Fri)07:28 No. 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FszbWUBsAU8




Wine Connoisseur 10/08/13(Fri)08:10 No. 1265 [Reply]
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Gentleman, I fear I have a problem here. I'm kinda stuck. Any advice?


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Wine Connoisseur 10/08/16(Mon)22:02 No. 1270

Refrain from placing your member in the bottle in the future.

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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/25(Mon)03:31 No. 1891

gay


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/29(Fri)07:28 No. 2009

Refrain from placing your member in the bottle in the future.




Wine Connoisseur 11/07/25(Mon)05:23 No. 2004 [Reply]
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I accidentally the whole board. have some champagne as a small consolation.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/25(Mon)23:50 No. 2005

dude

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/26(Tue)02:41 No. 2006

u mad?




Wine Connoisseur 11/06/30(Thu)07:52 No. 1845 [Reply]
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So /v/, out of curiosity I dipped into a glass of Manischewitz Concord Grape
Wine, and i must say that I was pleasantly surprised by both the aroma and
"feel" of it. It was smooth and not to heavy, although the sweetness was
slightly overwhelming.

Just thought i would share this with you all
A fine evening to you all.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/06(Wed)22:38 No. 1848

I hope you're circumcised. (He said in an attempt to bring good-natured humor to his fellows.)


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Wine Connoisseur 11/07/09(Sat)05:05 No. 1849

>>1848
I am, in fact.




Wine Connoisseur 11/06/25(Sat)02:29 No. 1835 [Reply]
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i've heard wine coolers are just wine that is gay. Is this True? even if it is gay is there sensation to sticking your penis in it.


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Teddyhands!!Z2L2HlLmD5 11/06/26(Sun)14:44 No. 1840
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>Wine
>Cooler


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/27(Mon)15:42 No. 1842
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>>1840
thank you for sharing your knowledge Fonzie
pic related is you




Wine Connoisseur 11/06/18(Sat)20:24 No. 1828 [Reply]
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So Who here has tried a tisdale before? Was it worth it?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/26(Sun)13:23 No. 1839
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This is the only Tisdale I know, and it's nowhere near as exciting as it sounds.




Wine Connoisseur 11/05/14(Sat)21:42 No. 1780 [Reply]
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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/11(Sat)06:51 No. 1818

wut?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/18(Sat)16:48 No. 1827

You people need something to make you realize it is just a silly wine bottle and not a female's reproductive organ.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/26/nation/3556615&sec=nation


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/20(Mon)21:19 No. 1830

>>1827
Everyone's problem here is that they put the bottle in a pedestal.




Wine Connoisseur 11/06/08(Wed)23:59 No. 1813 [Reply]
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So how does v feel about sticking it's dick in Boxed wine?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/10(Fri)17:28 No. 1817

>>1813
Most of the pleassure you may get from doing it is the dickputting technic. As a box is enterelly closed there's plenty of posibilities on how, where and how much to open it (wich is, at least form me, the only way to put my dick into it. I really wouldn't dig rubing it on the box without making contact with the wine). If you perform this complex act please let us know how you made it and if it was worth not buying a bottle.


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OP 11/06/12(Sun)06:30 No. 1820

Well I found out you could open up the box and there was a vacuum sealed bag in there! oh where might I cut a hole and enter?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/17(Fri)05:40 No. 1825
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>>1820
This image, as disturbing and violent as it may be for some wine lovers, has for purpouse to illustrate how or where should you open your wine box... I don't find this kind of sadism pleacent, but there's people out there capable to open a them with just a bite, and they get this result. I'm not suggesting you in any way to use that method, but the choise is yours.




explain Wine Connoisseur 11/03/08(Tue)09:33 No. 1636 [Reply]
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this a joke? what the fuck is dipping your cocks in wine supposed to be doing?!


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/28(Sat)14:14 No. 1801

Making you future children alchoholics.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/05/30(Mon)19:20 No. 1804

>>1668

Doing away with all the bullshit, this is pretty much the gist of it. It's simply using other sensory organs than the mouth to enjoy a wine of choice. Which is no more ludicrous than anything else one might do with one's dick.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/06/01(Wed)13:30 No. 1807

>>1668
Your understanding of other fetishes really is poor.

>if you are a "furry"(god forbid that)then you need to enjoy animal-human hybrids and suits
No, just, no. There's the people who dress up and the people who just share porn on the internet. In fact there's many different types including the bat shit insane ones who think they're actually a wolf/dog/etc. There's no rule that you must dress up.

>If you are a follower of BDSM,you NEED to have the desire to hurt/get hurt
Also, no. Completely wrong.

Please, just visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page and read the ENTIRE article for every subject you have just failed at understanding then come back here understanding fetishes properly.





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