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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

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dip for the real man Beer Connoisseur 11/03/25(Fri)18:21 No. 1693 [Reply]

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Real men dip in beer.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/28(Mon)09:34 No. 1702

Good man, I completely agree. I came on a little strong, but I do not believe what I said was uncalled for. As far as I'm concerned, this arrogant chap is dipping in Bud Light. What kind of man barges in on a quaint gentleman's club and brashly claims such things. It's absurd to think that you can attempt to persuade rational people with such generalized phrasing.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)09:58 No. 1725

I find this conceited demonstration of masculinity rather blunt and tedious.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/14(Thu)06:16 No. 1741

I've been watching this board for awhile and while my own interest in "dipping" grows I must say to stoop down to a common bubbly drink at a frat party must be rather degrading

are you a whore by anychance?

wineconnoisseur 11/03/02(Wed)04:48 No. 1633 [Reply]

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Guys, my dick is too small to easily get into a win glass, but too wide (barely) to fit into a bottle. I've recently learned that with a little tubing and a small rubber hand pump, I can easily dip all day long! Life changing I promise you this.

Wine Connoisseur 11/04/09(Sat)10:37 No. 1728

I applaud your contrivance, sir!


Wine Connoisseur 10/06/25(Fri)02:13 No. 1129 [Reply]

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Hello /v/,

I have a job as a cheesemonger. I get to be near cheese and sample various cheese all day erry'day. There's nothing I enjoy more than taking home a nice Gouda or some Halloumi and eating it while I stick my dick in some Port or Merlot.

What are /v/'s favorite cheeses and accompanying wines?

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/30(Wed)04:57 No. 1705

Camembert you lout.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/31(Thu)10:21 No. 1707

I thought this was a classy lot. Cheese is for inserting in the rectum whilst dipping. I can't believe you savages eat the stuff.

Wine Connoisseur 12/01/16(Mon)16:51 No. 2122


I believe, good sir, that these gentlemen are participating in some manner of "internet joke".

Nobody is really eating cheese old man.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/10(Thu)00:50 No. 1638 [Reply]

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You will, I trust, excuse me if I do not join you. But, I have already come, and I never dip my penis into... wine.

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MistressC!sa718qMb8I 11/03/19(Sat)06:37 No. 1671


MistressC!sa718qMb8I 11/03/19(Sat)06:39 No. 1672

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forgot to post this picture the first time

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/27(Sun)07:15 No. 1697

Your attire suggests you as a gentleman of some taste; perhaps you might try it? I assure you it will bring you nothing but pleasure.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/19(Sat)02:43 No. 1669 [Reply]

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/20(Sun)07:33 No. 1675

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/22(Tue)20:37 No. 1689

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/26(Sat)03:58 No. 1694

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/21(Mon)23:24 No. 1681 [Reply]

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This is what i plunge my gentleman stick into, warning: it's not for the feint of heart it's pinot noir from 1727!!!, only the most sophisticated of dippers are welcome.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/22(Tue)11:04 No. 1686

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pinot = penis
noir = black

Enjoy your dip

Terrible confession :( Philip de Courvalle 11/03/21(Mon)18:17 No. 1679 [Reply]

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Last Saturday I was at Gaston De Court's exquisite dipping party in Le Mans, France. Everything was going great, fine Merlot, distinguished Shiraz, and exotic Cabernet Sauvignon, o what a ball it was till Gaston's brother, Louis introduced some champagne to dip in at first i was repulsed by such a savage offer but... in a moment of euphoria and wanting to fit in with the crowd i proceeded to dip into the Champagne afterward i felt ashamed and have since contemplated suicide for my actions, i guess what i am asking is, is life worth living after such a horrific blow to my dignity?

AAdolfoBJCardinal!!R1ZmpkA2Sw 11/03/21(Mon)23:51 No. 1682

Only death's warm embrace will free you from the guilt.

May The Almighty One have mercy on your soul.

Donatello 11/03/22(Tue)02:03 No. 1683

May your death be swift savage!

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/22(Tue)09:34 No. 1684

Partying with Frenchies? Sir, you had it coming.

Wine Connoisseur 11/02/22(Tue)07:51 No. 1590 [Reply]

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I realize this petition does not inherently have to do with dipping, but I pose a question to all fellow wine connoisseurs:

I have planned for Friday of the next week that my girlfriend and I sit on my roof and enjoy a quiet evening watching the stars and drinking some wine.

However, I am not very well versed in the art of wine, and do not know which variety would be well suited for such an endeavor. Personally, I generally prefer white wines, though there has been a red or even rosé that has piqued my interest in the past.

So, gentlemen, what would you recommend to me?

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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/01(Tue)08:17 No. 1630


Thank you, kind sir, for naming a type of wine that I may actually be able to find and afford. Naming specific brands and much less years would be quite a feat for me as I do not live in a country where wine is frequently consumed. However, any and all more suggestions are always welcome and appreciated.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/01(Tue)16:41 No. 1632

Though, I did give a very general suggestion, you should know that not all sweet reds are "bargain brand" names. They and their affection are entirely different from one another.
It's complete blasphemy to say, "Oh, cool, sweet red: sounds like a keeper." and to think that each branching vintage will yield the same amount of passion and love. Why, it's the same as assuming that a woman of your preferred race will be just as good in bed as any other... the fat ones as well.
I am completely right, though if you find yourself content with your "Barefoot Cellars" whore rather than the likes of my beloved "Chateau d’Yquem", that is fine; it leaves more for my enjoyment.
After all, you are just drinking it.

Wine Connoisseur 11/03/18(Fri)20:15 No. 1667

Drinking wine? How bothersome.

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